#cornado

[the-kirbe-anon]

cornado

🌽+🌪️?

A rotating storm of...corn?

A cornado, if you will.

[kakusboyfriend]

Marriage is the best thing best friends can do together (no romance necessary to win)

[acrylicalchemy]

Here's a little flashback from "The Boy In The Box" collection. Some of my best works may already have forever homes, but there may also be canvas prints for you to choose from in a variety of sizes.

[tarmac-rat]

Slowly quietly thinking about how water-- the classical element of change, movement, emotion, and community-- is a subtle symbol of every Cyberpunk 2077's love interest's quest once it reaches it's completion

Judy Alvarez wants to enact change. She is, at her core, an idealist, and wants to confront the injustices of the world she lives in even if she doesn't exactly know where to start. Judy sees the way the world chews up the working classes of Night City and spits them out with no remorse and is one of the only people who says "no, this shouldn't stand, we have to do something". Even though her plan to seize of Clouds is ultimately unsuccessful, she walks away having gained at least one thing: her freedom. She's tied to Night City, in many ways always will be, but she realizes her worth extends beyond the place that's done absolutely nothing for her in return, so she chooses to leave it behind. Judy's storyline ends with her sitting on the dock overlooking the reservoir of Laguna Bend.

River Ward doesn't know how to change. Blue-blooded through and through, an NCPD detective whose traumatic experiences with crime has shaped who he is. River's morality drives his work, but it also pushes those closest to him-- his sister, his niece and nephews-- away from him. As a result, we see him as the thing society shaped him to be: a no-nonsense, by-the-book cop who genuinely believes in the morality of those he works with until he's forced to look it's corruption dead in the eyes. And the second he realizes how unjust the law he fought so hard to uphold really is, he severs his ties with it and returns to the people who care for him the most. River's storyline ends with him sitting on top of a water tower.

Kerry Eurodyne is resistant to change. Why wouldn't he be? Kerry Eurodyne is the last of the old guard, a rockerboy still living 60 years in the past who's in a mansion he hates and in a corporate deal he can't break out of. So what happens when change comes along in the form of a J-Pop band that's covering his songs without his permission? He confronts them, old-school style, because that's what rockerboys like him've always done. But Kerry soon realizes that the world moving on isn't a bad thing-- what is bad is him digging in his heels and not moving along with it. The new ways can be hard to accept, but Kerry's done with spending the rest of his life grappling with a past he refuses to reconcile with, so he ushers in a new era of his life the only way he knows how to: with songs and flames. Kerry's storyline ends with him lying on the shoreline of Del Cornado Bay

Panam Palmer is desperate for her people to change. Stubborn, hardheaded Panam saw the writing on the wall and broke out for a fresh start the moment she realized Saul's 'promised land' was nothing but dust, Raffen, and dealings with Biotechnica. She struck out as a merc in Night City, running drugs and working with the local gangs. But Panam's loyality is as much a blessing as it is a curse. She comes back when her family needs her, but she is done sitting on the sidelines and watching the Aldecaldos fall further under a corporate's thumb. So she does the only thing she feels she can do: steals a panzer and shows her leaders that their clan can still be something great. She's rewarded for her actions, and the Aldecaldos retain their independence for good. Panam's storyline ends with her driving the Basilisk over a lake in the Badlands.

[cherrybblossomsims]

Coronado

no cc

Sam Cornado

FACE

hair (growing together ep)

glasses (eco lifestyle ep)

BODY

top (cats & dogs ep)

bottoms (bg)

shoes (cats & dogs ep)

download ☆ patreon | sfs

[suspiciousmammal]

Darius, 2 month old Westphalian colt Diro x Cornado I

sold for 6k.

[kovelles-travel-blog]

The sun rises with the city over the rim of Del Cornado bay-- Santa Domingo, Night City

03/18/23

[nameofallteams]

333 Funny Cornhole Team Names

Cornhole is one of the most fun and laid-back games you can play, making it perfect for casual gatherings, tailgating, or even competitive leagues. One of the best parts about cornhole is coming up with hilarious team names that reflect your team’s personality and sense of humor. Whether you want to stand out at tournaments or just get a few laughs, here are 333 funny cornhole team names to inspire you! Cornhole Puns & Wordplay Puns are always a hit, and they work perfectly for cornhole team names. Here are some clever and funny cornhole puns to consider: - Corn Stars - Hole Patrol - The Corn Identity - Corn to be Wild - Shuck Dynasty - Corn Hub - Corn in the USA - Holey Moley - Unicornholers - Cornslingers - The Cornholios - Baggin' Rights - Corn to be Alive - Shuck ‘N’ Awe - Hole Lotta Fun - Kernel Sanders - Corn Dogs - Corn of Duty - Shuck Buddies - Kernel Knowledge Food-Themed Cornhole Team Names Given that corn is a food, it’s no surprise that food puns and names are popular in cornhole. Here are some of the funniest food-related team names: - Nacho Average Cornhole Team - Cornbread Bandits - Bagel & Hole Lox - Baggin’ Bacon - Kernel Mustard and the Bags - The Snack Attackers - Corn Chips ‘N’ Dip - Butter Me Up - The Shuckaneers - Salsa Slingers - Maize Rage - Popcorn Pirates - The Bagel Bunch - Candy Corn Crushers - Burrito Brothers - Buttered Cornholes - Sweet Cornhole O’ Mine - The Kernel Kings - Nacho Average Tossers - The Burrito Bombers Cornhole Team Names Inspired by Drinking Cornhole and beer often go hand in hand. If your team is all about having a good time and throwing back a few drinks, these alcohol-inspired team names will be a hit: - Brews & Bags - Beer Me - Chuggin' & Chuckin' - Sip Happens - Pour Decisions - Buzzed Baggers - Tossin’ & Toastin’ - Beerly Functional - Hole Lotta Beer - Drinkers with a Throwing Problem - Keg Stand Chuckers - Bags, Beers, and Cheers - Corn and Coors - The Drunken Tossers - Brew Slingers - Chuggers & Sluggers - Drinkin’ and Sinkin’ - The Cornhole Shooters - Sip, Sip, Toss - Tossed & Sauced Pop Culture-Inspired Cornhole Team Names From TV shows and movies to music and sports, pop culture offers tons of ideas for funny cornhole team names. Here are some of the best: - Bag to the Future - The Great Cornholios - Hole in Oats - Corn in 60 Seconds - The Bag Street Boys - Game of Throws - Holeyfield & Tyson - Hole in the Wall - The Bag Pipers - The Walking Dead Weight - Slingin’ in the Rain - Bagnum PI - Hole Busters - Bagatha Christie - Sons of Pitches - Tossed Salad & Scrambled Bags - Holey Potter - Bagnum Force - Bags of Anarchy - Obi Wan Cornholer Punny Cornhole Team Names Puns can make any team name more fun and memorable. Here are some more pun-filled cornhole team names that are sure to get a laugh: - Sack to the Future - Bags to Riches - Hole in Juan - Baggin’ and Braggin’ - Baggin’ Dragons - Sack it Up - Throw Job - Holey Rollers - Toss Like a Boss - Bags of Glory - The Sacrificers - Hole in Fun - Baggin’ Wagon - Sac Attack - Bag Off! - Toss a Bag, Save the World - Lord of the Bags - Cornado Warning - Bag O’ Tricks - Bag to the Bone Competitive Cornhole Team Names If your team takes cornhole seriously but you still want a funny twist, try out one of these competitive names with a playful side: - Hole Dominators - Baggin’ Champions - Hole-y Terrors - Slingin’ Aces - Corn Masters - The Shuckaneers - Hole Hearted Champions - The Corn Identity - The Cornhole Crushers - Baggin’ Elite - Shuck ‘Em Up - Cornhole Commandos - Bag Masters - Slinging Sensations - Toss Masters - Cornhole Conquerors - The Sack Kings - Throwdown Titans - Shuckin’ Champs - The Hole Heroes Animal-Themed Cornhole Team Names If you love animals and want to incorporate them into your cornhole team name, here are some funny and creative ideas: - Shuckin’ Squirrels - Bags of Fury - Holey Cows - The Cornholing Coyotes - Cornhole Cobras - Baggin' Beasts - The Shuckin’ Sharks - The Tossing Tigers - Baggin’ Badgers - Cornhole Kangaroos - Baggin’ Buffalos - Flying Cornhuskers - Holey Owls - Baggin’ Bears - The Tossing Turtles - Corny Crocs - Tossin’ Tuna - Baggin’ Birds - Corn-Eating Cheetahs - Baggin’ Bulldogs Miscellaneous Funny Cornhole Team Names Can’t fit your team into any specific category? Here are some random, fun, and silly team names that defy categorization: - Corn of Thrones - Bean Baggers - Team Cornucopia - Holey Moley Guacamole - Chucktown Chuggers - The Bag Toss Boss - Corn on the Slob - The Cornhole-a-rinas - Sackmasters - Baggin’ Rights - The Holey Grail - The Toss-taculars - Bag Slappers - The Cornchips - Throw Some Bags On It - The Bag Brigade - Cornhole Cowboys - The Cornfed Crushers - Tossing Tornadoes - Sack Kings Classic & Simple Cornhole Team Names Sometimes, simplicity is best. These classic cornhole team names are easy to remember and still funny: - Bags and Beers - The Tossing Squad - Holey Rollers - The Bag Boys - Corn Chuckers - Bag Em’ and Tag Em’ - The Holey Ones - Toss to Victory - Corn Kings - Bag Toss Masters - Hole in One - Bagging Champions - Cornhuskers - The Bag Bandits - Corn Stars - Tossers Anonymous - The Bag Slingers - Baggin’ Buddies - Cornhole Kings - The Hole Lot Conclusion From puns and pop culture references to food, animals, and beyond, the possibilities for funny cornhole team names are endless. Whether you're aiming for light-hearted fun or a competitive edge, this list of 333 cornhole team names should help you find the perfect fit for your squad. So, pick a name, grab your bags, and let the games begin! Read the full article

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CONTRADIÇÃO MASCULINA

uma visão crua sobre aqueles que julgam você.

é estatístico que os homens são tudo aquilo que eles criticam quando se trata de uma mulher.

os homens atuais além de serem frouxos e vitimistas criticam todos da sociedade de forma preconceituosa, mas procuram sempre relativizar suas atitudes e seus pensamentos grotescos em prol de valores cristãos que eles nunca praticaram, rebatem os posicionamentos de inclusão e diversidade com "embasamentos cientificos ou religiosos" como se o mundo girasse em torno da pica deles e todos tivessem que aceitar e abaixar a cabeça para uma 'verdade' que não é universal.

são uma parte da sociedade que riem e caçoam de todo mundo até eles virarem o alvo.

são cachorros que latem o tempo inteiro e voltam com rabo entre as pernas porque além de contraditórios são caras de pau.

frustrados por terem sido cornados a 7 anos atras por uma mulher que leva a mesma vida de 9 a cada 10 homens da sociedade.

choram sozinhos para os seus amigos igualmente fracassados no discord porque sabem que nunca darão certo com seu ideal feminino de mulher branca do cabelo curto peituda e mãe solteira

vão ser os primeiros a te mandar fotos das genitalias deles sem vc consentir, mas também serão os primeiros a criticar a puta do onlyfans que ganha o triplo do salario mínimo deles.

os homens na internet na verdade são tristes, querem te rebaixar porque eles ja se sentem assim, querem te taxar como puta porque nunca vão admitir que eles são uma também, julgam as travestis como homens mesmo que nem eles também sejam

eles vão bater uma pra vc mulher que vende conteudo, pra você mãe solteira, pra você mulher trans, pra você garota menor idade, pra você prima dele, pra você garota rodada, pra vc mulher gorda, e também pra ex dele, mas todas nós estamos erradas, menos eles, os pobres coitados.

[lecturasdiarias]

Lecturas del Sábado de la 1ª semana del Tiempo Ordinario

Lecturas del día Sábado 13 de Enero de 2024

Primera lectura

Lectura del primer libro de Samuel 9,1-4.17-19; 10,1a

Había un hombre de la tribu de Benjamín, llamado Quis. Era de gran valor. Tenía un hijo llamado Saúl, joven y de buena presencia. Entre los israelitas no había nadie más apuesto que él. Era el más alto de todos y ninguno le llegaba al hombro.Un día se le perdieron las burras a Quis y éste le dijo a su hijo Saúl: “Toma contigo a uno de los criados y vete a buscar las burras”. Recorrieron los montes de Efraín y la región de Salisá, pero no las encontraron; atravesaron el territorio de Saalín y no estaban allí; después, la tierra de Benjamín y tampoco las hallaron. Entonces se dirigieron a la ciudad donde vivía Samuel, el hombre de Dios. Cuando Samuel vio a Saúl, el Señor le dijo: “Éste es el hombre de quien te he hablado. Él gobernará a mi pueblo”.Saúl se acercó a Samuel, que se encontraba en la puerta de la ciudad, y le dijo: “Indícame, por favor, dónde está la casa del vidente”. Samuel le respondió: “Yo soy el vidente. Sube delante de mí al lugar sagrado y quédate a cenar conmigo. Mañana temprano te despediré, después de decirte todo lo que está en tu corazón”.Al día siguiente, muy temprano, Samuel tomó el cuerno donde guardaba el aceite y lo derramó sobre la cabeza de Saúl. Después lo besó y le dijo: “El Señor te ha ungido como jefe de Israel, su pueblo. Tú reinarás sobre el pueblo del Señor y lo librarás de los enemigos que lo rodean”.

Palabra de Dios

Salmo Responsorial

Sal 21 (20), 2-3.4-5.6-7

R./ De tu poder, Señor, se alegra el rey.

De tu poder, Señor, se alegra el rey, con el triunfo que le has dado. Le otorgaste lo que él tanto anhelaba, no rechazaste el ruego de sus labios. R./ De tu poder, Señor, se alegra el rey.

Lo colmaste, Señor, de bendiciones, con oro has cornado su cabeza La vida te pidió, tú se la diste, una vida por siglos duradera. R./ De tu poder, Señor, se alegra el rey.

Tu victoria, Señor, le ha dado fama, lo has cubierto de gloria y de grandeza. Sin cesar le concedes tus favores y lo colmas de gozo en tu presencia. R./ De tu poder, Señor, se alegra el rey.

Evangelio

Lectura del santo evangelio según San Marcos 2,13-17

En aquel tiempo, Jesús salió de nuevo a caminar por la orilla del lago; toda la muchedumbre lo seguía y él les hablaba. Al pasar, vio a Leví (Mateo), el hijo de Alfeo, sentado en el banco de los impuestos, y le dijo: “Sígueme”. Él se levantó y lo siguió.Mientras Jesús estaba a la mesa en casa de Leví, muchos publicanos y pecadores se sentaron a la mesa junto con Jesús y sus discípulos, porque eran muchos los que lo seguían. Entonces unos escribas de la secta de los fariseos, viéndolo comer con los pecadores y publicanos, preguntaron a sus discípulos: “¿Por qué su maestro come y bebe en compañía de publicanos y pecadores?”Habiendo oído esto, Jesús les dijo: “No son los sanos los que tienen necesidad del médico, sino los enfermos. Yo no he venido para llamar a los justos, sino a los pecadores”.

Palabra del Señor

[kakusboyfriend]

Btw i think citrus is also in the JLI bc when they were recruiting people Red decided he would rather fight crime occasionally after almost dying during the starro arc. So citrus is like I'll do it if you'll accept me bc he didn't want Red to feel obligated to.

[adisneydreamingdarling]

Wilderness Lodge at Magic Kingdom was EPIC!

First off, the Wilderness Lodge is HIGHLY underrated. Loved the vibe of the lodge. Made you feel like you were in a mountain resort somewhere far away, not almost walking distance to Magic Kingdom. The pool was beautiful and overlooked the lake. There was a stunning and peaceful waterfall that flowed through the middle of the lodge to the outside. All of the woodwork was gorgeous. So much to do!

Moderately priced resort, on average $220 a night. In my opinion, accommodations much more superior than other resorts in this range such as the Cornado and SO much closer to MK if you have small kiddos.

Most people come for the Story Book Dining which features Snow White, the Dwarfs and the Evil Queen and I am sure it's amazing BUT Whispering Canyon Cafe 10/10 reccomend!!! The food was delish, we got a last min reservation no problem, and it isn't high priced for Disney Dining. The food is "western" style aka cornbread, Biscuits, smoked meat, potatoes kinda stuff but they did have several vegan and vegetarian options which was really nice! I had the Western Eggs Benedict which had smoked brisket in it on a cheddar grilled biscuit. So so good. And the memosa flight. Yum.

The biggest draw of the restaurant is the antics. Think "Dicks Last Resort" but Disney style aka appropriate, family friendly and a lot nicer. They say funny things and interact not like your traditional servers. The server in the big hat is Lee. He sits down and chats with tables that aren't even his!

We had the best time laughing and eating. Really enjoying the environment. I have teenagers so they got into it too. They gave something called the Katchup Call where if you need catsup for your food your server guides you in yelling "We need Catsup over here" and whoever had the Katchup last brings it over to the next table. Thing is it's not one bottle, it's like 15 bottles so you have the whole table getting up to come socialize with the next table. My girls got up and helped the elderly couple take it to the next table when they got called out. So much fun!!!

My husband asked for a Coke Zero. She brought out a huge one. When we drank it all. He asked for a refill but a "smaller one" and she brought out a shot glass full. Hilarious!!!

We definitely will be back!!!

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#wildernesslodge #whisperingcanyon #Disney #disneyresortfl #disneyparks #disneyfamily #disneyfans

[night-city-daily]

Taken in Rancho Cornado in Santa Domingo. Click for better quality.

[sixpackfishing]

FYI: Cornado Islands., Mexico. Grab your passport and lets go! http://dlvr.it/SdlhVk