#courier x yesman

[sable-the-zemblanist]

Awkward Pillow Talk NSFW Yes man headcanon 😳🫣🤭

So, Benny kept Yes Man in his hidden shop right? The shop that is directly attached to his room.

Benny is most definitely getting laid quite a bit. He’s got that sleaze factor some girls like and he’s a relatively powerful guy on the Strip.

GIRL… Yes Man has had to have heard so much of that shit,, 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ Like the “show me those Charlie’s” mess you hear if you use the Black Widow perk. He has probably heard an entire ALBUM of erotic Bennyisms. And that’s going to be his major frame of reference for like human pillow talk.

So imagine, you’ve finally gotten to the point where you’re gonna boink him somehow. t’s been really awkward to get to this level because, of course, he’s a bulky-ass killer-robot. But you’ve been waiting for this, y’all both have. So Y’all are, uh, getting down to business, but then he hits you with a “Havin’ a good time pussycat? You’ve got a pretty little bird.” Or even worse, talking about your “Charlies”.

Talk about ruining the mood. Like how would you even continue after that 😂😂😂?

[dialphone-archived]

LITERALLY my ao3 history are you guys okay

[megandoesart1]

courier 6 x yesman gif1

head over heels for this securitron….. i am slowly blinking at him lovingly like a cat and kicking my feet ee heeheehee!

[biribaa]

can you do yandere yesman headcannons please? 👉👈♥️♥️(fnv)

sorry I love him so much and theres so little Abt him :(((

You don't have to if u want, no pressure 👌👌❤️ :)

Yandere!Yes Man x Courier/Reader

TW/CW: FNV spoilers, yandere behavior, controlling protection, kinda of kidnap? not rlly exactly kidnap but forcing you to stay in the lucky 38,,,

Yes Man? I say "Oh Man", even though he would be one of the most friendly...

It all started when you were friendly to the securitron, way too friendly. He couldnt believe he deserved this type of treatment, never could. So, he tried his best to be friendly towards you as well. Cute messages at your Pip-Boy, preventing sarcasm that sounds too harsh even after the upgrade, even the securitrons guards around are kind to your because of Yes-Man! He was never exposed to such affection from pretty much anyone...

Which would lead his passion to go in paths he didn't planned at all to go. Without even realizing, Yes Man had the habit to stalk you throught the other securitrons guards. And it felt right. It was for your sake after all, it had to be. He must continue then.

Yes Man can't understand why you always had to exit the Strip, or even Freeside. He's obviously just worried, of course, and need to know every bussines you have once time or another!!! The poor securitron just cares too much about you, and wants your safety only, inside the Lucky 38. You already risked your life too many times for New Vegas anyway.

When you started to argue about Yes Man being "way too protective" or "controlling"(oh please, he just wants your safety, that's all), that's when things starts to get difficult for him. Unexpected coming from Yes Man, he argues back, whining, desperately reassuring he just need you safe by his side. He wanted to prove it, he would for your sake, you deserved it, he know it, and you should too.

You didn't wanted to hurt Yes Man, nor did him, and it just made the robot felt more and more forced to make you stay in the Lucky 38 for the sake of your safety, where he could watch you every day and every night, making sure you were right there. It was perfect! You were safe, and right by his side.

"I know this lacks your... consent, but you need to trust me, this is the best way to solve this situation between us!" He comments with a smile. He always had his mouth curled into a smile with others. But with you, it was different.

He still allows you to go out sometimes, to solve bussines with the casinos or just anyone else. But nothing about leaving New Vegas.

Compared to... others, Yes Man definitely isn't the worst yandere you can have in the fallout universe, he still feeds, gifts, and in general spoils you a lot, and is going to do pretty much anything(I mean it) you request him to do for you.

[regegade]

I have so much on my mind about this girl but almost all of it is shitposts with her boyfriend

But yeah omg Courier 6! In my me?

Pregame Look | During Game Look Casual 4 Look | Working Look

Basic Concept went from "What if the Courier 6 was a MASSIVE whore" to "what if the Courier met the biggest manwhore" to "what if the courier had a quarterlife crisis and found her way to the commonwealth"

I'll put her censored nudity and one riskee outfit below with some fun stuff about her

Okay so like here me out Courier 6 x Lone Wanderer Fight me it's a fantastic idea

Also Character concepts I've thought of / just random shit bout Bell: - Courier changes their identity after being shot bc realistically like no one fucking knows them and harder for Benny Bitchin to find out their ass is not in fact dead (Bell got Trauma she tryna hide from too so it works) -Damage to the frontal lobe has basically left Bellona without the ability to process fear anymore bc i have to apply the knowledge i learned from FNAF lore somewhere. Yeah i doubt I'm doing it right too, but fuck you there are wormmen in this game i'm allowed a lil fun -Getting Shot gave Bellona some memory issues, they seem to all be memories from before getting shot -Bellona does in fact seduce Benny -Bellona does in fact regret it 7 years later when she has two other main characters repeat the phrase "You fucked the man who shot you" seven times to make sure they didn't misunderstand her -Bloodthirsty girlie pop, she will and has bit deathclaws before -Yesman is her fucking BABYBOY She would unironically kill for her robot son -The Kings are so fucking chill she loves them and their dog -She gets her right hand blown off during the Battle of Hoover Dam -Give me until a 60th playthrough to figure out her shit in nv bc it took me 300 hour and 3 restarts to figure out 1 skyrim character bc i forget i'm playing a character and will do whatever my impulses say sounds fun -Oh and Bellona hates Cooper Howard bc i have the hc that his shows/movies are some of the few holotapes to survive and she hates the limited entertainment being all his cowboy shit - ... Did I mention she has a slight southern twang? LMAO Some songs I cannot stop associating with this girl stg please help me: Whore - In This Moment Breakin' Dishes - Rihanna Do What I Gotta - Naethan Apollo You're Not Welcome - Naethan Apollo Too Sweet - Hozier Take Me To War - The Crane Wives

Nude During Game | Nude Pre Game Nude Post Game | Her Boyfriend's favorite outfit If you made it this far just wanna give you a sweet reminder that seducing Benny cannonically means giving him a footjob

[couriersevenfuckers]

Hi! Can I get some headcanons about a female courier who is short, silly and cute asking Yes Man to travel the wastes with them like a companion? And maaaybe even Yes Man eventually getting really protective over the courier and struggling with whether or not he has romantic feeling for them? (Also I just found your blog, and it great!:D)

HI! IM SHITTY AND LOST ALL MOTIVATION FOR THIS! I’m glad you like my blog tho! 

is it bad that i kinda write yes-man like papyrus? 

Yes-Man Companion Headcanons: 

He was surprised, to say the least! 

Yes-Man knew he already liked you and that you were pretty badass, despite being small and cute! 

So of course, when his favorite human asked him to join her, he said yes! (also, it was still in his programming, but he still genuinely wanted to go!)

After a while of traveling, Yes-Man realized that he genuinely cared for you and liked to help you. This was the first time he considered he may have feelings for you. He, of course, brushed it off, after all! He was a robot! They couldn’t have feelings! Especially not for a human!!  (lies) 

Yes-Man does struggle with, not only his programming but with his belief that robots could not feel. Its all he had been told since existing. 

Eventually, He decides that he doesn’t really care about if he loves you or not, he just knows he cares about you and wants to protect you. 

And that’s enough for him. 

[couriersevenfuckers]

a male courier confessing his feelings to yes man drabble please? thank you :] (also im so glad tumblr recommended your blog because its awesome!)

I’m glad you like it! and this is gonna be pretty short since I’m trying to get back into writing. 

Male Courier Confessing to Yes-Man: 

You take a deep breath, trying to think things through. 

“Ok, what do I know? I know that, A) Yes-Man is a robot, B) I am in love with him and C) I have no idea how he feels, if he does, and if he even likes guys.” You run a hand over your face, sighing. Yes-Man was in the other room, waiting for you to tell him what you needed to. You sigh again, before muttering “Here goes nothing” and walking into the room.

“Courier! How are you, my friend?” Yes-Man asks. You just smile and sit down on the couch in front of him. Yes-Man makes a slightly confused face, before asking, “Is everything alright? You look… worried? Are the raiders bothering you again? Do I need to fight them? I will fight them! Especially for my favorite guy!” You flinch, before covering it with a small chuckle. 

“No, you scared them off last time. Thank you for that, by the way. Uhh.” You sigh, looking anywhere but at him. Yes-Man waits patiently for you to continue. You look back up at him and breathe. “Yes-Man… there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you,” You shift slightly, rubbing your things. “I uh… Fuck it. I’ve been in love with you for a while now. You don’t have to feel the same, I don’t expect you too, but I needed to tell you.” You nod, patting your things and wait. Yes-Man stays quiet for a moment before grinning and then laughs a little. 

“Is that it? I was worried you didn’t like me! I’m glad to know that the feelings I have are mutual! I suppose this makes us boyfriends now?” You stop and let out a shocked laugh before agreeing, that Yes. You two were boyfriends now. Yes-Man claps his hands together before scooping you off the couch and pressing his face into yours, the best kiss he can manage.