#courtma

[td-yuri-takes]

courtemma is really the perfect ship, emma deserved more than that nerdy twink whose clearly inlove with a guy.

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[hajimariroads]

Nemma this, Noco that, YK WHAT I THINK???? I say FUCK all that, let’s talk about the missed potential of putting Courtney and Emma in a season together, and having them get into a dramatic, high tension, sapphic situationship. Total Drama was clearly WAY too scared for the hot lawyers to yuri out

Who wants to hear me talk about Courtma

[real-total-drama-takes]

Duncney this and Gwourtney that!! Stfu we AAAALL know Heathney outsold!!! Courtma too!! And they’ve never even MET. Total Yuri island on top

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[courtporatelawyer]

Courtney relationship headcanons! Both platonic + romantic ones! (this is going to be a long one)

Duncney!! (romantic)

- Duncan takes Courtney on the most show stopping, thoughtful, and romantic dates EVER, but he still manages to show up dressing like a hobo

- Courtney tends overworks herself, but Duncan will quite literally throw her over his shoulder to go out for coffee or something like that

- Both Courtney and Duncan can cook really well, but physically CANNOT share a kitchen without setting it ablaze with all of their constant bickering

- Duncan simps so hard for Courtney’s singing voice.

- Duncney does frequent karaoke nights with the rest of the KB5

- Whenever Duncan sees anything with the word “princess” on it, he automatically buys it for Courtney. (The tackier the item, the better)

- Duncan likes his coffee black, while Courtney likes it with an ungodly amount of sugar and creamer

Heathney!! (romantic)

- Heather is a lot taller than Courtney, affectionately giving her the nickname “shortney” (canon heights can cry me a river, we all know courtney is a short little hobgoblin who isn’t afraid to kick anyone’s ass)

- Courtney and Heather cannot vocally express their feelings for one another for the life of them, so Heather just resorts to leaving flowers (either carnations or heathers) on courtney’s work desk. While Courtney writes Heather “anonymous poetry”

- Heather carries Courtney EVERYWHERE. Courtney will be reading and minding her own business, then Heather will just randomly pick her up, and tote her around bridal style

- These bitches try to one up each other on EVERYTHING, including romantic gestures. Heather writes Courtney a sweet note? Courtney fires back with an entire novel. Etc

- Courtney is prone to anxiety attacks, and Heather is the only one who can properly calm her down.

- They talk shit about people on their dates

- Heather loves braiding courtney’s hair

Bridgeney (platonic)!

- They watch cheesy rom coms together

- there was a period of time where people thought they were dating

- Bridgette and Courtney are super emotionally open with each other, and most of the time their conversations end with them both sobbing and hugging

- They help each other get ready for dates

- Bridgette wears sandals and shorts in the snow, while Courtney is wearing sweaters in august

- closest friends you will EVER meet

- They call each other “Bridge” and “Court” NEVER by their full names

Gwourtney! (platonic, I’m sorry I can’t do romantic Gwourtney😭 I love it as a concept, but it just doesn’t do it for me)

- Gwen does courtney’s makeup

- Gwen has a FAT CRUSH on Courtney, but Courtney is blissfully unaware

- Gwen draws Courtney all of the time

- They act like Katie and Sadie sometimes tbh

- They clown on each other for their abhorrent love lives

Trentney (platonic)

- They write music together a LOT

- I feel like there were romantic feelings there, but the timing wasn’t right

- They give each other really insightful advice

- When Trent split from the drama brothers, he went forward with his solo music career. However, he did a concert tour around Canada with Courtney, since they’re the musical duo we deserved

- Trent is a good shoulder to lean on for Courtney when it comes to her anger management, as he’s generally pretty relaxed

Scottney (romantic)

- Scott calls Courtney his boyfriend, and Courtney calls Scott her girlfriend

- They definitely have those boyfriend girlfriend matching shirts

- Scott takes Courtney to his farm and his different lifestyle absolutely AMAZES her. Like she is in love with all of this farm animals

- Courtney is shockingly comforting and soothing when it comes to Scott’s trauma with Fang. She helps him calm down whenever he has a panic attack about that god damn shark

- Ice cream sundaes are outlawed.

Courtma (platonic)

- Courtney and Emma work at the same lawfirm. They kick ass.

- They get along scarily well. Like…you’d expect them to butt heads, but no! They agree on practically everything

Courtler (platonic)

-Tyler is a dumb jock, but Courtney is a smart gymnast

-Tyler is prone to injury, but courtney’s CIT medical training saves the day!

-They’re bffs and I can’t tell you why I will die on that hill

Courtlody (platonic)

- Cousins perhaps?

- Courtney and Ellody are in STEM club or something together

- I just think they’d geek out together and it would be cute

Zoney (platonic)

- Zoey KNOWS Courtney has a big old heart deep down, and is determined to find it. When she eventually does weasel her way into courtney’s heart, their friendship is beyond wholesome

- They go out to brunch together

- The kind of gal pals who have sleepovers and talk about their deepest darkest secrets

- cuddle but in a platonic way

Coco (platonic)

-Courtney and Cody have a sibling dynamic. That’s all

Courterra (platonic)

- Heather simps fr

- Sierra will say the most diabolically personal thing about Courtney, but that escalated to Sierra finding the root of Courtney’s problems and working through things

- Shockingly good friends

[mynameischalie]

I was tagged by @inadigitalprison to post tagged me to post a selfie, the last song I listened to, and my lock screen. Thanks for the tag my dude!

I am going to tag @courier-aphra @courtmae @lamphead003 @eckspress @jcamilov06 @turnsthepages @heyoceanfloor @theycallmekidcancer

If you guys want to do this lets get it going!! If not, it’s all good! Enjoy your weekend everybody!

[moss-wizard]

@meetme-in-outerspace hit me up with the selfie tag. Gonna tag @haleyocentrism @haleyocentrism @inwildflowers @0h-elizabeth @burninglikea-bridge @feldsara @ihateveryoneleavemealone @pandorasbox289 @antikristus666 @coffee-and-depression21 @scarsoftheshatteredsky @slpstxh @punkinspiced @the--stag--king @keeyo7 @neon-epitaph @dollofsalemx @ianvs @isthistruthordream @thecolombianviking @learningtobalance @staygoldpl3ase @courtmae @l0fnsdottir @ladycadaverius @wolfaxce @sirhro @gelfling-grrrl @lynna-stardust

[dirt-biscuit]

The lovely @courtmae tagged me for my lock screen picture and the last song I listened to. Osker is a great poppunk band. I wish I could see them but they broke up a while ago 😯

@warburtonave @nondivineus @drunkjoseph @mxyx @glitteratikittens @peaches-n-beans @jim-slice

[5sosbitchfest]

I guess you’ve never read any of courtmae’s stuff then.

I mean I’m always willing to check things out if they’re suggested, but I don’t have the desire to actively search for good shit on Wattpad. I just don’t prefer it as a platform. 

[looseleavesss]

Yay!

@notyourlaura tagged me! How fun!

Rules: Answer the questions, then tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Relationship Status: Single but also not really looking 🤷🏻‍♀️

Favorite Color: Black and also pink

Last Movie I Watched: This movie on Netflix called Some Freaks. My friend recommended it but it honestly wasn’t very good.

Top Three TV Shows: The walking dead, greys anatomy and breaking bad (rip ☹️)

Top Three Bands/Artists: Joyce manor, the ataris and bright eyes

Books I’m Currently Reading: dude this is so fucking bad but none right now 😕

I’ll tag: @jenniferss06 @changeyrheart @nicolelieksyourface @its-silence0fsociety @courtmae @poppunkpetnurse

[courtmae]

Courtmae, are you actually lonely? Like I don’t believe someone like you is single and have a hard time to meet someone.

I don’t know if I’d say I’m lonely really. Maybe at times or the holidays rather. Both my parents passed away and my grandparents so I don’t really have much family. I do have a sister but we haven’t talked in a while. So it’s just me really. And my few close friends. But I guess I tend to stick to myself a lot of the time anyways. And dating, well that’s never came easy for me. Guys tend to only want me for my big boobs and never to actually date me. And lately the only guys that have even been attracted to me have had girlfriends or are no where even close to being stable enough for a relationship. And both those are a hard no for me. Its a lot harder dating in today’s society. So many standards are put on people, she’s too big, she has stretch marks, she isn’t this or that. I even had a guy tell me I’m too grown up, and that it’s intimidating. So I’m not really sure how to find a guy that isn’t all about the superficial stuff. I do feel like I have a lot to offer, just most don’t take the time see it. Sorry, that was a really long rant for a simple question, but yes, I am as single as they come.

[td-yuri-takes]

Im obsessed with courtemma and idk why like they never had a canon interaction yet I would die for them they mean so much to me its unexplainable they would fit eachother so well its insane like the reason they haven't met in canon is because they would be too powerful togather Emma is like everything Courtney wanted duncan to be and she's still way better then him Courtney could hold Emma in her arms and make her feel a hundred times safer then with noah like she could carry her around with ease Emma would definitely listen to Courtney talk about her troubles and she would treat her so nicely because she knows what her past relationships were like and Emma also has bad relationship experiences so she would know how to help they would have everything planned out because they're just like that they're so perfect for eachother but we'll never see them interact which is so fucking sad THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY COULD HAVE

Goodnight Courtemma I'll think about you when I sleep

Oh my god I KNOWWWW. Courtnemma my college roommates to lovers!! Or law school rivals to lovers. Or law school rivals who are also roommates to lovers. I’m soooo in love with them

[td-yuri-takes]

Remember when the sisters got eliminated from rr and then Courtney showed up and gave Emma a big kiss and she promised her she would sue the show for their elimination and they walked into the sunset holding hands yeah that was crazy

Yeah and then they shot noah it was really romantic

[td-yuri-takes]

Noah doesnt deserve Emma she should be kissing girls (like Courtney)

LET EMMA KISS GIRLS(Courtney)

Yes absolutely

[td-yuri-takes]

Live laught love courtemma

That’s what I’ve been saying man

[td-yuri-takes]

Courtemma my beloved

They have a flower garden together and its perfectly organized by color and alphabetically

You get it

[td-yuri-takes]

Hey guys, tumblr ueer td-yuri-takes here!! Demanding more courtney takes. Specifically Heathney. Courtma too. Maybe a hint of Bridgeney to sweeten my day. If I don’t have at LEAST 12 courtney takes by dawn…then the end will be near, and I will turn into tumblr user td-yaoi-takes.

And no pony in all of equestria wants that.