I so desperately want to headcanon that Aaron does the little clipping your keys to your waistband with a carabiner thing but this motherfucker does not have keys he does not drive the carabiner would be empty
In actuality it’s Andrew that has the little carabiner clipped to his pants
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Slapped this sticker on my calculator cuz for some reason I felt an overwhelming need to <3
1. Technically this calculator IS property of Stanley
2. LMFAO LIGHT MODE CALCULATOR
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It's straight up nonsense that the primarily conservative environment I am accustomed is full of people more accepting of my fucked up amalgamation of an identity than like... the average discourser. One time my boss asked me what I was bc I changed my pronouns in my work bio and I said a fagdyke boygirl and she was just like oh well you seem happier now! And hairy! Congrats!
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bottom surgery!
full thing
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(12 years later)
Sabine: (to Ezra, as he arrives) What took you so long? Shin and I even have a child now.
Ezra: Is that even possible?
Sabine: Through the Force, all things are possible. Let me introduce you.
Ezra: That's just one of the crab people you dressed up like you.
Shin: (off screen) Don't you let him talk about Crabine like that!
(It has actually been 12 days.)
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SERIAL CRABINATION N
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I have a disease that makes me read the word Carabiner as Crabinator
Symptoms include reading it in the voice of Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz and it appears to be contagious
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Crabin early 🦀
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WRITE 28 DAYS: DREAM POEMS – Day 7
Part of my Feb 2024 Dream Poems project.
Ghost CrabIn the midst of the deepest nightI almost awaken and form my dream's storyas it flees, a strobing, flickering shadow just out of sight, flashing light then dark, and I’m teasing the photons, poking the dim absence, hunting again for the body’s dream pose, the shapethat can call it back to me.When I know there’s more,unseen but felt like the…
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chrus dad is crabin # family guy
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Crabin Fever
Someone gets trapped in a beach bungalow for reasons and its infested with crabs like Snakes on a Plane but it’s Crabs on my Couch.
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I keep getting caught ☹️
Literally not my fault you suck. Watch a playthru if you r this terrible
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Here is the cutie ! ^^
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🦀 time for crab 🦀
today i summoned 258 crabs and caught 30 💰 of them. look at them all!
group picture!!!
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do Henry and George have a proper ship name
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First Appearance: January 18, 1968 #charliebrown #lucyvanpelt #knockknock #crabin #being #held #whowantstoknow #mustbe #place #peanutsmonday #peanutsstrong #peanutshome #schulz #ps #pnts #peanuts #officialpeanutsspecials https://www.instagram.com/p/CKNG1U_A6zJ/?igshid=cp3g0lkcq59c
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