#crackshipmeme

[mod-jazzy]

Inari and everyone’s favorite lizard lass Jody for the crackship meme?

Jolene,.,..,,. my beloved,,..,,. Anyways huh wow strange how this mew looks more like a dog Surely Inaris legendary influence didn't accidentally bring out a specific aspect of Jody that nobody is aware of yet Huh wowie I would never be cryptic and include character aspects like that in a silly crackship meme haha COUGHS Anyways!

What a little guy! Surely they don't float around and stare at people. Surely they don't stare! They would never stare at someone. Probably hangs around pumpkin patches a little too much..

[banishedblossomdancer]

Camellia took the offshoot class ranger, here Magnolia’s trying to dual class as a mage AND swordswoman! Hey imagic sword-wielders exist back in FF5 (and undoubtedly earlier) and they sure as hell do exist now >BV

Perhaps I should’ve given her a tome... but a tri-flower-tipped staff to go with her rapier sounded like dual-wielding fun-times. ANYWAY, hope ya like, I did try to do something very different for the child between this knight and mage xD;

@askvulpinecurses

[thevaloroushearts-archive-blog]

This right here is a crackship from hell ladies and gents. Look at their kid, she looks so bizarre and scary! I imagine she’d probably grow tired of forcing her natural blades out all the time and dealing with blood, so I figured she’d have her own weapons custom-made, a la mother. Or if she were to be more morbid, she probably had her blades surgically removed and then altered/upgraded into said weapons. Who knows I dunno, either way this was a fun design to toy with :D;

@askscylla / @undeadpoochyena

[sinnhelmingrmoved]

Not technically your muse, but I do want to see Garmr and a small poodle or something because reasons.

ship it. ship it real good. ll accepting.

local sharp boy courts fancy gf, and other tails of what happens when garmr goes out hunting for extended periods without mama.

[ethan--blake]

Generation Z Meme -> 5/5 Crackships

Fyran

[mod-jazzy]

For the crackship, I nomainate Marilla from @askadewott with Eden from @ask-eden!

What a bubbly little creature!! I say that both in personality and reality Looks like they spawn bubbles everywhere for shits n giggles has a affinity for water but never actually touches it floats above it like "Wow water is so pretty.. I would love to touch it one day :D"

Collects seashells and prolly leaves them everywhere for others to find why is there a seashell in my salad? wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[mod-jazzy]

How about Edin from @ask-the-shiny-pokemons and Eden from the crackship?

When ur... When ur just a little white kitty with sparkles... running around... mewling at people... oh what a life that would be! Prolly more meowstic than mew, but probably has some extra funky psychic abilities due to this

their fur prolly sheds and it looks like glitter on the floor

[mod-jazzy]

Mai and Alaxia 👁️

Just another fuzzy lil guy!! What a fuzzy!! Prolly just has extreme resting bitch face. But deep down actually just wants to be kind to others However, they have somewhat become afraid of fighting others Because for some unknown reason... Everyone they seem to slash with their claws... Gets extremely... and violently ill afterwards?

Even the smallest prick from their extremely sharp claws just... causes others to get suddenly very ill...? Huh. I wonder why that is. I'm sure its nothing!

It surely hasn't manifested into a internal battle of "if I touch people they die but im so touch deprived I don't know what to do anymore whats wrong with me" Surely it hasn't reached that point yet

Hope they learn to cope with that in a healthy manner!!

[mod-jazzy]

I was thinking about a lizard pairing of Bolt and M! Gimme dragon kids

What a wretched creature!! Horrible goblin but large!! Dear god why must it have the ability to fly!! it crashed my seaside wedding!! Local Salamence terrorizes docks by sea

also has several goodra "jelly spots" Which spot is the weak point? Who knows! They aren't telling! Also has weird jelly spots on the INSIDE of their wings! Gross man get those removed EW

Not a "I can fix them" but more of a "I can make them worse" looking individual. Except they are talking about themselves

didnt lean into M's scrafty traits at all really. The dragon genetics are just too strong

[mod-jazzy]

Khaos and Alaxia

Hydrogen Bomb VS Coughing Baby lookin ass

BUT

Despite inheriting Alaxia's glitch... They tend to hide it by making the glitch appear as "wisps". Just claiming its part of their ghost typing

Doesn't have the proper amount of rings (like none hanging off their horns) So I imagine they would constantly be stealing other hoopa rings constantly whether its out of malice or they just like to steal things? We do not know

[mod-jazzy]

for the crackships- maybe solstice (@ask-sarah-and-co) and a char of your choice?

Went with Koi from @maybe-mienshao !

A mienshao who is more often seen walking on all fours than on their hind legs! Usually crouching low to the ground to sneak up on others! For pranks of course, nothing TOO sinister. I know the star markings on the back were darker BUT they will be sparkly and glowy here. Why? Because I enjoy things that glow!! Probably a very kind soul but just prefers the darkness. So most assume they are a weird individual but the light just hurts their eyes too much. Would make sure you got home safe at night kinda vibes

Also probably trips in their arm ribbons constantly. You silly ermine! You're supposed to be walking on your hind legs not all fours!!

[mod-jazzy]

@askforceofnature Force and Eden Force and Eden Force and Edened feFROce ednad EDNEE

listen... I know that... in reality... They would have a eevee kid... and that eevee could turn into absolutely any of the eeveelutions... but consider.... them being a leafeon anyways ORIGINALLY they were colored with Eden's pink/purple but I figured I should allow a little bit of green in there (its barely green but still) and no escape from the sparkles never ever ever. There will always be sparkles

looks like if you bit them it would taste like peppermint

[mod-jazzy]

Mod Jazzy creating crackship kids for Eden/Alaxia

[banishedblossomdancer]

Check out this scary son-of-a-beeyotch.

Just gonna let the result speak for itself. Momoko’s easily got the best results, thus far anyway |D;

@askaninetales / @askillusionfox

[banishedblossomdancer]

Oh man for being a simple-to-design Mew child she turned out so pretty! I actually really like how she turned out! Hope you like her too, comrade! ouo)b

@askomni / @dailyomniandco

[banishedblossomdancer]

No matter how cool or edgy the kid is, if you’re Camellia’s kiddo, you must have at least one flower vuv)

Had a fun time with coloring this fella, kept fiddling around with his colors a LOT le tme tell ya, but I think this is a good synthesis in the end.

[ @askteamorcd ]