#cranberry sause

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Happy December, once more!

"You know the damn deal by now, it's December so I've got holiday themed food items untill, eh let's say about January 10th that will be the final day you can order these items!"

1: A Holiday Chatter Phone Christmas Themed Cup (45.50$)

Just as described it's an exact replica of a chatter phone but it has see-through eyes and it's Christmas themed simply stick a straw into the Santa hat and enjoy 20$ worth of drinks at roomba fazbender's completely free after purchase!

2: Bedlam's Christmas Pudding (10$)

Stolen from the fridge of bedlam the chaos god, Charlie's good old friend, he just keeps making more and is confused why it keeps going missing having no idea charlie has put it on his menu.

He dosen't even think it's Charlie cause Charlie won't eat real food.

3: Piurish (300$)

It's a pig stuffed with two turkey's and the two turkey's are stuffed with two largemouth bass perfect for a large family to enjoy their Christmas dinner! or lonely people who want enough food to last them a few weeks.

4: Robert's Steak Fries (15.35$)

It's a recipe for fries made of acutal steak, aka it's just raw piece's of steak cut up into the shape of fries ... no we won't cook it you can feed it to your pets or service animals if you want it's unseasoned too.

5: Chuck's Toy-tastic Bubble Pot Pie (6$ per slice)

It's a rhubarb cream pie made by chuck with supervision by Roomba Renaldo, Chuck wanted to help make something himself this year Charlie begrudgingly said yes.

Half the money from each purchase will go back to Chuck. (it will likely be eaten by him too)

6: Peppermint Tea (3.00$)

It's litearly just a 2 liter bottle of tea.

7: Roomba Fazbenders™ Sugar Cookies (12.00$)

It's a container of sugar cookies designed after the roombas, the walrus and charlie also his friends.

8: Smalahove (25.50$)

Smalahove is a Western Norwegian traditional dish it's basically a cooked sheep's head.

9: Christmas Eggs (6.99$)

A dozen deviled eggs with either green or red yolks.

(The green ones are the vegetarian option filled with string beans.)

(The red ones are filled with shrimp chunks.)

10: Chocolate Lava Candy Cane Infused Cake (15$)

Just as advertised it's a chocolate lava cake but with candy cane chunks inside it.

11: Chaos Tacos ($3.99)

It's a plate of 4 tacos, all four have different types of meat every order of this will always have different meats and they also each come with different cheese too.

12: Glass Replica of Abel Brannigan's Phone Head. (10.25$)

All phone guys get a 5$ discount on this item, feel the pleasure of breaking this stupid bastard's head, throw it against the wall, smash it with a hammer, stomp it with your feet do whatever! Get out your anger who's the reason phone guys exist.

Bonus Items!

Due to poplar demand a few items from the previous Christmas menu's!

13: Hot Walrus Chocolate (2.00$)

It’s hot chocolate but made with walrus milk! (Now Sliverjack Free!)

14: Spiked Cranberry Sause (6:25$)

It’s cranberry sause made with cranberry’s and Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Flavored Vodka 

15: Blood Nog (1.99$)

It’s Eggnog with Pigs Blood! Charlie watched the original Carrie movie and decided why not make a holiday drink based on it?

16: Christmas Water (10.00$)

It’s water imported from the north poll with a sticker saying “Santa's Bath Water.” With a tiny floating Santa toy inside.

[locusbewitched]

date recorded for this log- 11/24/22

a sugary amalgamation of cranberry sause aches along the leaves of my mothers brother.. he is most unwell in his ways of mentality, as its whispered to me through the fruit..

[thehornedmage]

Thanksgiving Picatta: turkey breast covered in stuffing bread crumbs and cooked stove top with a chicken stock, lemon, and cranberry sause on a bed of spaghetti squash. Sides of mashed potatoes and green beans.

[nerdismindecor]

Holiday liquor products found at Fire Box.

Gin-taste-like-Christmas

Spreadable mulled wine

Glitter cranberry sauce

[isborthday]

thanksgiving might be the most overlooked holiday w the story behind it not being not very good but man is it the holiday w the best food 

[bcthoundold]

He 'accidentally' knocks a plate of turkey, gravy, and sweet potatoes on the floor. "Damn, clumsy me, better go get the paper towels from the other room to clean it up." Is that a wink? Maybe. Eat food, be free, you good boi you.

This person knew the quickest way to his heart. The hound was sure to remember this kindness.

Ace quickly rushed over to help clean up the floor. He went for the turkey first, stopping to lap up two swipes of gravy before happily feasting on some sweet potatoes, finally finishing with making sure the floor was truly clean of any juice or crumbs. Ace happily picked his head up and with wagging tail trotted after the man. Happy to follow him around the rest of the day.

[loremonster]

Hey bitches I cooked so buckle up

Your eyes do not deceive you, that is a trussed roast wrapped in BACON. Inside is a pounded out loin chop that has been filled with apple slices and a spice mixture containing brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, and salt.

That sausage roll went into the fridge until I was ready. Also prepped another for another day. For dinner I crisped that puppy up nice and careful, deglazed the pan with some whiskey, and then loaded up my roasting tray

SAUSE!! Apple and dried cranberries, cooked in the pork fat and fond from searing, + brown sugar and vinegar, then stirring in cold butter until its a delicious caramel cranapple sause

Looket this fuckin thang this isn't legal

[runeskiamorph]

This has been driving me crazy

SO, in Buzz Ligtyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins when Warp gets hit new ARMor(sorry) Zurg says,

"A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry!.."

I looked it up, a lingonberries are kinda like cranberries but live in the arctic tundra. They were popular amoung Northern Europian nobility being used as jam, sauses and drissled over raindeer steaks in the Nordic states. They can also be used as a home remedy for scurvy.

SO... what the fuck does all that have to do with Agent Z!!! Is Zurg saying he's fit for nobility?

Is Zurg calling him a steak?

Is he talking about Warps tart personality?

Was that a phrase in the year 2000

Is it the red suit?

WHAT?

I know it's some kind of joke but I don't get it and it's driving me up a fucking wall!!

[eggsinthewind]

“Carter you dICK-”

“This guy blows dead dogs, just lay it in there.” “EAT SHIT AND DIE, RICKY!!” “Eat shit and live, Bill.”

“It’s not cranberry sause….. it’s not cranberry sauce………”

“Wherever the red dot goes, yAbANG.”

“Don’t copy our hiding place, or I’ll shoot you.”

“You’re totally jello, you’re lime green jello and you cant even admit it to yourself.”

[hoofpeet]

cranberry sause kicks ass

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

it’s December

“it’s December so I've changed my head again! and in most posts if monnie can remember I'll have a red and green head! and also an elf costume to fit in with the holiday spirit I was Santa last year so this seemed fitting” 

“i’ma role out the menu early this year! and tell you what special treats we’ll be serving until January 1st remember this is a special holiday themed menu meaning once January 2nd happens all these items will be gone!”

1: Santa Charlie Shaped Cup 100$

It’s a glass cup in the shape of me in a Santa outfit made from exotic colored sand turned into glass the reason why it’s so expensive 

is because of three different things one the special martial used to make it two I know some asshole will start wanna buy a bunch of these exclusive holiday items then sell em for a huge price on ebay in a few years so making it more expensive combats that 

and three is because if you buy one of these cups for the entire month of December you can have unlimited drinks! so you could litearly just come into the restaurant to get a drink as long as you have a cup 

2: Elf Charlie Shot Glass 50$

it’s the same thing as the Santa cup but a shot glass based on my elf costume this year! and you can have 10 free shots of any booze of your choosing inside the karaoke bar two days of your choosing every week! untill January 1st 

3: Chicurig 40$

it’s a chicken stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a pig! it’s my take of the Turducken the only requirement's for this item is you must bring your whole family to order it

4: Spiked Cranberry Sause 6:25$

it’s cranberry sause made with cranberry’s and Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Flavored Vodka 

5: Mashed Robtato’s 5.50$

it’s like mashed potato’s but made of entirely meat 

6: Mince Pie 1.99$ per slice 

it’s a Christmas mince meat pie honestly one of the most normal things we’ve got

7:  Churavy 99¢

it’s a small little container of gravy to enjoy with your meal but rainbow colored and theirs a 5% chance you’ll get a free toy that looks like chuck! per every order so order a shit ton of gravy and get a free toy maybe??

8: Veggies 8.99$ 

you get a plate full of different veggies like steamed Kohlrabi, Sunchoke fries, Yard Long Beans and of course Brusselberry sprouts with butter included! 

9: Christmas Pudding 3.25$ 

It’s Traditional Christmas pudding for the most part! however with ours theirs kiwi’s mixed in and it comes with one free Santa hat per family who buys one! 

10: Hot Walrus Chocolate 2.00$

It’s hot chocolate but made with walrus milk! (i wouldn’t order this we get our milk from sliverjack)

[myfoodlogdiary]

27 Novemeber 2021

Had our Family Thanksgiving, I'm not sure on the calories-

2 Marshmellow Banna Pies 400

Crackers w/cheese 100

Turkey 100

2 Rolls 300

Stuffing 120

Cranberry Sause 50

Cookie 120

1 1/2 Pie 500

Icecreme 140

Fudge 100

Estimated total calories ~1930

Defidently went over my calorie goal, but I kinda expected that since we were celebrating Thanksgiving. Tomorrow's another day!

[bloggerdaisy]

10 Appetizers for Summer Wedding

A summer wedding is a great season for weddings that many couples love to do in the summer season. In fact, the summer season has many appetizers for the wedding. The appetizers are served during cocktail hours and are in the gap between the original ceremony and the reception.

The appetizers are the one bite food that has to be tasty. To give a delicious appetizer you have to choose the best wedding catering service in Chennai and serve your guest with tasty appetizers. You must impress your guest with the surprising appetizers and satisfy your gust mouth buds.

Here are 10 appetizers for a summer wedding

Fried Asparagus

You can serve your guest with the veggie dish as an appetizer.

The large size asparagus that are fried have a nice flavor and taste.

You can serve it with sauces.

Fruit Skewers

You can serve a variety of fresh seasonal fruits on skewers 

Display it in wood serving blocks can impress the guest.

Make creative and switch up the fruits being served on each skewer.

Sweet Potato Slices

Sweet potato slice has many nutritious and healthy dishes.

Sweet potato is tasty and great to be served as an appetizer.

You can have cream cheese, ramson cream, goat cheese, and cranberries as the topping of the sweet potatoes.

Salad Boats

You can use the bamboo leaf as the boat that is perfect to serve the salad creatively.

The salad can have seasonal vegetables that can add more flavor to the salads.

Mini Pizzas

Without the mini pizza what better appetizer in the wedding.

Tiny pizzas with topping with cheesy cream can be a great appetizer.

Wild mushroom stuffed buff pastries

The buff pastries are the dish that guests may love to eat.

With the wild mushroom stuffed it add more flavor and it tastes good.

Caprese Salad Bites

The Caprese salad bite is one bite salad that has a nice taste.

It can be served in a bite-sized form that can be a refreshing summer salad.

The guest must love to eat this tasty and delicious salad.

Caramel Apple Nachos

Caramel apple nachos can be served as appetizers, desserts, and even late-night snacks.

The apple is dipped in creamy cheese that gives a nice taste.

While eating you may have the crunchiness of apple and creamy flavor of the cheese.

Mac& Cheese Bites

Mac & cheese are main courses in many wedding.

For a change, you can make that into a bite and serve it as an appetizer.

It can impress your guest.

Spinach Balls and Dipping Sause

Spinach balls are the perfect dish for the appetizer at the wedding.

It is one of the healthy dishes.

You can serve with a dipping sauce.

These are some of the appetizers for the summer wedding. You can consult the Arusuvai arasu catering services for the best and creative appetizers for your wedding. Make sure to add many seasonal vegetables and fruits to the dishes. You can add many creative and innovative dishes to your wedding. So that you can have a memorable summer wedding.

[quinn-professionalblogger]

Ozzy’s Breakfast Nook Menu:

Egg Sammys:

Choose 1 vehicle:

Toast (White. Wheat. Sourdough) Biscuit. English muffin. Bagel Co Bagel. Corn tortilla. Flour tortilla.

Choice of meat(s)

Sausage. Bacon. Ham. Chorizo.

Choice of cheese(s)

Velveta. American. Cheddar. Pepper Jack. Colby Jack. Swiss.

Extras (.25/item)

Avocado. Salsa (Mild. Medium. Hot. Xx Hot) sour cream. Pistol Pete’s Huevos Sause (Red. Green)

Breakfast Entrees:

1. Pistol Pete’s Famous Huevos Rancheros.

2. Full English. Just the way Ozzy likes it!

3. Biscuits and Gravy Platter. 2-4 biscuits served with our homemade sausage gravy. Not for the weak of stomach!

Waterin Hole:

Fair trade coffee.

Juice: Orange. Apple. Cranberry. Grapefruit.

Hard Stuff: Vodka. Tequila. Champagne.

Specialties:

Hail Ceasar! Our expertly crafted Caesar is served with Green Olives. Asparagus. Crispy Bacon Strip.

East Helena Mule: Whiskey. Ginger Beer. Lime.

Bottomless Mimosa: Your choice of juice.

Ozzy believes in paying everyone a living wage and provided health insurance for each employee therefore tipping is not necessary.

Thank you for stopping by! We hope to see you again soon!