#criminal minds social media au

[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au pt.2!

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therealyn: love you love you love you

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jennjareau: cutest couple ever

↳therealyn: ILY MAMA J

ynsprincess: i’m slowly turning into a yns boyfriend fan page i can’t lie

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↳therealyn: lollll samee

jennierubyjane: cuties 🖤

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spencerreid: Happy birthday, darling. I love you infinitely.

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therealyn: i love you more, my heart. thank you 🥹🩷

penelopeee: AWWWW OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE

katecallahan: Spencer got himself a wife? 🫣

↳therealyn: not yet 🫠

spencerreid: @ katecallahan Soon 🙂

↳chocolatethunder: 😳😳🫣😱🤯🤯

↳em.ily: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOON???

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therealyn: i said yes 🫣 (actually i cried and said a bunch of gibberish but it meant yes)

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kendalljenner: omfg congrats baby!!! 🩷

penelopeee: i’m crying right now like actually fucking bawling my eyes out I LOVE U BOTH

↳therealyn: IM CRYING TOO PEN ILYSM

bellahadid: my girlfriend is getting married 😩

↳therealyn: don’t worry u can still be my side chick xx

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spencerreid: My whole future ❤️

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em.ily: i’m so happy for you both :’) also, spencer using emojis?!?!

↳therealyn: LMAO that’s what i said when i saw this

paparossi: Celebrations at my house ASAP!!

a.hotchner: Congratulations, kid. I’m so proud of you.

↳spencerreid: Thank you Hotch.

[gnderissues]

yo what apps do y’all use to write ur texting au’s and that????

[epilary]

your instagram if spencer reid asked you out in the fall part 2 | masterlist | requests open

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y/n  soft launching as the kids call it

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→ sweetums ooh so this is who spencer’s been seeing 👀

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid How did you even find this post?

     → sweetums i work for the fbi and also follow you and see what you like 

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y/n  i happen to beat the best chess player every time

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I have no idea what you’re talking about..

     → y/n ooh sure mr. moves his knight instead of queen which could’ve taken out my king

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I was just distracted by a certain someone

     → y/n oh my god that was both awful and amazing

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Late nights (10/10/2023)

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→ jareau.j You guys just look so adorable!! When are we meeting this mystery woman?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid When the time is right, which will be never because you guys like to embarrass me

→ derekmorgan So this is what’s been making you so giddy, pretty boy?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I don’t know what you’re talking about

→ y/n wouldn’t want to spend them any other way <3

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y/n  his hair is growing out so quickly :((

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I thought you liked my longer hair 😦

     → y/n oh i do, but i like running my hands through your shorter hair

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid On my way to cut it right now

     → y/n you’re ridiculous 

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Yeah she's pretty great (10/22/2023)

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→ y/n right back atcha hot stuff

     → sweetums I love this lady already

→ prentiss It’s like watching my kid grow up and get his first girlfriend 🥹

     → AaronHotchner. Can’t believe this might be Jack someday, they grow up so quickly

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y/n  can't get over how small the mouth is on that pumpkin..

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→ derekmorgan How did you convince him to do this?? I need to know your secret

     → y/n it didn’t take much convincing, just told him i’d go to a museum with him next weekend

     → derekmorgan Museums, I don’t know why I didn’t think of that

→ Rossi It seems you’ve been a great influence on our Spencer

     → y/n thank you mr. rossi!

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y/n  meeting the family, wish me luck ;)

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→ prentiss It was lovely to meet you! Can’t believe we’re just now meeting you

     → y/n right? i couldn’t tell if spencer was worried i’d embarrass him or you guys would

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid Now I just have to meet your family

     → y/n oh that’ll be insane, trust me

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Considering I work with these guys, nothing’s insane

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  It’s getting colder out (11/02/2023)

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→ y/n i would love staying snuggled up with you for the rest of the reason

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid I would too, maybe this weekend 😄

→ derekmorgan You gotta slyly bring your arm over her shoulders and then you’ve really got her

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid We’ve been dating for months now, I don’t really think I need that

     → y/n i don’t know, you should give it a try

[luvhotchner]

Ok so I have an idea for a request, text format, basically Hotch and fem!reader are dating (the team doesn’t know about it) and basically Hotch likes spoiling the crap out of her, buying her stuff, he trusts her so sometimes he’ll give her his card to buy stuff, so what if one time she forgets to return it or she hasn’t had time to yet and one of the team members see it in her phone case or in her wallet and are wondering why she has Hotch’s card and start connecting the dots or something. Sorry if that didn’t make any sense I’ve been thinking about this all day and can’t get it out of my mind.

━ Spoiled

summary: hotch likes to spoil his girl and the team connects the dots.

warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, sugar daddy hotch AFFF (i’m melting), swearing, like one suggestive comment?, use of y/n, the team bullying each other.

thank you so so much for your requesttt!! love u so so much and i’m so sorry that it took so long for me to write it!!

GUYS I WROTE SOMETHING AGAIN! WHO CHEERED?? anyways fic under the cut!

━ ★ ━

[daisyy345]

how your instagram would look like if you were dating spencer pt4

yourusername

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yourusername beach day after the case 🌊☀️👙

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derekm69 i bet he drowned

emprentiss i bet he got sunburned

boywonder hey have a little faith in me

yourusername u r both correct

boywonder dont tell them that!!

pennygirl couple goals 💘

davidrossi looks like fun 😀

meangirljj invite next time 😒

yourusername u r always welcome babe

yourusername

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yourusername spence thinks we are ready for masterchef 😐

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boywonder we are!!

davidrossi im so happy my cooking lesson’s are paying off ❤️

yourusername learned from the best!

derekm69 omw to sign u both in

ellegreenaway 🫶🏻🫶🏻

emprentiss bring some to the bureau

pennygirl this

yourusername ofc my loves

ssahotch 👏🏻👏🏻

yourusername

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yourusername corporate needs you to find the diference between this picture and this picture

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emprentiss they’re the same picture.

yourusername thank u my love i knew u would get my reference

pennygirl aww henry w his uncle spence 🥺

derekm69 there are no differences

ellegreenaway they have the same expression lol

meangirljj thats spencer now and spencer when he went to college

yourusername lmao u r so real for that

boywonder i love spending time w my favorite nephew ❤️

yourusername baby he is ur only nephew

boywonder so…?

yourusername

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yourusername w my gymbros 🏃🏼‍♀️

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boywonder 🤭

derekm69 and u don’t invite?

yourusername no

emprentiss stop running from ur problems guys 🙄

pennygirl looks… promising

meangirljj 🫡🫡🫡

ssahotch get. back. to. work.

yourusername yes sir

yourusername

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yourusername he is literally a child

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boywonder but you still carried me

yourusername u threatened me to carry u

emprentiss REID????

boywonder dont believe everything you read on the internet

derekm69 he is

pennygirl okay questionable

ssahotch seriously?

boywonder sorry dad

[lizziela]

Instagram AU - Aaron Hotchner - Part 2

y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n: I think it's safe to say that the legos @/ladypen_garcia gave Jackers are being used more by his dad than the kid himself...

ladypen_garcia: oh God, next time I should get one set of legos each... 😅

y/n_l/n: @/ladypen_garcia I think Aaron would like that

aarhotchner: 🤨🤨🤨

y/n_l/n: @/aarhotchner 🥰🥰🥰

aarhotchner

aarhotchner: our Jack loved your date @/y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n: I love spending time with my little boy!

ladypen_garcia: how did it go?? what was his favorite part???

aarhotchner: @/ladypen_garcia he loved the sharks, especially the bull shark, he hopes next time @/drreid goes with him to teach about the different species of sharks!

drreid: @/aarhotchner I would love to, let's set a date!

y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n: sooo, what do you guys usually do when the date comes to an end?

aarhotchner: I carry my love's shoes!

y/n_l/n: @/aarhotchner 😘😘😘

derekm: you wouldn't like to know 🤨😉

y/n_l/n: @/derekm definitely not, lol

ladypen_garcia: mr. boss-man is WHIPPED!

em_prent: @/ladypen_garcia be careful, garcia, he can see your comments! 😅😅

y/n_l/n: @/em_prent 🙈🙈🙈

aarhotchner

aarhotchner: a much needed vacation!

y/n_l/n: I miss the beach already, especially seeing my little Jackers running around! ☹️

aarhotchner: @/y/n_l/n Jack misses you too!

jjjareau: Jack looks so happy!!!

y/n_l/n: @/jjjareau He is!! He loves the beach!

y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n: I'm telling you, I love them both. But God, the Hotchners are stubborn!

rossidave: What happened this time?

y/n_l/n: @/rossidave aaron doesn't listen to me, and now he's having terrible back pain!

ladypen_garcia: so beautiful this pic!

y/n_l/n: @/ladypen_garcia it's beautiful, but at what cost? Aaron is bedridden for the weekend after this 5 minutes shot!

aarhotchner: @/y/n_l/n I'm not bedridden 😒, I love you, though!

y/n_l/n: @/aarhotchner ok, you just can't walk straight! 🤷‍♀️ love u too...

Another one, that's the second part!

I hope you guys like it!

Images are from Pinterest!

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[luvdella]

A ten year old and the after school/break care center just told me that my boyfriend looked like a character from a show her mom watches and I asked his name and she said it was like Spencer ride and I was like Spencer Reid? And she said yeah I showed her a picture and she said YES

My point is I think I have a type and I found someone who is that type and now I’m very happy

[wadabre]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐀𝐔

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𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 guess the office is a bit slow today

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𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 ??

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘮 😊

𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆𝗣𝗿 : 𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘙𝘦𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺

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⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘠𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘐 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗝𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗮 : 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦

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𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 dinner & a book reading 🔖

𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 487 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘴 10 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘥

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘥, 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺𝘱, 𝘫𝘫𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘶𝘢, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 4,349 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳s

𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 I’ll never reveal my secret sources

𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 885 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺

⤿ 𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆𝗣𝗿 : 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 ?

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘦

⤿ 𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘐’𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺

⤿ 𝗝𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗮 : 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

⤿ 𝗔𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗛 : 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘕𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 😔

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘢𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸

⤿ 𝗔𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗛 : ???

𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 - 🍁

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 - 🍁

[translatemunson]

let me keep you company • love-struck

chapter nine of love-struck — fic navigation

a/n: double update because y'all deserve it! thank you for all the love and support on this series! my asks and request are always open for love-struck related messages!

tag list (lmk if you wanna be tagged on future updates!): @live-love-be-unique@kenseverything

next chapter: yes, and?

[alexblakegf]

Emily soft launching her and Aaron’s relationship

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[hotchaways]

pov: your instagram but you’re dating aaron hotchner (part 2)

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its(Y/L/N): the love of my life and aaron :) #wheninlondon 🇬🇧

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itspennyg: WEEEE LONDON!!! have the best time my lovely furry friends 💘

↳ its(Y/L/N): aaron did not enjoy the furry friends BUT we’ll get you loads of penelope coded things :) miss you!!

e.prentiss: oh coffee is the love of everyone’s life ❤️

↳ jenniferjareau: mine would be cheetos

↳ its(Y/L/N): we know that. your breath smells like cheetos

spencer.reid: i believe (Y/N)’s love language is to bully hotch

↳ jenniferjareau: it’s so weird to think about because he’s our unit chief…..

↳ aaron_hotchner: the bullying never stops in the hotchner household

↳ its(Y/L/N): don’t forget the loaf of bread and baguette retaliation :)

↳ aaron_hotchner: jesus christ please stop with the breads

↳ e.prentiss: no (Y/N) keep going with the breads

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its(Y/L/N): “no, coco is mine.” and do you think coco enjoys being in your arms 🤨 #dognapper

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spencer.reid: what is even so endearing about that rat?

↳ its(Y/L/N): no clue why i started dating him honestly

↳ e.prentiss: it should’ve been our ship that sailed 🙄

↳ derekmorgan: hotch gotta watch out for emily, she’s about to steal his girl

↳ aaron_hotchner: she’s right, she’s out of my league. i don’t know why she did either

↳ its(Y/L/N): AARON, BABY :( i love you, you’re the one out of my league

↳ aaron_hotchner: also, emily– why not make the ship sail with cheeto breath?

↳ itspennyg: LET THE JEMILY SHIP SAIL 🚢🤍

↳ jenniferjareau: man when will i ever stop being called cheeto breath I HAVE A NAME

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its(Y/L/N): cause of my death: my boyfriend in a polo shirt playing golf 😩

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derekmorgan: any news about the women fawning over him?

↳ e.prentiss: we haven’t received texts in the group chat so im assuming all is well (for now)

↳ aaron_hotchner: she followed me like a lost puppy and publicly displayed her affection to make sure they knew.

↳ jenniferjareau: well! looks like you’re not gonna be attacked by bread this time

↳ its(Y/L/N): no he’s gonna be attacked by bread when we get home

↳ daverossi: i just have to say– why do you have to attack him with bread?

↳ itspennyg: so she doesn’t waste money buying a weapon and if she attacks with bread, she can eat it afterwards, mr. holy pasta man 🍝🧔🏻‍♂️

↳ aaron_hotchner: (Y/N) just said it’s because she can and she will…not because she found out about the soccer moms fawning over me from the clubhouse this time

↳ e.prentiss: the bread retaliation will literally never stop

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its(Y/L/N): my handsome boyfriend being all grumpy and it’s tempting to smooch him all over 🥺

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e.prentiss: you both are my close friends but you have to tone the mushiness down at work

↳ itspennyg: NO LET THE LOVEBIRDS BE. PENNY LOVES LOVE 🤭❤️

↳ jenniferjareau: penelope you’d be glad you don’t have to be with (Y/N) out in the field because she goes feral when she sees hotch with kevlar vest

↳ its(Y/L/N): uh no i don’t. psh kevlar vest? nah doesn’t look good on him. i don’t know what you’re talking about

↳ spencer.reid: your respiratory rate increases whenever you see hotch wear that and in general your pupils dilate when you just see hotch

↳ its(Y/L/N): go choke, spencer

derekmorgan: she wants another dog, doesn’t she?

↳ aaron_hotchner: yeah. she saw one at this little adoption event held at the park last week

↳ daverossi: you’re about to give in, aren’t you?

↳ e.prentiss: the silence is loud, of course he’s going to give in to her

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its(Y/L/N): why has he not looked at me for the past hour :(

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derekmorgan: i smell jealousy in the air 👀

↳ spencer.reid: who? hotch or (Y/N)?

↳ jenniferjareau: have you not seen hotch’s eyebrows go deeper than it usually is, spence?

↳ e.prentiss: sulky (Y/N) is also my favorite version of her

↳ its(Y/L/N): i just want my boyfriend to give me attention :(

↳ daverossi: guess aaron’s still a jealous man when it comes to detective peralta aka that goofy detective here in brooklyn.

↳ aaron_hotchner: i don’t know what you’re talking about, dave.

↳ itspennyg: sir hotch, don’t you worry! detective peralta is in no way infatuated with our (Y/N) because he’s happily chained to detective santiago

↳ spencer.reid: i don’t know whether i should thank you for this penelope, but i did not miss the mushiness of lovesick (Y/N)

↳ e.prentiss: aaaaand we’re back to the madly in love hotch and (Y/N)

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its(Y/L/N): i am gifting everyone with young aaron hotchner because i simply cannot stop swooning

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aaron_hotchner: sweetheart, i love you but– this is embarrassing.

↳ e.prentiss: this feels almost illegal to see. what even happened to you?

↳ jenniferjareau: i seriously cannot believe this was hotch

↳ itspennyg: HOTCH??? I AM??? IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK??? 😧

↳ spencer.reid: just erase the wrinkles and lessen his eyebrows a tad bit, we’ll come up with the image of the present aaron hotchner.

↳ derekmorgan: boss man must’ve gotten a lot of ladies

↳ its(Y/L/N): my man’s so handsome though. present or past >:( also morgan, no

↳ aaron_hotchner: my girl :) and morgan, i do not want to bread to be thrown at me

↳ daverossi: she’s saying that so you could let her get that dog.

↳ its(Y/L/N): literally go choke on pasta, rossi 😒

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its(Y/L/N): someone sent jack and i to run errands just so he could send me this selfie saying “come home mama” 🥺 HE GAVE IN TO ME. welcome to the hotchners, cooper! 🐾🤍

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e.prentiss: i simply cannot believe how much of a simp hotch is for you

↳ derekmorgan: she should make him give us more weekends 😉

↳ its(Y/L/N): your wish is my command my lovely friends

itspennyg: every time (Y/N) uses ‘welcome to the hotchners’, i forget you two aren’t married :( WHEN WILL I HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS 🙈👀

↳ aaron_hotchner: soon enough, garcia.

↳ jenniferjareau: hotch, im gonna need you to pay for my ear check-up because (Y/N) just called me to screech into the phone

↳ spencer.reid: yeah, you’re gonna need to pay for two check-ups.

↳ e.prentiss: make that three, she busted out my ear drums. put a ring on her now, hotch

↳ its(Y/L/N): EXCUSE ME I DID NOT SCREECH IN YOUR EARS 😒

↳ aaron_hotchner: i heard you from the sidewalk when i threw out the trash, sweetheart.

↳ daverossi: i don’t know whether i should be terrified or amused. but im gonna need that (Y/L/N)-hotchner wedding soon.

A/N: im enjoying way too much with this fake social media thing and this makes me yearn more for our favorite grumpy dilf 😒 ANYWAYS i hope you love it, lmk what you think :)

ps. yes i did put brooklyn 99 in the cm universe 🤭 just want my crime fighting worlds to collide <3

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[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au

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therealyn: days off with him>>anything else

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jennjareau: pls make sure he eats at least one vegetable while he’s with u

↳ therealyn: yes mom 🫡

iheartyn: not sure if im jealous of him or her…

penelopeee: i miss you queen come see me asap

↳therealyn: omw to ur house rn pen don’t move

arianagrande: mom and dad vibes

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spencerreid: I love you forever and ever, my superstar.

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penelopeee: IM CRYING YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

paparossi: She’s a keeper. Proud of you kiddo ❤️

↳ spencerreid: Thank you, Dave :)

em.ily: y/n and spencer sittin in a tree… 😏

↳ spencerreid: I still don’t know what this means.

↳ therealyn: babe you’re such a grandpa omg

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therealyn: my happy place. i love you all more than anything <3

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roses_are_rosie: soooooo good 💓

↳ therealyn: love you ro 💐

chocolatethunder: Proud of you mama 😉❤️

spencerreid: You’re amazing. I love you.

↳ therealyn: i love you even more, spence

↳ ynbemygf: AWWWWW GOALS

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therealyn: dinner with my favs. 📸 by @ jennjareau ❤️

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a_hotchner: It was great seeing you again 😊

↳ therealyn: you too!! 🤗

sabrinacarpenter: y/n babe i’m obsessed with you

spencerreid: ❤️

em.ily: you’re my new favorite

[spencessocks]

POV: your snapchats while working at the bau pt.2

😧

[epilary]

your instagram if spencer reid took a staycation with you during a blizzard masterlist | requests open

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y/n  sooo it seems the planes are all grounded...

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→ sweetums oh no!! what are you guys going to do?

     → y/n i have no idea, we never have time for a vacation so this is just so annoying :/ text me and i'll tell you more

→ jareau.j. Oh my god that's awful! I can't tell you how often Will and I just want a vacation 😭 You could always do a staycation

     → y/n a staycation??

     → prentiss It's basically a vacation at home, just a break

     → y/n that sounds phenomenal right now :(

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y/n  dr. reid and i have decided that a staycation is in order

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I love when you call me doctor

     → y/n i know you do, doctor, now get off your phone so we can watch a movie

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Ooh sorry babe

→ jareau.j. I hope you guys enjoy it, I'll send you a list of activities that Will and I found once

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  There's definitely a blizzard out there... (11/06/23)

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→ y/n which makes the hot chocolates a saving grace, honey

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I try to please

→ prentiss Sergei and I are absolutely enjoying our staycation as well

     → y/n give him a dash of catnip for me

     → prentiss I knew I liked you

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y/n  we definitely couldn't resist going out when we heard how good these donuts are

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I can't believe you got a photo of me on the ground

     → y/n the floor of our home* i think I needed to preface that before anyone thought it was the shop

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I don't think anyone would assume I would do that

     → y/n i don't know, penelope maybe would

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  A lovely night in with a lovely lady :) (11/8/23)

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→ y/n you're the best guy a person could ask for, love you

     → sweetums It's awful and amazing just how cute you guys are

→ AaronHotchner. So glad the two of you could find the time

     → Rossi I might just need to put some time in for myself so I can get a week like them

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y/n  mwahahaha i finally got a morning picture of him

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→ derekmorgan Thank you for contributing to my side of the war

     → y/n anytime soldier

     → derekmorgan We should visit more often this is awesome

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I can't believe you would do this

     → y/n this is for eating my last donut

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y/n  snow time!! 

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→ prentiss I'd love to see you pushing him into the snow sometime

     → y/n i'll send you the video

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I totally went easy on you

     → y/n oh did you now, doctor?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Absolutely not, my apologies ma'am

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Spending the last day baking with the love of my life (11/12/23)

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→ y/n definitely doing a staycation again omg

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid Best advice we took

     → y/n right, but any time spent with you is nice 

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Couldn't have said it better

[luvhotchner]

omg hi!!! i love your social media AUs and so I wanted to submit a request! totally understand if you don’t wanna do it but yeah, so maybe like an instagram au where reader is posting about aaron being all sweet and taking her out to dinners and in general being all romantic and the bau is like since when?? they’re all surprised by how nice aaron is being! i’d love to see this thank u!!!!!!!

━ Heart Eyes

summary: the soft launch of their relationship shocks the team.

warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!gn!reader (but reader wears long nails), swearing, established relationship, just a lot of fluff tbh.

ahhhh thank you for the request!!! sorry it took so long but here it is and i hope you like it! ❤️

first instagram au! tell me what you think! fic under the cut!!

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y/n.y/l/n

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y/n.y/l/n IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE. NO ONE TALK TO ME IN IM LOVEEEEE.

👤 : aaronhotchner05

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chocolatethunder SORRY WHAT.

↳ y/n.y/l/n 😋

itgirl_emily THIS ISNT EVEN A SOFT LAUNCH, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

↳ jjiscraycray WHAT THE FRICKEN FUCK IM SCREAMING

bbygirlgarcia i. knew. it. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

aaronhotchner05 i’m so in love with you ❤️

↳ y/n.y/l/n thank you for dinner and for keeping up with me and my shenanigans 😘

↳ aaronhotchner05 your “shenanigans” are what make me love you.

↳ chocolatethunder I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?!?! SINCE WHEN IS HOTCH NICE?!

thedavidrossi no wonder aaron is only nice to y/n.

↳ spencerwreid oh shut up he’s nice to you too

┉┉┉

aaronhotchner05

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aaronhotchner05 y/n told me to post this because it’s “aesthetic”.

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y/n.y/l/n no, i just like to look at your hands 🥰

↳ aaronhotchner05 ugh you’re awful.

↳ y/n.y/l/n shh you love me!!

↳ aaronhotchner05 yes, that i do.

itgirl_emily SINCE WHEN IS HOTCH LIKE SUPER KIND AND CARING?!

↳ y/n.y/l/n since always???

chocolatethunder WHAAAAAT?? FIRST THE DINNER AND NOW THIS LOVEY DOVEY SHIT?? WHAT IS MY LIFE??? i don’t believe my eyes.

↳ y/n.y/l/n well then believe it cause he is the best boyfriend EVER!! 💞💖💓💗💝💕

↳ spencerwreid my jaw is on the floor. the floor is unsanitary. i don’t like this situation at hand.

↳ itgirl_emily ur dramatic.

bbygirlgarcia i’m going insane. i’m going insane. IM GOING INSANE.

↳ aaronhotchner05 one psych eval coming your way.

↳ jjiscraycray SEE!! HES AN ASS TO ALL OF US. I AM GENUINELY IN SHOCK.

thedavidrossi i’m with the others when i say im shocked, but im really happy for you kids ❤️ take care of them, aaron!

↳ aaronhotchner05 i will, thanks dave.

↳ y/n.y/l/n you all could learn a lil something from papa rossi over here.

[daisyy345]

how your instagram would look like if you were dating spencer pt5

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yourusername passenger princess? no. passenger survivor

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boywonder dont lie i treat u like a princess 😠

yourusername mhm..

derekm69 is he even old enough to drive?

emprentiss i could take u anywhere u want gorgeous

pennygirl me too babygirl

yourusername thank u my loves 😚

boywonder hello??? she is MY girlfriend

emprentiss too slow genius 🥱

ssahotch so my driving lessons were for nothing?

ellegreenaway WDYM I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DRIVE

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yourusername spent the whole afternoon arguing about a piece HE LOST but it was a cute idea ig 😒

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boywonder honey i have an eidetic memory, you were the one in charge of the roof.

yourusername NO I WASNT U WERE

emprentiss never his fault right 😒

yourusername never 😒

boywonder hey

meangirljj so cute!!

davidrossi ❤️

derekm69 idk how this idea could have ever been fun

yourusername stfu

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yourusername let the matriarchy begin 🥷🏼

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emprentiss from subs to unsubs

yourusername EXCUSE ME??

pennygirl yes miss nairobi 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

derekm69 not gonna get far w those masks 🥴🥴

yourusername u know nothing about fashion

pennygirl agreed

ssahotch this was not what i meant when i said to go undercover

yourusername ur fault for not being specific

boywonder yes what else did you expect?

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yourusername my injured soldier from war 🤕🥰

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derekm69 fly high🕊

yourusername 🪦🪦

pennygirl aye aye captain

emprentiss gone but not forgotten 😔✊🏻

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meangirljj omg

yourusername he is a bit clumsy

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yourusername pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks 💋

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pennygirl thats how you get the girl

derekm69 cringe

emprentiss i second that

yourusername hey 😕

boywonder love you 💞

ellegreenway cutes

meangirljj 💟