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your instagram when dating spencer reid near your one year anniversary part 1 | masterlist | requests open

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y/n  museum date with the best date ever

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→ jareau.j You guys look so good together, and the pictures?? Henry can’t wait to see you guys again

     → y/n i can’t wait to see him again too! such a mini spencer omg

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I mean do you guys remember that Halloween costume? Amazing, best ever

→ sweetums I LOVE IT!! 

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y/n  mini date night hosted by spence for our one year anniversary 

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid Only the best frozen pizza and sparkling apple juice for you

     → y/n i will never get over it as long as we’re together

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Then prepare for a week of frozen chicken nuggets

     → y/n i’d do it forever if it meant we were together

     → sweetums If you guys get any cuter I may just up and die

→ derekmorgan This is downright disgustingly sweet

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  A flower for each moment we’ve said ‘I love you’ (10/03/2024)

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→ y/n AHH THIS IS ADORABLE, i love you so much

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Do I need to add another flower?

→ prentiss Calling me single in every language. also I swear Reid, you’re hair is just getting wilder every day

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I know, y/n has been pressuring me to get it cut

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  We just had to see a few more museums together (10/20/2024)

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→ y/n the way you talk about history is just >>

     → sweetums I’m going to need to figure out how you’re so perfect for Spencer, it’s crazy

→ AaronHotchner. Glad you liked the one I recommended, the fossils were Jack’s favorite

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y/n  a little relaxing morning with the best guy ever

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→ Rossi The two of you have to come over and make pasta with me

     → y/n we definitely will David! your lasagna the last time we were there was delicious

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y/n  most attractive guy ever

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→ prentiss Can’t believe Spencer found the best girlfriend ever

     → y/n thank you so much my wife

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid @y/n Excuse me??

     → prentiss Sorry, we’re married now

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid Most attractive woman!!

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid And my sweet sweet girlfriend

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Trust me when I say that she’s just the best (11/01/2024)

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→ y/n wow you’re such a sweet talker, and NO YOURE THE BEST

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid Only for you :)

→ derekmorgan Pretty boy has finally found his match and it’s amazing

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Thank you, I never thought you would say that

     → y/n he’s just saying it cause you no longer drag him to museums >:/ punk

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y/n  THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! for once i’m going to be super cheesy here and say that i’m so happy to have met spencer and can’t believe it’s been just over a year together. such a fine ass man

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→ prentiss Ended it better than I ever would’ve thought to

     → y/n thank you, figured it would be the best way ti show my feelings

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I love you too, call me after work

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Miss you a lot

     → y/n i’ll call very soon :D

[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au pt.2!

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therealyn: love you love you love you

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jennjareau: cutest couple ever

↳therealyn: ILY MAMA J

ynsprincess: i’m slowly turning into a yns boyfriend fan page i can’t lie

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↳therealyn: lollll samee

jennierubyjane: cuties 🖤

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spencerreid: Happy birthday, darling. I love you infinitely.

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therealyn: i love you more, my heart. thank you 🥹🩷

penelopeee: AWWWW OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE

katecallahan: Spencer got himself a wife? 🫣

↳therealyn: not yet 🫠

spencerreid: @ katecallahan Soon 🙂

↳chocolatethunder: 😳😳🫣😱🤯🤯

↳em.ily: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOON???

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therealyn: i said yes 🫣 (actually i cried and said a bunch of gibberish but it meant yes)

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kendalljenner: omfg congrats baby!!! 🩷

penelopeee: i’m crying right now like actually fucking bawling my eyes out I LOVE U BOTH

↳therealyn: IM CRYING TOO PEN ILYSM

bellahadid: my girlfriend is getting married 😩

↳therealyn: don’t worry u can still be my side chick xx

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spencerreid: My whole future ❤️

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em.ily: i’m so happy for you both :’) also, spencer using emojis?!?!

↳therealyn: LMAO that’s what i said when i saw this

paparossi: Celebrations at my house ASAP!!

a.hotchner: Congratulations, kid. I’m so proud of you.

↳spencerreid: Thank you Hotch.

[luvhotchner]

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summary: hotch and reader keep the team up while they’re on a case.

warnings/pairings: hotch x fem!reader x BAU, established relationship, swearing, use of y/n, no smut but sexual content implied, talk of vomit (as a joke), the team being menaces (as always.)

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[daisyy345]

how your instagram would look like if you were dating spencer pt4

yourusername

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yourusername beach day after the case 🌊☀️👙

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derekm69 i bet he drowned

emprentiss i bet he got sunburned

boywonder hey have a little faith in me

yourusername u r both correct

boywonder dont tell them that!!

pennygirl couple goals 💘

davidrossi looks like fun 😀

meangirljj invite next time 😒

yourusername u r always welcome babe

yourusername

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yourusername spence thinks we are ready for masterchef 😐

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boywonder we are!!

davidrossi im so happy my cooking lesson’s are paying off ❤️

yourusername learned from the best!

derekm69 omw to sign u both in

ellegreenaway 🫶🏻🫶🏻

emprentiss bring some to the bureau

pennygirl this

yourusername ofc my loves

ssahotch 👏🏻👏🏻

yourusername

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yourusername corporate needs you to find the diference between this picture and this picture

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emprentiss they’re the same picture.

yourusername thank u my love i knew u would get my reference

pennygirl aww henry w his uncle spence 🥺

derekm69 there are no differences

ellegreenaway they have the same expression lol

meangirljj thats spencer now and spencer when he went to college

yourusername lmao u r so real for that

boywonder i love spending time w my favorite nephew ❤️

yourusername baby he is ur only nephew

boywonder so…?

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yourusername w my gymbros 🏃🏼‍♀️

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boywonder 🤭

derekm69 and u don’t invite?

yourusername no

emprentiss stop running from ur problems guys 🙄

pennygirl looks… promising

meangirljj 🫡🫡🫡

ssahotch get. back. to. work.

yourusername yes sir

yourusername

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yourusername he is literally a child

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boywonder but you still carried me

yourusername u threatened me to carry u

emprentiss REID????

boywonder dont believe everything you read on the internet

derekm69 he is

pennygirl okay questionable

ssahotch seriously?

boywonder sorry dad

[luvdella]

A ten year old and the after school/break care center just told me that my boyfriend looked like a character from a show her mom watches and I asked his name and she said it was like Spencer ride and I was like Spencer Reid? And she said yeah I showed her a picture and she said YES

My point is I think I have a type and I found someone who is that type and now I’m very happy

[wadabre]

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𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 guess the office is a bit slow today

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𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 ??

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘮 😊

𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆𝗣𝗿 : 𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘙𝘦𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘕𝘰

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘠𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘐 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗝𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗮 : 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘦, 𝘋𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘔𝘔, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 1,467 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 dinner & a book reading 🔖

𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 487 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘴 10 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘥

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘥, 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺𝘱, 𝘫𝘫𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘶𝘢, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 4,349 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳s

𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 I’ll never reveal my secret sources

𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 885 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘌𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺

⤿ 𝗘𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆𝗣𝗿 : 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦

⤿ 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 ?

𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸𝗠𝗠 : 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘦

⤿ 𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘐’𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺

⤿ 𝗝𝗝𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗮 : 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗱 : 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵

⤿ 𝗔𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗛 : 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳

⤿ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 : 𝘕𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 😔

𝗣𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆𝗽 : 𝘢𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸

⤿ 𝗔𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗛 : ???

𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 - 🍁

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 - 🍁

[translatemunson]

let me keep you company • love-struck

chapter nine of love-struck — fic navigation

a/n: double update because y'all deserve it! thank you for all the love and support on this series! my asks and request are always open for love-struck related messages!

tag list (lmk if you wanna be tagged on future updates!): @live-love-be-unique@kenseverything

next chapter: yes, and?

[hotchaways]

pov: your instagram but you’re dating aaron hotchner (part 2)

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its(Y/L/N): the love of my life and aaron :) #wheninlondon 🇬🇧

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itspennyg: WEEEE LONDON!!! have the best time my lovely furry friends 💘

↳ its(Y/L/N): aaron did not enjoy the furry friends BUT we’ll get you loads of penelope coded things :) miss you!!

e.prentiss: oh coffee is the love of everyone’s life ❤️

↳ jenniferjareau: mine would be cheetos

↳ its(Y/L/N): we know that. your breath smells like cheetos

spencer.reid: i believe (Y/N)’s love language is to bully hotch

↳ jenniferjareau: it’s so weird to think about because he’s our unit chief…..

↳ aaron_hotchner: the bullying never stops in the hotchner household

↳ its(Y/L/N): don’t forget the loaf of bread and baguette retaliation :)

↳ aaron_hotchner: jesus christ please stop with the breads

↳ e.prentiss: no (Y/N) keep going with the breads

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its(Y/L/N): “no, coco is mine.” and do you think coco enjoys being in your arms 🤨 #dognapper

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spencer.reid: what is even so endearing about that rat?

↳ its(Y/L/N): no clue why i started dating him honestly

↳ e.prentiss: it should’ve been our ship that sailed 🙄

↳ derekmorgan: hotch gotta watch out for emily, she’s about to steal his girl

↳ aaron_hotchner: she’s right, she’s out of my league. i don’t know why she did either

↳ its(Y/L/N): AARON, BABY :( i love you, you’re the one out of my league

↳ aaron_hotchner: also, emily– why not make the ship sail with cheeto breath?

↳ itspennyg: LET THE JEMILY SHIP SAIL 🚢🤍

↳ jenniferjareau: man when will i ever stop being called cheeto breath I HAVE A NAME

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its(Y/L/N): cause of my death: my boyfriend in a polo shirt playing golf 😩

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derekmorgan: any news about the women fawning over him?

↳ e.prentiss: we haven’t received texts in the group chat so im assuming all is well (for now)

↳ aaron_hotchner: she followed me like a lost puppy and publicly displayed her affection to make sure they knew.

↳ jenniferjareau: well! looks like you’re not gonna be attacked by bread this time

↳ its(Y/L/N): no he’s gonna be attacked by bread when we get home

↳ daverossi: i just have to say– why do you have to attack him with bread?

↳ itspennyg: so she doesn’t waste money buying a weapon and if she attacks with bread, she can eat it afterwards, mr. holy pasta man 🍝🧔🏻‍♂️

↳ aaron_hotchner: (Y/N) just said it’s because she can and she will…not because she found out about the soccer moms fawning over me from the clubhouse this time

↳ e.prentiss: the bread retaliation will literally never stop

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its(Y/L/N): my handsome boyfriend being all grumpy and it’s tempting to smooch him all over 🥺

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e.prentiss: you both are my close friends but you have to tone the mushiness down at work

↳ itspennyg: NO LET THE LOVEBIRDS BE. PENNY LOVES LOVE 🤭❤️

↳ jenniferjareau: penelope you’d be glad you don’t have to be with (Y/N) out in the field because she goes feral when she sees hotch with kevlar vest

↳ its(Y/L/N): uh no i don’t. psh kevlar vest? nah doesn’t look good on him. i don’t know what you’re talking about

↳ spencer.reid: your respiratory rate increases whenever you see hotch wear that and in general your pupils dilate when you just see hotch

↳ its(Y/L/N): go choke, spencer

derekmorgan: she wants another dog, doesn’t she?

↳ aaron_hotchner: yeah. she saw one at this little adoption event held at the park last week

↳ daverossi: you’re about to give in, aren’t you?

↳ e.prentiss: the silence is loud, of course he’s going to give in to her

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its(Y/L/N): why has he not looked at me for the past hour :(

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derekmorgan: i smell jealousy in the air 👀

↳ spencer.reid: who? hotch or (Y/N)?

↳ jenniferjareau: have you not seen hotch’s eyebrows go deeper than it usually is, spence?

↳ e.prentiss: sulky (Y/N) is also my favorite version of her

↳ its(Y/L/N): i just want my boyfriend to give me attention :(

↳ daverossi: guess aaron’s still a jealous man when it comes to detective peralta aka that goofy detective here in brooklyn.

↳ aaron_hotchner: i don’t know what you’re talking about, dave.

↳ itspennyg: sir hotch, don’t you worry! detective peralta is in no way infatuated with our (Y/N) because he’s happily chained to detective santiago

↳ spencer.reid: i don’t know whether i should thank you for this penelope, but i did not miss the mushiness of lovesick (Y/N)

↳ e.prentiss: aaaaand we’re back to the madly in love hotch and (Y/N)

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its(Y/L/N): i am gifting everyone with young aaron hotchner because i simply cannot stop swooning

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aaron_hotchner: sweetheart, i love you but– this is embarrassing.

↳ e.prentiss: this feels almost illegal to see. what even happened to you?

↳ jenniferjareau: i seriously cannot believe this was hotch

↳ itspennyg: HOTCH??? I AM??? IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK??? 😧

↳ spencer.reid: just erase the wrinkles and lessen his eyebrows a tad bit, we’ll come up with the image of the present aaron hotchner.

↳ derekmorgan: boss man must’ve gotten a lot of ladies

↳ its(Y/L/N): my man’s so handsome though. present or past >:( also morgan, no

↳ aaron_hotchner: my girl :) and morgan, i do not want to bread to be thrown at me

↳ daverossi: she’s saying that so you could let her get that dog.

↳ its(Y/L/N): literally go choke on pasta, rossi 😒

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its(Y/L/N): someone sent jack and i to run errands just so he could send me this selfie saying “come home mama” 🥺 HE GAVE IN TO ME. welcome to the hotchners, cooper! 🐾🤍

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e.prentiss: i simply cannot believe how much of a simp hotch is for you

↳ derekmorgan: she should make him give us more weekends 😉

↳ its(Y/L/N): your wish is my command my lovely friends

itspennyg: every time (Y/N) uses ‘welcome to the hotchners’, i forget you two aren’t married :( WHEN WILL I HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS 🙈👀

↳ aaron_hotchner: soon enough, garcia.

↳ jenniferjareau: hotch, im gonna need you to pay for my ear check-up because (Y/N) just called me to screech into the phone

↳ spencer.reid: yeah, you’re gonna need to pay for two check-ups.

↳ e.prentiss: make that three, she busted out my ear drums. put a ring on her now, hotch

↳ its(Y/L/N): EXCUSE ME I DID NOT SCREECH IN YOUR EARS 😒

↳ aaron_hotchner: i heard you from the sidewalk when i threw out the trash, sweetheart.

↳ daverossi: i don’t know whether i should be terrified or amused. but im gonna need that (Y/L/N)-hotchner wedding soon.

A/N: im enjoying way too much with this fake social media thing and this makes me yearn more for our favorite grumpy dilf 😒 ANYWAYS i hope you love it, lmk what you think :)

ps. yes i did put brooklyn 99 in the cm universe 🤭 just want my crime fighting worlds to collide <3

click here if you wanna be a part of my taglist for my future works!

tagging my lovely hotch girl nation: @ssamorganhotchner @14buddy22 @allthefandomstogether @sbeno22 @1234-angelika @fandom-life-12 @sprentiz @themoontoyourshine @aaronhotchy @singinginacargettinglostupstate @gspenc @616wilsons @fadingpersonaspyexpert @thenewnormalforensicator

[i-think-i-have-too-many-fandoms]

So I think I'm gonna open up requests for smau's for all of my fandoms, basically just like a couple insta posts and Twitter posts for your favorite character that may be on my list (the pinned post on my account) I'll also have them all tagged below 😁

Just tell me who and add a little description, or not and I can come up with something on my own.

[midnightsnyx]

here is a list of who I write for and what I will write!

some basic sentence starters I found on Pinterest below, but you don’t need to use these! Just ideas.

[vroomvroommuppett]

summary what if bobby and marcy adopted a daughter who is a british australian cia and fbi agent, blakely james nash? and once marcy and the kids died, what happened to bobby and blakely’s relationship? what happens when she meets eddie diaz and his son? but also what happens when her best friend, and work partner, spencer reid meets evan buckley?

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@djkeruigbbygirl

[epilary]

your instagram when spending christmas with long distance bf spencer reid  masterlist | requests open

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y/n  taking a walk together <3

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I wish I could be there in person

     → y/n this christmas

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid This Christmas

→ prentiss I hate how cute you guys are, this feels so rude

     → y/n if i weren't with him i'd marry you in a heartbeat 

     → prentiss That makes me feel better, thank you

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid What is happening?

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y/n  derek sending me pictures of spencer >>>

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→ derekmorgan I’ll keep them coming, trust me

     → y/n hallelujah this day just keeps getting better

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  10 more days til christmas! (12/15/23)

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→ y/n six more days til i see you!! so i think one trumps the other…

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid You’re just excited to wrap presents with me

     → y/n what ever are you talking about 

→ Rossi Watch out for the gift I’m sending the two of you

     → y/n if you get us another stupidly expensive gift i may cry (however i still accept it)

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y/n  someone is on their way… @Dr.Spencer.Reid (derek photo creds)

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid Just one more plane and I’m down there

     → y/n call me before you get on your next flight hun

→ sweetums I can’t wait to see all of the pictures of you guys!!

     → sweetums it’s insane just how amazing the two of you are together

     → y/n i love you so much omg <3

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  First day out! (12/21/23)

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→ y/n the reindeers were so sweet!! i can’t wait to light the tree

     → sweetums i can’t wait to FaceTime the two of you and see how insane you’re making your apartment look

     → y/n i may have talked spencer into two trees… so we’ll see what happens 🤭

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y/n  i get two trees, he gets a skeleton.. this is my life (along with a kitten that knows no bounds)

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid It was a fair trade, honestly

     → y/n i don’t know, does a seven foot tall skeleton scream christmas?? not really, but i love you

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I’ll take the I love you

→ derekmorgan No one ever estimates how crazy he can be, no one

     → sweetums sometimes you just have to embrace it

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y/n  mwahahah it’s christmas wrapping time baby

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→ prentiss I don’t understand how you enjoy wrapping things THIS much

     → y/n it’s called commitment MWAHA

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I love it when my girlfriend evil laughs cause of Christmas :D

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Merry Christmas from me and my love (12/25/23)

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→ y/n i love you so much honey

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid I love you too, now help me get the presents into the car

→ jareau.j The boys can’t wait to see you next time you visit (let’s just say Henry may have a gift planned)

     → y/n i love them so much, can’t wait to see everyone

[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au

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therealyn: days off with him>>anything else

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jennjareau: pls make sure he eats at least one vegetable while he’s with u

↳ therealyn: yes mom 🫡

iheartyn: not sure if im jealous of him or her…

penelopeee: i miss you queen come see me asap

↳therealyn: omw to ur house rn pen don’t move

arianagrande: mom and dad vibes

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spencerreid: I love you forever and ever, my superstar.

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penelopeee: IM CRYING YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

paparossi: She’s a keeper. Proud of you kiddo ❤️

↳ spencerreid: Thank you, Dave :)

em.ily: y/n and spencer sittin in a tree… 😏

↳ spencerreid: I still don’t know what this means.

↳ therealyn: babe you’re such a grandpa omg

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therealyn: my happy place. i love you all more than anything <3

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roses_are_rosie: soooooo good 💓

↳ therealyn: love you ro 💐

chocolatethunder: Proud of you mama 😉❤️

spencerreid: You’re amazing. I love you.

↳ therealyn: i love you even more, spence

↳ ynbemygf: AWWWWW GOALS

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therealyn: dinner with my favs. 📸 by @ jennjareau ❤️

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a_hotchner: It was great seeing you again 😊

↳ therealyn: you too!! 🤗

sabrinacarpenter: y/n babe i’m obsessed with you

spencerreid: ❤️

em.ily: you’re my new favorite

[luvhotchner]

━ Prank

summary: reader pulls a prank on the team that leads to outing their secret.

warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!fem!reader x BAU, established relationship, talk of pregnancy, swearing, like slight angst? barely but i though i could include.

━ ★ ━

guys i actually need hotch idk what to do with myself.

[daisyy345]

how your instagram would look like if you were dating spencer pt5

yourusername

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yourusername passenger princess? no. passenger survivor

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boywonder dont lie i treat u like a princess 😠

yourusername mhm..

derekm69 is he even old enough to drive?

emprentiss i could take u anywhere u want gorgeous

pennygirl me too babygirl

yourusername thank u my loves 😚

boywonder hello??? she is MY girlfriend

emprentiss too slow genius 🥱

ssahotch so my driving lessons were for nothing?

ellegreenaway WDYM I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DRIVE

yourusername

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yourusername spent the whole afternoon arguing about a piece HE LOST but it was a cute idea ig 😒

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boywonder honey i have an eidetic memory, you were the one in charge of the roof.

yourusername NO I WASNT U WERE

emprentiss never his fault right 😒

yourusername never 😒

boywonder hey

meangirljj so cute!!

davidrossi ❤️

derekm69 idk how this idea could have ever been fun

yourusername stfu

yourusername

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yourusername let the matriarchy begin 🥷🏼

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emprentiss from subs to unsubs

yourusername EXCUSE ME??

pennygirl yes miss nairobi 🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

derekm69 not gonna get far w those masks 🥴🥴

yourusername u know nothing about fashion

pennygirl agreed

ssahotch this was not what i meant when i said to go undercover

yourusername ur fault for not being specific

boywonder yes what else did you expect?

yourusername

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yourusername my injured soldier from war 🤕🥰

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derekm69 fly high🕊

yourusername 🪦🪦

pennygirl aye aye captain

emprentiss gone but not forgotten 😔✊🏻

yourusername 🙏🏻

meangirljj omg

yourusername he is a bit clumsy

yourusername

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yourusername pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks 💋

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pennygirl thats how you get the girl

derekm69 cringe

emprentiss i second that

yourusername hey 😕

boywonder love you 💞

ellegreenway cutes

meangirljj 💟

[luvdella]

PUTAIN, POURQUOI EST-CE Qu’IL A L’AIR SI BON??!!!

This just popped up on my instagram feed and excuse my swearing in French and now but WTF is that freaking possible?!!