#criminal minds instagram

[epilary]

your instagram if spencer reid asked you out in the fall part 2 | masterlist | requests open

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y/n  soft launching as the kids call it

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→ sweetums ooh so this is who spencer’s been seeing 👀

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid How did you even find this post?

     → sweetums i work for the fbi and also follow you and see what you like 

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y/n  i happen to beat the best chess player every time

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I have no idea what you’re talking about..

     → y/n ooh sure mr. moves his knight instead of queen which could’ve taken out my king

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I was just distracted by a certain someone

     → y/n oh my god that was both awful and amazing

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Late nights (10/10/2023)

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→ jareau.j You guys just look so adorable!! When are we meeting this mystery woman?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid When the time is right, which will be never because you guys like to embarrass me

→ derekmorgan So this is what’s been making you so giddy, pretty boy?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I don’t know what you’re talking about

→ y/n wouldn’t want to spend them any other way <3

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y/n  his hair is growing out so quickly :((

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I thought you liked my longer hair 😦

     → y/n oh i do, but i like running my hands through your shorter hair

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid On my way to cut it right now

     → y/n you’re ridiculous 

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Yeah she's pretty great (10/22/2023)

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→ y/n right back atcha hot stuff

     → sweetums I love this lady already

→ prentiss It’s like watching my kid grow up and get his first girlfriend 🥹

     → AaronHotchner. Can’t believe this might be Jack someday, they grow up so quickly

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y/n  can't get over how small the mouth is on that pumpkin..

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→ derekmorgan How did you convince him to do this?? I need to know your secret

     → y/n it didn’t take much convincing, just told him i’d go to a museum with him next weekend

     → derekmorgan Museums, I don’t know why I didn’t think of that

→ Rossi It seems you’ve been a great influence on our Spencer

     → y/n thank you mr. rossi!

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y/n  meeting the family, wish me luck ;)

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→ prentiss It was lovely to meet you! Can’t believe we’re just now meeting you

     → y/n right? i couldn’t tell if spencer was worried i’d embarrass him or you guys would

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid Now I just have to meet your family

     → y/n oh that’ll be insane, trust me

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Considering I work with these guys, nothing’s insane

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  It’s getting colder out (11/02/2023)

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→ y/n i would love staying snuggled up with you for the rest of the reason

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid I would too, maybe this weekend 😄

→ derekmorgan You gotta slyly bring your arm over her shoulders and then you’ve really got her

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid We’ve been dating for months now, I don’t really think I need that

     → y/n i don’t know, you should give it a try

[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au pt.2!

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therealyn: love you love you love you

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jennjareau: cutest couple ever

↳therealyn: ILY MAMA J

ynsprincess: i’m slowly turning into a yns boyfriend fan page i can’t lie

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↳therealyn: lollll samee

jennierubyjane: cuties 🖤

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spencerreid: Happy birthday, darling. I love you infinitely.

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therealyn: i love you more, my heart. thank you 🥹🩷

penelopeee: AWWWW OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE

katecallahan: Spencer got himself a wife? 🫣

↳therealyn: not yet 🫠

spencerreid: @ katecallahan Soon 🙂

↳chocolatethunder: 😳😳🫣😱🤯🤯

↳em.ily: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOON???

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therealyn: i said yes 🫣 (actually i cried and said a bunch of gibberish but it meant yes)

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kendalljenner: omfg congrats baby!!! 🩷

penelopeee: i’m crying right now like actually fucking bawling my eyes out I LOVE U BOTH

↳therealyn: IM CRYING TOO PEN ILYSM

bellahadid: my girlfriend is getting married 😩

↳therealyn: don’t worry u can still be my side chick xx

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spencerreid: My whole future ❤️

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em.ily: i’m so happy for you both :’) also, spencer using emojis?!?!

↳therealyn: LMAO that’s what i said when i saw this

paparossi: Celebrations at my house ASAP!!

a.hotchner: Congratulations, kid. I’m so proud of you.

↳spencerreid: Thank you Hotch.

[thisgirlisonfayeeer]

BAU!Reader Instagram (Pt. II)

note: aaahh!! thank you for the love for my first post! I'm quite fond of the instagram format posts so here's more 🥹🫶🏼

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mrshotch

BAU Jet

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mrshotch my team favorites ❤️

bbgirlgarcia I miss my kisses @/derekmorgan! 🥺

derekmorgan @/bbgirlgarcia almost home babygirl 😘

mrshotchner i left my phone for 5 minutes @/derekmorgan!! 😤 you two look cute though won't delete

jjlamontagne @/mrshotch right???

derekmorgan @/mrshotch 😇

emprentiss awww yuck i know for a fact I'm @/mrshotch's favorite

mrshotch @/emprentiss yes you are and I already miss you so much!!

ahotchner @/mrshotch not your husband?

mrshotch @/ahotchner you're also my boss so no 😁

derekmorgan smells like trouble in paradise 🫢

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mrshotch

Banff

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mrshotch 30 degrees out here yet somehow I feel hot 🥵 how did i get so lucky @/ahotchner 😍

dave.rossi good to see you kids enjoying your vacation

derekmorgan damn @/ahotchner 🔥🔥

emprentiss your camera might be broken how did @/ahotchner look this good?

ahotchner @/emprentiss 🙄

bbgirlgarcia 😮 our boss!! used!! an emoji!!

4 weeks ago

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mrshotch

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mrshotch I asked him if he'd still love me if I was a worm, we had a long argument about it, and now we're good ☺️ love you @/ahotchner 💕

ahotchner I still don't know why you'd be a worm, but I'll love you the same sweetheart

bbgirlgarcia GOD I SHIP YOU TWO SO BAD 🥰🥰

doctorreid But that's not even a worm. That's a millipede which are arthropods under class diplopoda. Millipedes have legs which you can see right there. They have an exoskeleton whereas worms don't have them. Fun fact, millipedes are actually some of the oldest creatures to live on land.

emprentiss why did I even read all of this

doctorreid also what worm would you even be @/mrshotch? there are lots of worms which are classified under three main phyla: Platyhelminthes, Nematoda, and Annelida. I think Hotch will love you if you were an earthworm. But if you were a tapeworm or ringworm or any other parasitic worm, I don't think so.

derekmorgan @/doctorreid🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

mrshotch @/doctorreid🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

jjlamontagne @/doctorreid🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

5 weeks ago

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mrshotch

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mrshotch 3rd valentine's with the boss/husband 💕

mrshotch thank you @/bbgirlcarcia for hooking me up on the cute pen 🤗

bbgirlgarcia @/mrshotch just give us more hotch babies asap!

mrshotch @/bbgirlcarcia on it 😉

emprentiss @/mrshotch ew too much information

derekmorgan @/mrshotch ew too much information

emprentiss @/derekmorgan jinx u owe me a soda

ahotchner I love you, sweetheart

mrshotch @/ahotchner I love you too, bub 😘💕

7 weeks ago

[sequinsmile-x]

Hotchniss Instagram Posts

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so here are some very soft and domestic instagram posts from our favourite idiots in love 🥰

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Tag list:

@ssa-sparks, @lukeclvez, @lyds102, @glockleveledatyourcrotch, @hotchnissenthusiast, @danadeservesadrink, @ssamorganhotchner, @emilyprentissisgod, @notagentprentiss, @freesiasandfics, @emilyshotchniss, @thecharmingart, @paulitalblond, @hancydrewfan, @camille093, @whitecrossgirl, @moonlight-2-6, @rawr-jess, @florenceremingtonthethird, @jareauswife, @ms-black-a, @beebeelank, @aubreyprc, @zipzapboingg, @psychopath-at-heart, @criminalmindsgonewrong, @fionaloover, @kinqslcys, @prentissinred, @ccmattis22, @denvivale317, @thrindis, @hotchsguccitie, @cmfouatslota77, @alexblakegf, @aliensaurusrex, @prentissxhotch, @emobabeyy, @victoiregranger, @stormyweatherth, @wanderingdreamer009, @ssablackbird, @luhwithah, @lex13cm, @prentiss-theorem, @lavenderhoney94

Join my tag list here!

[spencessocks]

POV: your snapchats while working at the bau pt.2

😧

[reidreaders]

Your Insta If You Were Dating Spencer Reid Pt. 8

Warnings: throwing up, a lil sexual

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y/n out n about

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drreid I had the best day with you!

-> y/n 😘😘

davidrossi Have fun kids!

babygirlpg love ur outfit Spencer!

-> drreid Thanks, Garcia!

emprentiss lowkey weird seeing him wear something that's not a suit

-> chocthunder ikr I didn't know he had other clothes

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y/n 🚨ROSSI SIGHTING🚨

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davidrossi It was nice running into you!

-> y/n it was so good to see you!

chocthunder I have a rossi sighting every day of my life

-> emprentiss real

-> drreid real

-> chocthunder real??

-> drreid @/y/n taught me

babygirlpg they're so bff

-> y/n ikr

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y/n squealing cause look what I came home to

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drreid I'm glad you were excited! I love you ❤️

-> y/n I LOVE YOU STOP

davidrossi Nice job, Spencer! I can see you're putting those cooking lessons to good use.

ssahotchner Looks good!

babygirlpg im squealing for you this is so sweet!

-> y/n I KNOW

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y/n I love u @/drreid

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drreid I love you, too!

jenniferj this is so cute!!

babygirlpg I love u guys so much im going to throw up

-> chocthunder im going to throw up for other reasons

-> emprentiss im going to throw up bc they're making me feel so single

-> babygirlpg oh so true

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y/n hes so FINE I can't

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emprentiss not y/n being horny on main

-> jenniferj im not even surprised at this point

-> babygirlpg me neither but I wholeheartedly support it

-> y/n thanks penny 😘

ssahotchner I feel like I'm not supposed to be seeing this.

-> drreid Yeah, I wish you hadn't.

-> y/n sorry spence ❤️

idk why some of these pics keep uploading funny so sorry ab that but if anyone knows how to fix it lmk anywaysssss hope y'all enjoyed ily

MASTERLIST

[alexblakegf]

aaron hotchner x childhood bestfriend!reader : friends to lovers instagram posts

(the poll was very clear that majority of you preferred it all in one part so here it is 💘 i think it flows better like this. also please ignore any spelling mistakes i’m honestly blind to them sometimes)

 taglist 🏷️: 

@itisdoctortoyousir @fdl305 @urfavesim @sponsoredbytonystark @rosaliedepp @beaurielas @prentissesredtanktop  @ssaspencereid-blog @fanof051 @luhwithah  @haley-hotchner-blog @ah-blossom @floralsightings @agent-tempest  @eyes-on-display @dj-bynum3718 @daddy-heather-dunbar @mrs-prentiss @hotchsdharma @criminallysuperhamilfan13 @darker-december @hopedoesntknow @momily @kenseverything @psychopath-at-heart @jjareau-cm @itzdarling @nciscmjunkie @thawnexwells 

be added to my taglist here

send in asks and requests here

[luvhotchner]

omg hi!!! i love your social media AUs and so I wanted to submit a request! totally understand if you don’t wanna do it but yeah, so maybe like an instagram au where reader is posting about aaron being all sweet and taking her out to dinners and in general being all romantic and the bau is like since when?? they’re all surprised by how nice aaron is being! i’d love to see this thank u!!!!!!!

━ Heart Eyes

summary: the soft launch of their relationship shocks the team.

warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!gn!reader (but reader wears long nails), swearing, established relationship, just a lot of fluff tbh.

ahhhh thank you for the request!!! sorry it took so long but here it is and i hope you like it! ❤️

first instagram au! tell me what you think! fic under the cut!!

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y/n.y/l/n

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y/n.y/l/n IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE. NO ONE TALK TO ME IN IM LOVEEEEE.

👤 : aaronhotchner05

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chocolatethunder SORRY WHAT.

↳ y/n.y/l/n 😋

itgirl_emily THIS ISNT EVEN A SOFT LAUNCH, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

↳ jjiscraycray WHAT THE FRICKEN FUCK IM SCREAMING

bbygirlgarcia i. knew. it. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

aaronhotchner05 i’m so in love with you ❤️

↳ y/n.y/l/n thank you for dinner and for keeping up with me and my shenanigans 😘

↳ aaronhotchner05 your “shenanigans” are what make me love you.

↳ chocolatethunder I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?!?! SINCE WHEN IS HOTCH NICE?!

thedavidrossi no wonder aaron is only nice to y/n.

↳ spencerwreid oh shut up he’s nice to you too

┉┉┉

aaronhotchner05

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aaronhotchner05 y/n told me to post this because it’s “aesthetic”.

👤 : y/n.y/l/n

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y/n.y/l/n no, i just like to look at your hands 🥰

↳ aaronhotchner05 ugh you’re awful.

↳ y/n.y/l/n shh you love me!!

↳ aaronhotchner05 yes, that i do.

itgirl_emily SINCE WHEN IS HOTCH LIKE SUPER KIND AND CARING?!

↳ y/n.y/l/n since always???

chocolatethunder WHAAAAAT?? FIRST THE DINNER AND NOW THIS LOVEY DOVEY SHIT?? WHAT IS MY LIFE??? i don’t believe my eyes.

↳ y/n.y/l/n well then believe it cause he is the best boyfriend EVER!! 💞💖💓💗💝💕

↳ spencerwreid my jaw is on the floor. the floor is unsanitary. i don’t like this situation at hand.

↳ itgirl_emily ur dramatic.

bbygirlgarcia i’m going insane. i’m going insane. IM GOING INSANE.

↳ aaronhotchner05 one psych eval coming your way.

↳ jjiscraycray SEE!! HES AN ASS TO ALL OF US. I AM GENUINELY IN SHOCK.

thedavidrossi i’m with the others when i say im shocked, but im really happy for you kids ❤️ take care of them, aaron!

↳ aaronhotchner05 i will, thanks dave.

↳ y/n.y/l/n you all could learn a lil something from papa rossi over here.

[lilliejareau]

Emily: Reid is NOT allowed at my 2nd funeral. Bitch just told me I'd be having an open casket to 'be sure'.

[cumulo-stratus]

<3

He's literally just a little babbyyy <3

[luvdella]

I was visiting my old school and I saw this poster in like all of the class rooms and I saw who was on it!

[epilary]

your instagram if spencer reid took a staycation with you during a blizzard masterlist | requests open

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y/n  sooo it seems the planes are all grounded...

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→ sweetums oh no!! what are you guys going to do?

     → y/n i have no idea, we never have time for a vacation so this is just so annoying :/ text me and i'll tell you more

→ jareau.j. Oh my god that's awful! I can't tell you how often Will and I just want a vacation 😭 You could always do a staycation

     → y/n a staycation??

     → prentiss It's basically a vacation at home, just a break

     → y/n that sounds phenomenal right now :(

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y/n  dr. reid and i have decided that a staycation is in order

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I love when you call me doctor

     → y/n i know you do, doctor, now get off your phone so we can watch a movie

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Ooh sorry babe

→ jareau.j. I hope you guys enjoy it, I'll send you a list of activities that Will and I found once

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  There's definitely a blizzard out there... (11/06/23)

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→ y/n which makes the hot chocolates a saving grace, honey

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I try to please

→ prentiss Sergei and I are absolutely enjoying our staycation as well

     → y/n give him a dash of catnip for me

     → prentiss I knew I liked you

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y/n  we definitely couldn't resist going out when we heard how good these donuts are

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→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I can't believe you got a photo of me on the ground

     → y/n the floor of our home* i think I needed to preface that before anyone thought it was the shop

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid I don't think anyone would assume I would do that

     → y/n i don't know, penelope maybe would

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  A lovely night in with a lovely lady :) (11/8/23)

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→ y/n you're the best guy a person could ask for, love you

     → sweetums It's awful and amazing just how cute you guys are

→ AaronHotchner. So glad the two of you could find the time

     → Rossi I might just need to put some time in for myself so I can get a week like them

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y/n  mwahahaha i finally got a morning picture of him

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→ derekmorgan Thank you for contributing to my side of the war

     → y/n anytime soldier

     → derekmorgan We should visit more often this is awesome

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I can't believe you would do this

     → y/n this is for eating my last donut

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y/n  snow time!! 

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→ prentiss I'd love to see you pushing him into the snow sometime

     → y/n i'll send you the video

→ Dr.Spencer.Reid I totally went easy on you

     → y/n oh did you now, doctor?

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Absolutely not, my apologies ma'am

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Dr.Spencer.Reid  Spending the last day baking with the love of my life (11/12/23)

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→ y/n definitely doing a staycation again omg

     → Dr. Spencer.Reid Best advice we took

     → y/n right, but any time spent with you is nice 

     → Dr.Spencer.Reid Couldn't have said it better

[jhopezwrld]

spencer reid x famous!reader instagram au

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therealyn: days off with him>>anything else

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jennjareau: pls make sure he eats at least one vegetable while he’s with u

↳ therealyn: yes mom 🫡

iheartyn: not sure if im jealous of him or her…

penelopeee: i miss you queen come see me asap

↳therealyn: omw to ur house rn pen don’t move

arianagrande: mom and dad vibes

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spencerreid: I love you forever and ever, my superstar.

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penelopeee: IM CRYING YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

paparossi: She’s a keeper. Proud of you kiddo ❤️

↳ spencerreid: Thank you, Dave :)

em.ily: y/n and spencer sittin in a tree… 😏

↳ spencerreid: I still don’t know what this means.

↳ therealyn: babe you’re such a grandpa omg

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therealyn: my happy place. i love you all more than anything <3

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roses_are_rosie: soooooo good 💓

↳ therealyn: love you ro 💐

chocolatethunder: Proud of you mama 😉❤️

spencerreid: You’re amazing. I love you.

↳ therealyn: i love you even more, spence

↳ ynbemygf: AWWWWW GOALS

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therealyn: dinner with my favs. 📸 by @ jennjareau ❤️

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a_hotchner: It was great seeing you again 😊

↳ therealyn: you too!! 🤗

sabrinacarpenter: y/n babe i’m obsessed with you

spencerreid: ❤️

em.ily: you’re my new favorite

[thisgirlisonfayeeer]

BAU INSTAGRAM 🥹

part 2

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mrshotch Brought everyone gifts for Christmas!! They loved it so much. Might sell this on Etsy soon.

P.S. my merch models are THE BEST!

emprentiss Uh hello??? Are there more designs??Can I have one of each delivered here in London?

bbgirlgarcia already on it, babe! it'll be there in time for nye! 💖

derekmorgan oh you better watch out, y/n. there will be revenge 😈

mrshotch not my fault these photos exist, hun 🫣 also thanks, @/bbgirlgarcia 😌

dave.rossi how much did you bribe Aaron to model those?

ahotchner oh you don't wanna know, Dave

doctorreid I got nothing but the phone case for this?

[lexyan]

Spencer Reid’s Instagram!!

(or what I wish it looked like if he ever got over his fear of technology lmao)

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And about the shoe rack..

In my heart I fully believe all those are Spencer Reids/Mgg’s shoes but in reality he probably only owns like three pairs😀

[spencessocks]

POV: your snapchats while working at the bau

😃