#crvptd

[peach-cant-sleep]

Thanks for liking for doodles. Been going through some stuff so it was a good distraction. Away from my art tablet so have traditional doodles.

Cropped stills + Tags under the cut.

@mxmario

@chaoscircus / @kings-forest

@crvptd (with a little bonus @lultimagoccia because someone had to hold the laser pointer)

@rothotnikz / @undecipherable

@thebananwithaplan

[prcttyinpcnk]

Angelica felt a chill up her spine as they braved through the forest. Those eyes are so far away, but they feel right on the back of their heads.

"... Milady?"

"Yeah! I know! But we can deal with whoever that is later! We need to find Ms. Creechur and at least warn her!"

Phiona was no fool, but she was not easily distracted. The noticeable aging of the trees and foliage around her did little to distract her from her goal of finding Creechur.

XXXXX @crvptd

[lultimagoccia]

@crvptd

knock.

knock, knock.

knock - knock, knock.

peppino tapped out his usual salutatory knock on the lid of the dumpster to indicate it was him. finally. after DAYS of keeping her in the dark. creecher had every right to tell him to kick rocks. some husband. there was a REASON all his relationships inevitably failed and why did he expect he would suddenly be fit to take care of anyone when he couldn't even take care of himself — ??

...

... in the very least. she deserved to know the truth. her truth. even if it was painful and sad ... it was hers. he had to give it back to her. she'd been without it for long enough.

[z0mburger]

🌿 she may or may not be loitering near the doorway to sacch's pizzeria , waiting for him to get back , armed with a sprig of The Kissy Shit (TM) .

because of COURSE that plan couldn't backfire .

💀 — [ no manner of Creecher OR mistletoe could stop Cesare from crossing the threshold of his competitor's restaurant and doing something nefarious. he's cool with Creech, but her boyfriend(?) gets no mercy. he's especially inspired by the evidence that Sacchetti hasn't arrived yet. ] 

[ instead of being normal ( challenge: impossible, ) he behaves as if the tradition is INSURPASSABLE if he'd crossed beneath the mistletoe without a kiss. in THEORY, it would be very funny to kiss his rival's girlfriend. he breaks into a determined little jog, ] 

“ WHUP -- ! ” [ sorry, Creech. in the same manner a high - school boy slaps the upper frame of a door, the scrawny undead hops up to YOINK the sprig down. it's tossed back to her as he pushes backward through the door. ] 

“ What's my time? When's Romeo getting here? ” 

[ Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse. ]

[misc-muses]

Familial relationship ended with Papi. Now @crvptd is family.

[theoldsecretkeeper]

☕:V

Meme

It tastes like full-on nature, the dirt, the trees, the grass, everything. It's oddly a nice comforting feeling. You really are part of nature, huh? Can't get the bitterness off my tongue though. Is it because you're still grieving? Or is it because of your hatread towards mortals?

...i understand your pain. Way too well either way.

+ 85

[ycungmagick]

"Yes, Sir!"

Ophelia sprouts her wings to race towards Creech to get them to the door. Them, and their poor raccoons! They were probably exhausted!

"Creech?!"

She takes out her.... rather oversized teapot and launches a piping hot mixture that sends dozens of the raging duplicates in all directions in a mess of goop.

"Follow me!! We can take my door!!"

@crvptd

[thebananwithaplan]

@crvptd

“ you DON’T want it?? “

. "...If you do, it's all yours."

[pcrfumebcttles]

@crvptd asked: ❛ You're joking, right? ❜ It's pizza time!

"Do I look like I'm foolin'!?"

Allison holds her bat firm in her hands, peaking around the corner. No sight of... whatever the hell that thing was. Hopefully she scared it off, but she'll be walking her staff to their cars tonight....

"It looked just like Peppino!! I don't know if it was a changeling or some kinda demon, but whatever it was, it wasn't friendly, I'll tell you that!"

The bite mark on her arm was proof enough of that.

[feeblefortuity]

" hedgehog . or maybe hummingbird . definitely hummingbird . "

"Ah haha.. hedgehog. Mm, that's..."

Cute. Nice, in a bittersweet way.

Liz used to call him that.

Eric clears his throat, "Erm, h..hummingbird is..very nice. I like that one. Thank you."

[crimsonfacets]

@crvptd said: " what the fuck do you -mean- people buy bathwater . "

"Right there on the tin, my little portabella! People. are buyin'. bathwater." He swooshes over to Creech's side, craning around her as he manifests a fine crystal bottle topped with a silver skull and some murky liquid inside. "This liquid of the Gods could sell and get us billions, pookie. Billions, trillions. Liquid Death."

[peach-cant-sleep]

@crvptd asked;;

she appreciated the back scratcher . and since king scratched her back she'll scratch theirs . or something .

anyway hope you like the little heart she carved out of wood and looped a bit of string through to make a necklace . she .. has a lot of dead trees that she's trying to make something out of .

[[ THIS OFFERING IS MOST ACCEPTABLE. WE EXTEND OUR GRATITUDE. ]]

[prcttyinpcnk]

...Dammit. Phiona spent 15 minutes trying her best to fight back tears before coming to Creechur with this. Seeing her face, it threatened to bubble to the surface again.

No. She's accepted this, and she's come to terms with it. She knows that Creechur would distrust her and maybe even hate her for what she is, but telling the truth is better than continuing to hide. She needs to tell Creech the truth.

"Lemme just... get straight to the point. I'm sorry I'm just now telling you this, mostly cause after everything I wanted to give you space to breath and... I was scared to tell you. But, that's no excuse really. I didn't wanna keep this a secret from you anymore."

She takes a breath and her glamour disappears in a puff of rose petals. Her tail, her antler, and her damned wings were all on display and there was nothing to hide who and what she truly is.

"....I'm a fairy."

@crvptd ( XXX )

[lultimagoccia]

@crvptd replied to your post “Your relationship with your ex-wife was miserable....”

" OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. NOPE. OKAY. UH-UH . " she's scrabbling up Sacch's back and covering his ears. " THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY . "

" oh! so sorry, did all this noise wake you up? you got to rest! "

[z0mburger]

" sorry if the raccoons keep bothering you , by the way . they like how you smell . and they like your dogshit food . "

💀 — [ he nods sagely, honored by the glowing review of his food, and only slightly offended by the part about his smell. -- though it is true, vultures and the like do tend to circle Cesare a bit too close for comfort. ]

“ No need to apologize! We've got a good thing going, we're chill. I give them our scraps, they keep the bugs and mice away..! I think I'm a godfather to a few, actually. ”

[misc-muses]

@crvptd replied: Sparkle eyes!! Claps!!!

Kedamono shakes his head madly, but with a pop! the two halves separate and are pulled apart. The purple wolf looks down and wiggles his toes, the previous mask falling away to one of surprise, and then one of excitement that it worked. He claps his hands with Creech, turning towards Popee, who doesn't seem nearly as happy.

Kedamono tilts his head to the side slightly. The teenager shook his head like it hadn't worked and raised the chainsaw again with malicious intent.