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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
MY DAD…
VERSUS!
CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTSSSS!!!!
BEGIN!
#epic rap battles of history#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#music
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When you have sex for the first time your butt falls off and you die after .
#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#bee#bee style#honey bee
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*turns off lights*
*lights candle*
*looks into mirror*
Lin-Manuel Miranda..
Lin-Manuel Miranda…
Lin-Manuel Miranda……
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They Call me Benjamin stanklin
#benjamin franklin#founding fathers#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#america#hamilton musical#stank
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Saint Patrick is an eco terrorist basically
#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#saint patricks day#saint oattcik#Saint psychic#green;#snakes#Ireland
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3am poop got me sounding like one of them spooky noise records that ppl put on for Halloween.
#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#SHITpost get it#send help my organs are exiting through my bootyhole#ouch#owie#ow#):#shartpost#halloween
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Cried on shift during my first day as an executioner. I can’t help that I’m an empath ):
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Will my DJ come pre-neutered or will I have to castrate him myself ?
#skrillex#they detwinkified skrillex#dubstep#edm#DJ#music#shitpost#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#cube pusher lore#john f kennedy
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*walks into taco bell*
Can I get the bell?
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Can vanpires even GET erect?
#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#grindset#shitpost#cube#cube pusher lore#vampires#vampire#ercule dysfunction
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@internalriot
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She saint on my Patrick til I’m green
#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore#March#saint patricks day#green#alcoholism is ok if it’s Irish day
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Whenever I wear sunglasses (which is pretty rare) I feel them take hold of me like the green goblin mask. They tell me to do things. Like not say thank you after someone holds the door for me. Or kill.
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I soiled my khakis and they turned into jeans
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*during combat training*
Sir, I think I’m in love with you, sir!
#cube pushing#cube pusher lore#too gay for the military#too straight for drag races#where do I fit in?
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@ live action how to train your dragon remake I hate you badly and intestly. I don’t even rlly care that much abot the originals but like . Cmon
#how to train your dragon#movie#remake#absolute ass cinema#gunna be dogshit I can already tell#cube pushing#cubepusher#cube pushing champion#cube#grindset#shitpost#cube pusher lore
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