#cumboy

[ririiiii777]

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repost if you love cocks ignore if you are a zoophile

[sailorsally]

thinking about 'All of us strangers' and Destiel together was Wrong because now I can't stop thinking about Cas licking Dean's come from his chest in that iconic Paul Mescal fashion (he would)

[wifehaverinnit]

Tommy I am going to be Very Honest when I say that I think the only way in which you could. share the cure.....is by hugging people. Yes. Hugs are the purest form of affection, and therefore through them you can annihilate all traces of such a dastardly, unclean, vile infection.

trust me, tommy boy. I am a scientist 

i think the world needs my cum to survive the penis disease

[laughableillusions]

Ripley to Ash was just like ok cumboy and then kills him

[j-d-l1ghtfully-unw3ll]

hey if you know me from the bl00dy + w0rthl3ss <3 discord server, dw i didn't kms my account just got disabled lmaoo

sorry for any concern

[sothatsdevintartatyoutubedotcom]

I’m being held at gunpoint

[kathpank]

Cumboy is here.

[rlconasty]

I love him and cumboy is our future priest

[ayliffe]

asked my dad what he was watching on tv and i swear to god he said “cumboy”

[mtnmoth]

i bet you only listen to cum town for adams kikish mumbling. youre not a real cumboy like me, i listen because is my friend, i like to imagine nick and stav doing gay shit together

I ccan't even imagine actually liking Cumtown beyond 3 or 4 of the animatics on YouTube

[wifehaverinnit]

tomyy please listennt to scienence plese don't talk about your cum

the world hates cumboy when they need him the most

[laughableillusions]

have to tell you I occasionally misread your blog description thing as ok catboy and take psychic damage when I reread it

HAHAHAHAHA

I will tell you, it’s a meme I made with myself when rewatching Alien 1979 and Ripley was talking to Ash’s disembodied head with all the white milk cum dribbling out of him and I was like “lol ok cumboy” and I giggled so hard about it I had to make it my description.

Anyway roll 1d4 for psychic damage

[ilikephrouggs]

Twink smashed cumboi

[xoknowssmut]

Putting the "Nut" in Nutrition, Part 5

The pain of needles and pins racked his lower body as he struggled to walk, one arm over his sister's shoulder, the black robe covering his body. He slipped, his steel-ball-enclosed hand landing on the back of another of the cumbois as he struggled to regain his balance and continue walking. He was barely awake, having just came five minutes previously, and his head was clouded by post-nut drowsiness.

As he continued to stumble, he looked down, wondering why he was having such difficulty even walking when he used to run just fine just a few...days? weeks? months ago? He'd completely lost track of time.

His cock was huge, purple, swollen, veiney. Nearly a foot long. Thick as his forearm. But it was his balls that were truly getting in the way. Each the diameter of an orange, hanging in a sack that hung nearly to his knees.

He shuddered at the thought, and was even more taken aback when he started to harden as he ran. Instinctively he clenched his asshole, which seemed to be leaking some liquid down the inside of his thighs as he walked.

He looked at his sister. Rina. He couldn't believe it. The timid little girl. He thought it had been a dream, seeing her form in the sperm farm over the past week. She never gave him eye contact before the escape.

Luckily, Rina had scouted the farm, knew the safe places to hide and rest outside of camera stations, Riley was very uncomfortable being vulnerable, naked except for the black robe that seemed to let him blend into the shadows.

He found a comfortable gait and was past the tingles in his feet. His junk and ass, well, mind over matter for the short term. Escape was the key for now. Plan on a safe place to hide later.

And, all of a sudden, he smelled fresh air. He was unaware just how much the sperm farm reeked of cum everywhere. Here the air, despite the smog of the factories and street, was a pleasant alternative to being immobile in that rank, disgusting place. He was unsure how he could muster his next meal.

He hugged his sister, and the steel balls clanked together behind her. "That's our next problem," Rina said.

[liveleaker]

CUMBOY -_-

[positiveswimfuture]

ok shit - David Foster Wallace was the original cumboy. Brief interviews… literally reads like some of Nick Mullen’s best character impersonations. Hilarious stuff folks.