#cuz it would feel weird if Grian was the only heart

[smoozie]

ok ive been thinking about the HG fam au more and. what if since pearl, gem, and impulse were all members of the rebellion, and scar and cub both served king ren (and grian was sort of on that team too) ive bren thinking like, what if the au was set in some kind of corporate dystopia-type setting with Gigacorp as the megacorporation/government and Hotguy and Cuteguy are government-backed heroes while Hotgal and Cutegal are true vigilantes who oppose them. and since Grian also helped the Soup Group what if Cuteguy leaked some of the hotguy tech to Impulse/Gem/Pearl and thats how they were able to reverse-engineer it to become Cutegal and Hotgal. idk. thoughts. runs away

Dude I love this!!! It also works so well with where I am rn cause I did some mostly canon outfit mockups for Scar and Grian and didn't like them cuz they seemed too boring. So I redid them as more fun bug fits. BUT if Cuteguy and Hotguy start off as government funded heros and later turn to Gem and Pearl's team (Grian first then Scar) then they could have the drab outfits AND get fun bug fits for the vigilante team!

Maybe Grian leaking information gets revealed and it's this dramatic moment where they try to arrest him but he escapes and joins Soup Group. And then Scar is left trying to figure out what to do because he trusted Grian! And now he doesn't know how to feel abt Gigacorp OR Grian. Could be really fun!!

[atherix0]

Very exciting news - i converted my main tumblr blog because it was supposed to be a blog for me to try and post about writing and became inundated w minecraft boys so here we are - feral mumbo anon is off anon >:) now i no longer have to worry about hitting the button hehehe

UH SO GRIAN AND MUMBO???? Gayer than hell. Gayer than the devil himself. No normal person sees an ex-engagement gift in their friend's bag and go 'no hes MINE' BOYS THATS GAY YOU ARE BEING GAY

Also all of scars backstory aaaaah. Did i wake up at 3 am and read this again so my thoughts are incoherent at best yes. But lil baby scar and cub were so cuiuuute oh my god two lil 7 year olds just out here makin it til they break it

I do love how the entire time scar was like "I am Aware cub and I share a birthday [i think???], got 🌟 randomly 🌟 paired up as kids, are two entirely different classes, and debuted super early. And hes so smart. And somehow an arranged marriage never crossed his mind. Jesus the DEVASTATION

Also the awkward teen kisses were everything tbh. I love when teenagers are like "*shuffles nervously* i know what im doing" bless them.

But scar???? Telling off the entire elven court in front of them and getting free because of Cleo??? I love it. Brave man, he deserves the world. I cant wait to meet cleo tbh, at least i hope we do. Cleo my beloved. But also i hope we meet the elven king not in a memory because something tells me bird brain and blood brain would do something drastic and dumb, like yell at him. Or punch him. 👌

But also just like, for them to get to sit their and assure scar that their friendship [and love] comes with no strings attached is everything to me. For this to be the moment both grian and mumbo are looking at each other like - "Wait a minute- Scar-?" Cannot wait for them to have that conversation tbh. Imagine looking at your boyfriend, realizing hes got feelings, and being like "oh thank god" if these two dont TALK i am gonna go MAD i am NOT a slow burn girlie pop

Oooooh nice, welcome to non-anon <3 Nice to *formally* meet you~ <3 If only I could be main blog </3

They are SO gay Grian really saw that old engagement jewelry and was like "break it break it breAK IT-" his first thought was really "hold up wait a minute just a sec wait Scar's around my age his ex whatever could still be around I don't Like That(tm)" lmao just wait until Cub actually shows up cough AND YEAH Mumbo was chill until he learned what it meant and then he just. "No" lmao

Writing Elven children is weird cuz you have to find that balance between "super formal society" and "children are children regardless" and just jgfdkl little Scar had my heart while writing <3 little Cub did too ofc just babies <3

[same birth month&year basically but close enough to same day for beings that live 700+ years <3 Elves are so long-lived that it's not UNusual to be born in the same year but definitely not the norm, but to be born in the same month is like. Very unusual <3] Have I mentioned that Scar can be so oblivious lmao BUT ALSO to be FAIR to him, he knows absolutely no one who has ever been in an arranged marriage, his cousins are between 5 and 200 years older (the King is his great great great grandfather lmao there's a lot of gens there and long lived species whoo) than him and only a handful of them are married to people they chose so poor thing literally looked at this situation like "Grandfather wouldn't invite just anyone to the Palace especially when he's so overprotective... I'm sure that doesn't mean anything for me specifically" lmao But like. For him it wouldn't have been that BAD if they had just TOLD him, because if he had known from the start he'd have seen it as him and Cub making the best of an unfair situation, but because he was never told until the engagement day every Moment(tm) between them felt like a LIE which </3 Hurts so bad- Also Scar being aware of the class difference I knew needed addressing at some point which is also why it's important that Cub made the first move, even though Cub was already aware that he would end up marrying Scar and Scar wasn't kfdsjlk

hgjkfdgjk precious children just trying to act like mature grown ups but at the end of the day they're still teenagers who have no clue what they're doing and share awkward nervous kisses <3

The fact that literally the only people who TRIED to stop him were the King, his mother and to a degree, Cub (though what was Cub going to say, I wonder...) even though the Court was full of their most immediate family? I mean. If that doesn't speak to something Scar hadn't noticed at the time- :) Cleo really had this little knobby teenager come to them with an engagement piece in his hair and break down about how his entire life has been a lie and everyone he thought loved him was just using him and said "This is not happening. Nope, not happening. Run, kid" Cleo is my absolute beloved <3 I love them. Now I wonder why Scar is so hesitant to meet up with them... :) Haha we definitely haven't seen the last of the Fae King. Unfortunately for Grian and Mumbo, if there is ever an OP character in this series, uh, it's definitely the Fae King. (Not OP enough to save Scar tho </3 rip) And meeting him might not be under the best circumstances... :) I wonder how that will be resolved, huh. I hope everyone understands Unreliable Narrator tag means Everything Is Not What It Seems while also not assuming it means the King isn't an ass at the same time

Yessssss <3 we love a good "no strings attached" love story <3 Just three guys who love each other very much and have no ulterior motives <3 HAHA yes <3 them just looking at each other like "ohh okay I see, this is good" jkgfdlkfdsk NOT A SLOW BURN GIRLIE how have you survived 90k+ words without a single Scar-Kiss <3 Did the accidental flirting and the bite tie you over my friend <3 hhhahjfd-

[yhs-grian-rights]

Why do you people want Taurtis to suffer :(

But I guess I shall deliver,,

Minor content warning for child negligence

My headcanons are usually not completely headcanons and are just bits and pieces taken from canon that I just. Think alot about. (Wait isn't that a headcanon??? Idk) this one is no different. I honestly think Taurtis has some form of anxiety, of course it's become only worse with the fact he lives with Sam. Like, in yandere he literally has a panic attack [sits on the ground, stuttering and hyperventilating] I am dead set on Taurtis having anxiety. Taurtis also comments on his dad's treatment of him, how his father would tell at him to get out, so he might not have the best life at home, being at best neglectful, and at worse abusive. So he wouldn't be getting any treatment for it, and shouting really doesn't help with anxiety.

Knowing this, it makes matters worse when you consider Taurtis lives with Sam. Sam is a bit...intense. A bit loud and hyper. I do think Taurtis would tell Sam about his anxiety, but Sam wouldn't take it too seriously, not straight up ignore it but he doesn't take into account how situations and his behavior might affect him.

The reason I've brought all of this up, is the oh so very common headcanon that Taurtis wears noise canceling headphones. I don't think he's that dumb, it's more like he literally doesn't know what's going on, but ignorance is bliss I suppose. And he really needs it...

Bad parents??? Anxiety???? Is this angsty enough for you people??? I am going to cry and hold Taurtis, and then get him some therapy cuz he needs it...

Also ik I always make everything into taurian BUT- Taurtis really likes Grian's voice, it's very calming to him...Taurtis and Grian will sometimes stay up at night talking in the living room, silently laughing and chatting, and Taurtis is really grateful for that. Also Grian might actually try to help Taurtis with his anxiety cuz jfc someone please pay attention to him- Taurtis will just be like "haha sometimes my body completely paralyses and I feel paranoid and worried all the time and loud noises make my heart race isn't that weird lol" "......Taurtis thats anxiety" "it's a what?"

Also I just thought of this but Taurtis has insomnia (it's a hc but like....he stays up very late in canon it's not okay sweety get some rest pls) and that's another symptom of anxiety oh no-