#cw pee

[gabessquishytum]

i have been having Thoughts so uh whoops back on my bullshit again and here with more bladder control + urethral play stuff!! just imagine, trans warprize hob who gets given to dream and he is just... so fiesty. which dream loves! he's been given prizes before but never kept them for long before finding a place for them with the palace staff, because he's never wanted a plaything who's afraid of him. which hob absolutely is not.

dream does, however, need hob to be a little obedient. the last thing is wants is to actually break hob's spirit but it really doesn't look good for the king to have an openly defiant pet at his feet for very long -- it's expected when he's only just gotten hob, sure, but he's supposed to be settling, not acting up more.

so dream figures he should start with making hob understand that dream owns him and is in charge of him, and dream's the one who decides what that means. he's already had hob measured for a chastity belt (after waking up in the middle of the night to find hob fucking himself with one of the tall, thick pillar candles from dream's desk, and after he'd clearly told hob that dream owns his pussy now) so it's an easy matter to go back to the craftsman and have a little... accessory added to his order.

hob gets tied spread-eagle on dream's bed when it's time for dream to get him into the belt, and hob keeps mouthing off until dream settles between his spread legs and what he picks up first isn't the belt but a plug thinner than his finger. dream slicks it up carefully and hob's about to laugh, because does dream think he needs slick for that? dream's fully aware by now that his cunt can take more than that with no preparation at all, thanks. except dream spread hob's folds and lines the plug up and starts pressing it inside and it's not in his cunt at all, is it.

dream doesn't say a word until he's finished putting the belt on hob, that tiny plug -- tiny, but it feels huge in his little peehole, not big enough to hurt but right on the edge -- securely locked in place by the belt. hob seems to be having some difficulty understanding who he belongs to, dream tells him. so, until he feels hob has learned his lesson, dream will be taking control of this particular bodily function as well.

for a few days hob... manages. dream has no intention of letting hob come to any real harm, so he keeps an eye on what hob drinks through the day and lets him empty himself when he suspects that hob's squirming is turning from discomfort to real pain. he's a little better behaved, but he's still an absolute brat.

and then maybe one day dream decides to play with him a little more. he spends the day giving hob sips of wine until he's just tipsy, sweetly flushed and squirming in dream's lap. dream pets over his chest, his thighs, settles a hand over his belly and presses gently on the little swollen bump of his bladder until hob whines. and doesn't he want to be a good boy for dream? dream will take such good care of him, hob will be his most beloved pet, doesn't he want that?

hob does, of course. he's heard rumours about dream, he's been afraid, but... he's maybe learning his lesson now. dream doesn't want to hurt him, dream will take care of him, but dream owns him completely. he wants to be dream's, and he's so tired of forcing himself to fight it. and maybe he doesn't have to.

-🐈‍⬛

My spouse in debauched horniness, I do so love it whenever you're back on your bullshit <3

I do absolutely love bladder control and I just think it's perfect for Hob. He's a brat with a strong sense of his own independence, and that's adorable but... wouldn't it be nice to be taken care of? To be Dream’s darling, beloved toy? I think he needs a full demonstration of exactly how good it can feel to surrender and let go.

The thing about the sound is. It doesn't feel too bad? It's not too big, it isn't hugely painful, and there's just a twinge of discomfort if Hob moves around a lot. So he can almost forget about it entirely... until that gentle, nudging sensation starts up in his bladder, and he remembers that he can't just go and pee when he wants to.

He starts squirming in the hope that Dream will notice and take pity, and Dream definitely does notice. But he doesn't do anything to relieve Hob of his issue. He waits and waits until Hob is whimpering and quite sure that he's about to burst from the need to pee (he's being dramatic, Dream wouldn't let it go so far). Only when Hob’s leg is jiggling and he's biting his lip does Dream finally relent and take him off to the toilet for relief.

And you know I love my intox, so I adore the idea of Dream dialling it up a notch when Hob starts getting used to the "normal" bladder control routine. Hob is a feisty little thing, and he obviously just needs a little extra push to show him that being good is worth it. Poor darling thinks it's such a treat when Dream starts giving him sips of wine every couple of minutes! He doesn't notice until its too late that a) his tolerance for alcohol is definitely not what it was before and b) he really, really needs to pee.

He's pulled up into Dream’s lap and everyone can see his poor swollen tummy. He hides his face in Dream neck and clings to him, and Dream gives him lots of soothing kisses. It feels like Hob is finally recognising that Dream will take care of him and love him, if he'll only open up to it. There will be rules to follow, and he'll have to let go of that stubborn streak a bit, but Dream will make it so worth it.

Hob is so clingy for the rest of that day, and for the days that follow. There are no more incidents with the candles, and no more mouthing off in front of the entire court. Dream does catch him playing with the sounding rod but Hob isn't trying to take it out - he's just enjoying the way it feels moving around inside his little peehole. He's become quite addicted to the feeling.

What was originally supposed to be a temporary training measure becomes semi-permanent as Hob settles into his role as pet. He likes having to sit around with a full bladder until Dream decides its time to go. What better way to express that he belongs utterly to his king, than giving over a part of himself? And Dream couldn't be happier. He'll be getting Hob a new set of sounding rods studded with jewels as a gift for his good behaviour <3

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

I just took a

fat piss

Is this you

[bonefall]

How do the clans treat hygiene? Theres mentions of cleaning off paws after using mousebile or grooming with a tongue, but do they have baths or anything? And wouldnt the dirtplace being so close to the camp be. stinky to say the least.

For grooming and baths; I would actually enjoy making an entry on treating fleas and fur mats. Fleas are bothered by a ton of interesting things like lavender oil, cedar chips, and salt. Fur mats would be best treated with flaxseed oil. Both tasks would make excellent apprentice jobs.

Meanwhile, the Dirtplace is actually a perfect example of how these cats are a lot more human than feline

(CW: Urine, feces)

Feral cats don't have a "collective litterbox," they don't really like leaving their waste in a big stinky place that could attract predators. Let alone so close to where they eat and sleep.

The Dirtplace is a lot closer to the idea of a human latrine than cat bathroom habits. It would make more sense to cats if Dawn Patrol was actually reserved for the oldest and youngest cats so they could go to the bathroom first thing in the morning; "Marking Borders" means urine.

A better compromise between cat and human behavior would be having several smaller "dirtplaces" that are within the boundaries of the territory... mostly used by mollies, who would prefer not to travel too far. Toms are more likely to wander father... AND; this would absolutely also be affected by HRT.

I think having the "multiple dirtplaces" thing is interesting enough to add to the main rewrite tbh, and simple enough to mention in passing without going into detail

[xbonecandyx]

I have brainrot, and this should prob go on my personal thirst blog but whatever 😭❤️ Don't click the readmore if u don't like gross kinks 💀

ANYWAYS now that I'm with fellow degenerates, I saw a Jacob post abt how he'd react if u asked to hold his dick while peeing, and now I have brainrot about the concept. Maybe it's just bc I'm envious of people who have dicks, or maybe it's because of the odd balance of power exchange, but I'm lowkey obsessed. Like... in *theory* it SHOULD give the holder of the dick the control in the situation, but for some reason it just feels so submissive in nature, and a lil bit embarrassing in a very fun way. Assisting them with something they could so clearly do themselves- it'd be even better if the dom in the situation has been making you hold it for a while yourself, so you're actively helping them get the relief they're denying you.

[bobsquatley]

ive had 2 people ask for boby baly watersports i need you to know boby would willingly cockwarm baly while he pees. that is all

[anantaru]

pees

golden shower 🧎🏻‍♀️

[alisria]

the idea here was "what if soap talks to ghost the same way i talk to my friends re:piss"

plus, a followup featuring my favourite reply on the twitter post:

[pandagirlballs]

i can't explain to you why but tgirls who piss loud as fuck legitimately turn me on super hard. if you sound like a pressure washer in there i want you carnally

[gabessquishytum]

Got my first and hopefully last uti. It is HELL. So me being me I wondered what Hobussy uti is like

Oh WOW I haven't had a uti in years but I do NOT miss the discomfort. Here at slut Hob central we confront the realistic parts of sex as well as the fun ones 😌

Hobussy uti involves him trying so hard to just get on with everything. Going to work, doing housework, hanging out with Dream. But he also feels like he needs to pee the whole time even though he CAN'T pee. He's chugging the cranberry juice like it's going out of style even though it doesn't really do anything. He has to go on the deep web to get antibiotics because it's so awkward to see a doctor.

Anyway he learns that apparently its still a good idea of pee after sex even if he's sleeping with an eldritch entity. He is not immune to bacteria and even if it doesn't effect him, neither is Dream. Dream feels really bad that he might have caused this so he keeps bringing little gifts to cheer Hob up, from flowers to chocolates to comfy underwear.

For Hob the uti clears up pretty quick, especially with antibiotics. He's so grateful to be able to pee normally again and not feel weird all the time! Yay! He celebrates by getting right back to business and getting Dream’s dick back inside him. He missed being full sooo much, the hobussy simply does not feel right unless it's getting all of Dream’s attention <3

[dawndelion-winery]

pees on your blog. hello

*drinks the pee* Howdy<3

[melon-cream-enmu]

I will hold Enmu’s dick when he pees, it is exclusively my job and it is just oh so romantic

[j6sukes]

i feel like if u watched abbachio's piss scene and u STILL dont make an effort to drink water everyday ur a bit of a loss cause. i wld rather die than have my pee fucking radiating like that

[inkmchine]

i peed on your best friend. he's mine now

alright then, that's enough out of you. see that ink machine over there? go hop into it.