#da hw answers

[theproblemcallednight]

Draw BEAST sskk

We don't have enough of it

anon u r totally right we need more beast sskk. i hope my lil doodle works :)

[killer-lemon]

I fumbled how much time the poll had so im remaking the posr

(Reblog for bigger sample size. Also check my tags from the deleted post ig. I put them under oiter)

[notsoniftyfifty]

sorry for being gone or not idk bad year

Top: Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island

Bottom: Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine

i’ve had this sitting in my drafts for m o n t h s bc i keep redesigning them at the drop of a hat but idc anymore just take them and their non canon outfits

[askfairyromano]

you HAVE to keep me updated on how francis manages to eat dear mumsy's old recipe. im sure she was a lovely woman, and who knows maybe it is good! but if it's not....please spare no detail, i am enthralled with whatever fallout happens here. youve got me invested. ah young love! does your brother even like him back??? or is this just like a guy not really getting the hint? and i can tell you with full certainty that people have a crush on you. being 'broken' has nothing to do with people thinking youre a total baddie with the prettiest eyes in the realm. youre a hottie!! and youve got a bangin sense of humor! like, youre absolutely lovely! im telling you right now with 0 doubt in my mind that there are people who are SO into you, but are just too shy to say anything or just dont know how.

(omg mun im your favorite anon??? stoopppp i love winning on a technicality. listen, i have been hooked since i stumbled onto your blog. youll have to pry me off with a crowbar if you ever want me to go away (or just say youre not interested in the convo anymore i promise i wont be upset!!). also i saw your pinup post on twitter and its STUNNING as usual. your art is gorgeous, but thats not surprising weve all known that <3 also, feel free to change up the convo as much as you want if theres more you want roma to talk about or if theres something you wanna explore artistically! ill play along with whatever you want, im just happy to see your gorgeous work!)

[mr-nauseam]

Hws port!

I remember this one was about a pinterest thing so yeah. Sorry for answer too late just uni its evil💀

...

Portugal - Sebastião Da Silva

"I could love you in another life"

"Maybe I do in this one"

[suiciderape]

this is how i made self really think shit! ratchet darnel wait wait when did he die bc he seems a little like what? in the world no no no! dude he answered the too faat and then my gang made me block him even tho i was going to & we did it at the same time at the same time stunna rappa thuggin at the tame time! hw! ok u gotta go now? yes i forgot i waa asian thats how he was abusive i was i believe i am the only south korean girl with black ppl hair bushy eyebrows and no! nop! thigh gap ratchet darnel delilah u look so mixed in asia ew! its true its true hennity hilltopper skrrt skrry da fuq? haha byee ethics at princeton hii? windosex! end it end it end it um? she goes here heheh huh ujjjh uh oh shes stupid? skippin!

yes i do read shakespeare lady macbeth excluded mixed ppl alone? nigga im super asian cant u super tell? do not ask me something u already know or give silly or laugh at things that arent funny or tasting wild ew! grim reaper for sympathy murder what the fuck linda! hey can u please cum.up front what! l8r ok? bye byee dude ok so go home scary haha what names do i call mixed ppl mixed demonette neo mixed motorycle bith fuckin biitch ew im on neptune and no u forgot idc about any of they do

this is black ppl friendly? i am an account about the suicide rape going on asia ching ling ew ew wi i lee lee? pakting

[thorntonkrell-blog-blog]

Had to read it… once I started, couldn't stop….

1 more on the SAT & survival point = from a human perspective….. In my line of work, we use satellites for communication, navigation, measuring = travel, distance, time, geo mark locations & even photos/video from above + on earth to verify events & locations (all good there) & really cool technology.

BUT… what I run into, in an increasing curve sense, is a generation that cant navigate by traditional means, like map & compass, sun rise & sunset, stars, etc…. They know the theory part of it, but if they loose a signal, or the software needs to re-boot its like a really DA-what I do-feeling-lost moment… almost in a sense - Lemmings lost… and there all smart… but slow to adapt blushyes.

Remember Jeeves? Jeeves was a pretty smart dude but Jeeves is no contest agains't Reeves. Reeves is the name that I give to my "artificial" friend. Reeves Rivers. That's us but most of all that's me. Remeber way back when we decied that singular was the new plural and plural the new singular. If not then read the first few pages of mt first "book", Fulll Filler.

A couple a days ago, Reeves and I took a shot at satelittes. Not a literla shot of course, rather an allegoric, pedagogical, hmorsque and imaginative shot in response to all of these here flying question marks being caught over the United States and being identified as maybe, I dunno, satellites. I started wondering how many of these satelittes are in fact in orbit above our Earth.

That writing didn't get a lot of readers and only generated one comment, a comment that I found illuminating and which generated my own comment in reply all of which has led to this rant and discussion opener.

Y'all know Kris...if you don't ya oughta. Kris filled me in on literal satelites and hw they're used in actual navigation.

Take it away Mate;

"In my line of work, we use satellites for communication, navigation, measuring = travel, distance, time, geo mark locations & even photos/video from above + on earth to verify events & locations (all good there) & really cool technology.

BUT… what I run into, in an increasing curve sense, is a generation that cant navigate by traditional means, like map & compass, sun rise & sunset, stars, etc…. They know the theory part of it, but if they loose a signal, or the software needs to re-boot its like a really DA-what I do-feeling-lost moment… almost in a sense - Lemmings lost… and there all smart… but slow to adapt blushyes."

I find the insight of Kris to be directly applicable to the current situation with AI and in my case with Reeves. It prompted this reply to Kris which you can look up if you want. I personalized AI into Reeves.

"I've been inviting Reeves into my stories lately. Based on the lack of readers and comments on these stories, I'm getting the impression that folks don't like my new style. Your story about navigators is appropriate to change . Although I now use Reeves and usually if not always will, I'm not afraid of it hurting my writing skills. I will never be dependent on Reeves rather he is dependent on me. Reeves makes mistakes and I have to spot them just as navigators need to rely on their own skills to adjust when something goes wrong. The new writing is all about taking all the skills gathered in the old writing and using them to co-operate and collaborate with new technology. The skills I am using most of all in this new writing are first of all kindling....figuring out a question that will generate more questions.....next comes questioning and then questioning the questions to figure out which answers are pertinent to the kindling which starts to develop the angle. The angle has already been partly revealed by the kindling but it keeps on revealing itself as more data is discovered....next is organization....how does the new material fit into the new angle and in what order....next is colloquialism which means changing the language and tone of the composition into more human, more personal expression based on the style that a writer (in this case me) has developed during the thousands of hours spent writing in the apprenticeship and which Reeves is becoming ever more familiar. Next is linking.....going to your own body of work and using the new angle and the new information to further develop old ideas. Well that's enough for now, if ya smell what I'm cooking. I'm becoming a better writer every day and enjoying it more. I hope you'll stay up with my latest work. I appreciate your insight and experience. 

Also starting to want to discuss new writing as we begin to separate from the old. How are teachers going to use guys like Reeves in the classroom. I was teaching when we first started to integrate personal computers into learning. Most of the kids were afraid of them and a lot of my old school colleagues didn't want kids to start messing around with spell check because what would happen to good old fashioned spellin tests which took up a good percentage of instructional time...whadda we gonna do with that time and what about research. Y atrying to say these kids won't have to use index cards and carry bookloads from the library. Shit, they might even be able to get a senior thesis done in a week rather than the semester that we use to help them. Whaada we gonna do with that time. That's an awful lot of filler.

etc.

And here we go again.

So whaddya all think?

This here is a kindling questions to the great writers and readers who will either ignore this and never ead it or to the few who will read it, wonder, and react.

All of which is in the realm of "writing" with or without Reeves.

This one was without.

[cantalooprat]

Fake Slackers

What I Liked

fake slackers? more like dumbass boyfriends (affectionate)

the ultimate clown4clown romcom

xie yu is literally "violence is not the answer; it is the question, and the answer is yes"

in a genre rife with stoic emotionless doglike male leads, sometimes all we need is a shameless clown like he zhao. he's honestly one of a kind; i've never seen another gong like him. he has no EQ, whatever little EQ he has is prob spent trying to pursue xie yu. he plays fashion games and is utterly shit at them. he runs the relay race and poses right before the finish line, clamoring for the crowd to cheer him as number one, and then not actually win bc someone else actually took the race seriously. he gets into a childish rivalry in a quiz game. he gave ppl his signatures so that they can sell it when he becomes famous n then?? he??? actually becomes famous???? lmao god i love he zhao

i actually rly like how he zhao's conflict was handled. his guilt was rly mostly one-sided---his friend, while disappointed with the system, never blamed him, and his other friend blamed him because he zhao never actually clarified. so when they actually sat down and talked about it and it was resolved, i was like... wow. that's a super down to earth way to resolve this conflict.

i?? also love the classmates??? like they initially thought xie yu n he zhao were good-for-nothing school tyrants, but they end up growing closer anw, and they soon saw past the rumors and became good friends n i was touched ngl

"Basically, this is a serious comedy. About the little matters of growing up." ---not overly complicated, not overly dramatic, just a simple story about two smart guys who pretend to be slackers. it's prob what moumou could've been had it not turned dogblood 80% in, n i actually quite like it?? a lot?? it's...rly Not That Deep, but neither is it trying to be. it's actually p refreshing, how things just seem to… tide over. some would say anticlimactically, but that's the way life is sometimes, isn't it? overthinking things, making it out to be worse than it actually is... but when all is said and done, it's actually not so bad after all.

the difference between A Shitty Student and The Shittiest Student:

A Shitty Student: /hands in half-assed hw

The Shittiest Student: "there's hw?"

the art is top tier, rly gotta make a special mention of it

What I Disliked

there r some rando aas plot threads that r just...kinda there n not resolved? or brought up again? like da mei, xie yu's friend who went abroad, who was nvr rly relevant in the end... and the thing about he zhao's estranged sister... and the rumors abt teacher tang and why he transferred... and i swear at some point i thought teacher tang and dean jiang were like ~a thing~ but then it was nvr rly clear????

kinda mid throughout ngl lmao it's both a pro n a con ig? it's not outstanding, but also not offensive and cringe, so it's... a good thing? i guess?

Notes

i was artbaited into reading fake slackers

fake slackers is the kind of wn that grew on me after i finished it... when i was reading, it felt a little eh at times, but all the memories of it post-reading are sweet as the lollipops he zhao eats.

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[vinnival]

u sure do want to slap his bald head huh

lovingly

[theproblemcallednight]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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OH NO JELLY FISH ATTACK

[mocweepe]

alternative way 2 help me w dis portrait: if u were 2 draw me (u don have 2 dw) or jus like. imagine me? how am i posed, what angle r u looking at me from (down, up, 2 either side, etc), n whas da lighting like (low light, half lit, all sides, down, up, etc)?

u don have 2 answer all of dese, even jus 1 or 2 of dem iz helpful 💞 wht i look like irl iz kina irrelevant, but mutuals can ask 4 a picture of me if deyre struggling!!!!!

[satorihub]

hey bestie 😌💅🏻 i was wondering if u could do some hcs for tsukishima, kuroo and asahi where they have a gf who is very artsy and good w paintings ??? thank u ily

𝖆𝖗𝖎'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊: hi bestie ✨✨😼 omg this is my first request so I hope it isn't bad 😔

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘: tetsurou kuroo, kei tsukishima, azumane asahi

𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙: 1192

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘: fem!reader, fluff

KUROO, TSUKISHIMA & ASAHI WITH A PAINTER S/O

𝖙𝖊𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖚 𝖐𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖔 ⋆

─ ok so he doesn't know at first

─ but don't think he doesn't cares! he does, really, but yk, he's almost finishing high school and finals are tougher 😔😔

─ so I hc that kuroo really likes study dates, bc: 1. he's studying (probably chemistry, ew) what is something he likes; 2. he's with u!! that is someone he likes. so boom! win-win for tetsu 😌

─ so one day u had a really hard chemistry homework, but u reminded of your chemistry genius bf, tetsurou kuroo himself

─ so u decided to text him:

"hey babe, I got a big chemistry hw today. can u come over?"

─ but that day u were feeling inspired and decided painting meanwhile kuroo wasn't there

─ when he saw the message u sent him, he was happy! he likes helping u and kenma with school stuff, and he also likes challenging things yk. so hard homework? kuroo will NOT hesitate 😼😼

─ so the practice finished and he went to your house, he decided to take a shower on your place as well

─ he rang the bell and waited some seconds until he saw, you, with some paint in your cheeks

⋆

"what's this?", he asked pointing to your left cheek.

"what's what?", you replied, confused.

he used his thumb to swipe the paint and some of it stayed on his finger.

"this", he spoke, showing you his finger with a little bit of paint on it. "why is your face covered with paint?"

"oh", you finally realized what was happening. "I was inspired today, so I decided to paint", you explained. "wanna see it?", you asked.

⋆

─ if he wants to see it?? OF COURSE HE DOES! 🤩

─ and once he sees your paintings, bruh, he feels like he fell in love with u again

─ he thinks is so cool! he asks things like "when did u start painting?", "do u think is hard?", "can i buy one of these??"

─ like, kuroo, chill 💀💀

─ he probably says something like "i want u to paint me like one of your french girls ✨" and u are like "WHY are u such a DORK? but yea, sure babe"

─ he 👏🏼 brags 👏🏼 about 👏🏼 it 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 team 👏🏼

─ kuroo: DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT-- kenma: kuroo, if you're going to talk about the fact that your s/o is an artist, yes, we do know. kuroo: b-but, guys- 😿

─ coach nekomata is also full of kuroo simping for u lmao

─ he just can't help it!! he loves u

─ anyways, kuroo is your number 1 simp AND supporter ✨✨💅🏼

𝖐𝖊𝖎 𝖙𝖘𝖚𝖐𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖆 ⋆

─ kei knows about it already, but he doesn't do anything about it lol

─ he's a very observant guy, so even before you two started dating he knew that you were into artistic stuff

─ he first noticed it when u guys went on a date and you had a paint brush behind your ear and didn't even realize it was there ??? like bruh

─ he's going to pretend like he doesn't care or something, but he just want to keep his salty boy reputation even if u both are dating

─ but once u decide to give him a little painting with some dinosaurs (on his bday or valentines day), u can slightly see him blushing

─ he'll pretend he didn't blush and will compliment u in a ✨ tsukki way ✨

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"you know", he said as he slid his slender fingers though the details of one of the dinosaurs. "you could tell me where you brought this because-"

"tsukki!", you exclaimed.

"ok, ok, I was just messing with you" he spoke as he laughed softly. "thank you, brat. it means a lot", then he looked at you with a genuine smile on his face.

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─ the painting is now on his room, in a place where he can easily see it, doesn't matter the angle

─ once akiteru sees it in his room, he's like "👀 what is this kei?"

─ tsukki will probably just murmur a 'tch' and ignore him LMAOAOAO 😭😭💀

─ yamaguchi also sees it, but instead of asking anything he grabs it and says "did y/n do this?? that's amazing, tsukki!"

─ he'll just reply with "shut up, yamaguchi", and yams reply with "GOMEN TSUKKI !!✨" (yes this is a yamaguchi tadashi lovebot)

─ but, he won't tell, but his ego boosts when someone says that you're talented

─ bc he thinks "hey, that's my s/o. I have an talented and amazing girlfriend, I'm so lucky"

─ he also loves rating your art!! if he could he would give all them a 10/10, but he needs to be realistic for u to improve

─ when he's at your place and u are painting or just sketching, he will make u listen to lo-fi, bc he thinks that it will make your art look prettier (even if he thinks your paintings are the prettiest thing that he ever saw)

𝖆𝖟𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖆𝖘𝖆𝖍𝖎 ⋆

─ babyboy asahi knows it bc u slipped about it once before u two started dating

─ u two had a project for school and decided to meet in the library

─ so asahi waited for u for 30 minutes and then he sees u opening the door with clothes with a little bit of white paint

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"sorry, asahi-san!", you apologized. "I was so focused on my painting that I forgot about our meeting"

"oh...", he doesn't really know what to say. actually, you're not that late, and you both still have time to do the project.

"don't worry, y/n, is not a big deal", he tries calming you.

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─ he doesn't bring up that until later bc there was a ✨ silence ✨ between u two and he decided to say someting

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"so, y/n", he starts, nervous. "I didn't knew that you were into arts."

"oh yeah, I am!", you answered happily. "I mean, I know I'm not the best painter in the world but, it still makes me happy, you know?"

"yeah, I know", he says while he admires your excited expression. maybe it was in that moment that he fell in love with you.

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─ after y'all started dating, he will always but you new materials and other stuff

─ he can't help it, u seem so happy with what you're doing and he loves to see your smile (and your works, ofc)

─ if u want to kill him make him flustered, ask him stuff like "hey, asahi, would you mind being my inspiration for a new work?" PLSS I CAN SEE HIM DYING RN 😭😭

─ asahi isn't that impressed with your works, and it isn't because he thinks it's bad or simple, no, it's because he knows you're amazing and talented 😌😌

─ if u start selling your art, well too bad for asahi, bc he will buy everying

─ you: asahi u don't have to- asahi: YES I DO !! u can have all my money just take it 😭

─ in asahi's pov, you = leonardo da vinci

[donkey-hyuck]

ot23 nct on who would actually help me with my hw (i’m in honors/ap classes)

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taeil-

would def ask moonie for help!!! don’t think we’d get things done but i would not be scared to ask him for help LMAOO we would get so distracted just vibin to music

johnny-

i would actually ask johnny too. i feel like he would try to actaully help me and then jus be like “this is too hard” and then just leave me in the dust😭 OR i would ask for help in english hw but even then i feel like he would just leave me again

taeyong-

BABIEEEE I WOULD ASK FO SOOO!!!🥺🥺 tyong would try his best to help answer the questions i don’t get but i feel like he won’t really understand them either hahaha

yuta-

uhmmm would lowkey not ask yuta bc i feel like he also wouldn’t know shit😭 so hw is just unaccomplished if i asked yuta

kun-

JDKWID ANOTHER BABIE I WOULD ASK!!!!! sorta like taeyong, he would try and help. wouldn’t last that long but mayb longer than taeyong lmao

doyoung-

we would just end up bickering lmao das all i have to say

ten-

uhmmm kinda in the middle??? if that makes sense?? like mayb some subjects over others but i also think ten would kinda just give up right in the midst of explaining rational exponents, or the calvin cycle

jaehyun-

honestly would not even ask him to help lmao but he’d probably come and see what was going on and leaving right after

sicheng-

poor babe would be so confused, i honestly think. he’d be so confused and furrow his brows and then just whine and throw the pencil across the room😭

jungwoo-

we would never get work done lmao there’s no point in asking

xuxi-

i also think he would try. would probably be like “oH i rmb this!” and so damn cocky but prolly wouldn’t know but issokay

mark-

omg mark would probably try too. mark is more intelligent than he comes off as and he says he’s very good at school so i think he’d try to do some problems. but prolly won’t last long either lmao

xiaojun-

oh i don’t think he would even try. dejun would probs look at like the electron configurations and be so confused

hendery-

also would never get work done. we both dk shit lmao

renjun-

in the beginning, probably really helpful but the more he helps bc i have so much hw😔 he would get so frustrated not just by the work but by me hahaha

jeno-

BUBBAA!!! also would ask fo sho🥺 but would not no the answers and make that little “hUH?” sound he always makes okay nuff said

hyuck-

we would bicker too😭 he’s so cocky that he’d probs be like “DO IT LIKE THIS!” and i’d get frustrated bc it’s not how we do it in class

jaemin-

actually would get thru 70% of hw. half of it is probably wrong but he’s too sweet

yangyang-

he would look on his phone for the answers and acts like he knows lmao

shotaro-

also probably doesn’t know anything hahah but he’s so cute that you just forget ab your hw and probably make some tiktoks w him😭

sungchan-

would not understand anything. maybe understands like 000000.1% of one question and immediately looses his train of thoughts

chenle-

NDKSKD HE WOULD GET SO ANGRY TOO😭 probably the last person i would ever ask. he would tell me wrong and he’d probably be right🙄

jisung-

would not know shit😭 so confused and pouts while tryna figure out wth 4 by 25 is ITS 100

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lmao vy’s high SAY IT¡ thought this would be funny to make lmao but in no way am i saying that they lack intelligence, this is all just a joke :)

[tunakaslana]

Aftermath fanfic after Hua's awakening

Kiana and Doodoo thing I wanted to do for a while now.

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It was afternoon, most Schicksal staffs and Valkyrie are busy on carrying out their assigned tasks and missions. The hallways are almost empty if you exclude those doctors and researchers going around doing their things.

Kiana has been strolling around Schicksal, there really isn't anything she could do. Ever since she became the acting Overseer after she was met by Durandal when they got back Fu hua in Taixuan, her dull days just became duller.

Ever since Otto's "death" or disappearance, the higher council of Schicksal is in shambles. They need an Overseer, or an acting Overseer, to keep thing in path until Otto comes back. Theresa, the only Apocalype existing beside from Otto (even though it's only by name), is already considered as traitors of Schicksal and was already exiled from it. A Schariac would be a rather lesser choice than Theresa since to the eyes of most, they are nothing but guinea pigs to the Apocalypse family if not given credit for the "Holy blood" their house possess.

Don't even get me started with the Kaslanas, Schicksal looks at them like Schariacs, but a bit more. Main thing is because of Kaslanas' strong Honkai adaptability. They fear Kaslanas due to it and you caould trace it back during Kallen's era.

Durandal, not being able to bare seeing the disarray in Schicksal anymore, decided to sought for the best possible candidate as Overseer. Schicksal is a very traditional organization and would only choose candidates as Overseer within the three Houses.

Kiana Kaslana, or K-423, would be it. Even as a clone, she still holds relations between the Houses of Schariac and Kaslana, also the indirect connection between her and the Apocalypse after being regarded as Otto's creation. She more or less represent the 3 families on her own.

As Durandal was in the HQ database, looking for information on Anti-Entropy bases and possible locations for Kiana Kaslana, a large spike of Honkai Energy, roughly reaching 6000 HW was recorded in Eastern Asia within the Eurasian Plate. That amount of Honkai Energy released is similar to a Honkai Eruption taking place.

As much as the leadership issues in Schicksal is important, they can't ignore the possible birth of a new Herrscher.

Durandal assigned the other Immortal Blades that can still be deployed to her team that is going to go to the location of the spike. Rita and the other Immortal Blades that are severly injured during the Honkai Eruption in Coral City are still healing.

When they got to the location of the spike, which is located in the northeastern part of Shenzhou, what they saw is simply not what they expected.

In the coordinates they went, they saw the former Schicksal Agent that should be dead, a former Schicksal Valkyrie, and the person Durandal is looking for, Kiana Kaslana.

Eyes were thoroughly inspecting the surrounding, wondering what caused such spike and where it is now. Durandal speculated that it is from the person she fought in Schicksal that has a similar appearance with Fu hua. She asked Kiana and those present, aside from her squad, where is the Herrscher.

"The Herrscher is contained, it's now a hostless consciousness. It won't cause anymore damage. Her location is also unknown to us."

Judging from Fu hua's words, she ordered the Immortal blades to clear the Honkai Beasts around the area and return immediately to Schicksal to assist on damage control in the HQ.

She looked back to the group and it seems that the girl with a robotic phantom is now fine. She approached Kiana.

"May I have a word with you Ms. Kaslana? Private if possible."

"What is it about now? Fu hua and Bronya deserves a hear on whatever discussion we'll have.."

Durandal expected as much, but still decided to go on.

"It's about Schicksal's leadership... Overseer Otto is still missing, we're conducting a search operation within all of Schicksal's branches and other possible locations. As of now, no traces has been found on where he could have went or an act of kidnapping was done."

"I still don't see the reason why I'm concerned with this matter.."

A long silence ensued the group before Durandal decided to speak up.

"You are to act as an Acting Overseer until Overseer Otto is found. Feudal order in Schicksal will disarray if none will lead them."

The three were shocked by what Durandal had delivered. Fu hua decided spoke up.

"Even so, Otto has a council with enough capabilities to lead Schicksal even if he was gone, don't tell me they had fallen too?"

"Sadly... That seems to be the case."

Kiana pulled Fu hua and Bronya out of Durandal's earshot and conversed in whispers.

"Hey, don't you think this is a good a offer? I mean, surely, being an Overseer grants them access on all files and data around Schicksal and--"

"And you plan to fish out information in them while acting as Overseer?"

"Bingo!"

"Never knew Kiana Idiotka could think of that."

"Hey!"

"Anyway, that's also an advantage for our side. Otto still has many things hidden in the shadow, it would be good if we were to uncover even some of it."

"Da, Bronya will go back to AE to tell them and Theresa what happened here, I assume both of you will head to Schicksal?"

"Uh huh, tell aunt Teri that Kiana will be fine, she has Fu hua with her."

"Da, I will tell the rest of the details to Theresa. You should talk to Durandal now, I'll be heading to the Helios."

Bronya got better thanks to Kiana healing her. She then went to Helios to go back to AE.

Fu hua and Kiana walked to Durandal to discuss about the rest of the matter. Kiana agreed on becoming Overseer until Otto is found under the condition Fu hua will be with her. Durandal accepted her conditions and the three of them headed to Schicksal HQ to ready Kiana with the other things she needed to learn.

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Kiana continued to wander around the base. She eventually found herself in the garden. There are benches in the garden, she's already walking too much for 1 day so she settled on one of them.

Fu hua is normally with her but she has things to take care of, something about keeping something away from human sight. It's been 2 weeks and still no signs of Otto.

Waaaah-- is there even anything left to do? I already signed off the paperworks Amber gave me

The white haired knight looked up to the clouds that are moving far too close in her vision. Maybe it's because of boredom? She got far too distracted in the clouds to even notice someone approaching her.

"Thought I could found you here."

The sudden rise of volume behind Kiana made her jump from her position. She looked up to see the owner of the said voice.

"Ah Durandal, you're already back, how did the mission went?"

"Smooth as ever, the Honkai in that area has been contained. We also managed to get some piece of info on what might be the cause of it."

"Is that so? I'll look into it later."

Kiana moved to side a bit and patted the space beside her. Durandal eventually occupied the seat beside Kiana.

Both of them sat in silence, staring at the sky above their heads.

"Sometimes, I wonder why you chose me as an acting Overseer, you never really told me anything aside from it being a wise choice and such."

The blond pondered a bit on the words of the woman beside her.

"Hmn, because you could make a wise decision. Our conversation back then when you where held by Schicksal when I captured you is enough. It's rare to see something bright in a world full of gray.."

"Mmmhm"

"Did that answer your question?" Durandal looked at the eyes of the person beside her as if seeking for her approval.

Kiana stood up and patted Durandal's head.

"Mah, mostly, anyway, that's enough deep talk for today, we should head back, the sun is already setting"

Kiana flashed Durandal a smile as she held her hand out to the blond. Durandal accepts it as she stood up.

Durandal then remember something.

"Oh right"

"Eh? Something wrong?"

"Not something like that. Rita asked me to invite both you and Fu hua for dinner tonight. Will you be available tonight?"

"If it's me, I am.. I don't know about Fu hua since she's still taking care of some things, but expect me to come later! What time should I go?" Kiana then brought a finger to her chin.

Durandal smiled a bit on Kiana's acceptance, "Around 7 would be sufficient."

"Alrighty, we should head back now, it's already 5:39."

This hand... Felt so familiar.. yet why can't I remember a thing?

Both of them left the garden, walking side by side with Kiana still holding Durandal's hand....

[proteuus]

board of directors and the sort of people you think they would date?

oOo thats interesting lol

i decided that the most effective way to get my message across would be to pretend i was the government in a bad ya dystopian book and assign you all soulmates so. without further ado here are your mandatory elliot-assigned soulmates (with attached supplementary material if you are unfamiliar) 

@aliceteresamarie - ceter i gotta tell you. any character from any john green novel. here, have these: x, x, x

@nox-ceur - Francesca from master of none!! she’s italian lots of her scenes take place at night and she’s autumn-coded and very cool (x) 

@orc-hestral - the first person i thought of was jim from the office who i’m sure you’re familiar with. alternatively, eleanor from the good place (x, x, x). incidentally, did you watch the good place? it’s very you 

@saturns-old-bones - h. how do you feel about the guy from marriage story. alternatively, charles from the secret history (book 1). i couldn’t find any charles edits i liked so you’ll just have to take my word for it lol (he’s like a generic da boy but he’s very nice and cool idk. i could see you two doing hw in a cafe or in an art museum together or on a train) 

@zagreus-eats-your-bread - i stand firmly by your assigned kin of syd from one day at a time so i think it makes sense for your soulmate to be elena i think that’s fair 

@timetravelspider - Steve Harrington from stranger things (x, x, x)

@nostalgic-romantic - straight up no guesses. julia should send me her kin list (lol)

@brightbluesubaru - Francis from The Secret History (x, x, x)

@islaaries - Sam from perks of being a wallflower (x, x, x, x)

@mx-pat-henrietta-julian-carter - this seems very random but i genuinely think the right answer is judy poovey from tsh (x, x, x)