#dad!robby

[gemini-sensei]

@sensei-venus I just had such a funny idea

What if one day Robby is at home enjoying some quality family time with his wife and baby daughter. They're having a good day. He needs a drink and his wife needs a refill, so he offers to go get them.

But while he's in the kitchen, he hears his wife say "oh my god!" And start crying.

He runs back In to see what's happened and she's so upset she can hardly speak. She's sitting on the floor with their almost one year old daughter who is so confused. He gets on the floor with them.

"Honey, honey, what's wrong? What happened? Are you hurt?"

She shakes her head.

"Is Luna hurt?"

She shakes her head again.

"Then what happened?"

She's so upset, she's just crying. He can't stand to see his poor sweet wife so upset. He's almost mad about it.

Then, out of nowhere:

"Fuck!"

Robby turns white as snow. He turns to look at his daughter who uttered the swear. Reader was so stunned for a moment, she stopped crying. Only to start crying again and blubbering,

"Wh-wh-where did sh-sh-she leeeaaaarn that w-w-word?"

It's not only a word. It's Luna's first word.

Robby is so pissed but he has to somehow tell his daughter that's not a nice word to say and console his sweet wife who is so distraught over that being their daughter's first word 😭

[sensei-venus]

Fluffy ideas u ask? What about robby and Reader finding out they're gonna have another baby?

Omg what if it's like that myth where if your first baby is always on their head looking between their legs it means they're looking for their sibling? Have you heard that before? It's super cute, so what I'd their lil girl starts toddling around just to stop and bends over and looks between her legs and someone says something about the myth and it makes Reader take a test and would ya know it she's pregnant with baby keene #2

(Unedited) (Miguel and Robby are friends but Miguel still likes to poke fun, Diaz Triplets, Miguel and Reader are tired parents.)

A play date was always something g Reader looked forward to. When her and Robby’s daughter finally started talking and walking things got active very quickly in their household. The little girl who once could barely fit in both hands was now everywhere. Anything she would do or get her hands on was fair game. Reader hated having to keep her in one spot for too long as the girl was a ball of energy. Secretly she wondered who she had inhabited all the energy from.

So when the Diaz triplets decided to make a appearance at their home for a much needed playdate, she wasn’t oppose at all. She was quick to usher the newly walking baby’s in along with Miguel. Little feet pounded though the entryway before getting to the living room where they cried out in happiness. All of the kids were so happy to get to play with each other.

Miguel and Reader where honestly just happy to get to sit dow with another adult that day. Being a parent was hard. Being around your kids constantly could sometimes get to you. A nice break every now and again was good.

That’s what landed the two to the two adult sitting on the couch slumped. Both of them were tired from the long day of child-rearing.

“So you have her potty trained already? We are still trying to get the triplets done. The girls are doing great but…” he cut himself off while looking at his son. Reader laughed a little saying “Don’t worry to much about it! I heard girls are a lot easier to potty train than boys, plus, dude you have THREE to potty train all at once. I don’t think it was going to be all that easy anyway. Just keep at it and he will catch on at some point.” Miguel ran a hand though his curls and sighed. His eyes rolled a little as he watched the kids play on the floor.

The triplets where only about two months older then the Keene girl. They where only a little bit ahead of her by a little bit. Most of what they where still leading she was too. All of them where walking and talking by now. Well the triplets where, Reader’s daughter was still trying to talk. She was starting to try and form words full but she was getting there. Miguel and she watched as they messed around with some blocks on the floor for a while, laughing and trying to talk to each other the best they could.

Slowly the Keene girl got up onto her feet with the help of the coffee table. She tried to walk a little bit towards one of the twin girls. Her little legs bubbling a bit before making her way over to the other girl who was smiling at her. She started laughing, seconds later she was bending over and looking though her chubby little legs. Her eyes sparkling as she looked at her her mama. Gummy smile with a few new teeth showing through her lips as she started giggling.

“So how long has she been doing that?” Miguel pointed at the little girl. His eyes lazily looking at her. Reader hummed while cocking her head towards her daughter “That? About a week now. I have no idea why she keeps doing it. She won’t do it to Robby, just me.”

“You should probably get checked out then.”

Reader’s head whipped around to stare at him. Her eyes wide with worry “You think it could be something serious? I really don’t think it’s anything serious. Nothing else seems to be going on-“

“I mean you, you should get checked out or get a pregnancy test.” He snickers at her expression. Reader feels herself go red hot in the face. She taps him on the shoulder hissing “Why would you say that?! What does me possibly being pregnant have to do with her being a odd little toddler.” She huffs. He surges at her saying “My mom always tells me that when a toddler does that, it usually means your pregnant again. It’s like this old wives tale that if your toddler lookers though their legs then they are looking for their sibling. If they don’t have one then it’s thought that you're pregnant.” Soon enough the girl stops and goes back to playing with her friends.

Reader watches with a small smile. The idea of being pregnant again had never crossed her mind. Her and Robby never really talked about having another child just yet. Getting pregnant the first time was a complete shock. They didn’t want to make it sound so bad in passing but their daughter was both a miracle and an accident. They had narrowed it down once she was pregnant.

Reader forgot her birth control just once on the same week that a condom they used broke. It felt almost like a one-in-a-million kind of thing. They would be the ones to get pregnant from a small accident. They were both scared out of their minds but after a while everything fell into place. It wasn't as if they didn't want kids, they both did but having their daughter so soon into their marriage was a lot for them both to handle.

Both of them had issues in their childhood which made them more cautious about the idea of children. It took a lot out of both of them to even wrap their heads around having their little girl.

“Robby really trying to put another in you so soon?” he wiggled his brows making Reader grimace.

“Can we please not talk about what me and Robby do in our own bedroom right now.”

“Um okay but if you really do have a chance of having a bun in the oven, you might want to let him know.” he rolls his eyes before relaxing back into the soft cushions.

Reader chewed at her lip as she turned her attention back to the kids. Eyes focused on her little girl again. She was currently hugging one of the Diaz girls while playing a toddler version of tag. Her light green eyes were full of glee as she tapped one of the other toddlers and took off to the other end of the room. Her little feet took her to the other side of the room, the other kids following behind her. She seemed so happy to be playing with the other toddlers.

Readers mind started to wonder.

Was it possible?

Could she really be pregnant again, even after being so careful?

(Might make a second part to finish this.💖)

[livwritesstuff]

I have to imagine that, by necessity, Steve and Eddie’s parenting method includes a healthy amount of dishonesty, especially when their kids are teenagers.

Like, I’m picturing– 

Moe: You’re telling me you never smoked when you were a teenager?

Eddie: Nope. Never. Not even once.

*LATER*

Steve: You fucking hypocrite

Eddie: What, you want me to tell our sixteen-year-old that when I was her age I was dealing ketamine and hotwiring cars while stoned out of my fucking mind?

Eddie: Might I remind you there’s a vault of information our children don’t know about you, Mister Keg King

Steve: Watch your mouth

[ashchoo]

uh yeah I recently just gained motivation to do mob au shit so here ya go

the family everrrr GRARARAR im normal about them guys trust

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hhh tw for blood, slight eye strain and severed head ig

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mob Ashton really goin crazy fr fr…..guess their vampire side is showin now

also outfit refs cuz yeaaaa :D

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[@clownsuu, @thelone-copper, @frenchfry99]

[apathetic-microwave]

I saw this template and it was either the dads or atmod and atmod will forever win in this scenario

[chawawanya]

i also have this Christmas sketch of the sillies!

[skyf0ckz]

making these are fun

[summerinohio]

[pi-pi-pingu]

Pingu characters as Bob Dylan albums (1/2)

[somer-writes]

you know i think flora is just as chaotic as wild shes just better at hiding it until her favorite thing--science--is involved. like shes teaching the little kids at the hateno school how to boil gasoline and make gummy bears scream. shes showing them how to strip the metal from coins and letting them play with diluted acid. they learn about different kinds of poisons and which frogs you can lick.

"wild disappears sometimes for adventure"

yeah well flora spends three days at a time awake 24 hours a day with purah doing Hot Girl Shit in the hateno lab

[gemini-sensei]

Some Christmas angst/fluff for ya (@sensei-venus)

Robby wants to make Christmas so special for his daughter. He doesn't care if she's not gonna remember ber first Christmas, he wants every Christmas to be great because he doesn't have the best Christmas memories...

So he over-buys for her. His wife has to open so much stuff for their baby girl because she's just a newborn and can't open them herself.

If only he was the only one to buy her presents...

I know Daniel spoils all his grandkids. Doesn't matter if they are blood related or not. He gets them all something so expensive. Baby Girl Keene definitely gets something she doesn't need from the LaRussos but no one can tell Daniel no.

Robby is happy because he has his family together and that's all he really wants. He knows it's not about the presents but he just wants to give his daughter what he didn't have growing up.

Sure, he had Christmas but it wasn't all that merry and bright. His mom got him a few gifts to open and they watched movies together; but as he got older, they just less and less magical and festive. He saw her less and less until she got sober. And don't get him started on how terrible Johnny is at holidays.

So this means a lot Robby. He will cry when he sees his daughter in her Christmas pajamas on Christmas morning.

[sensei-venus]

omg the big chubby bbay girl keene was so cute!

think about how big she gets with each month, she probably doesn't fit into regular newborn 3 month old clothes and needs bigger sizes, for like 1 yr olds or smtg

i can just see miggy giving robby and reader baskets of his triplets old clothes they already can't wear anymore becuase he's such a good uncle

what do u think?

“You really didn't have to you know?”

“Ahh come on, what kind of Uncle would I be if I didn't help out a little bit.” Miguel joked while slapping Robby’s shoulder a little. Robby puffed his cheeks out before sighing. The two men watched the three month old girl babble on the floor. Her chubby little limbs flailed around while she lay on the ground on her tummy.

Beside the occasional babble and mumble she was pretty quiet. Her big eyes stayed focused on the ground while trying to move around. She was nowhere near crawling but she did seem to enjoy her daily tummy time. Robby recently looked up when the girl should start tummy time and was surprised to find that she could start so soon.

She was only three months old now.

Robby set the large folded-up pile of clothes on the open couch before looking back at Miguel. Miguel just smiles as he watched the Keene girl. Fond memories of when the triplets had started their own tummy time a long time ago. Well it was really only a year ago but still. It felt like it was so long ago that it made him a little sad on the inside. His little girls and tiny son were now starting to walk.

The high-pitched but quiet cry of the girl made them both look back to the girl. Robby was about to go pick the girl up when Reader rushed into the room quickly. Picking up the girl she was quick to lightly shush her, giving her a small back rub. Tears start to the brim at the girl's eyes but Reader is fast to the punch.

She sat down in one of the living room chairs and went to work. Pulling up her top and undoing one of the lactation flaps on her bra. The Keene baby goes right to her chest and latches on. Her hands gripping at Reader’s breast while the other fists the top of Reader's shirt collar.

Miguel raised a brow just saying “Would it be strange if I voiced the fact that she's pretty big for her age?” he almost didn't want to say it but it slipped out. Robby just shrugged “We have been going to all her newborn appointments and the doctor said she's perfectly healthy. Believe it or not, they said she's in the high percentile. Of course, they can't say for sure but they think she might be really tall in the future with the way she's growing.”

Miguel almost laughed out loud and had to stop himself. He choked a little on his own spit.

“Really? You and Reader? Having a tall kid? Reader is pretty small and you're not the biggest guy I know.” he was ready to get his head kicked at that comment. But the blow never came.

“Have you forgotten who her grandfather is?” Robby said in a pissed-off tone. His eyes stared into Miguel as if he was saying “Are you kidding me”.

“Oh you're right I mean- your dad is way over 6 feet. And isn't your mom like 5’8 or something too?”

“Yep”

“Dang, genetics are crazy. She's three months and already in almost one year old size clothes. Who knows how big she will get.”

At that moment the girl decided to unlatch from Reader and burp. Whimpering as she was burped over the shoulder ever so gently. Chubby little hands gripping her mother's shoulder.

[greylight32]

I’m sorry, but nobody can convince me otherwise that Darryl was the most anxiety filled kid ever. Like he was constantly wondering what God would think with every action that he did. He was constantly afraid of screwing something up so much that he would just freeze in certain situations. Like completely tense all of his muscles, my man was so deer in headlights coded.

I think that he had multiple panic attacks growing up, but they didn’t think that they were panic attacks. They just thought it was him freaking out over little things because of stress. (Yes I am aware that panic attacks come from stress. I have very bad anxiety myself, but he grew up in the 80-90’s)

Like when he went on the turkey hunt with his dad, the moment the gun fired. He completely froze, dropping the gun into the snow blow him. Wondering if that animal had a family. He started stressing about it whenever he was eating it. How he would feel if his dad just never came home one day. He just had a panic attack right there at the table, thinking about his dad dying and never coming home.

Darryl would constantly bounce his leg because if he wasn’t moving he thought the world would end.

Like motherfucker should’ve been on meds. He got it from his grandpa i swear.

[livwritesstuff]

Steve comes home from a few hours of running errands with his and Eddie’s one-year-old daughter Moe to find Eddie pitching an absolute fit to his beleaguered book agent Paul over the phone.

Given how Eddie’s third book is about three months away from its release date, Steve has a pretty decent idea what the fit might be over.

The dreaded book tour.

Look – Steve doesn’t like it either. He didn’t like it back in ‘95 when Eddie’s first book came out. He didn’t like it in ‘99 with the second one either. He definitely won’t like it this time around, especially now with Moe in the picture. He actually likes having his partner around, believe it or not (and, if he’s honest, there’s still some baggage surrounding work-related travel and his parents’ relationship that he’s still trying to shake).

Still, he knows it’s a necessary evil of Eddie’s success and they’ll all survive it.

That’s Steve’s perspective anyways, even if Eddie doesn’t share it with him.

Eddie looks over as Steve drops a few bags of groceries onto the kitchen counter.

“Hang on, Paul – Steve just got back from absconding with my daughter,” Eddie says, and then he pulls the phone away from his ear, “Don’t put her down for a nap yet.”

Steve only shakes his head.

“Sorry, Paul,” he says, not raising his voice quite enough for Paul to actually hear him (Eddie hears him though, and that’s what matters) as he continues on his way up the stairs to get Moe ready for her nap (he’ll drag out the process as long as he can for Eddie’s sake – he’s not a total monster).

In the end, Eddie’s phone call ends no more than five minutes later.

“So what’s the damage?” Steve asks when Eddie makes his way into Moe’s room.

“Five weeks,” Eddie grumbles as he pulls Moe out of Steve’s arms. He presses a kiss to her chubby cheek and then adds, “Stops goddamn nation-wide.”

“Maybe stop writing so good and you wouldn’t have this issue,” Steve points out.

“Shut up – I’m not gonna do it. Paul can drop me, see if I care.”

“You’d care.”

Eddie’s shoulders slump.

“Yeah, I’d care,” he mutters, and then he shakes his head, “It’s entirely unfair that he’d expect me to leave home for over a month when he knows I have a little baby at home. I’m not doing it. She’ll be a whole teenager when I come back, Stevie.”

Steve looks at him, “It’s five weeks, love. She’ll probably still be the same shoe size.”

“I’ll miss our anniversary.”

“No, you won’t. It’s not ‘til the month after.”

“Okay, who’s side are you on here?”

“Paul’s, obviously.”

Eddie’s jaw drops as he feigns an affronted expression.

“I cannot believe that my beloved, my betrothed–”

“Betrothed?”

“–would side with my traitorous agent over–” 

“Ed, Paul was pretty forgiving when you slowed down writing for six months for the foster training stuff,” Steve points out (and it’s a point that actually manages to stop Eddie’s tirade – an impressive feat, he’s well aware), “And then he was really forgiving when you stopped completely for almost a year when Moe was born. Wasn’t this book supposed to come out, like, over a year ago? I feel like the least you can do is put up with a book tour given everything you’ve put him through.”

Eddie only blinks at him a moment – clearly trying to fathom any kind of counter-argument and coming up empty.

“Damn you,” he mutters.

“Can’t believe you used to be the guy who wanted to be a rockstar and go on year-long world tours,” Steve laughs, “Now you can’t even handle a month of the continental United States.”

“Watch your mouth, Harrington. Hey – maybe you and Moe can come and be the world’s cutest groupies.”

“We’ll see.”

[moonlit-knightz]

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