#dance of the vampires

[oldmanpeace]

[idasessions]

Sharon Tate in Roman Polanski’s The Fearless Vampire Killers

[lystful]

THIS IS MY BABY HERBERT HERBERT HERBERT-

I don’t have enough time for my own drawings (I draw a lot only for my university ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️). So that fact that I found some time to draw HIM!!!!!!!! YESYEYSYEYSYSUEEUEUSUED

[goryfluff]

From the trailer for Vienna's 2017 production of Tanz der Vampire

[cto10121]

Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!

Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.

[mabithebard]

[branfraser]

Sharon Tate in DANCE OF THE VAMPIRES (1967) dir. Roman Polanski

[marinamanky]

Виконт Герберт фон Кролок

[inevitablemoment]

[65eatonplace]

Sharon Tate photographed for Roman Polanski’s “Fearless Vampire Killers” on the Pinewood studios backlot in 1966

[blink-o-rama]

Not the most polished thing in the world, but a study from my favorite musical 🦇

[queenunderthatmountain]

call me old-fashioned but if someone called me "enchanted starchild/ verwunschenes Sternenkind " I too would let them suck all blood out of me

[your-friendly-sleep-demoness]

so when is a handsome vampire dilf gonna gently carry my limp body and gaze at me lovingly after having drained my blood at an extravagant ball? huh? when is it my turn to be happy?

[furiousdandelion]

Alfred! :3

[nethnix]

Therapist: So, tell me about your dream. You seem really shaken by it. Alfred: Well... first, there's a vampire who comes out and talks about "siezing the night". Then, these BDSM dancers pop out from under my bed? Then this hot blonde vampire (the son of the first one) brings out the girl I'm interested in, and at this point I'm like, crawling on the rafters trying to get a good look at her. And the blonde guy is basically like, "dude you should TOTALLY tap that" and I think "yeah, you're right" so I start to walk over to Sarah, only then the blonde guy's sexy dad pops right out of my bed! Before I can even dance with Sarah, he takes her and starts thrusting into her. And she's kind of into it honestly because I guess who wouldn't be, but she still runs back to me when I open my arms. Krolock isn't going to let that happen though, and he grabs her from me again while we're dancing, and I guess things get pretty tangled because sometimes I end up in his arms instead of holding Sarah. Then he even like, thrusts into me on the floor at one point, and Sarah has to watch while he bites me and I become a vampire? Also he exudes masculine energy as he steps over me. At that point I'm dying, and the hot blonde girl that Sarah's dad slept with starts singing a duet with the other hot blonde about feeling the night and living forever or something. Sarah is being really sweet now that I'm a vampire too; I have my head in her lap and she's smiling, and Krolock ISN'T there and it's perfect. Then she hugs me a little too tight and I guess I get excited, because after that I just keep thinking "wow her neck looks good and I'm completely in love with this woman," and the next thing I know Krolock is on my bed again and I kind of lift Sarah up to give to him. So he bites her on the bed (completely shirtless and completely chiseled btw, I forgot to mention that), then drops her to the floor where I bite the other side of her neck and it's super hot. I can feel my body pressed up against her and stuff. Then Krolock and I drag her body forward and we're in perfect unison, and the BDSM dancers from earlier drag Sarah away in a Jesus pose and put her back into my bed. At which point, I wake up. Alfred: So what does it mean, doctor?