#dane.exe

[aethling]

legit took me over half an hour to read the new stardew patch notes. i feel like concernedape may have been procrastinating working on the new game. not that im complaining here lmao

[daydream-believin]

okay i opened tumblr to check a message and it opened to this blog. crush saw and i couldn’t change it fast enough. url, bio, header, pinned post. time to go find a hole to die in

[aethling]

well i was going to marry maru in the new run im gonna start when i get the update. but this morning the people in my class were talking about how shane is unloveable bc he’s an alcoholic who technically cant be “fixed” and it pissed me off enough that im gonna choose him now

their argument is that his spouse room still has beer in it and you can still give him some as a loved gift. and my argument is why the hell does an alcoholic need to be completely sober in order for you to care about them or see them worthy of love

[aethling]

i legit just now randomly took this photo but she looks so pretty here idk how i managed that

marinara sauce is two years old now 🎉

[aethling]

“i hope no one kills me for the crime of being small” i hope no one kills me for the crime of having an ectopic pregnancy and carrying a fetus that will die with me

[aethling]

for context, i cannot call her because she straight up no longer recognizes my voice.

no i can’t just speak at a high octave my vocal chords won’t do that anymore. but i sounded like minnie mouse before hrt

i moved out of her house last december but thats def long enough that shes been complaining to anyone who listens that i never call her. also i didnt get invited to thanksgiving

edit: other idea as in you tell me your ideas lol

[aethling]

tell me why i was in an emo mood last night so i made a playlist of those good good early 00’s classics. and then today my prof put on almost the exact same playlist for class???

[aethling]

i don’t know how people actually use asmr videos to fall asleep bc every time i do i get blasted with advertisements running at 3 times the volume when the video ends and guess who’s not only awake again but too furious to fall back to sleep now

[aethling]

YES IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT THAT EVEN MY STUPID HIGH PITCHED CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICE SOUNDS UNDENIABLY DEEP AND MASC

[aethling]

my son has gone emo right under my nose. i don’t remember allowing him to shop at hot topic but now here we are. i’ve got no idea why this is happening, but i do suppose i’ll support him in his endeavors. his new black scales are a surprise, but not unwelcome.

pictured below: left) alfie when i got him. and right) alfie now

[aethling]

my laptop wont turn on. great! just what i need right now, a mere 2 weeks before finals

[aethling]

reading through a website that has all its text be white on a black background and it was killing me. despite this being the furthest from the first time ive had this problem, i have suddenly remembered that “invert colors” exists as a display option. and tbh this is the first time ive ever used it for its intended purpose and not a prank, but this is actually really handy

[aethling]

if we haven’t spoken in quite a while, and every now and then you think of me, and if you, like me when i think of you, think i hope that kid’s doing okay these days

i’m not.

[aethling]

more teachers should be friendly with their students i think. bc i fuckinh swear the only thing keeping me from absolutely annihilating half of my classmates is the fact that i dont want to disappoint the professor by revealing myself as the worlds angriest asshole

[aethling]

this morning i had to explain what a carabiner was to the president of my university’s queer society

[aethling]

tumblr tells me ive got like 6 messages in my inbox but whenever i go there there’s none?