#dani_does_writing

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A strange trend has broken out on the hermitcraft server. It started with gem gifting skizz a shirt but quickly got out of hand, after accidentally giving skizz his new favorite shirt gem had to get one for impulse if only because he was just sulking around. So gem bought impulse a shirt that said 'im not a step dad im the dad that stepped up', but well looking for it she came across one that said 'M.I.L.F. man I love fishing' and of course she had to get that for grian. Thats when things started to get out of hand.

Grian got skizz and impulse matching shirts that said 'if lost return to impulse' for skizz and 'i'm impulse, keep him' for impulse at the same time getting scar a shirt that read 'i got a dig bick. you that read wrong. You read that wrong, too.' (it took ten minutes, three people and a white board to explain it to scar). He also got a shirt for gem that read 'just a girl keeping it reel'. Coincidentally impulse and skizz got her a shirt that read 'fishing queen classy sassy and a bit smart assy' as a thank you for getting them the original shirts.

After seeing the giggs crew rocking their shirts cleo got a couple ideas and got to work making shirts for some other hermits. The first one they made was small shirt for joe that said 'talk to the hand puppet'. (He was very happy to get it), then she made a shirt for ren that said ' lone wolf' with a picture of a wolf on it. Ren had quite the laught after getting it and finally gave doc a shirt that read 'i'm not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking' which doc absolutely adores.

Ren, joe and doc then teamed up to find cleo a shirt and after a couple hours if bickering they landed on a shirt that read 'zombies eat brians, dont worry your safe' which cleo said fit their vibe exactly.

At some time during all of this a hermit sent xisuma a shirt with 'never underestimate me, I control the server' on it, he loves it and wants to thank the person who got it for him but no one will fess up to giving him it.

Bdubs got a 'short king' shirt that he did not appreciate, joel got a shirt that says 'i miss my wife' and Pearl got a moth man shirt.

In only a couple weeks after gem first saw the shirt for skizz for everyone to have at least one dumb shirt with a quote on it.

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Skizz was working on his base when his communicator went off

Geminitay: have you checked your mail today?

Skizzleman: nope

Skizzleman: should i got check it?

Geminitay: yes i sent you something

Skizzleman: is it going to kill me

Geminitay: no you wierdo its just a gift

Skizz chuckled to himself as he closed his communicator and flew over to his mail box.

Sure enough the light indicating a package was lit up, inside was a shulcker box with a bow on it and a tag that read 'from gem to dad #2'. Skizz opened the box and pulled out the shirt.

Gem saw the shirt online and bought it for skizz as a joke. She forgot she ordered it until it came in but the joke was still funny so she cut the sleeves off to look like skizz's suit and sent it off, messaging skizz to tell him to go check his mail then promptly got distracted and forgot about it again.

Untill the weekly hermitcraft meeting when skizz walked in with his chest puffed out wearing the shirt that said "yes! i'm a lucky dad. i have a freaking awesome daughter she's stubborn, messy and a bit silly sometimes but she is a perfect mixture of angel and warrior we are the best partners in crime and i'm proud to be her dad

(yes, she bought me this)"

Grian nearly fell out of his seat laughing as gem tried to hide her head in her hands.

In the end they all had a good laught and skizz refuses to give up the shirt.

Gem also got one for impulse because he was salty.

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Tango was sitting on an oak long in front of Skizz's base, shoving handfuls of popcorn in his mouth when Zedaph landed next to him.

"What in voids name are they doing"

"This is such a dumb idea," Impulse sighed as he worked on balancing himself on one of Doc's shoulders.

"No, it's not; it's an amazing idea, Dipple dop," Skizz practically yells well, trying to get on Doc's other shoulder.

"You know that trope of the angle and devil on your shoulders," Tango says to Zed, not looking away from the chaos unfolding in front of them. Zed nods, also not taking his eyes off of Imp,skizz, and Doc.

"Ok, so that explains that," he gestures forward, "but what happened to Scar?" Both Zed and Tango look down at Scar, who is lying face down in the grass, finney consciously sniffing Scar's nose while Katy Bee curls up and lays down on his back.

"Scar was attempted number two," Tangos says, his gazes shifting back in front of him as Scar groans, reaching an arm out to pet Finney.

"Oh.. two?" Zed question.

"Xisuma didn't make it," Tango says

"That explains how he was squashed to death," Zed says, reviewing the world chat.

"Ok on the count of three" as skizz says this tango gently hits zeds arm with the back of his hand. Both men watch as Skizz counts down and Doc stands up. As soon as Doc gets fully on his feet, he starts stumbling, and as a result of the sudden movement, skizz grabs onto Doc's head.

"VERDAMMT, SKIZZ, NIMM DEINE HÄNDE VON MEINEN AUGEN, ICH KANN NICHTS SEHEN" (damn it skizz, get your hands off my eyes I can't see) Doc yells as he starts stumbling backward at an alarming speed and before anyone could do or say anything more doc fell backward into the cave skizz's base was settled in.

Zed looks at his world chat.

Docm77 hit the ground too hard

Skizzleman hit the ground too hard

ImpulseSV hit the ground too hard

Tango and Zed explode into laughter as Impulse and Skizz respond at a nearby bed.

Skizz grabs a book, crosses something out and scribbles something down then getting up and moving the couple of block they were using to help climb onto doc with forward. After resetting his pile of blocks he takes out his communicator and starts typing.

Skizzleman: hey mumbo you free?

Mumbo: I am

Skizzleman: mind coming over to the crack ally, I need help with a project

Mumbo: sure, on my way.

Zed sets down a block of pink wool next to the tango and sits down; tango holds out the bowl of popcorn to him. Zed takes a handful as Mumbo lands next to Impulse and Skizz.

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Look, grian knew skizz was an angel and he also knew angles have wings but the only time he had ever interacted with skizz was the life games where a lot of hybrid features and abilities were removed for fairness so he had never seen skizz with his wings out. So it is completely understandable that in the first ten seconds of skizz on being on the hermitcraft server a very excited grian flying tackled hugged skizz knocking both of them over.

"YOU HAVE WINGS" grian shouted as impulse picked him off of skizz .

"did you not know i was an angel?" Skizz asked as impulse set grian down and offered a hand to skizz who took it and was lifted onto his feet.

"Yes i knew you are an angel and that angles have wings but i never put it together" grian said dusting himself off still bouncing around a bit.

"Ooo than you'll think this is real cool" skizz said as he started to flexed his back. impulse letting off a small laugh knowing what was about to happen. Two more sets of wings grew from skizz's back. Grian looked in absolute awe before lanching into an exaided rant about how cool skizz's wings are and asking if he could feel them.

"Ok, ok, ok," impulse said as he stepped in-between them "how about we head to the meeting area so the others can meet skizz and joel"

"Finee" grian said playing up the annoyance in his voice.

Grian landed on one of skizz's shoulder. "Hey buddy" skizz said looking up at his flying friend.

"How did you not even flinch, oh whatever i wanted to invite you two the first preening night."

"Oh g"

"So its going to be in pearls base because she already has her starter base up that try hard, and"

"But I"

"It will be this Friday, there will be a bunch of different snacks you can bring something but no pressure and its great your going to love it. Yeah thats about it see you there skizz its awesome having you on the server buddy, i got some stuff i need to fininsh so i'll see you later bye skizz"

"Wait g" skizz waches his aviator friend fly off as he glanes at his own white wings.

Now its important to note that there are quite a few differences between angels and aviators, one difference is how their wings behave in rest. An aviator will just fold their wings to their back and if need be they can cover their wings with something like a Pancho to hide them. Angels wings on the other hand can transform from there physically form to nothing more than a tattoo on the angels back. This is so angels can fight on ground without worrying that their wings will become a target.

Angels like skizz offen choose to have at least their main pair of wings out because having all three pairs hidden becomes really uncomfortable so most people dont even know that angels wings can completely disappear.

This also means that angels do not have to preen their wings sence everytime they tuck their wings away they resets to a tidy and clean version. And here lays skizz's delema. He doesn't know how to preen wings.

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The power of a server admin is determined by how the server players feel about them; the more the players like and respect their admin, the more power that admin has. It used to be power was relative to the number of players, but that was quickly abused by Power Hunger admins not letting players leave, so it was switched to the current system.

All that being said, there are many tails and legends of the strongest admin in history, an admin of gods and demons, angles and watchers, eldritch beings, and players that have existed long before time and space. An admin with power beyond comprehension, all because of how much his players love and respect him.

The most powerful admin ever recorded, Xisuma Void, or as his players call him Shashwami The Derp.

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A short team ties sniper AU inspired by the sniper game skizz is playing.

TW: guns and death, (nothing too bad just talk of shooting people)

Breath in,

Hold for 4,

Breathe out and pull the trigger.

"YEAH BABY, NOOCH"

"You are going to get yourself killed" Impulse's voice crinkled through the mic.

"I can celebrate a little bit," Skizz says between Snickers as he packs up his gun. "Plus did you see how awesome that kill was, i'm taken out baddies left and right"

"How about we save the celebration for ~after~ we complete the mission, your final target is in the gray building with a sheet metal roof" Impulse says typing on his computer "Their communication is still down but the backup system is going to be back on line soon so move quickly "

"You got it, dipple dop," Skizz whispers as he starts creeping to his next target. After a couple of minutes, the building comes into view. "Your target should be on the north side of the building on the second floor"

"Copy," Skizz says faintly as he sets up the sniper on the forest floor hidden within the bushes. Looking through the scope, he finds a window leading into the room his target is in, mindlessly walking around on the phone, completely ignorant of the gun pointing through the window.

Breath in.

His target walks into view

Hold for four.

Skizz tracks his movements

Breath out.

as soon as the target pauses

Pull the trigger.

It's a direct hit; it always is.

"Nooch," Skizz smiles and quickly packs up his sniper. "Does Etho need any help with his targets?" "Uh, let me ask." Skizz keeps packing as he hears Impulse turn his chair. "How you two doing?" Impulse says, barely being picked up by his mic. Theirs talking as tango replies but nothing can be made out. "Ok got it" Impulse's voice rises as he turns back to his computer "You're all set to get to the extraction point etho just got his last mark" "All alrighty then see you soon dipple dop" Skizz starts silently walking to the extraction point where there's a car already waiting to take him and etho home.

It doesn't take long to get to the truck, and it takes even less time for Etho to show up; Skizz gives a small wave as he and Etho put their weapons in the trunk. Skizz takes the driver's seat as Etho gets in the shotgun. Skizz turns the key and starts the drive back. "Sooo I was thinking"

"No" etho immediately says his voice even as always.

"You don't even know what im gonna say"

"Yeah I do"

"Nu-uh"

"Ok then ask your question"

"Thank you, as I was saying I was thinking we should stop for pi~"

"No" etho says cutting him off the smallest hint of enjoyment in his eye.

"Why not" skizz wines

"Because we had pizza two days ago" impulse cuts in over the microphone

"I forgot you could still hear us," Skizz says with a bit of a jump.

"Sometimes I wish I couldn't," impulse says pretending to sound bored.

"HEY" skizz says seeing etho smiling under his mask.

"Is Skizz asking for takeout again?" Tango asks, coming through the impulse mic, and impulse makes a small noise of confirmation.

Tango sighs. "Give that to me," he says as the sound of impulse mic and headset is taking off and passing to Tango. "Skizz listen, we have to stop eating out every other day, we're going to go broke"

"No, we're not," Skizz scuffs in reply.

"If you really want to eat out we can, but your paying"

"Come on man," etho and impuse start to snicker. "You all suck"

"Hey," Impulse says as his mic is handed back to him. "You could always request a transfer "

"No way, you all are stuck with the skizz till the end, team ties for life" he can see etho playfully rolling his eyes as impulse sighs, getting back to what he was doing as skizz continues to drive back home another successful mission under their belt.

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Hermitcraft species headcanons. It's also really obvious which hermits I watch

Grian- watcher/parrot avatar: has watcher powers but only uses them in an emergency, has big parrot wings, bird legs, and feet. He does perch on other hermits, his favorites being Mumbo, scar, gem, impulse, and Skizz (so Magic Mountain minus Joel because he will go limp on purpose). He also sometimes will randomly swoop in, land on a hermit, and take off hard to knock them off balance, his favorite victims being Scar, Joel, and Doc. He has tried to knock Mumbo off but can never get him to fall over for some reason.

Skizz-angle of justice/laughter: has a full angel form. Some of his scars are actually closed eyes. Any sword he welds gets fire aspect until he puts it down. His normal form has a pair of wings and a halo, if he gets overly emotional(stressed, angry, happy, etc) he will gain two more sets of wings, and the halo will become tilted and another one will appear overlapping in front of his eyes(he can still see clear as day) this is not his true form, the only one who has seen his true form is impulse.

Impulsesv-demon: demon of ambition, semi-fireproof but not much. Has a full demon form. Much like Skizz, he has the form he presents most of the time, and when he feels strong emotions, his looks become more demonic. For his every day, he has two small horns on his forehead that go from his normal skin tone to an ashy black and a forked tail that has the same effect. His wings are like bat wings and have small yellow talens on the ends. For his more demonic look, his horns get bigger, his eyes will start to glow, his teeth will become too big to fit in his mouth, and when his tail strikes the ground, it creates sparks. Also, like Skizz, this is not his true form, and Skizz is the only one to have seen it.

Gem-shapeshifter: the main form is a humanoid with deer antlers, usually with flowers and vines woven in.

Scar-vex: made a deal with the vex and became one. His normal form is a human, but if he gets angry, which is rare, his skin turns blue. He can also summon vex wings and can turn into 1-3 small vexes, can only walk through walls and fly when he is in either vex form.

Mumbo-vampier bat/part watcher: can shift to and from bat form but rarely does it mostly because he forgets he can. Gained the watcher part after eating grians soul back in season 8.

Joel- meat-eating pixie hybrid: has sharp teeth for tearing into meat and can shift from his human size to pixie size.

Tango- blaze: fully fireproof, arms are disconnected, but that is usually hidden with his shirt/hoodie, has blaze rods floating around his head and will sometimes use them if he needs one and will give them to other hermits if they ask.

Pearl- moth: has moth wings and antennas. Every once in a while a hermit will find them staring at a light and have to drag them away

Etho- arctic fox: can freely shift from human to fox form and will use this power exclusively to prank people. In human form, he has fox ears and a tail.

False- eagle avatar: has eagle wings,

Ren- dog: on a full moon, he will turn into a full dog, but like a Minecraft dog (zed makes sure to stay inside during full moons because of this), he can also shift into a dog outside of the full moon with the bonus of still being in control. He is allergic to things dogs can't eat, like chocolate, but they just give him a stomach ache, so he sometimes just eats the stuff anyway. In his human form, he has dog ears and a very fluffy tail. If a hermit throws a stick or something around, no matter what state he is in, he will chase it.

Cleo- zombie: sometimes they have to sew their limbs back on, and for whatever reason they can't do it, they will get Joe to do it; other hermits are allowed, but Joe does the best Joe and has fun, colorful thread.

Beef- long-horned cow/bull: has long bull horns that make it annoying to go through doors sometimes.

Xsuma/evil X- void walker: although he technically can breathe the air in the overworld, it is a lot harder, so he wears the suit to help him breathe with the added bonus of having it temper regularly because the end is a lot colder than the overworld.

Hypno- wasp: wasp :)

Cub- vex: was born a vex. They had the same vex features as Scar with the same mechanics.

Doc- creeper/goat/cyborg: doc started as just a normal creeper hybrid, but then he had his arm ripped off, so he made himself a new one with some perks, of course. Then he lost his eye, so he replaced that, and then he just kept going. He now has goat horns, a robotic spine, and butterfly wings, along with countless other modifications. Now, it's not the changes that Doc made to himself that freak the hermits out; most of the hermits think it's really cool, but the fact that no one can figure out how the hell he did it. Replacing an arm by yourself is one thing but a spine. A SPINE DOC. It wasn't even necessary he just did it.

Joe-???: nobody knows what Joe is; everyone just knows he is not human. The most common theory is that he is a ghost, but due to the nature of Joe Hill, nobody is sure. It certainly doesn't help that he keeps saying he is from a place called Nashville, Tennessee, and the hermits can't figure out if it's a server name or a dimension or whatever; most of them have just given up on trying to understand Joe Hills and just accept whatever he is.

Xb- guardian: elder guardian hybrid, has retractable gills and a tail.

Keralis- ethereal being: whatever he is it is not human for one and two, has been here long before the universe formed

Zedaph- sheep: normal sheep hybrid, can be nametag _jeb, but the person who does this will end up with various zany redstone contraptions that may or may not be lethal

Wels- falcon: has falcon wings

Jevin- slime: blue slime

Bdubs- mossy glare: he's solar-powered.