Image by... wait, @punk-a-cat? You made your own submission? :D
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I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)
Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.
Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.
The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.
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wearing that sack must be so unfortunate for our adhd queen, who literally cannot exist without resting his hands on his belt and gun. keeping his arms flat against his body for longer than two seconds is cruel and unusual punishment 😢
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October 31st November 1st
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All the bitches who were monster high fans as children are now gay
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going to see bruce tmrw and then maybe i'll feel like a normal person again
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I’m convinced the only reason Kyle hired Party Down to cater his event is because it was the only way he could get Roman to attend
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