#dashbert

[undeadgayboynes]

[kaptainandy]

the dashbert dynamic has a choke hold on me for many reasons, but a big one is the visual representation that lives in my head is just

like go herbert you're literally this meme

[alxlxlx]

i have so many. so many reanimator pieces cooking up in the kitchen. here are some of my finished pieces/doodles though ^_^ thanks to everyone who had given me drawing ideas, i'm still workin on some but if you wanna request some reani drawing ideas, feel free to throw it into my inbox !!!

[theoldkyokodied]

also something something dashbert but in the possibly funniest way you could ship them ("i had something with you bc you look similar enough to my ex who sold me out, but you ruin it everytime you open your mouth and now you won't leave me alone bc you think it's funny to annoy me"... and they are all trans... t4tvst type beat)

everything ashbert goes out to my friend averiel and the danash kiss specifically was drawn bc of raptor, thank you besties for having unhinged fun with me <3

[mr-e-nigma]

Every couple needs one Talking Heads spouse and one Oingo Boingo spouse. And their shared DEVO side piece.

[faggotwalkwithme]

idk

[my-little-wraithlings]

Now that I've graduated and have a tiny bit more time, I think it's time to hopefully draw some Dashbert (I really hate that ship name, god). Also need to work on Queer Chemistry. So, I spent last night relaxing and drawing refs for myself.

[horror-homosexual]

Alright yall

[m00nstorm]

One of the reasons I really love the idea of Dashbert is because Dan is just stuck with having two chaotic boyfriends. He'll just be trying to relax, maybe have a self-care day, and the next thing he knows one or both of them raised the dead again. Herbert is just being Herbert, and Ash is being a himbo, but it probably doesn't help that Dan can also be a himbo.

Basically, it'd be like this:

[biibopping]

dashbert is so funny im kind of obsessed right now

[depraved-lunatic]

Woke up this morning feeling super fucking horny. Thats halloween for you. Started off my morning right by reading an awesome dashbert fic. Now im going to go be a slut and eat candy.

[undeadgayboynes]

[kaptainandy]

when you're too socially awkward to be the ash and too outwardly unhinged to be the dan you gotta accept that your gay ass is the herbert

[alxlxlx]

i finally finished army of darkness after putting it off for months

[raydioactivegeorg]

reading dashbert fic in class i don’t give a car e

[mr-e-nigma]

Ash knows Herbert in ways that Dan doesn’t. Ash has been on wild adventures with Herbert that Dan wasn’t present for. He’s been the one there, purely by coincidence, when Herbert and Dan were taking breaks from each other and Herbert ended up messing with the Necronomicon.

Sometimes, Ash will mention something in a joking or teasing tone, and Herbert will roll his eyes and/or respond deridingly. But Dan will have no idea what Ash is talking about, and he knows that Herbert does, and he hates that. More than the disturbing nature of Ash’s anecdotes, Dan cares about his own unfamiliarity with them. It makes him feel like an outsider in his own home, his own damn relationship.

Ash and Herbert have matching scars, some physical, some psychological. They both avoid mirrors, rushing past them when they can, always staying further than arm’s length away. There’s similar burns on their arms, from being grazed by a ray-gun while they were stuck in the future. But, Herbert still has scars specific to his time spent with Dan. He’s still edgy around cats, reanimated or not. He still has that burn above his right eye from Dr. Hill’s laser drill. Dan is still inextricably a part of Herbert. But so is Ash.