#dashbert

[red-cicada]

dashbert... dan, ash, herbert... oh how you've taken over my mind

also you can tell I did NOT want to finish that first page lol. idk what happened, I mean I like it I just didn't want to finish it lol.

!! ko-fi !!

[undeadgayboynes]

[boomstickbvtcher]

is this anything dashbert shippers

[hubriswest]

if ash were asked to join the danbert polycule he would decline out of concern for his personal wellbeing

[imperfect-thinker]

We’ve decided to lock the Dashbert story on AO3 so that only registered users can read it due to the AI scraping that occurred over the last week.

We deeply apologize if this is an inconvenience to anyone who is a guest reader and I hope we can unlock it soon but for the safety of our work we had no choice for the time being.

I highly recommend locking down your fics as well as everything with the number in the url before it says “chapters” less than 62,300,000 was scraped. 

-The Collective (the writers)

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: Smart trans man (Herbert) has to deal with two himbos, one also being a trans man (Ash), Dan has to deal with his boyfriends causing chaos by raising the dead again. Dan just wants to rest and have a normal life

[kaptainandy]

the dashbert dynamic has a choke hold on me for many reasons, but a big one is the visual representation that lives in my head is just

like go herbert you're literally this meme

[eldritch-bf]

Ash as Herbert’s former friend and fuckbuddy dropping by bc he’s hunting Dedites in Arkham and needs a place to stay and Herbert reluctantly agrees. Dan still hasn’t Gotten Over himself so he and Herbert are still roommates with Too Much Sexual Tension, which Ash can obviously sus out. Ash is still his usual flirty self and Dan is very confused and mad and confused about why he’s mad that this hot muscular guy with scars and a metal hand is flirting with his roommate and why his roommate is like. tolerating it?? even giggling sometimes? sighing in fond exasperation? smiling half lidded at him? and they have jokes and memories together that they mention in passing and won’t explain to him??

Ash realizes the two of them are in fact not fucking when he talks to Dan alone he’s like “you’re seriously not hitting that” and Dan “why the fuck would I hit that have you met him he’s so aggravating” and Ash goes “well yeah but when Herbie is getting fucked on the reg he’s much less stressed and way easier to manage I’ll show you” he leaves Dan hidden out of sight to watch as Herbert emerges and Ash pounces on him starts kissing him rucking his shirt up pinning him against a wall biting his neck the whole time Herbert is gasping panting whining and Dan is watching fucking rock hard and all the blood must be out of his brain bc he emerges from his hiding spot and Herbert doesn’t even realize he’s there until he feels a second set of lips on his throat and it’s a really good thing he has two hands one to fist in each one of their hair.

[alxlxlx]

i have so many. so many reanimator pieces cooking up in the kitchen. here are some of my finished pieces/doodles though ^_^ thanks to everyone who had given me drawing ideas, i'm still workin on some but if you wanna request some reani drawing ideas, feel free to throw it into my inbox !!!

[faggotwalkwithme]

i made a stupid little quiz

[biibopping]

dashbert is so funny im kind of obsessed right now

[undeadgayboynes]

[granma-sweetie]

reading dashbert fic in class i don’t give a car e

[depraved-lunatic]

Woke up this morning feeling super fucking horny. Thats halloween for you. Started off my morning right by reading an awesome dashbert fic. Now im going to go be a slut and eat candy.

[imperfect-thinker]

“Love is More Than the Sum of its Parts” + merch drop ;)

Chapter 3, “First Impressions Are Everything” is out now!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64197457/chapters/168936478

Dan attempts to de-escalate the situation while Herbert, even though gravely injured, continues to poke the bear that is this strange man in their basement.

@kandikillr @mysticprizmmoon

REMINDER: this, and all my other works are set to “registered users only” in order to add some layer of protection against AI scraping.

AND HEY! YOU THERE! You like these characters? You want merch? Well one of our authors, @mysticprizmmoon just released some! Here's the link!

[kaptainandy]

when you're too socially awkward to be the ash and too outwardly unhinged to be the dan you gotta accept that your gay ass is the herbert