#delulu time

[naneun-no]

From my drafts so it’s late but:

Today’s delulu thought is that Standing Next to You has too many lyrical coincidences to not be about Jimin.

🫣 I SAID IT WAS DELUSIONAL OKAY

You are free to disagree. You probably should 🤣

I mean we know it wasn’t written by Jung Kook but obviously the version he recorded was arranged with and for JK, and “leave your body golden” can’t be a coincidence right? Like it’s the whole ass album name, plus a word that carries connotations of JK himself, which the ppl who worked with him on Seven must have known.

So if that wasn’t a coincidence… then what about:

1. “How we left and right is something we control” — a callback to both Left and Right by CP feat JK, but also a nod to Butter, a massive BTS hit and a song that he performs alongside his boyfie bestie JM.

2. “When it’s deep like DNA, something they can’t take away” — a callback to another massive BTS hit, interesting. And *delulu warning* also reminds me of JM and JK’s extreme similarities that they themselves have referred to before?? They’re wired the same, they have the same sense of humor, they live and breathe for the same shit and even though they have some very key differences, they really do seem like twin flames (even if you just see it as platonic). They are similar in ways that seem braided into the fibers of their being. Like, in their DNA 🧬 some may say. *delulu warning #2* I’m also reminded of Jimin’s Letter lyrics: “After all this time has passed will we still be the same? Just like we were when we first met.”

Also, “something they can’t take away” is an interesting turn of phrase… more on that later.

3. Okay the real meaty part:

Screaming I’ll testify that we'll survive the test of time, they can't deny our love. They can't divide us, we'll survive the test of time I promise I'll be right here

[I seriously can’t believe how closeted-couple-coded this song is]

First off, again with the Letter lyrics mirrored here with the “test of time.” Then it’s got all this drama about being ripped apart and how it won’t happen and how they’ll be next to each other no matter what and that they have “something they can’t take away.”

Not only does all that line up with other Letter lyrics, but it is so goddamn dramatic and for what?

Be for real, what straight couple in this day and age would have this much working against them?? The only possible explanations are: 1) within the fantasy world of a song I suppose this could be some sort of Romeo and Juliet/West Side Story motif, and to be fair the music video did have a kind of rival gang/crime family look to it? Sort of? With the men fighting below the stage? Idk. Or it could be 2) the fact that idols do in fact often have to hide even their straight relationships, which is wild to me. But I know it’s a thing, so. I suppose there’s that. JK doesn’t seem the type though honestly. I think he’d be even more open about it than V.

On the other hand, the lyrics seem SO fit for a couple who are a) queer, b) closeted, c) currently in/about to be in a legislatively homophobic military and country (am I saying that right? Lol) and d) internationally famous pop idols in the SAME BAND who are both widely regarded as heterosexual sex symbols and would be shunned by many people in their homeland AND internationally if their queerness were to be revealed, much less if they were truly an item and THAT news broke.

Whew. That was a lot but like… that would be a real example of a relationship that would be VERY threatened by outside forces plotting against them and trying to separate them. Not JK and a hot blonde model, not him and a Korean actress, not basically any other scenario but a queer relationship.

Idk I know he didn’t write it but like ??? What the hell is that theme? I’m dying to get inside the mind of the people who DID write it, because are they or are they jikookers at this point like?!

4. Just for fun I’ll also point out the “leave your body golden like the sun and moon” 😏 like. Okay. At this point the songwriters are watching Jikook compilations, drooling over @slaaverin edits like convince me they’re not. CONVINCE ME.

5. “Deeper than the rain”?! “The pain”?! Alright I’m not even serious at this point but ??? Rainy day fight 🌧️?!?! 🤣🤣

6. “Standing next to you” oh you mean like… for 18 months? In a companion enlistment program? Like that?

Alright alright I’m done but you get my point. What even is this song if not an anthem of jikookery?! It’s more on-the-nose than Letter, more sneaky than Still With You. It wasn’t written by JK but at this point I’m calling that the songwriters are as delulu as me.

Hope y’all are well. If you made it to the end of this thank you for donning your tinfoil hat with me and I hope you at least got a giggle.

✌️

[willgrahamscock]

So cool that Finland won!!!!!! Stream Cha Cha Cha!

[marrissacooper]

wyler playlist  → demons by imagine dragons

When you feel my heat, look into my eyes It's where my demons hide

[aithusarosekiller]

Okay I'm being insane again

Extremely unlikely theory time!!

Furfur is the (metaphorical) rainstorm in episode 4

So we all know this:

And how it ties in with this:

Well I think that THIS is very similar despite there being no physical storm to shelter from- because I believe that Furfur's meddling was supposed to BE the storm:

I know that a lot of GO demons and angels aren't portrayed as a perfect translation of who they're based on (we can see below that Furfur was brought down a few ranks for the show...which makes me wonder why they chose him instead of making a new demon or smth...)

but I just find it kind of funny that the demon they chose to turn into the character whose role is to come along and meddle with A+C's lives -eventually forcing them to look at each other along the barrel of the rifle as they stood under the stage together and quite possibly realised just how deep their feelings were- is described as this:

I have managed to convince myself that Furfur is Episode four's rainstorm, leading up a defining moment in Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship.

The second the 'rainstorm' (Furfur and his miracle blocker) hits them, and Crowley is forced onto that stage with Az, he is seemingly hit right in the face with the knowledge that he cares about Aziraphale far too much to ever hurt him, similar to the trust in the previous three sheltering scenes and in line with Crowley's 'realise they were made for each other' line. They stood there together, Crowley trying to keep aziraphale safe, while a storm was raging around them, while also having that large revelation about their rs and his own feelings.

I think the 'realise they were made for each other' moment Crowley seems so certain about happened for him in 1941 because that was probably the exact thought he had when he looked across the stage at Aziraphale's pleading face, knowing that he didn't want to shoot but still going on to do it just because Az was dead set on doing the trick

He did it because aziraphale wanted him to, because he couldn't say no to him, and he realised that he felt that he was *made* for him

(Which is all then closely followed up by the two of them seeing Furfur off and going on to have a very romantic candlelit drink together, and a conversation about trust and the whole 'shades of grey' business which I will not joke about rn)

Anyway, I know this is almost definitely just me connecting dots that were never meant to be connected but theorising is fun!!

[dokuvu]

⚔️👒

This is just an internal thought I had some time ago but I wanted to share it anyway.

I think it's common knowledge that most pairings are usually given something to represent both characters as well as their ship (an object, an animal, a letter, etc.), this applies equally with ZoLu. But something I love is that the most popular combination is represented by ⚔️ and 👒. As we know, both are the most valuable objects of each character. Besides that it is also a parallelism between the two, since these objects are attached to a promise they made to someone they admired very much. Bonus, it has been seen a couple of times that they entrust said objects to each other, e.g. Zoro taking care of his captain's hat when he goes to fight

or the scene of Luffy taking care of Zoro's sword in the Live Action.

Anyway, I thought it was very cute that they symbolized them in that way n__n

[tr3ntaa]

Darwin with his wife's name on his boots ❤️

[mrs-monaghan]

unless it’s on dispatch then it’s not real:/ hope to be proved wrong but..

Who told u that? Dispatch are not the only ones who go live when members are travelling. U know this, yes? So what you should say is; until tomorrow comes and I see them with my own eyes, I won't believe it.

And I won't blame u. Its good to be skeptical. I can't relate, of course. I don't care about backlash and people saying "I told you so" but, I admire people like u, anon. Stay strong ✊🏽

Personally, I expected them to take a trip before enlisting. I just did not expect it to be broadcasted. Thats the part that's a surprise to me.

All i know is there has been alot of buzz about this Jikook Tokyo trip for a while now. And for some reason B&W is at the restaurant

Once upon a time when Jimin was in the US, something similar happened to JK. All these flight channels started posting about JK flying to the US. Dispatch didn't. Then as if it never happened the lives were taken down never to be spoken of again. Then suddenly there was chatter about Jikook getting spotted in the US. We never got the proof. But there was chatter.

Anon, idk about dispatch or no dispatch, idk about them not showing up tomorrow. I just know it is happening. Kekekekekekeke

[ankittyxo]

[azereus]

Sometimes the only thing someone needs is to bite Gaz's you're favorite's arm because you have sharp teeth and want to bite someone as a sign of affection

Like. C'mere bbg lemme bite the shit outta your arm

[liv-cole]

I showed this picture to my sister and she said: " is he in his Måneskin era?" 🫠🫠

[notoriousbeb]

Like, I know in my heart this is probably bullshit, but I’m still crossing my fingers and my toes for Harry to show up during Style in Santa Clara on July 28th or 29th.

Come on, universe. Just gimme.

[archlovesvmin]

FRI(END)S Short Film_

I cannot tell if it's good or bad and it's killing me.

A few points-

1. The red string of fate literally in the cover.

2. "The relationship that becomes eternal." (Which is good news, but can also mean friends which was the ost of The Eternals.)

3. Friends in the petri dish? Blue mold? Penicillin-ssi?

4. Small hands. Need I say more?

[equinox-86]

DF and VC arrived.

[missstarry-sky-blog]

uncanny bbygurl is cool, but hear me out bestie: uncanny vash x uncanny s/o

(maybe there's already content about it, but i can't find it)

Ok so, we all know that wolfwood had to go through experiments to became what he is, so i thought to make this s/o also had to (or at least something similar)

All the gang (i mean, wolfwood, livio, elendira, etc, including the reader) are freaks that were made in a shaddy lab

Vash and Nai were made by Rem as a new life form (with love and care, obviusly). They want to help all these "altered people" and figure out a way to live happily along the world again, with our two main monsters falling for each other.

(Ugly draw with my oc, so you can get the picture, she can stretch her limbs, like spinel or mommy long legs)

Sorry for bad english, it's not my first lenguage

[i-quack-about-lucifo]

Uuuhhhhh uuuhmmmm coping 👍

[almightaylor]

I would never survive a firstprince makeout scene it would immediately put me into a cardiac arrest I promise