#demiromantic king shit

[metukika]

he was feeling brave

[mythvoiced]

-. About Eren's connections and whom I personally believed Eren had felt the closest to and whom he might have grown closest to in the healthiest way given the opportunity to do so aka none of the fking story happening lmao. PART 1 because there are loadsa characters and I love doing this, I LOVE LOVE LOVE--

This is NOT SHIPPING RELATED, I don't have anything against shipping (within legal and moral frames), but this post just isn't about that.

Reiner - That Eren idolised Reiner to some small extent is basically confirmed via his reaction to the Reveal, Reiner was a cool not-older-but-older-seeming kid whom Eren looked up to; his brotherly, protective demeanour and the absolute Himbo-ness of his attitude captivated Eren in a way, made him feel (and sometimes even act) like that fricking Spider-man meme. Large puppy dog eyes, 'this guy is so cool!', getting his heart broken by that Reveal absolutely annihilated my heart. That was his guy, his bro, the target of his starry-eyed gaze, dammit Reiner. (I said not shipping related, but I do sometimes like to believe Eren had a crush on this silly-ass goon)

Jean - Do not even look at me, if you've heard me go off about AoT before, chances are you know Jean is my favourite character and ALSO I believe him to be the... best character, as well, morally speaking. He's definitely the most genuine and humane, let me tell you that. But that's besides the point, one thing I am convinced of is that had Eren been given the opportunity to befriend Jean beyond the friendship we see on screen, if we'd gotten to have these two close enough that Eren would confide in Jean, none of the bullshit later down the line would have happened. Jean has the personality type that would get Eren to Stop™. He's honest, he's genuine, he's kind, he's highly intelligent, he cares So Much (I LOVE JEAN), and he's not going to treat you softly when you need some cold hard facts thrown your way. Jean & Eren could have been a fucking Tag Team, dammit. None would have done it like them. If you're seeing this in the tags, @g1gant is a phenomenal fucking Jean I violently recommend Nassy's portrayal, I'm kissing it.

Armin - Armin is Eren's canonical best friend, but part of me believes this friendship was initially born out of a subconscious desire to protect the other. In a way, I do believe these two are that Onion Headline of 'Best Friends Secretly Think Of The Other as Sidekick'. Eren & Armin both seem to believe the other needs them to get through life, which only implies a very firm perception they have of each other that doesn't allow for a lot of deviating from it. They're close, and Armin has a pretty solid understanding of some aspects of Eren's psyche, but I wouldn't say they know each other very deeply. I'd even go as far as saying Armin has a rational understanding of Eren, but his impression of him rules over any new realisations he might have been able to make. He assesses Eren the way he assesses most things.

Mikasa - I might get hate if I write anything here lmao (but I will if prompted, I love starting Mikasa-related shit)

Levi - Levi Ackerman's role in Eren's life is a fucking rabbit hole of fandom nonsense I will not allow myself to perish in, so I'll be quick: Levi is one of the many adults who judge Eren according to his purpose, his usefulness, and/or his threat level to the cause, and he's an ass to him, but he's one of the few adults who, once he's done assessing him, actually remembers he's talking to a kid, and for that he gets bonus points. Eren idolised him and meeting his idol and getting a reality check that deeply fucks with his parasocial relationship to him was good for his mental health, and I do believe adult Eren and Levi would have been good work partners, but... you know. Yeah, I think he's the best adult in Eren's life. But looking at the facts, it's like calling him the tallest dwarf, you know what I mean? Yeah. The adults in AoT suck ass oh god.

And that's all I got for now, I stopped everything I was doing because I couldn't stop thinking about this. Now I gotta go back to... doing things.

[tamryisk]

BroZone + Poppy & Viva headcanons!

I feel like infodumping about my headcanons for the crew so here they are!!!

Poppy:

Age: 23

Pronouns: she/her

Pansexual

Has ADHD (mainly attention deficit and hyperactivity)

She's Latina (Salvadorian, Mexican and Black)

More of a King Peppy hc but he's Salvadorian and Mexican, their mom is probably black and Mexican

Has Synesthesia (mainly being seeing color when others speak or when she hears noises)

Was a premature baby

Branch

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/him

Bisexual

Has autism

He's Black and Filipino

His common stims are flapping his hands and biting his lip

Has BPD (borderline personality disorder) due to his trauma from a young age

Had extensive singing training as a kiddo

Was nicknamed Twig cuz he was small as a baby

Quite fond of kids and finds them cute

Viva

Age: 28

Pronouns: She/they

Pansexual

Autistic and ADHD

She loves playing with people's hair, mainly Clay's

Calls Clay "Clayton" to mess with him/piss him off

Has a form of adjustment disorder and severe attachment issues (in the sense that she is constantly trying to keep those she loves in a place where she thinks is safe)

Has been singing since she could talk

Her first word was probably "music"

John Dory

Age: 45

Pronouns: He/him

Aromantic & asexual

Neurotypical

He feels forced to make sure he and his brother's are perfect just because he's the oldest

He doesn't like it when he's called bossy

Tends to speak a little too honestly (he's vv blunt)

Cares a lot for his brothers, especially Branch since he's the youngest

Not fond of kids, but loves his niece and nephews

Supports his gay brothers (Floyd and Branch) the best he can as an ace-aro (he's not interested in love but tries to for all of his brothers sake 😭 but they don't mind his disinterest)

Enjoys rap and pop music, maybe even hip-hop

Bruce

Age: 40

Pronouns: he/him

Demisexual

Neurotypical

He could rant about Brandi for ages, he loves her so much

Knows sign language because one of his kids are deaf (all the brothers know sign language mainly cuz branch was nonverbal for a while and spoke with sign)

Plays bass guitar

Clay

Age: 35

Pronouns: he/they

Asexual & demiromantic

QPP's with Viva

Doesn't understand why Floyd is emo 💀

Has OCD

He LOVES *NSYNC's music and had no idea Branch was the lead singer

Loves to crochet things for Viva and now he can make things for all of his brothers

AND FINALLY MY SECOND FAVORITE BROTHER!!!!

Floyd

Age: 30

Pronouns: he/him

HE IS GAY. PERIOD. he's also demisexual!

Nearly cried when Branch came out to him, didn't stop hugging him and telling him how proud he was of his little brother

Isn't too fond that Branch had vocal training at such a young age

Autistic

He's emo, he likes emo shit and he's an emo FREAK‼️‼️‼️ (he's silly tho)

Good friends with Veneer and visits him sometimes (he's kinda scared of Velvet)

Doesn't like being stereotyped as a typical gay man

Taught Branch how to walk and speak sign language before he taught the rest of his brothers how to speak ASL (American Sign Language)

That's all I got :33 fell free to share ur headcanons in the tags if you wanna!!!!!!

[vellichorom]

HATOFUL BOYFRIEND PRIDE HEADCANONS! ✨ a bit early in the year for it? NEVER !!!!

just a silly set that took WAY too long to do for being a blip of a thought this afternoon

USING SOME SPRITES FROM THE HATO PARABLE because my ass could NOT be asked to dedicate myself to editing on ties & accessories COUGH;;

( flag glossary / few extra details under the cut for anyone that doesn't recognize the flags or just wants to soak up every inch of this post; )

ryouta kawara - open to all pronouns // genderqueer / demiromantic / bi-curious; ( the dressing up + playing up femme characters really got him thinking... ) hiyoko tosaka - uses she/her primarily but anything goes // aroace / pansexual / genderqueer; ( she does not give a FUCK but if she HAD to label herself... wild & free... ) nageki fujishiro - he / they(?) // questioning; ( feels stifled as a ghost & likely forgoes thinking of anything like that, but in an AU where he lives, he's questioning a bit of everything; likely queer ) sakuya le bel shirogane - he / him // demiromantic / queer; ( he's not gotten that far to figure it all out yet, redemption comes first after all! probably into guys ??? ) okosan - he/him primarily but i don't think he cares // aroace; ( i admit i really didn't know what to give him but i don't think he gives a shit about romance OR gender, even if pudding wasn't his ultimate goal - & yet, okosan loves everyone! ) yuuya sakazaki - he/him // omniromantic / demromantic/sexual; ( a massive flirt toward anything that moves, but you're not getting dinner without him getting to know you some! ) kazuaki nanaki - he/him // queer / demiromantic/sexual; ( romance & beyond is the Furthest from his mind at any given time (( like most here )), but hey ) shuu iwamine - he/him // homosexual / aroace; ( this is possibly buried beneath emotional setback after emotional setback, buried underneath research first & foremost ) anghel higure - he/it but he probably goes by all KINDS of pronouns & genders, especially holy ones but... / unlabelled; ( bisexual energy, but i can't begin to summarize all of that in any one label & he DEFINITELY couldn't, so we won't! ) azami koshiba - she/her // pansexual / demiromantic/sexual; ( recently realized pre-love ★ blaster! congratulations azami! ) rabu/hosokawa blaster ★ - he/him // bisexual; ( ALSO recently realized pre-love ★ blaster, during his parting from azami; whoopee! ) kenzaburou urushihara - he/him // homosexual; ( ready to form his own coffee shop au at any given time /silly ) tohri nishikikiouji - he/him // demiromantic/sexual / queer; ( the gayest possible man alive, & yet... still figuring a few things out; ) ryuuji kawara - he/him // bisexual / aromantic; ( he's just. do you understand me. & the bastard died before he could resolve anything this revelation sparked, ) miru & kaku - they/them(???) // christmasgender &/or agender; ( i'm right ) the king - he/him & probably king/kingself pronouns lbr // homosexual; ( moreso explored in another life... but i had to include him for the sake of prohibiting bigger spoilers; ) leone JB - he/him // unlabelled or aroace; ( ESPECIALLY could not care less about any of it, & maybe aroace wasn't the right flag to put here but i feel it also holds true; ) mino ichijou - he/him // homosexual; ( to the one other mino enjoyer out there, isn't he so very gay to you as he is me. gives me hopeless romantic vibes as well; )

[getosbf]

I saw some people talking about yuumori character sexualities and just wanted to add my own headcanons <33

Sherlock: see now, we all know sherlock has been explicitly stating his... Repulsion (yes, not "oh im not attracted to them" straight up repulsion at the thought of being in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with them)

And im not saying sherlock is misogynistic. He has been seen very happily helping women with their cases. And might i add that on the Noahtic, while everyone was prancing around with a lady on his arm, sherlock was standing in the corner. Even though he was also with ladies he was CLEARLY in it only for their appreciation of him. Because you see, Sherlock is a clever man. He saw these bunch of women who had no one to dance with and was aware that they would be head over heels for his skills. And he was probably sent to the Noahtic by mycroft, so why not pass some time and get some praise?

But as soon as he met Liam he felt an instant obsession connection. Not necessarily romantic, but this is where that japanese feeling that i forgot the name of comes in. The feeling of meeting someone and instantly knowing that while you dont feel anything now, you could potentially be dynamic (is that the correct word, for sherliam i think it is)

And as i said and will say again, sherlock is a clever man. Of course he's not gonna sit around sexually frustrated, when he can easily use his charms and skills to find the right people. But as per literally canon, until he met Liam he didnt feel romantic (that comes later though, first was obsession) "attraction".

Conclusion? Gay demiromantic.

William: now while william never had a "repulsion" to women, I'd say he quite literally has a repulsion to any idea of a romantic relationship at all. He looked at london and got his "lemme fix that" hyperfixation game so heavy that he forgot he was alive most of the times. That man falls asleep on random occasions at literally anywhere at any time because he avoids sleep for his plans. Do you expect him to have any sort of romantic or sexual relationship? No, sir.

Then waltzes in Sherlock. Like i said, instant obsession. Though for William, that japanese feeling never came. While he was always hoping for a different reality where he and sherlock could be together, he never acknowledged his feelings enough to let himself feel something.

But talking about sexual attraction, while i do firmly believe Liam doesnt feel it for the better part of his life, he did start to feel some things a while after meeting sherlock. He fucking KNEW what he was doing with that "catch me if you can, mr holmes~" I think it surprised him too, all this strange emotions trickling in slowly after years of not feeling anything.

Conclusion? Demisexual AND demiromantic.

John: thought he was straight, but you all have seen his reaction to irene when they dressed up as the king of bohamia right? I'd say bisexual, but he's still learning to embrace that part of his identity. And even when he does embrace it, i dont think he's gonna do anything about it. Cuz like cmon, its 19th century London. Do you think he'll damn himself by loving a man when he is capable of what most people like him are not (to love someone of the opposite gender)? But I DO think he had a crush on louis for a while but i think that just for shits and giggles hehe

Louis: aroace. No questions asked. He loves in a very... Devotional way. Like liam and possibly albert, he has an unbreakable attachment to them. His love for their found family? He is soooo aro ace coded.

Albert: wineromantic. bisexual disaster.

Moran: pansexual just cuz. He loves his women but he has had something with albert and possibly james that is simply not heterosexual. And he was in the army cmon if there's a hole there's a goal

James: pansexual BECAUSE, hear me out, he had known this since he was a teenager. Which is why it took him until he got to Moriarty's to realise he actually wants to be a man. He had known men love him, so he was styling his hair and wearing tight corsets. He had known women loved him, so he was putting on disguises to kiss and snog. I think he was just so comfortable in his identity he never felt the need to be the opposite gender. But he was and, well, we're happy for our boy.

Fred: ace, maybe demi, and genderfluid. I might be projecting on the genderfluid part here but can you blame me? He/they pronouns.

Jack: he's above such measly attractions (idk maybe he was young he could have had something but idk anything while looking at him now)

Mycroft: gay gay homosexual gay. No straight man spends 30 minutes every morning putting pomade in his hair (hiding a part of your identity, already? Huh myckey?)

Miss hudson: straight because she didn't feel any (okay maybe somewhat) attraction to irene but when she met JAMES ouahahahaha

Herder: married to the grind 💪💪💪 making love to the game 💯💯💯 he only loves one thing and thats his craft 🔥🔥🔥

Just kidding he definitely has something gay going on

Billy: he has some WAY GAYER going on. Have never seen him interact with women (how gay) so i can't say much but he definitely gives bi/leaning on gay vibes

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Random Harvey Headcanons

Its beginning to look a lot like I’ve fallen for the dorky doctor. How long does it take for me to have a thing for the holy trinity of dilfs (give me another week) enjoy!

Content warning: nsfw at the bottom MINORS DNI

-Harvey was not a very popular person in school. He always rocked his dorky glasses and even had braces back then. His fascination for aeroplanes didn’t make him any more likeable amongst his peers. Poor baby, but it made him have an even better personality (and looks, that stache is exquisit)

-Harvey’s social life began to get better in college when he got rid of his braces and was amongst (relatively) like-minded people. He was still one of the quieter, reserved students there, but he still got invited to some hangouts and found friends

-He had his first kiss with another man at one of the college parties. It was during a “spin the bottle” type game. A lot of alcohol was involved, otherwise Harvey wouldn’t have participated in something so promiscuous (he’s shy and well…hadn’t had his first kiss till he was 20, he isn’t exactly flirty)

-The kiss was meant to be for shits and giggles and of course Harvey was well aware of that…but no one knew that it a.) was his first kiss and b.) would awaken a gay/bisexual panic within him. Harvey had a weird crush on that random guy for 5 weeks after that lmfao

-Harvey is a demiromantic/sexual king 👑 that’s why he hasn’t dated a lot in his life. It’s not that he didn’t want a partner, he just hadn’t found many that he shared a strong platonic bond with in order to build a romantic relationship around it. There was one more serious relationship in between the failed dating attempts, but the love of his life is the farmer

-He is highly intelligent. We all know that he isn’t stupid, the man is a doctor, but he has an above-average IQ which also isolated him further from peers as a kid. He had a deeper understanding of his surroundings which his peers lacked at that age, so he never found common ground with them. Maybe one of the reasons why he’s still a bit socially awkward at times

-Maru reminds him of himself in a way and that’s why he developed a mild crush on her. He feels understood by her, though their personalities aren’t exactly alike, but her fascination for science and the desire to learn more about it makes him feel validated in his love for his own hobby.

-Harvey is a closet perv😮‍💨 yeah that’s right, the socially awkward mess of a doctor isn’t himself when he’s with a partner. He loves to whisper risky remarks to them and has a weakness for heavy make-out sessions. He isn’t like that when he is partner-less, but once his demisexuality lets him develop feelings for someone else, oooohh brother…he’s in it deep (if you let him, sure )

-Harvey has always been curious about gay sex. He has never dated a man before, though he would have loved to, so it peaked his interest in those moments where he was alone with himself, feeling a bit lonely and in the mood. He knows that watching porn isn’t exactly healthy for the brain, but he couldn’t resist to at least search up erotic audio recordings of men guiding him through his solo-sessions every once in a while

[astarab1aze]

➥ Thousand-Head Hydra

⸻Technical Information. // Face, Voice, etc.

01. Faceclaim. Satoru Gojo  [ Jujutsu Kaisen ] 04. Voice Claim. Kaiji Tang

⸻Profile Information. // Name, Age, etc.

01. Name. Unknown; Referred to in myths as Thousand-Head Hydra / Hand of God 02. Alias. Hydre Blanglas, Hydra   [ 'Hydra White-Ice' ; he's not very creative ] 03. Sex. Male 04. Gender. Male  05. Age. Unknown [ Thousands+ ; Youngest son of the Worldeater ] 06. Birth Date. November 13th   [ Scorpio ] 07. Blood Type. Sub-type Unknown, presumed HAO- [ Sapphiric Ichor ] 08. Race. Divine Hydra, Sunjatti by ethnicity. 09. Marital Status. Single   [ Multiship ] 10. Orientation. Demiromantic   [ Pansexual / no preference ] 11. Residence. Formerly, in the Gardens of Oblivion, the Hellplane, within the cosmic weave of the Worldeater's constellation ; Formerly, in his mortal life, the ancient Sunjatti city of Miraglas, of which no remnants remain  

⸻Physical Information. // Body, Equipment, Family, etc.

12. Physical Description. Hydre, in his anthromorphic humanoid form, is about 6'10". Tall, toned and defined, sporting a head of short, messy white hair with a slight bluish tint. Soft to the touch, but windblown and wild. His eyes are piercing, wide, expressive, framed by long, bluish-white lashes - striking prismatic blue in color; Impenetrable, unreadable, devoid of emotion despite his range of expressions - he generally keeps them covered by black cloth, not for any special reason but for the aesthetic. His skin is pale ivory in tone and riddled with iridescent white-blue scales, particularly in bonier areas (spine, nape, collarbones, jaw hinges, cheekbones, wrists, elbows, knuckles), with some accent spikes of varyingly short lengths (elbows, cheekbones) in matching his skin tone. He has a single scar looping around his neck caused by beheading, jagged and still-puffy even after a thousand years of slumbering among the stars.

His glacial hydra form is titanic in size, thick and muscular-bodied, covered in impenetrable bluish scales; Each head bears a fierce and vicious expression, many rows of spikes covering his body from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. Snow and ice naturally collect underneath his scales, secreted by hydroproduction glands all throughout his body. His blood is caustic and rich cobalt in color, wildly deadly to all living and spiritual beings. His body is built for long-term submersion in unimaginably frigid waters and the vacuum of space. His stomach acid is effectively a thousand times stronger than hydrochloric acid.

13. Equipment. Not applicable ; He has no need - he sort of is the equipment. 14. Occupation. The Hand of God, he who sows destruction so that the Worldeater may devour, he who ends so another may begin ; He is one of the Worldeater's many offspring and far from favorite, but given the responsibility of carrying out His will on the physical plain, naturally dispositioned to do so. 15. Job Performance. Terror ; There's a reason the Worldeater chose him for this over Versus, thousands of years ago on the day of his birth. 16. Parents. Nocturne, the Worldeater, Endbringer, the primordial outer god of cyclical destruction and rebirth ; Considered to be the most powerful and furthest reaching of all outer gods, king of demons, dragons, and reptilian nightfolk, and feared as the god of them all. 17. Siblings. Much and many, but none he gives a shit about ; He has one even he wouldn't wish on his worst enemy, a sister by the name of Versus - he finds her abhorrent in every way and would be quite happy to kill her again, given the chance.

⸻Personality Information. // Likes, Strengths, etc.

18. Likes. Snow, hydrangeas, napping, techno music, ghost stories, whatever the hell cellphones are, dancing, public transportation, scarbuncle cheese, modern pastries, beholder meat, fish, crocodingos, beholders in general, ice, rain, being in or around bodies of moving water, seaglass, early morning, styxies, recycling, mint chocolate ice cream, sulphur, dead silence, etc. 19. Dislikes. Nocturne, Versus, all of his other siblings too, humanity, nightfolk, weak and non-magic users, liars, picky eaters, whiners, high-pitched noises, chewing sounds, getting dirty, pickles, leeches, mooches, spiders, flies, fire-based magic users, boredom, people who are incapable of even accepting the truth, anything he can't eat, summer time, milk, etc. 

20. Positive Traits. Adaptive. Unwavering. Decisive. Intelligent. Introspective. Driven. Protective. Capable. Thorough. Confident. Controlled. Serious. Rational. Strong-willed. Accommodating. Accepting. 21. Negative Traits. Temperamental. Selfish. Violent. Cruel. Cold. Dismissive. Sardonic. Bitter. Remorseless. Ill-Mannered. Murderous. Hypocritical. Dishonest. Disloyal. Impatient. Vulgar. Noncommittal. Manipulative. Merciless. Unforgiving. Possessive. 22. Goals. To usher in the end of the current cycle, to pave the way for the Worldeater to swallow the world whole and begin a new cycle ; There is no other goal, he has no other purpose. He was born for this and this alone. 23. Desires. To go the FUCK back to bed. 24. Alignment. Neutral Evil - True Neutral

25. Personality. Hydre is an asshole. A very bored, very tired, very pissed off asshole. He's not easy to get along with by any stretch of the imagination and he genuinely does not care about anyone or anything beyond entertainment value, whatever that means to him. He's impersonally brutal, focused and unwavering, but he is also lazy and would rather sleep another thousand years than satisfy the conditions of his continued existence. He's extremely guarded and views mortal pursuits as inherently pointless, especially when considering just how long-lived he is. He's quietly bitter and miserable, loathsome and angry that he must continue to suffer an endlessly repeating cycle. Life has no value to him. Emotions are of no use to him. But there is a hint of a person in there, the person he could've been had he not been born to Nocturne.

⸻Sorcery Information. // Element, Talent, etc.

26. Element. Creation Root - godhood has its perks ; He has full control over and can source all types and subtypes of magic inherently. 27. Shapeshifting. Innate Hydra - he is neither shapeshifter nor were, but because of the circumstances of his birth, an exceptionally unique anthromorph ; He has ascendant capabilities in regards to multishifting (he's even better than Loux and the Face-Eater combined). 28. Utility. All. 29. Specialization. Ice Element - he's a Glacial Hydra by rights, so ice would be his primary element, or at least the one he uses and prefers the most as it was the element he was born with. 30. Graduate School. Not applicable. 31. Classification. Mythic Terror, Icewalker, Ichorus Starbeast, Men Bondye - the Hydra with A Thousand Heads ; He is literally a legendary thousand-headed hydra when not confined to his humanoid shape, rendered to little more than a bedtime story in the modern era (the cause of many a nightmare). He was once immeasurably feared by all nightfolk and humans, the mere mention of his long-faded name a cause for immediate descension into madness.

⸻Background Information. // Past to Present.

lalal already have it lined out, just need to type it up. need to take a nap or i'll die

[caseyisweird]

Spider-Man HC

HI HAPPY NEW YEAR yes im fucking late shut up

heres another hc for my scarce friends here ahhahahaha

Characters

Miles:[He/Him] Cis, Bicurious but Feminine lean

Gwen:[She/They] Trans, Lesbian, Demiromantic

Hobie:[They/He] Demiboy, Pansexual, Aro-flux

Margo:[She/They] Demigirl, Cupioromantic, AroAce

Spot:[They/Them] Enby King right here, Questioning sexuality

Peter:[He/Him] Bisexual

Lyla:[She/Her] Pansexual Feminine lean,Cis 

Peni:[She/They] Genderfluid,AroAce

Spider-Woman(the pregnant one ok i dont know her name-):[She/Her]BIGGEST ALLY IDC, Straight

Miguel:[He/Him]Gay but in denial, Achillean, Very closeted and would probably be homophobic

Rio:[She/Her] Straight Ally but i feel like she’d actually take time to fully understand it which is fucking adorable

Jeff:[He/Him] Straight Ally but like he wouldnt give two shits about it haahah after coming out he’d probably just be like , “Ok?”

Pavitr:[He/Him] Straight Ally, I think he'd wear feminine as a joke but secretly loves it.

Ben Reilly:[He/They] My lovely Gay Angsty boy hhahaha, Gay, Demiboy

Relationships

Miguel x Peter: I LIKE IT IM NOT APOLOGIZING

[foxeshum]

while i work on Pinewood and Iron ( deity au ), i have come to preach my favourite au, which is actually rivals / enemies to lovers em duo. its cliche but ugh its so good

i enjoy the thought of them being all competitive, and honestly trying to kill each other ( bonus points if they’re gods, kings or warriors ), but they start getting closer to each other. not by will. they also start respecting each other- hating each other as well, but they respect each other to a degree

i think i like the thought of one day, one of them is hurt.. i’ll use techno as an example. but technos hurt, and phil freaks out because like what the hell??? phils the one supposed to be beating the fuck out of techno not someone else

and shit snowballs from there , phil patches techno up and shows genuine worry and techno is like “ hrm….”

i usually write techno as demiromantic so like if i ever wrote anything about this it’d be the longest slowburn you’d ever see

[strawbs-screaming]

☆ punch out sexuality headcanons ☆

im running out of funny things to say help me, also tw for mentions of homophobia & transphobia

Glass Joe

- aromantic asexual (sex neutral, romance positive) + trans, he/him

- Just because hes ace doesnt mean he doesnt make inappropriate jokes on a daily basis, if there was a ranking of who made the most sexual jokes he'd be at the top

- when he came out as trans to his parents they were suprisingly supportive even though they didnt understand much, it just went like: "mom, dad, im a boy and if you dont like that too bad" "we dont care as long as you dont murder anyone" And they were generally chill with him

- when he first binded he used bandages & cloth instead of a actual binder (before he came out) and due to that he almost wasnt able to get top surgery

- has faked a lot of crushes to fit in during his childhood, ended up dating 3-5 people he didnt even like

- thought his gender envy was attraction until he just asked himself "do i wanna be them or be with them" And boom, gender confusion

- fell down the "im not like other girls!" to "im not a girl." pipeline

Von Kaiser

- demiromantic, demisexual + bi with a preference for men, he/they

- when he didnt know the demi labels he just saw himself as a picky dater, when he saw the demi labels he was like "Wait thats me" And pretty much ascended on the spot

- thought everyone just liked both men & women until he said it out loud and got met with pure shock

- his first crush was a famous model he saw in a fashion magazine, also slipping down the "do i wanna be them or be with them" pipeline

- his dad wasnt really supportive but became a bit more open minded once he realized that his hatred distanced himself from his son even more

Disco Kid

- nonbinary,gay, he/she

- okay with both feminine & masculine terms

- somebody tried to call him "princess" to insult him when he was little, instead he took it as a compliment and saw them as a friend, still in contact with said person & theyre besties now, the princess thing has become a nickname for him

- when he first came out his parents were like "the closet was wide open" and were not suprised at all, they saw it coming 1000 miles away as soon as he started it out with the "i have to say something important"

- started doing make up & playing around with dresses thanks to a close friend of his (the childhood friend) , when he first put on a dress he was like "i think i realized something"

King Hippo

- #1 label hater + all pronouns

- if he were to use labels, he would count as gender apathetic and pan oriented aroace

- labels are for losers to him

- not out but his parents know that he doesnt give a shit about labels, they first found out when he didnt care about being called "queen" and liked it, they have no problem with it

Piston Hondo

- pan, cis (?) + he/him but likes to refer to himself with feminine pronouns in japanese

- not out to his parents but dropping hints, theyre struggling to pick up on it and hes going mad over it

- going through some major gender questioning™

- playing around with dresses & femininity and enjoying it

Great Tiger

- polysexual (prefs are enbies, men & genderqueer ppl), genderqueer + all pronouns

- closeted it but trying to make it clear hes not straight,its just flying over his parents head like "oh me oh my our son is sure close with his friends!! Such close bros"

- likes dresses not only for spinning skirts but also how comfy they are

Bear Hugger

- gay, bear (ITS IN THE NAME. COME ON THE CLOSET IS GLASS), trans + he/him but ok with they/them

- when he first came out there was a lot of crying, not in the "i wont accept this wahh" way but more in the "i cant believe you trusted me enough to tell me this" way

- didnt know he was trans until he said "yeah i like being called son, yeah i like being called manly, im a girl though" out loud and he was like "wait a minute"

- has had 2-3 boyfriends during his teen years and is still in touch with them since the break ups were done without any harsh feelings & grudges, hes the only person that can see his exes all chatting together and not die of a heart attack on the spot

Don Flamenco

- gay, trans + he/they

- got called gay way before he knew it since he kept calling his male friends handsome often, always passed it off like "cant a man call his friend handsome?"

- the only feminine terms he will accept is queen and aunt, refer to him as anything other than that and he will punch you to orbit

- cut off contact with his parents since they didnt accept him & kicked him out, the only person who took him in was his aunt, she helped him get t & bind safely before he got top surgery

Aran Ryan

- genderfluid, pomosexual + all pronouns

- label hater but still uses them because why not

- came out in the most casual way possible, was just chilling on the couch with his dad and he just said "i kinda like being called miss sometimes" from boredom just to see dad go "huh??"

- sometimes does drag when he feels fem

Soda Popinski

- gay, cis + he/him

- Rocky dating history, most break-ups of his were really sad since it was either forced by family members or over arguments

- exes with bald bull but they still get along & dont care about their past, they just had better platonic connection and decided together

- out but not, making it clear hes a bit fruity but not too much for it to snowball into "the rumour come out: does soda popinski is gay?"

Bald Bull

- Boyflux, gay + he/they

- flamboyantly gay and cannot hide it no matter how much he tries, the closet is not even present, show him someone he has a crush on and you'll hear the gayest squeal in your life before he evaporates into thin air and holds you at gunpoint

- has the Don Flamenco issue going for him, compliments his male friends and calls them handsome wayyy too often, this time its 99% more obvious

- either really bitter with his exes or close friends, no inbetween, if you tell him "yeah your exes asked about you, theyre there" theres a 50% chance its gonna have his soul physically exit him and another 50% chance hes gonna walk right over to them and say hi

- not out publicly since it would cause a shitstorm, only out to a few people he trusts, has issues trusting people to not say his secrets since a close friend of his outed him during his teen years

Super Macho Man

- bi (slight pref for women), cis + he/she

- didnt really come out, he just showed up to his parents door with his (now ex) bf and was like "heyy say hi to my boyfriend" and everyone just kinda accepted it

- thought the attraction to men was envy for a long time until he learned the fact that wanting to be lifted into the arms of a man and making out with said man is not really straight

Mr Sandman

- gendervoid, demiromantic, acespec, pan + all pronouns

- feels like he should be more masculine but cant bring himself to it,he cant force his behavior to act in a way that doesnt fit him

- out and about, hes not repressing himself for anyone

[vampyrsutton]

TsukiKage~Dirty Talk|Dom/Sub

Summary:

In which Kageyama doesn’t know how to handle being smaller for once or how it makes him feel.

Ao3 Tags:

Dirty Talk, Dom/sub Play, Kinktober, Kinktober 2022, Kink Negotiation, Under-negotiated Kink, Sub Top Kageyama Tobio, Dom Bottom Tsukishima Kei, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, post-sex cuddles, Banter, Platonic Relationships, Hair-pulling, Praise Kink, Oral Sex, Aftercare, Sex Toys, Angst, Third Year Kageyama Tobio, Third Year Tsukishima Kei, Kageyama Tobio is Bad at Feelings, Demiromantic Tsukishima Kei, Biting, Marking, Subspace

Notes:

Continuation of last year's TsukiYamaKageHina.

I included the referenced part though so reading not required but def feel free!

Again, put their third-year heights somewhere between Pre-and Post-Timeship so here is the comparison for that.

The other two turn to look at him at the small curse, eyes widening at the sight. The power struggle between the setter and blocker had apparently happened and it looked like Kags was quickly losing as he pants on Tsuki’s thigh. They couldn’t see Tsukishima’s face, but Yamaguchi could tell by his body language that he was smirking, taking great joy in taming the ever-prideful King. As they took in the scene, one look down told them that Tsukishima’s thigh was probably the only thing keeping Kageyama standing as his legs appeared to shake while he buried his face in the blonde’s chest. 

“Fuck, shit, okay you win just please.” Kageyama eventually whimpers, grinding his obviously hard cock on the blonde’s thigh and trembling. 

“Holy shit.” Hinata breathes out in awe, having never seen the taller boy like that. 

“Yeah, I figured they’d be at it eventually but didn’t think it’d be this soon or this hot.” Yamaguchi agrees. “Are you two gonna get over here and ruin us or are we just gonna get the free show?” 

“Shit, yeah come on Four-eyes, let’s get oOver th-there. Dammit!” Kageyama groans, weakly trying to push the blonde away from where he’s biting his neck.

There’s a deep chuckle as Tsukishima finally lets the slightly shorter setter go, the smirk on his face now visible. “Act like a cocky asshole again and see what happens.” He snickers, finishing what had started the little battle and helping him finish getting out of his clothes. 

The look that passes through Kageyama’s eyes tells Hinata that this won’t be the last time he does whatever it was that got a rise out of the blonde and Yamaguchi snickers when Hinata whispers as much. 

“Now thatI definitely wanna see,” Yamaguchi smirks as Kageyama yelps when Tsukishima uses his extra three inches of height to his advantage in picking him up and dropping him on the bed. 

 Kageyama just stares at the ceiling as though he’s had a few too many epiphanies for his liking before rolling to his side. “You stay on that side of Yamaguchi with your stupidly long everything.” He scowls at Tsukishima. 

Tsukishima just smirks as the other two laugh at the pouting king. Yamaguchi crawls into his lap to kiss away the grumpy expression. 

“Makes it very hard to win doesn’t he?” Yams chuckles as the pout returns. 

“He was just suddenly... everywhere.” Kageyama huffs. “I’m not used to people being able to manhandle me let alone pick me up…”

“Hot isn’t it?” Hinata smirks, knowing the look on Kageyama’s face all too well. 

Yes, it was hot.

Fuck, had it been hot.

It had been living in Kageyama’s head rent-free for weeks now, and he was officially sure he would lose his mind if he didn’t see more of it.

How though was the question?

He was pretty secure in the fact that he was strictly a top. He had let Hinata try topping a few times before, and it hadn’t really done anything for him no matter what position they went with so he knew he didn’t want the blonde to try either. 

That’s what led him down a spiral and thanking the gods for the incognito mode that protected his search history from the sudden wave of ‘submissive top?’, ‘dominant bottom?’, ‘mean dom bottom?’, ‘mean dom bottom getting fucked by black haired sub top’, and yeah it had only gone downhill from there and he hadn’t been able to look Tsukishima in the eye in days. 

The blonde had apparently noticed.

“So are you going to tell me what the fuck I did to piss you off, or are you just going to keep ignoring and glaring at me?” Tsukishima demands when he finally manages to corner Kageyama and drag him outside before practice.

Kageyama blinks, still avoiding looking at the blond, but also confused. “I haven’t been glaring?”

Tsukishima stares at him for a second before running his hand down his face. “Right, your face just does that sometimes, sorry.” He mumbles before shooting his own glare again. “But you admit you’ve been avoiding me then.”

Kageyama’s ears turn red as he pulls up his tracksuit in embarrassment. “I’m not…”

“You literally ran when I tried talking to you on Monday.” Tsukishima scoffs. “I had to ambush you just now to even have this conversation. Both of our boyfriends have been asking me for two weeks if something happened, and I don’t know what to tell them because I don’t know what I did! I know my personality leaves a lot to be desired, but I thought we worked past that on Yam’s birthday!” Tsukishima huffs, getting worked up enough that Kageyama realizes he’s unintentionally hurt him. “I just- I can’t fix it if I don’t know what I did…” 

Kageyama winces at the defeated look on Tsukishima’s face and curses himself for letting his own awkwardness hurt the other. Hinata had insisted he needed to work on actually talking if they wanted to try the poly relationship thing since not everyone could read him as well as Hinata, and he almost immediately messed it up.

“You didn’t do anything wrong.” Kageyama eventually mutters, steeling himself to just out himself for being a perv.

“Bullshit, why else would you be avoiding me like this. I’ve been trying to be tolerable for this whole poly thing, but I must have missed something if you’re this mad.” Tsuki insists, trying to hide his panic over the situation behind his usual walls.

“I haven’t been mad.” Kageyama insists, burying his face in his hands. “I just…I’ve been going through some stuff and was embarrassed for being a freaking perv, but didn’t think about what you might think about how I was acting.” He groans. “I didn’t mean to worry you guys.”

The blonde blinks at him in confusion, trying to process the mumbling that was thrown at him. When he does, however, his eyes widen now though he still looks confused. “How-...How were you being a pervert?”

Kageyama’s eyes dart around as he tries to think of how to say this and spends a moment cursing the same incognito mode he had previously been praising. This would be a lot easier if he could just hand over his phone, but he can’t so he has to do the thing he’s horrible at and talk about his feelings. This would be a great time for Hinata to show up to translate for him, but if he had worried them, they were probably giving them space to talk it out.

Them. 

The two most emotionally constipated people in the league.

They were screwed.

Eventually, Kageyama just groans, digging in his bag for his phone and quickly searching for his previous shit again so he can just hand it over without having to talk. Would he still rather the ground swallow him than do this? Yes, but he also didn’t want the other thinking he was mad at him.

Tsukishima raises an eyebrow but takes the offered phone, the other eyebrow raising as he scrolls. “Oh.”

"Yeah." Kageyama mumbles, hiding further in his tracksuit. "As I said, I've been dealing with some stuff." 

Tsuki just blinks, looking between the phone and the King as though still processing. Eventually, his ears and the entire back of his neck flush red. "Oh. " 

Kageyama scowls now, snatching his phone and turning to go back to the gym. "Yeah . So can I go back to shame hiding now until I figure out how to be around you're stupidly long ass without having a breakdown now or do you want to humiliate me more?" He snaps, knowing he's lashing out, but panicking too much to try and correct it.

"…do you want me to?" Tsukishima rushes out, trying not to wince from his own embarrassment when blue eyes turn back to actually glare at him now.

"Are you making fun of me?" Kageyama glares, ready to flee entirely at a moment's notice.

"No," Tsukishima responds with enough firmness to make Kageyama hesitate. "I said I would try to be nicer about this kind of stuff since the sex is the part I would actually be participating in. This is obviously easier when people talk to you about what's bothering them." A scolding look has Kageyama looking at the ground. "I'm an asshole, but I'm not a liar. Talk to me, Kageyama. What do you want?"

Kageyama toes at a rock on the ground before sighing. "I don't want to bottom. Hinata and I have tried before…and I tried while looking at this stuff. It's just not for me." He shrugs. "But I didn't hate what you were doing at Yamaguchi's and it's been driving me actually insane, and I didn't know how to bring it up and the only idea I had was acting out to make you mad, but I know you can't read me as well as Hinata so knew that wouldn't work." A frustrated huff. "Instead I just ended up hurting you."

Tsukishima looks at him thoughtfully for a moment before giving a nod. "You liked giving up control then or rather having it taken?"

An embarrassed nod.

"That makes sense given your reaction to Yamaguchi taking over. You could've texted it if saying it out loud was this hard though?" Tsukishima offers, adjusting his glasses more to fidget than actually adjust them. "Too late now obviously, but in the future."

Kageyama relaxes almost instantly at the word future. Tsukishima wasn't mad. He hadn't fucked this up. They could do more.

They could do more.

"So, I didn't fuck everything up again?" Kageyama checks. "We're still okay?"

Tsukishima sighs, shaking his head in exasperation before giving one of his usual snarky smirks. "Clear it up with the other two first and I'll figure out what to do with you in the meantime."

Kageyama's ears flush red as he takes the offered out to finally join the others in the gym. He has no clue how he plans to explain this to the others, but he's sure he'll figure it out.

…

He apparently doesn't need to figure it out.

Hours later, as all the third years are getting ready to lock up for the night, Kageyama feels someone grab the back of his jersey to yank him back into the locker room and hears the door slam shut behind him. It takes a second for his mind to catch up with what's going on before he hears Tsukishima's voice whispering in his ear.

"Tell me if it's too much." The blonde whispers before the smirk spreads across his face. "So care to explain to our boyfriends why you've been avoiding me?" 

Kageyama blinks, nodding before the words register and his head whips around to see the two very smug-looking boyfriends in question. 

"Yeah, Kags." Hinata hums, eyes saying he's already been filled in. "Want to explain?"

"You already told them?" Kageyama whispers nervously to Tsukishima.

"Yamaguchi cornered me. Is that okay?" Tsukishima explains nervously.

"Then why do I still have to?" He asks instead, ears burning in embarrassment.

The smirk once again returns to Tsukishima's face as he rests an arm over Kageyama's shoulder both to make him feel smaller and to prevent escape. "Consider it your punishment for worrying them-"

"You were about to have a panic attack too thinking you did something wrong." Yamaguchi calls out.

Tsukishima stares at Yamaguchi blank-faced with what was definitely not a pout. "For worrying us ." He corrects with an eye roll.

Kageyama looks to the ground in embarrassment as he scratches the back of his head. "Sorry…"

"For?" Tsukishima prods.

"Yeah, Yama." Yamaguchi snickers, coming closer to lift Kageyama's so he has to look at them. "Why are you sorry?"

Kageyama openly pouts at being ganged up on, but huffs. "I'm sorry I was hiding because I couldn't handle the fact that I want Tsukishima to degrade me and make me feel small while I fuck him." He mumbles in one breath as his face flame red and he tries to hide behind a hand under the guise of messing with his hair.

Tsukishima and Yamaguchi weren't quite expecting such blunt phrasing, but Hinata immediately erupts into a fit of giggles.

"I knew you were going to get stuck on that! You looked like you blue-screened when Yamaguchi got done with you." Hinata laughs, coming over too to also crowd the flustered setter. "You want to be a good boy for Tsuki, or are you planning to be a brat who needs knocked down a peg?"

Kageyama's eyes widen like he hadn't even considered this and he made some sort of dying noise. "I- A what?"

The two shorter boys snicker as they watch the look that appears on Tsukishima's face.

"Does the King want taken off his throne?" Tsukishima hums, hand moving to cup around the back of Kageyama's neck and watching his breath hitch.

"I don't know? What does that mean?" Kageyama has to ask even as his pupils dilate. "Hinata's the one that knows most of this stuff. I just listen to him and my dick. I really don't know?"

"Aw, Yama." Yamaguchi giggles, pulling his hand away from his blushing face. "Sometimes I forget you're the baby of our year. Do you want to listen to Tsuki and be good to him or do you want to rile him up like you did on my birthday and find out what he'll do to you?" He explains, watching how his pupils completely overtake the blue of his eyes.

Kageyama stares as he seems to fight some sort of internal battle but ultimately comes to an answer. 

"He was really hot when I pissed him off." Kageyama breathes out as though he's surprising himself. "Haven't been able to stop thinking about when he slammed me against the wall or physically picked me up and threw me on the bed. I'm almost 183 centimeters tall. Not a lot of people can actually do that." 

"Perks of being small." Hinata quips, having to stand on his tiptoes to get to hang on Yamaguchi.

"Love being objectified like I'm not here." Tsukishima sighs even if the mischief is still in his eyes. "You want me to dominate you though, huh, King? Make you be a good boy for me?"

Normally being called King would piss Kageyama off to no end, but something about the context managed to rip a needy sound out of him that surprised everyone in the room.

He feels his face burn as he closes his eyes, taking a breath to steel himself before opening them again with a shaky smirk of his own that looks closer to when he tries smiling at a child than his actual smirk.

"If you think you can?" He tries, shooting Hinata a glare when the little spiker starts laughing at him.

Yamaguchi isn't able to hide his snort in time, but luckily for Kageyama's pride, Tsukishima does, giving a low chuckle instead as he grabs black hair now to pull his head back to look at him.

"I know I can. Had you ready to fall apart with just my knee a few weeks ago, imagine what will happen when I'm actually trying." Tsukishima teases, watching how Kageyama's breath hitches once more. "Make you be such a good boy."

There's a mumbled curse as Kageyama takes advantage of the new angle to hide his face in Tsukishima's neck. He wants to say something snarky, but he can't with the other two smirking at him like that and whispering at much.

"Ah, seems the King can't bear to fall apart in front of his subjects. If these two are willing to take care of lock up, I can take care of you now?" Tsukishima hums, playing with surprisingly soft, black locks.

Kageyama nods quickly, not trusting himself to speak as Hinata just hands them their bags.

"I had to listen to him gay panic the entirety of the next day so please deal with him." Hinata laughs as Yamaguchi takes that as his sign to get the door for them. "I just didn't realize he was stewing in it for three freaking weeks or I would have said something for him."

"I would have figured it out," Kageyama mumbles as he's led out the door by Tsukishima.

"No, you wouldn't" The other three deadpan, making the setter pout.

"Shut up." Kageyama huffs, walking ahead now and huffing when Tsukishima doesn't even have to struggle to catch up. "Can't even storm off." He mutters. 

"Nope." Tsuki snickers, going so far as to walk ahead just slightly. "Your house or mine?" 

"I basically live alone with how little my parents or sister stop by so mine works." Kageyama shrugs as he pulls his tracksuit on against the wind. 

"Sounds good."

~~~

"Oh? Does the King think he gets to take the lead now just because we're on his turf?" Tsukishima chuckles when Kageyama tries to crowd him against the door as soon as they're through it. The blonde simply grabs a handful of dark hair to pull his head back and watch the setter melt. "No. You're following my lead or you get nothing." A quick tug has Kageyama gasping. "Understand?" 

Kageyama had had time to think and recollect himself on the way back so just sends the slightly taller boy a smirk as his eyes narrow in amusement. "Make me, Four-Eyes." 

Tsukishima raises a blonde brow in mock disapproval. Honestly, he was just relieved to see a sliver of the setter's usually bullheaded behavior after almost a month of avoidance, but that didn't fit the scene Kageyama wanted. "Been wanting to since first year." He smirks, using the hold he already has on Kageyama's hair to switch their positions so the younger is trapped against the door now instead. "I'm going to have fun with this." He promises as he slots his knee between Kageyama's legs and pulls his head back to get at his throat like he did weeks before. 

Kageyama groans, hands shooting up to grip Tsukishima's shoulders and he still can't seem to figure out if he wants to push the blonde away or pull him closer. He's definitely trying to ground himself though when Tsukishima is able to just immediately surround him so completely. Before Kageyama can even process that they've switched positions, he's caged in by long, pale limbs with a muscular thigh between his that barely has to lift off the ground to tease him as pale skin and hair overtakes his vision when the blocker starts marking him. It's too much too fast and Kageyama almost feels dizzy as he tries to figure out how to regain a semblance of control over the situation and failing miserably.

“Tsu-ima.” Kageyama gasps when the blonde manages to bite a spot that he apparently really likes as his hips grind down on the other’s thigh.

“Speechless already, King? I’ve barely done anything?” Tsukishima teases as he starts getting Kageyama’s tracksuit and jersey off. “What happened to that bravado you were trying to put on when we walked through the door, hm? Is a little rough treatment and attention to your neck really all it takes to make you fall?”

“Shut up,” Kageyama mumbles, lifting his arms so Tsuki can get his jersey off. “There’s a lot of you. It’s overwhelming.”

“Yet you have no problem fucking the poster child for stamina?” Tsuki chuckles, playing with the waistband of the setter’s pants now. “Seems a little backward don’t you think?” 

“Ask him how well I handled our first few times. I apparently have a type.” Kageyama huffs, working on Tsukishima’s tracksuit now for something to do. 

Kageyama is too busy messy with Tsukishima’s jacket to notice the curious look that flashes through the blonde’s eyes. “Interesting.”

The setter just gives him a funny look before flushing when he’s once again slammed against the door, before panicking and clinging to the middle blocker when he’s suddenly lifted by his thighs and carried down the hall to where he knows the bedroom is from study sessions. 

Kageyama is surprised to find himself jostled only slightly as Tsukishima uses his hip to open the door before yelping slightly when he’s tossed onto the bed for the second time in a month and yeah this was definitely a thing for him. 

“Let’s see.” Tsukishima hums as he crowds Kageyama against the mattress and watches a pretty blush form on his cheeks. “What to do with you? You already lost trying to take back control, and gave in so easily it’s almost adorable. All that talk and bite with people, but the second someone is able to make you feel not in control, you turn to putty.” He reaches over to the headboard where he saw the lube sitting in the cubby. “Almost a shame I won’t be fucking you, but I’m sure me riding you will work just as well for making you feel small and out of control. What do you think, King? If only you had actual rails to your headboard I could make you hold onto while I just use your dick…or maybe?”

Kageyama is flushed halfway down his chest by the time Tsuki manhandles him to where he wants him which is with his arms folded over each other above his head and against his headboard where Tsukishima could loom over him and pin him down while he road him. Kageyama tries squirming a bit and realizes just how open and vulnerable this leaves him for the blonde to do literally anything to him and use him as he sees fit and yeah the setter was definitely hard and by the way golden brown eyes widen as a smug smirk overtakes the blonde’s face from where he’s sat on the younger’s lap, Tsuki could tell and was beyond amused, to say the least.

“Like being pinned down too, huh? Learning all sorts of things about yourself tonight aren’t you?” The blonde teases, leaning down to start attacking the spot on the setter’s neck he found earlier and groaning when he arches into him. 

“Ye-yeah. Definitely more than I was ready to.” Kageyama pants, tilting his neck to the side to give the middle blocker better access and almost whining when this gets a mean chuckle. 

“Still okay?” Tsukishima checks in as he sits back to grab the lube, making sure to not make a big deal about either so as to not spook the setter.

“I’m good, just reeling a bit,” Kageyama assures, lifting his hips when Tsukishima starts pulling his pants down and almost moaning when his cock is finally freed. “Fuck.”

“Gonna feel real good in a minute.” Tsukishima chuckles as he throws his own clothes off. “Now where are the toys you and Hinata mentioned last time? I assume they’re here since Hinata has a probably nosey little sister. I’ve gotta clean up and wanna see what I can do to you in that time.” He asks, smirking at the look of intrigued horror that passes through blue eyes. “What? Never left Hinata squirming and needy with a toy against his cock?”

“I have, just haven’t considered that I’d be there.” Kageyama clarifies. “Closet, under the old volleyball magazines.”

Tsukishima rolls his eyes, muttering an of course as he climbs off the bed to dig through the mess until he finds a small box and looks through it a bit. “Gods, I thought our pet play stuff was weird what is half of this?”

“Hinata.” Kageyama sighs. “Monsterfucker.” 

“Ah. Gotcha.” Tsuki nods, holding up something that resembles a really big tentacle. “How?”

“A lot of lube and he’s stubborn.”

“Jesus.” He puts it back before making a pleased noise. “There we go.” He hums, holding up a vibrating ring between two fingers as he puts the eldrich box down. “This should do it.” 

Kageyama’s eyes widen as he pulls his legs up, not once thinking to move his arms from where Tsuki had put them earlier. “You’re gonna use that?”

“Yup.” Tsukishima responds with a pop of the ‘p’. “Should have you nice and needy by the time I get back.”

Kageyama makes some sort of whining noise but doesn’t struggle when Tsuki moves his legs to get to his half-hard cock and, after stroking it with lube a few times, slides the ring down to his base. 

“You’ve been so good keeping your arms up there.” Tsukishima hums, meeting blue eyes with a smirk. “Now keep them there.” 

He turns the ring on and presses the button multiple times to get it to high.

The reaction is instant as Kageyam arches into the bed with a shout as though trying to escape, but he can’t so is left to squirm on the bed, unable to touch himself or get relief as his cock swells to full hardness.

“FUCK! Dammit! Too much! Hurry!” He moans, humping the air in search of anything.

Tsukishima’s eyes shine in delight at just how sensitive the setter is and he can’t wait to find out more as he quickly grabs to lube and heads to the bathroom.

“No touching!”

Tsukishima makes quick work in the bathroom, honestly not liking the idea of leaving Kageyama alone at all with what Hinata told him last time, but he hadn’t been prepared for today at all so just did what he needed to to get back faster. 

The sight that greets him is honestly better than he could have hoped. He couldn’t have been gone long at all, but already he could see beads of precum gathering at the tip of King’s cock and trying to slide down as he whithered on the bed. Already, sounds were trying to escape that prideful mouth, and Tsuki could swear there are tears in those blue eyes when they meet his. 

“Tsukishima…” Kageyama pants before his head is thrown back when what was probably going to be an orgasm is stolen from him by the ring and he honestly whines. 

Tsukishima is going to have so much fun with this.

“Already, King?” Tsukishima hums as he returns with the lube to the bed. “I haven’t even finished opening myself up, figuring you shouldn’t be left alone long and here I find that you would have cum already if I didn’t take preventive measures.” He makes a disapproving noise and notes how Kageyama seems distressed at the noise. “Want to make it up to me?” 

Kageyama immediately nods, apparently having dropped to non-verbal submission rather quickly. 

“Snap system if you don’t want to talk, okay?” Tsukishima checks, breaking persona to wait for the single snap from the setter. “There’s a good boy.” 

Kageyama seems to relax at that.

Tsukishima presses the button on the ring a few times to turn it to a lower setting before laying back against the wall. “Finish opening me up.”

Kageyama scrambles to follow the instructions given to him, grabbing the offered lube and testing one finger before quickly adding two when he realizes there is enough give for it. He works slowly, moving his fingers around until Tsuki finally gasps and making sure to rub that spot as he adds a third. Despite the pleased noises the blocker is making, however, he doesn’t feel like he’s doing enough to make the blonde feel good so starts licking at the head of his cock before whining when his hair is grabbed.

“Who said you could do that?” Tsuki questions with a raised eyebrow. 

Kageyama whines, not wanting to talk but knowing he has to here. “Wanna make feel good.” He pants, mind hazy. Gods who knew having his hair pulled would affect him this much?

“Do you think you’ve earned my cock, King?” 

Another whine as he tries to collect a single thought, but he just can’t . “Wanna… wanna…nnnnn.” Eventually, he huffs and just settles for letting his mouth hang open with his tongue lolled out, pleading with his eyes.

Tsukishima’s eyes widen, seriously not expecting that, but that’s really all the prompting he needs to start guiding the setter’s head back down to his cock with a groan. “Fine.”

Kageyama hums, giving the head little kitten licks before surprising Tsuki by taking him halfway in his mouth before hollowing his cheeks on the way up and repeating, working more into his mouth with each go.

“Shit! Okay, so this is happening, fuck that’s good~” Tsukishima groans, letting his head thump against the wall as he grinds his hips into the sensations. 

Tsukishima quickly learns that Kageyama’s tongue is at least good for something as he’s brought to the edge a lot faster than expected and pulls the setter’s hair again with a curse when this sends a vibration down his cock. “Shit, at least that mouth is good for something since it’s so bad at talking. Off though, or I’ll cum before you even get inside me. Don’t you want to fuck me, King?”

Kagayama moans at the treatment, snapping once with his free hand so he doesn’t have to try talking again, and nodding his head isn’t really an option without pulling his hair himself which isn’t the worst option…

“Good boy,” Tsuki assures off-handedly, wanting to reward the setter for using his cues. “Back in position then.”

It takes Kageyama a second to process the command as Tsukishima lets go of his hair before he’s carefully pulling his fingers out and rushing to obey, folding his arms over each other above his head and leaving his cock open for Tsukishima to do with as he pleases. 

“Good.” Tsukishima nods as he takes hold of the ring to slide it off. “Now no cumming until I do.”

Kageyama whines in protest.

“Either have some self-control or I leave the ring on and you don’t cum at all. Tsuki smirks, stroking lube up and down the setter’s aching cock. “What’s it going to be?”

Kagayama pouts.

“One snap for behaving. Two for punishment.” 

A huff and a single snap.

“Good boy.” The blonde snicker, working the ring off the setter and watching how precum oozes from the slit and muscles tense, but he manages not to cum. “There you go.” He praises as he climbs over the younger’s lap and positions himself. “Here’s your reward.”

Kageyama almost sobs when Tsukishima finally starts sliding down his cock and he feels himself shaking with the effort not to thrust into the tight heat surrounding him. “Ts-ki~”

Tsukishima curses at how gone the King sounds after just a little teasing and praising. How Hinata hadn’t figured this out yet was beyond him, the setter was made for this, and it was only made more apparent with how hard he was fighting with himself to not move as Tsukishima finally made it down to the base. 

A distant part of Kageyama knew he must look like a mess right now, but the rest of his head is quickly filling with fuzz and cotton and it only seems to grow when his vision is suddenly filled with pale skin, blonde hair, and golden brown eyes staring into his own blue ones. Is his mouth moving?

“Still with me, King?” Tsuki tries as he looms over the spaced-out setter, and cursing when even waving his hand gets him no more than a whine in response. “Shit, you went under fast. You’ve needed this for a while, huh?”

There’s a whimper this time.

“Allow me to make the most of it then.” The blonde hums as he plants his hands on either side of Kageyama’s head so he takes up the entirety of his vision before lifting his hips slowly to slide back down with a groan. The angle isn’t great, but the look on the setter’s face at being caged in makes Tsuki decide to make it work.

Small.

He felt so small like this. 

Everywhere Kageyama looked, all he could see was Tsukishima and he didn’t even have to look around or crane his neck down to do it all while the blonde was still able to fuck himself on his cock. In fact, he actually had to look up whenever the blocker raised his hips and it had his brain reeling. He was so used to being one of the tallest, even back in first year, Tsukishima and Asahi had been the only exceptions at Karasuno. 

Now they were third years, Tsukishima was the only exception and even with only barely 7 centimeters on him, he was managing to cover him so completely and still be able to bottom out on his cock.

 And the little gasping moans he was making. 

“Tski…” Kageyama manages to gasp, wanting to get him to make more sounds. Wanting to help him get off. To help him cum.

To be a good boy.

“What is it, Kageyama?” Tsuki groans, hands gripping the sheets as he grinds down against his prostate. 

“Wanna help…”

“You want to help?” Tsuki asks, getting an affirmative whine in response. “Put your arms out.” 

Kageyama does as he’s told, moaning when Tsukishima pulls off briefly and barely has to struggle to pull him into a sitting position.

“Arms folded behind your back.” 

He obeys.

Tsukishima sinks back down his cock with a groan.

He whines.

“Fuck, that’s better.” Tsuki curses, starting up a faster rhythm at an angle that works much better for him as he grabs Kageyama’s hair again and guides his mouth down to his chest in a silent command. 

Kageyama whimpers and wastes no time, immediately sucking a bud into his mouth and lapping at it with his tongue and teeth until it's hard and sensitive as he soaks up the little moans he gets from Tsukishima.

Between the pretty sounds and the fog clouding his brain, it’s almost enough to make him kind of forget his own aching need as he just lets himself be used by the blonde to chase his own pleasure.

‘Bad idea. Bad idea.’ Tsukishima thinks to himself as he nears the edge once more with a moan. ‘Bad idea letting that damn mouth near anything sensitive and trying to last.’

“Shit, close. Fucking close, dammit your mouth.” He moans, head thrown back as the bounces on the setter’s cock. It doesn’t take long after that before he seats himself to the base with a loud moan as he cums hard across their chests, tugging on dark locks with a whispered ‘move’ that prompts Kageyama to whine and start fucking up into the blocker to get him through his orgasm. 

“Cum?” Kageyama eventually whimpers, looking into golden brown eyes pleadingly. 

“Fuck.” Tsukishima groans as he comes down from the high. “Yeah, you were a good boy. Go ahead. Go ahead and cum.” 

Kageyama whines, resting his head on Tsukishima’s chest as he speeds his thrusts up the best he can with the leverage he has until he finally moans, nudging Tsuki in warning before cumming hard, whimpering as he fills the blonde. He falls back against the mattress with a groan when he finally stops. 

Tsuki curses himself for letting the setter cum inside since clean up is on him for this but when he sees how blissed out and almost cute the younger player looks, he finds it a little difficult to be mad as he climbs off of the exhausted boy. 

“Kageyama?” He tries, brushing fingers through dark hair lightly and just getting his hand nuzzled in return as he gets the setter’s hands out from under him. “Shit, you’re entirely gone aren’t you? Will you be okay if I at least get tissue or a towel or something real quick? I wasn’t expecting you to fall into subspace so I didn’t before.”

There’s a small whimper, but the setter gives a single, weak snap that prompts Tsukishim to hurry to the bathroom, looking around for a washcloth to at least wipe himself down real quick before taking it with him to the kitchen to grab a water bottle before hurrying back to the bedroom in what has to be record time. 

He seriously hadn’t expected Kageyama to drop, but he was touched that the setter apparently trusted him enough to feel safe doing so. 

When he returns to the bedroom, he makes quick work of getting Kageyama wiped down and insisting he drink some water first before he lets himself give into the setter’s grabby hands. Once he’s relatively clean and has some water in him, however, Tsukishima uses his strength and slight height advantage one more time to pick up the mentally floating boy and get them situated under the covers before he lets the setter cling to him. He sighs but lies there running his fingers through dark hair. 

He’s honestly almost fallen asleep and thought Kageyama had too, but eventually, he hears a noise that sounds a lot more like the setter’s usual self.

“Welcome back.” Tsukishima mumbles, trying to shake off the sleep that had tried to claim him. “How you feeling?”

“Floaty.” Kageyama yawns, cuddling closer. “What happened?”

“Well, I’m now completely sure you weren’t mad at me since you apparently trust me enough to fall into sub-space for me.” Tsukishima chuckles, ruffling dark locks and earning some annoyed grumbling in response. “Have fun?”

“Mhm.” Kageyama hums, nodding his head slightly.

“Good. You did good.” Tsukishima yawns. “Think you can move for a bath?”

“No. I’m trying to become part of the mattress.” Is the ridiculous response he gets, making him snort. 

“Good ‘cause so am I.” Tsuki laughs, setting his glasses in the headboard cubby behind him. “Sweet dreams, King.”

“Don’t call me King,” Kageyama mutters, already half asleep. “Not the same.”

“Hmm, I’ll keep that in mind. Good night.”

[vctrangel]

INTRO

name : angel

age : 16, 17 this year, so I'm a MINOR!!!! so don't be weird

prns and orientation and shit : he/they, testing out xe, ftm trans male and I'm gay/demiromantic

tw for this account : I mean if you've found me you've gotta be on the ed side of tumblr or something LMAO. tws are just ed content and sh (I'm not posting pictures or body checks, and I'm not putting my stats anywhere yet)

disorders things : adhd and possible autism? ana and depression

IM PRO RECOVERY!!! RECOVER WHILE YOU CAN, GET HELP, IM ALL FOR RECOVERING

INTERESTS

• video games (more specifically things like splatoon, sonic, animal crossing, pjsk, dbh, gta, genshin, rec room, things like that)

• reading (specifically Stephen king) (i have like over 90 of his books)

• tv shows/anime (like hxh, devilman crybaby, cowboy bebop, trigun, voltron, akira, jjk, haikuu, sk8)

• music (I play guitar, piano and drums)

• music taste (the artists I listen to most atm are people like Alex g, pinegroveband, the front bottoms, modern baseball, dandelion hands, car seat headrest, pavement, salvia path, TV girl)

• film (I love movies, like fight club or Carrie or IT. I'm also a film student and work on my own short films as education)

WHAT TO EXPECT OUT OF MY ACCOUNT

like i said with the tw's it's an Ed blog mostly. kinda like a diary/vent space. I'll probably just talk about how my days going, vent about shit in my life, kinda things like that. my dms are open for anyone who wants to be mutuals/friends :))

(more updated intro since my old one was kinda shit and also I changed my theme LOL)

[thedevilwritessometimes]

Lewin Light Headcanons

✨In honour of him FINALLY being animated✨

Some of his favourite tv shows are: what we do in the shadows, it’s always sunny in philadelphia and m*a*s*h (all involve comedy ofc)

Aro or demiromantic

Has one piercing on top of his left ear done forever ago by a friend, it’s a miracle it healed since he didn’t look after it….Has the same earring that was put in when it was pierced…never changes it

Surprisingly strong for someone so lazy

Amazing arms and legs… an a slightly cushioned six pack

Only uses his phone for communicating with others and MAYBE research if he reallyyy can’t find something in book…the phone’s scratched and chipped to shit and doesn’t have a case cause he don’t really care about it

Bisexual king ✨

Doesn’t like certain textures of food, and shit that gets on his hands

Wipes his hands on his clothes, avoids washing them at all costs (I mean..we all know how much he sucks at hygiene so)

Yes he is neurodivergent (please ask me to elaborate)

Psychic to an extent, not full on mephisto or reading people’s minds, just tends to feel some things are gonna happen before they do…ya know?

Actually really likes dressing up when it comes to themed and costume parties (part of why he loves holidays)

Listens to a lot of music while researching, rock, country, and the like (currently making a playlist for him💕)

Has freckles from being in the sun, they almost blend into his skin tone though…you have to be REALLY close to see them👀

Chews on his thumbs a lot when he’s thinking real hard or stressed about shit

Forget the horrid laundry chair, he has a freaking laundry mountain in the corner! He thinks there was a chair there once? 🤷 And it looks like somethings growing….

Enjoys a good toke 🍃

That’s all I have in my brian rn y’all 🤟 Thanks for reading/enjoying! Please feel free to request more specifics to these or other headcanons entirely! I’d love to do some Lewin dating/nsfw headcanons😋

Reminder I write for all blue exorcist characters! I’m also currently working on a character list with others fandoms I want to write for✨🎉

[rexterjettster]

welcome, lets learn a bit about me.

i go by they/it and only they/it. i am an demiromantic omnisexual and identify as agender. i am italian, russian, and dutch/german. despite being a cultural italian catholic, i am an ex-catholic and an ex-muslim. as of the last edit, i am a hellenic-kemetic pagan. dni zionists i dont like you.

i have a few disablitating conditions, primarily ADD (ADHD-I), consistent bone and muscle pain, and PDD (persistent depressive disorder). all these combined make my life hell :)

i'm a traditional/digital artist, and i primarily draw humans/humanoids, and i am working toward getting my CA class cosmetology license. i am also a fan fic writer!

i am a big music geek. some of my favorite bands are rush, van halen, journey (2020's jrnyblr co-ceo), gorillaz, queen, and others i cannot think of. i love prince, michael jackson, moonchild sanelly, bryson tiller, sammy hagar, and repeat what i said before. i listen to everything. from classic and prog rock to bosnian rap to south african hip hop to rnb to the penis beats, i will listen to it.

im a fan of primarily star wars, blue people avatar, spiderverse, sims 4, mlp, bluey, and the legend of zelda. i enjoy law and order, breaking bad and better call saul, trailer park boys, the shining franchise, etc etc. i like a lot of shit.

my Discord is currently rexterjettster

my primary side-blogs are @sourceofinfection (not safe for peart) and @sammyhagarsgiganticcock.

my primary tag is #random bullshit post and my now naughty tag is #not safe for peart. my rant/ramble tags are #rex rambles and #rex rants. my ask tag is #ask rexward.

my Ao3 is Counterparts.

that's it for now. i'll reblog this post when i make edits. buhbye.

[gulfportofficial]

Crybullying a trans woman into fucking hospital because she wrote a complicated work about trans fem hurt and insecurities and how those get weaponized in a military industrial world which he was too stupid to understand is actually the latest in a long line of Ana Mardoll being a transmisogynist.  And being stupid as well, but the fact that Ana is really fantastically stupid for someone who prides himself on being the smartest specialist thinker on Earth* is not really relevant to this rant. (Warning: rant is in bad English but I don’t care).

Ana is and has always been an “I would never!!!! How dare you hurt me this way!!!! I am a TERF-hating defender of trans womankind!” transmisogynist AND he is still somehow managing to get a contingent of uwus being like “oh poor babu. He is sad and disabled and trans, you cannot bully him for working at a weapons contractor for 15 years even if he DID spend that entire time lecturing everyone else about the horrible REAL VIOLENCE** they were doing by things such as... saying cishet because it might make a cis straight demiromantic invalid and so in order to stop doing VIOLENCE WITH OUR WORDS we should instead say “unqueer”***... like some kind of one-very-stupid-person panopticon tower.”  Actually, “still somehow get a contingent” is redundant. That literally IS the transmisogyny. People will bully the shit out of a trans woman for the slightest thing, especially if she has something complicated to say and doesn’t want to spoonfeed it to escapist babies like Ana “reading is ableist” Mardoll. But they will handhold and defend escapist babies like Ana “French chef stereotypes are dehumanizing racism” Mardoll specifically because they’re NOT trans women. Anyway, since I have hated his work for a loooooong time, I would just like to say that I remember Ana: 

- before he settled on his boy identity, he ID’d for a long time as a “trans woman” and “trans femme” - as in, he was an AFAB person who still felt like a woman, but also felt trans. He did this and did this over again until, according to him, literally told to stop by transfem friends.  - CONSTANTLY centered/centers himself in ALL trans issues, saying things like “TERFS hate trans people like me.” Which like, no, sorry. Yes, TERF shit impacts all trans people. Yes, they do say horrible, invalidating, aimed-at-legislative-restriction things about afab trans people. But their rhetoric about that is about “saving poor misguided girls”. TERFS HATE TRANS WOMEN very specifically. The vitriol, the nastiness, the emailing people’s bosses to out them, making “feminist” websites with photos calling them predators... that’s all for trans women, baby.  - Look, maybe you think this isn’t so bad, but I think it’s self-victimizing shit and I feel like his whole thing of constantly feeling “invalid” and “not queer enough” and other such horseshit means he’s incapable of putting his feelings aside to focus on the material needs of our community.  - Ana is king of tenderqueer shit. You know, being a soft boy baby at age 40+ or whatever. More thoughtful people than I have written a lot about how tenderizing transness to the extent people who do has a lot of run-on effects, including making trans men afraid of the effects of gender affirming care such as hormones; being really racist because being “uwu goblin gender” is really... not always as accessible to anyone who isn’t white; being TRANSMISOGYNISTIC as is relevant here. Fetishizing being a soft smol bean and hating anything hard or critical or big or strong... it’s not a 1:1 but it often has the effect of weaponizing being afab and framing trans women as unwelcome and scary once again, and I think we can see that in how Ana does his thing...   - In that holy shit crybullying itself (what a perfect word for the exact crazy-making wobbling jelly thing he does) being so SAD and SCARED and HURT like a poor little creature who didn’t MEAN to say anything bad he just is not NEUROTYPICAL while a BIG MEAN HURTFUL ELITIST ABLEIST trans woman has made you feel INVALID and TRIGGERED is such a fucking example of this.  Man, I have like years of examples of Ana just being a complete jello-cube of a person but I’ll just vent this here and cease.  * GOD remember when he wrote about how NLOG as a concept should not be criticized because some girls actually weren’t like other girls, such as fat, queer, and disabled girls. Because no girl has ever been fat, queer, or disabled of course. And all of those “other girls” are just a hive mind of skinny straight ablebodiedness. Top feminist analysis, Ana “the little mermaid is an otherkin allegory” Mardoll. 

** HE. WORKS. FOR. LOCKHEED. MARTIN. and HAS. DONE. SINCE. THE BUSH. ADMINISTRATION.

*** Actual example. 

[cherry-blossom-qf]

What are ur sexuality hcs for the skylanders and kirby characters

I don't have headcanons for all of them, but here's what I got.

Kirby Characters

Kirby and Bandanna Dee are He/They Nonbinarys and Acesexuals

King Dedede is Bisexual (cuz all of my comfort characters get the bi-pass lol) and Asexual

Meta Knight is gay and asexual

Marx is Pansexual, demiromantic, asexual

Magolor is a gay trans man (cuz I saw on his wiki page that he was first designed to be a girl so I was like "huh, an actual trans egg, lol") and asexual

In short: Everyone in the Kirby franchise is Asexual. Because I REFUSE to believe they have genitalia!!! They all just reproduce through wishes, magic, shooting stars, and other dreamy space shit!!! DATS IT!!

Skylander Characters

Enigma is asexual and pansexual (i like to think that concept of gender isn't practiced from where he's from)

Star Strike is an asexual lesbian

Pop Fizz and Trigger Happy are BOTH pansexual genderfluids! (maybe they do drag together on the side~?)

Spyro is demisexual

Stealth Elf, Whirlwind, Chill, and Hex are THE FULL DEFINITION OF A LESBIAN!!

Drobot is trans.

Ignitor is gay (and dating Chop Chop)

Boomer is a very confused ally that has no knowledge about the LGBTQ+, but tries his best to be supportive

Slam Bam is also a very confused ally!

Gill Grunt is a closeted bisexual. (another comfort character getting the bi-pass~) He's has definitely "messed around on both sides" during his time in the gillman army, but he thinks that it doesn't count cuz of some dumb reason. Everyone knows he's bi except for himself.

And Master Eon is definitely some form of queer, just doesn't know what labels to use.

I might have to make a tier list to figure out the rest of the Skylanders, CUZ THERE IS A LOT OF THEM!!!