#dessertmeltdown

[theficpusher]

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. by werepope | T | 1138 Too much punch at someone else's office party. Those are the kinds of decisions he's making tonight.

Maybe I Like This Rollercoaster by dessertmeltdown | G | 1638 Harry sets Nick up on a date for their office Christmas Party.

Sweeter Than Fiction by fairytalelights | T | 2790 With that, Louis channels every single Drama lesson he ever took in school, and starts walking towards Curly Angel, as his drunk brain has dubbed him in the past twenty seconds. It sounds at least a little less biblical than His Saviour. And then, in lieu of a great conversation opener, he does the only thing his drunk brain can come up with. He grabs Curly Angel, pulls him close and kisses him. or, the one where Louis has to attend the most boring work party and Harry might be his way out of there.

I Just Want You (For My Own) by BleedMeAMelody | nr | 6147 “I made it so that you’re Harry Styles’ secret santa!” Niall practically shouted, clearly excited by his handiwork. Louis blinked once, twice, three times. “I’m sorry, I must be hearing things because it sounded like you just said that you made me Harry Styles’ secret santa, which I know can’t possibly be true,” Louis said evenly with a shake of his head. “Oh, but it is! I did!” Niall exclaimed happily. Or, Niall is tired of listening to Louis pine over the cute, curly-haired boy who works on the fourth floor, so he rigs the company’s secret santa. Holiday antics ensue.

Blame It On Christmas by Kikiberoski16 | E | 7068 Life was good until a new coworker showed up. It’s a little insane but not even a little bit funny how much Harry instantly despised the new guy. He’s always late, but always shows up with the most charming smile so nobody can get mad. His desk is a mess and he doesn’t seem to have ever learned the words ‘thanks’ or ‘sorry.’ And as if a bad employee isn’t bad enough, this particular bad employee is none other than the CEO's nephew, Louis fucking Tomlinson. Or, Harry is the six-time winner of the yearly Christmas sweater competition, but it all changes when a new coworker shakes up his whole world.

You're Invited by QuickedWeen | M | 8581 Harry loves the Christmas season, but she does not love her office Christmas party. Every year it's the same old story, all of her male coworkers that she thought were nice, normal guys during the year turn on a dime and won't stop hitting on her. She backs herself into a corner when she accidentally blurts out that she can't attend the party with any of them because she's bringing her girlfriend. One problem: she doesn't have a girlfriend.

I Think I’m Addicted to Your Light by supernope | E | 9241 Louis is just zipping back up when the door swings open with a swell of noise and someone shuffles up next to him, shoes tapping loudly against the tile floor. Louis turns to see who’s walked in and just violated the code of the men’s toilet by taking the urinal next to him and is met with wide, green eyes and red lips stretched into a brilliant smile. “Happy new year,” the guy grins, shaking long, curly hair away from his face. “You look sharp. Sorry, do you mind holding this for a minute? I don’t really have any place to keep it and it’s kind of a hassle, getting out of these things. Don’t want it to fall in.” He indicates his legs with the hand clutching a pale pink phone, and Louis’ gaze drops. Speechless, Louis takes the phone, eyes locked on the guy’s legs. His gorgeous legs, clad only in a pair of black thigh-highs held up by a silky black garter belt.

The Christmas Lift by homosociallyyours | G | 13150 Louis lies about having a boyfriend to avoid being set up on a blind date by an overzealous co-worker, but now he's in desperate need of a fake boyfriend for his office holiday party. He’s complaining about it on the phone to Liam when Harry, his unknown but hot neighbor, overhears him in the lift and offers to help. It doesn't take long for Louis to realize he wishes things weren't quite so fake, but he's afraid it'll take a Christmas miracle to make anything happen.

Chestnuts Roasting... And All That by elsi_bee | M | 46760 Louis is apparently the only person at his new job who is single as can be. It’s not a big deal to just tell his new colleagues that he has a boyfriend, right? Until he has to make this imaginary boyfriend magically appear at the office holiday party. Cue fake relationship antics with a certain someone who is more than willing to play along.

[flimsi]

I don't really understand this fandom's need to prove or disprove everything. Harry/Louis is a pairing I don't care that much about, but if people want to be happy about something that might have happened, then they should be! Not everything needs a thorough analysis.

Exactly that!

There is no point in proving or disproving anything, it holds no meaning in a fandom context, because ultimately fandom is about fantasy and fiction and only tangentially relies on concepts of truth/reality. 

[harryandthemoon-blog]

hey! (am i too late?)

Course not!

1. First impression: tbh you liked so much of my stuff that for the longest i fondly smiled at your url and then one day i was like why am i not following her???? 2. Truth is: i love love love that you like pretty much all the same stuff as me?? like qaf and when you blog about tomlinshaw and then like everything else tbh 3. How old do you look: i’ve never seen a picture but you should post a selfie! 4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes!5. Have you ever made me mad: no but one time i think i said something about liam (?) and you had a tag that was like i dont think i can be friends with someone who doesnt like liam and in my head i was like OH NO IS THIS ABOUT ME DID I RUIN THIS FRIENDSHIP but obviously not lol6. Best feature: this is weird but your voice!!! you did that audio thing and your voice is sooo cute7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nahh8. You’re my: friend!!! 9. Name in my phone: i dont have it but i should because im pretty sure ill be seeing you at 1d10. Should you post this too? yeahhh

[magicalrocketships]

OH MY GOD I NEED THAT FIC NOW.

NOBODY KNOWING THEY'RE DATING, NICK TRYING TO GET INTO THE HOSPITAL TO SEE HIM. ETC. 

[ghostes]

Every time we eat at Waffle House I'm like 'I wonder what Miranda is doing rn.'

wishing i was eating at a waffle house and mourning the lack of cheese grits in my life, probably.

[temptmetobelieve]

Last time I was #2. I have to step up my game.

tsk, tsk! 

[fiddleyoumust]

Shirley asked me to do number 13 of that meme and soundcloud is being a bitch, so here we go. Talk about something that makes me happy.

[thistidalwave]

matt fincham, girl direction, anna/ruby, music, nich grimshaw

i like this!!! anna/ruby V IMPORTANT.

[flimsi]

People are mad at Louis for that shirt???

I think so??? I saw a textpost about it yesterday and wondered!!

[fragilehuge]

dessertmeltdown replied to your post: a reoccurring theme in my life is me going AUGH...

are you me?

hahahaha

sigh

[ghostes]

Dearest Miranda, remember that time we got judged by that guy from Motion City Soundtrack's mom? Remember that time you yelled at Ryan Ross to move and he did? I don't really know what my point is. ILU? :D? :D? Love, Shirley

lmao, shirley ilu

[fiddleyoumust]

Brendon/Ryan, kickin' it old school~~~

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them forever

[hopetorun]

5, louis and zayn

a snippet!

When they joked about being partners in crime, they'd never really expected it to end with them sharing a pair of handcuffs and sheepishly explaining to Liam—and Simon, whom Liam had phoned—that it wasn't anything serious, just a prank gone horribly wrong. 

"Can't you just take them off?" Simon ask, tinny but still audibly exasperated. Probably because they'd woken him up at—Louis did some quick addition—half two in the morning.

"Well," Louis started.

"The key's lsot," Liam said. Louis was pointedly not meeting Liam's eyes, focused on the floor instead, but he could essentially hear Liam's facial expression, rolling eyes included.

"Right," Simon said. "So find it."

"It's not really so much lost as ... Niall threw it out the bus window by accident." 

[flimsi]

I really miss Lj a lot of the times. I enjoy tumblr but I really miss how personal lj could be. I found it much easier to get to know people and have conversations.

Agreed!

I miss having long comment conversations and reading about people's lives and yknow, also feeling safe to post about my own life, knowing that I can lock the entry and nobody except my friends will be able to read it?