#destroy solace

[t4tozier]

consider: porter meets jace's family. would it be a mess or would porter flex the "paladin IS a charisma caster" so much that jace is like WHO are you

ohhh my god. those three levels of paladin are really pulling the weight here. okay okay this is my first time posting about jace's family in like. a relatively canon au so now i have to decide things.

ik i'm in the minority here but i feel like he actually has a pretty normal family? (normal being subjective of course) but i think he has a high elven mother, human or maybe half-elf father. i was pretty dead set on divine soul jace for a minute at the beginning but now i'm partial to wild magic sorcerer so i think he maybe got that from one of his parents and the other is a ranger. maybe elven ranger mom and wild magic sorcerer dad.

he's definitely an only child to me, so his parents were pretty doting, and it's a huge deal whenever he starts seeing anyone because they want to make sure the person is treating their baby right. when jace is in his 20s, he has a pattern of bringing people home to meet his parents and then, anywhere from a week to a year later, coming to them crying about how it didn't work out or he got tired of them or they got tired of him. and then there's a long stretch of time where they don't hear anything about jace's prospective partners.

so then, when he finally brings porter up to them, they're like. oh?? our boy has finally (maybe) settled down?? and he's like. you Cannot embarrass me okay. i Mean It. and they're like. well. we're going to embarrass you we're your parents.

and porter doesn't really know how to feel. he's met some partners' parents in the past, but not many, and most of them turned their noses up when they found out he was a goliath or a barbarian. so he's kind of on edge actually. and jace simultaneously is trying to comfort him being like no it's fine they're nice i swear and freaking out because he's like i haven't brought anyone home in over a decade they know this is a Big Thing i really need this to go well for everyone involved.

but it actually ends up being...okay?? they set up in the backyard so porter doesn't have to awkwardly make himself fit into their (modest, but not exceedingly large) house, and he brings them a nice bottle of wine that zara recommended and flowers and he is charming, so much so that it does throw jace a little, but it's not even that he's turning it up for jace's parents--he just genuinely is that charismatic when he's not being a dick. and he knows jace wants this to go well--and so does he, okay, he has feelings, too, sue him--so he does his best to be nice. but it's not even that hard, in the end; he bonds with jace's mom over her explorations into the mountains of chaos and only slightly humiliates jace with stories of his surges that his parents then proceed to top with talking about his surges during puberty.

as jace is saying goodbye to his parents that night, they both give him little thumbs up and are like you picked a good one. and jace flushes and goes off to the car as porter comes out of the bathroom, and jace's dad is like so. cliffbreaker. i expect to see a ring on that finger next time you two visit. and porter chuckles a little and nods and says, i'll do my best, sir, and heads out to the car where jace is wine-loose and smiley, and he reaches over to pull porter in for a kiss as he gets in the car and murmurs i love you against his lips and porter grins and kisses him harder before pulling out of the driveway so that he can show jace just how much he means it when he says i love you, too.

[anessthetic]

reference by @/searingcircuits on X! thanks to off. pressure artist for providing such a good composition :D

[harlothane]

Theon's storyline + (psychological and gothic) horror

[ghastigiggles]

headcanon: sebastian is such a DICK when it comes to raspberries and nibbles, especially with those shark fangs

PLUS HE CAN JUST SCOOP YOU UP AND JUST START OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOFMODNGORNFIQJSKE

man.

[sunshines-child]

Y’all please I need a high school AU fic where Will is the jock who parties every other day but somehow still has straight A+ instead of the “nerd who’s really sweet and the teacher’s pet”

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

Inspired by @mediumgayitalian’s post

https://www.tumblr.com/mediumgayitalian/747989259902943232/the-crooked-creaky-door-of-the-cluttered

I love her writing so much I drew this at 2am like I was possessed

Forgive me for everything I’m barely thinking straight

[multiversal-pudding]

I still wonder…

Like. Seb’s document said he broke out while he was being transported

where was he being transported *to?*

Were they just changing where he was contained in the Blacksite? Doubtful given he was still given free enough reign to work on equipment during that time- he probably could’ve just moved himself, maybe with guards

Was he going to another site entirely? It’s implied Urbanshade has multiple sites even if Hadal is one of the main ones-

Were they going to sell him off? I mean- Urbanshade has a history of putting anomalies up for auction, both the Limited Time Imaginary Friend document and the Abstract Art files mention them selling off anomalies they don’t have a use for that aren’t something worth Neutralizing (or the other way around, too useless to sell), we know there’s other companies out there who’d probably have Use for a giant mutant- likely things that wouldn’t be good for him either like some kind of military use/Rich Weirdo Collector type stuff also

Did he even know? He waited 10 years to enact his plan- was it just the first chance he got, or did something happen?

[deadlakess]

I don't know why I did this to myself, but here it is...

DARK/1899/SEVERANCE

[iliterallyjustlivehere]

thinking a lot about nico and "the burned child loves the fire"

[m0thonawall]

thinking of posting my doodles from the week every sunday

[boyslit-moving]

since they/them seems to be too hard for some people let's kick this up to level 3

[beuatifulbuttercup]

Will: Cecil, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Cecil: It… It didn't take me the whole day…

Will: Today, Lou Ellen said a swear word, so Cecil said that they were going to wash Lou Ellen's mouth out with soap. Lou Ellen replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

Cecil: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Will: Lou Ellen is 70 of your impulse control and you know this Cecil. Lou Ellen: I feel like Cecil is the more responsible one of us two though. Cecil: We are both 70 of each others' impulse control. Lou Ellen: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Lou Ellen: Would you slap Will- Cecil: Yes. Lou Ellen: I didn't even finish! Cecil: Sorry, continue. Lou Ellen: Would you slap Will for 10 dollars? Cecil: I would do it for free. Will: Rude…

Lou Ellen: I love hearing Will shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

Will: it’s illegal to look better than me. Cecil: I guess we’re all going to jail then.

Lou: And now for a gay update with Will and Cecil. Cecil: Getting gayer. Lou: Thank you, Cecil.

[cheezeischeezing]

Shipuary Day 18: Solangelo (Nico Di Angelo x Will Solace) [Heroes of Olympus | The Sun and the Star]

@animinarts's Day 17

Day 16 << >> Day 20

[theyautjaarchivist]

Being a yautja fanfic writer is having one fanfic being so character driven and just about two people wanting to love each other through the bs that the world (aka me) keeps throwing at them

and then the other is a critique on corporate greed combined with my behavoiral psych twist on xenos and angst.

[patzweigz]

that piece of anakin really made me think about how fucked up his life was

[daisychainsandbowties]

fuck you for landing on exactly the reason i was thinking about ME earlier fuck you fuck you fuck you can I have one (1) time you don't nail down my exact thought process offhand fuck youuuuuu