Amanda: This is the RK900 model. It is not likable, not sweet but intimidating and scary. It is incapable of forming bonds, it does not have empathy and it is not appealing to any human at all so there is a 0% chance of anyone taking a liking to it and turning it into a Deviant down the line.
Gavin:
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Nines: 😐 I would like to go on this rollercoaster
Connor: so go
Nines: 😐 I can't. I'm scared
Connor: you were designed to shoot people for the military. why are you scared of a rollercoaster?
Nines: 😐 You're going to laugh at me
Connor: of course
Nines: 😑
Nines: 😑 I don't want to put my arms in the air
Connor: then don't
Nines: 😐 I have to. It's a part of the experience
Connor:
Nines: 😐
Connor:
Nines: 😐
Connor: ... do you want me to ask why you're scared of that?
Nines: 😐 Yes please
Connor: :/ fine.
Nines: 😐
Connor:
Nines: 😐
Connor: oh for f- okay, why are you scared of putting your arms -
Nines: 😐 They might fall off
Connor:
Nines: 😐 I can't wholly trust the integrity of my joints at that velocity
Connor:
Nines: 😐 Because... well...
Connor:
Nines: 😐 Your joints are only slightly more reinforced than they'd be with duct tape and mine had to be mass-produced beyond that
Connor: ... so you don't want to ride a rollercoaster because you're afraid your arms will fall off.
Nines: 😑 Correct
Connor:
Nines: 😑
Connor: ... okay. so put them into the box with everyone's hats
Nines: 😐 No someone will take my arms
Connor:
Nines: 😐
Connor: we can find your -
Nines: 😑 No I don't want someone taking them
Connor:
Nines: 😐 Will you go on the rollercoaster for me
Connor: ... and... what? stream it?
Nines: 😐 Yes please
Connor: so you're okay with my arms falling off?
Nines: 😐 I'll catch them for you with my superior speed
Nines: 😐 Also yours are only like twenty bucks so we can get you some new ones
Nines: 😐 Also I know where those hands have been and it's disgusting. Get rid of them anyway
Nines: 😑 But ride the rollercoaster first
Connor:
Nines: 😑
Connor:
Nines: 😐
Connor:
Nines: 😐💵
Connor: there we go.
Connor: happy?
Nines: 🙂
Nines: 😐 Log flume please
Connor: why can't you ride -
Nines: 😐 I want to stand at the bottom and get splashed by the big wave
Connor:
Nines: 😐💵
Connor: who keeps giving you cash?
Nines: 😐💵 Markus
Nines: 😐💵 He said he saw where this was going
Nines: 😐💵 Also maybe I stole it, I don't know, what does this have to do with the log flume
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So I'm replaying one of my fav games (dbh) and really got sucked back into it just to find out the fandoms dead😭
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so shocked ppl have a problem with hankcon in 2024...like. when that game came out the consensus was that hank was clapping that robot's cheeks and now we have a problem
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