#devil may headcannon

[cheeriochat]

Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

[icycoldninja]

Dating Vergil headcannons

-Vergil is undoubtedly a loving sweetheart. Yes, he has a grumpy side, but he truly loves you and cares for you however he can.

-Always protects you, be it from devils and grotesque monsters or a dog that happened to growl at you a little too much.

-Kinda gets overprotective like a dad over you whenever you get sick or injured, no matter how small the wound/illness is. He will immediately go into full parenting mode and wrap you up in a cocoon of blankets while worriedly feeding you soup and forcing bitter tasting medicine down your throat, or force you into a chair so he can dress and disinfect the wound as needed.

-Very jealous around Dante. Even though he knows that his brother would never attempt to steal you away from him, he can't shake that feeling; that nagging worry that perhaps you would fall for Dante's charms and leave him all alone.

-Of course, you'd never ever leave him, but Vergil's not the best at reading people, so he often needs to be told that.

-Shower this man in all the love and affection he deserves--you're the only one he'll ever allow to anyway.

-Calls you cute nicknames (but only in private) such as Babe, Dove, Sunlight, Sweetness, Queen, and My Motivation.

-Not good at expressing his affection through speech (bro I feel u) but excels at writing love letters to you, which he will never give to you in person--he'll just leave them lying around and hope you notice them.

-In order to escape teasing from Dante, he refuses to participate in any kind of PDA, no matter how small. He will, at the very most, hold your hand, but only when Dante is not around and if you ask nicely.

-Behind closed doors, however, things are entirely different. You will have yourself a living koala. He will latch onto you and never let go, using his huge frame to keep you pinned to whatever you happen to be lounging on, be it his plastic chair or your living room couch.

-Can't cook. It's a Sparda family curse. You are now tasked with the sacred duty that is producing a meal for this poor dude.

-Once a year, he undergoes his demon mating period--during this time, he gets really grumpy and cuts off all contact with everyone for like a month, the only exception is you.

-That's cause he needs you for something, if ya catch my drift. ;)

-Literally cold as ice, all the time. No matter how much you hold and snuggle him; no matter how many layers of clothes he wears, he's always cold.

-He doesn't feel it though, only you do, and because of that, he wonders why you always want to wrap him up in blankets and cuddle him.

-Complete and utter NERD for books, movies, TV shows, anime and so on. Knows enough about these topics to write an entire wiki but unfortunately must suppress this knowledge to save himself from the agony that is Dante's taunts.

-If you happen to share the same interests as him, then good for you! You two can spend all day holed up at home, geeking out about literally everything like the soul mates you are. 💓

[vampiriccreature]

I think that Vergil has done even more horrible things that we don’t know about in his pursuit of power. Like what was he doing between the ages of 8-19? Atrocities beyond human comprehension is my best guest.

Vergil has shown time and time again to be so consumed with his fear and feeling of abandonment that he will push away anything that seems too “human” or “weak.” He pushed down his emotions and human half, only referring to himself as a demon. He pushed away Dante when he tried to save him at the end of 3, slicing his hand to make sure Dante couldn’t have a chance at grabbing Vergil and saving him. He ignored fear and survival instincts and fought Mundus despite having a full day of fighting and getting defeated by his brother already.

Vergil is not a smart character because he’s so irrational from his fear and greed. He wants power and he doesn’t want to be hurt. Yet it’s so self-destructive. His greed and desperate attempt to chase away his fear caused his downfall. So with this lack of rational thinking, who knows what he’s been driven to do in his past. He’s probably killed, hurt, and destroyed so much more then we know.

As we learned in 5 and Visiojs of V however, we know Vergil is really just a scared 8 year old boy who wants his mother to save him. He just wants to be protected and loved, a very human desire.

So when I think about the “what if” situation where Vergil knew he had a child, it makes me wonder what he’d really be like.

I don’t think he’d abandon Nero. He may push down his emotions and only focus on his pursuit of power but that all stems from his supposed abandonment as a child. So to do to his own kid what was done to him? Just doesn’t make sense. He may have periods where he’ll try to leave but he’ll always come back.

So driven by his own fear of what happened to him and recognizing that Nero is only 1/4th demon he would have Nero start training the MOMENT he could walk. He wouldn’t be a very emotional father, especially if it was just him. Maybe if raising Nero caused him to reconnect with Dante he would be forced to accept what happened to him and realize that Eva didn’t pick Dante over him. But even so, a lifetime of hatred, jealousy, and fear doesn’t just go away even if one discovers it was based in lies.

Vergil wouldn’t be a good father per-say, but if he knew he’d try his best in his own way. His own way being rigorous training and hard to communicate emotions but he’d try to make Nero feel protected.

[tamagoneko]

happy pride month! 🫶💜

[dmc-brainrot]

Hello! Dunno if you do headcanons or not, but I have an ask for you. How do you think Dante would behave when he's in a disagreement/fight with his s/o? I see him as a rather conflict avoiding person, tbh. If there's a problem he'll do his best to ignore it and sweep it under the rug. Which is obviously not good, neither for him, nor his partner. So it really takes something special to force him to acknowledge the situation head on, I think.

Also. Do you think he would be first one to apologize afterwards or nah? Or depending on who's wrong? Just gimme some thoughts. Or don't, up to you :)

Have a nice day!

Dante (DCM5) Headcannons (part 1):

a.n: I think the whole ‘sweeping it under the rug’ behaviour would be the most accurate for him, but here’s some of my own!(i never did headcannons before so apologies if the formatting is weird?)

After a disagreement:

Dante is the first one to leave the argument, either by saying ‘I am not arguing with you right now/about this’, or simply walking away and leaving you talking to yourself

Dante is not a good listener when you share your argument, and rather ignore it completely to avoid stressing about it

Dante doesn’t raise his voice, but I don’t think he’d make eye contact either, especially while you’re talking, always looking down or to his surroundings as a way to deflect his attention as well

After a fight (yelling, etc):

I feel Dante would let you scream alone, and this is a double edged sword because it could  be perceived as manipulative (since you’d be seen as the emotional exploding mess and him the calm and collected rational guy), but also mostly because he REALLY doesn’t want to waste his energy yelling or getting worked up

He’d be the quiet type to just let you exhaust yourself, and then maybe have the audacity to ask ‘are you done?’ afterwards

I think to make him actively participate in a fight like this, it really would depend of the subject, if it’s something he perceives as unimportant by his own standards (even if in a general sense, it could be important), he is not going to give himself trouble getting personally involved

I think also that the only way to make him ‘care’ to participate is to really hammer it into his head until he snaps (which is also not really healthy for neither side), because I feel Dante is also the type of person to think one conversation fixes the problem, and once he realizes that’s not the case and you keep bringing it up, he’s going to eventually get fed up and then participate to see how to end it for good. But again, you’d be the one who’d have to lead this, which can be mentally exhausting.

a.n: also I know all of these make him sound like a terrible person, but I think toxic behaviours don’t necessarily make someone an exclusively toxic person, and all of these passive behaviours CAN be changed through enough communication

Who’d apologise first:

This is a toughie because I think Dante would definitely apologise first but mostly to end the argument faster, and only after you properly discuss everything that he’d give a genuine apology and offer to make it up to you somehow (can be an extensive process)

When he’s wrong, I think the more severe it is the more he’s going to try to avoid seeing it as his fault, because he wants to do things his way. In this case, I think the only way to get him to apologise first would to let him get his shit wrecked lol, to really beat the pride out of him

Final Thoughts:

Overall I think Dante when it comes to arguments, fights, and etc, is a really passive guy. He may give off the impression he doesn’t care or as dismissive, but I think mostly because he doesn’t know how to solve problems without fighting or killing. Throughout the games, from what I could gather, specially in DMC5, he lacks communication and prefers to handle things his way than to actually sit down and have a talk. Talking for him is just fighting, but with his S/O I feel he’d be at such a loss on how to handle the situation properly, it’d take a lot to make him go from “seemingly uncaring” to “understanding”. The main issue would be the ‘sweep under the rug’ mentality of him letting things pile up before they explode in his face, because he’s the kind of guy to say he can just ‘fix it later’.

[its-deputy-caleb]

DMC5 — Sleepy Kisses

howdyy ya’ll— guess who’s trying to write for a new fandom?? me :) i’ve decided to try something new (n i’ve been dying to test out some fluff dmc works) and i will juggle these with my far cry works too!! 

pls forgive how these turned out, i’m still getting a feel for every character and i wanna do em justice but that takes practice and i’m sure these hc’s/tropes have been done before but for now pls enjoy <3

Dante

Dante is known for his late night’s spent working after weeks of neglected paper work, however he’s got a bad habit of being disorganised— hence the whole predicament of needing to work late.

You wander over to his desk to find him snoring softly with a pile of paperwork as his pillow and whiskey bottles resting beside his head. With each snore, his hair ruffles on the exhale and you can’t help but smile softly as his nose scrunches adorably.

His back will be sorry tomorrow if you left him there, and so with gentle hands on his shoulders, you litter soft kisses along his neck until he stirs.

“Hey there sleepyhead, come to bed with me.. unless you plan to sleep there all night.”

In his groggy state, Dante is relatively easy to nudge in the direction of the bedroom. He only manages to slip on one set of stairs before he’s collapsing face first into the bed.

Dante sleeps with his head tucked into your chest, his hair tickling your collarbone before promptly passing out once more and snoring in your ear all night.

Vergil

Vergil loves his peace and quiet, especially after returning back from Hell. He’s comforted by the silence and he feels most comfortable curled up on the worn in couch with a book in his hand and your head in his lap.

He doesn’t say much beyond the slight grumble or hum from a particular interesting fact in one of his many books of demon lore. You can tell instantly when he’s fallen asleep by the lack of turning pages, looking down to see a sleepy Vergil with the book on his chest.

Running your hand through his pristine hair, you carefully bend down and place a gentle kiss onto the bridge of his nose as you slowly wake him with caution.

“Vergil— Darling, let’s go lie down properly.”

It’s a known fact Vergil prefers naps and sporadic periods of sleep over anything remotely close to a good eight hours but if anyone could convince him, it’d be you. With your hand in his, the two of you wander into his bedroom before climbing under the covers.

Of course, he faces away from you— trying to maintain some semblance of stoicism but you’re having none of that as you move over and spoon him. You hold his hands in front of his chest, squeezing softly until you finally hear his breathing even out and he relaxes into you.

Nero

Nero is more than exhausted after taking on extra jobs with Dante. He arrives home with tense shoulders and little energy as he claims the closest surface as his new sleeping cove.

You find him curled up on the couch, The Red Queen resting against the armrest and his jacket still on as he snores softly. One boot has been kicked off as well as his gloves and you watch as his face relaxes the deeper he nods off.

You figure he should at least remove his outer clothes to get a proper (and well deserved) nights sleep. Placing kisses on his cheeks, you take a knee by the couch to pull off his boot and get him comfortable.

“Those demons must have done a number on you Love, help me with your jacket and then we can go lie down.”

Nero doesn’t let you get further than placing his boot next to its partner before you’re pulled onto the couch with him and tucked securely in his arms.

His arms are wrapped around you in a bear hug, but it keeps both of you feeling warm and cozy— the perfect conditions for falling asleep. 

Nico

Nico’s inspiration for her craft can often hit her at random points in the day and it’s only late at night after she’s been tinkering and designing prosthetics do you find her fast asleep at her workbench.

Today is no different as you wander over to her, noting how her glasses are skewed as they rest on her arms and the very prominent welding tool still in her hands.

You’re quick to remove the tool from her hand, thanking whoever’s out there that she didn’t lose an arm whilst falling asleep welding. Her fingers are rough from her work and you take a moment to pepper kisses along each of them before waking her slowly.

“Morning sweetheart, you’re looking very cozy there— but I think the bed will be much better.”

You do your best to half carry-half drag Nico to your bedroom where you both rug up under the blankets and snuggle together.

The two of you sleep with your noses bumping and your legs tangled together under the duvet. Nico’s hair brushes your cheeks, strewn about the pillow and you can’t help but admire how beautiful she looks in that moment.

[analgravee]

fun lil challenge <3

[a-pretty-nerd]

Vergil requires postcoital cuddles.

Like absolutely requires it or else he will be grumpy.

[teriuss]

Vergil "bedtime" Headcannons

spicy spicy!! i NEED him on me. inside me? yeah.

cw: not safe for work

little things turn him on. the nape of your neck, your hands, the bit of fat on your abdomen. he finds that very attractive.

his dick is aggravatingly sexy. he has slight phimosis, with the prettiest pink head. it's thick and curves upward.

his favorite position is absolutely missionary. he likes the close proximity and being able to see your face twist in pleasure.

he cums a LOT. there is so much pent up, that spurt after spurt comes out when he orgasms. if he's not inside you when he cums, expect to be covered head to toe in semen.

loud, but he holds it in. move your hips a certain way and he'll let out a loud groan.

if he trusts you enough, he'll give himself to you. completely dominate him. he will whine and beg.

refuses to have penetrative sex without a condom. after accidentally conceiving nero and unknowingly abandoning him, he doesn't want that to happen again.

he likes blowjobs a little bit too much. he can't resist taking your hair in his hand and controlling your movement.

he was given a phone by nero. expect him to take photos of you during sex. he doesn't like porn, he uses you to masturbate.

i like to think he blushes down to his chest :)

[babyyweebbitch]

Got another request for ya! :) May I please request headcanons for Dante, Nero, and Nico reacting to their female S/O arguing with her mother due to said mother's disapproval of her life choices and love life?

trigger warning : arguing , homophobic mother (ik it goes against my do not write for but this is the first and ONLY time), cursing

Dante S.

you and dante have been dating for a few months now and you had moved in with him at his place after a few weeks of dating and everything was pretty amazing, you were helping Dante with his work and everything, you met his family and friends — basically having the time of your life with the man you loved

recently dante had been wanting to meet your family, you didn’t have a problem with him meeting them it’s just your mother you were worried about…. you knew she wouldn’t approve of your relationship and current life right now so you were a bit hesitant to actually schedule the day for the dinner.

as the day started to come you got anxious more and more by the day and Dante noticed this, he felt bad for asking you to see your family, he ended up talking to you about it and he said if you didn’t want to go you didn’t have to — he could meet them some other time without your mother present

the day has come for you and dante to have dinner your family, as you walked up to the door dante noticed how scared you were reaching for the door knob, your hand was shaking pretty bad and this was his moment to talk to you about this again, he gently grabbed your arm to prevent you from opening the door right now

“babe, you don’t have to be here — like i said a few days ago we can just leave at anytime just tell me when” he said in a soft and serious tone, he never really hit serious like this but when he did it was something important like this. you nodded and then opened the door to your home without saying a word about what he just said, he followed in behind you and you were met by your older siblings playing, your father and mother in the kitchen cooking the pasta they said they would cook and your family dog who ran up to you almost immediately

“SISTER!!” the twins said in unison as they ran up to you as well, you hugged everyone by the entrance and Dante introduced himself to the kids before going over to the dining room where the table was and everything. after you were done hugging everyone you went over to Dante who was already talking to your father about his job at the dining table

“oh Y/N! i’m so glad your here!” you father said after he saw you, standing up to hug you. your father had always been so kind and sweet to you and your siblings, you and your father had a special bond that was unbreakable

“i’m glad i came — where’s Tyler?” your younger brother who was 17, since you left he was pretty much the only one who really kept in contact besides your fathers regular check ins here and there, your father pulled you aside and talked lowly so your mother didn’t hear, this was Dante’s cue to try and conversate with your mother and also help her while you and your father talked

“he and your mother got into another argument… he wants to move in with you and your boyfriend because how how bad things have gotten recently” he said looking down the hall to his room “you should go and talk to him before you leave” you nodded in agreement before you both went to the kitchen where Dante and your mother were

“h-hey mom….” you spoke softly as your mother looked up at you for a second before looking back down

“i’m surprised you actually came and that you actually have a boyfriend” there it was, you have just been waiting for her to say something rude like that. you sighed and tried to ignore it

“how have you been?” you asked, dante was actually shocked she said that — the first sentence that came out her mouth was that and dante was even more shocked you brushed it off like that

“i’m fine… so tell me — Dante, what do you do for a living?” she placed the cover over the pot and stared directly at him, her arms crossed

“i’m a Demon hunter — i kill the demons that are ruining the City…. Y/N is one as well” he said, making eye contact with her as well. you have always told your mother that you’ve been going to college as a back up and she looked disappointed

“so you’re not going to college, Y/N? that’s what you’ve been doing all these months? doing something so stupid and easy as Demon hunting?” she turned to look at you, anger in her face as she did — you could never please her, no matter how much you did that you think would make her happy it was never enough

“it’s not stupid…. nor easy mother — it’s a tough job and we’re always risking our lives for everyone in this city…. especially me because i’m not like Dante” you responded, your voice gentle as always

“i think that’s an amazing thing — you’re helping the city and that’s good” your father said

“no — Demons don’t exist, Y/N…. they never have and they never will — why couldn’t you just stay in college?”

“with all due respect ma’am — they are very much real…. i’m part Demon, but enough about me. Y/N works hard to protect the City…. she almost died saving a family two months ago so for you to say something so rude that demons dont exist is out of line, Miss” he spoke as he walked over to you to make sure you were okay

“you brought a demon into my house, Y/N? your kids are gonna be little demons causing problems around this place! and almost die my ass — you didn’t almost die because it never happened! listen to yourself!”

“mom, that family was going to be killed by five demons — i went there alone to help them and got a scar on my chest to prove it…. the fact i’m out here risking my life for this city ans my own mother won’t give me the time of freaking day is ridiculous!” you said, both of your hands on the counter

“never in my 56 years of life have i heard of a demon….” was all she said

“because you’re so close minded that you don’t even know a damn thing about what’s happening in the city right now — there’s an attack going on and it’s a big deal…. i’m here instead of doing my job right now…. i’m here while families and people die because i love you guys….”

“so…. what’s actually happening is true?” your father cut in, worry in his voice, he has been trying to tell your mother about it for days but she wouldn’t give him the time of day about it

“yes…. you guys are fine because you live far from the city but i suggest leaving to another state for a bit just incase they spread to here….” dante said to him

“mom — i’ve done nothing wrong to you ever to deserve the hate from you that i’m getting…. but i’m gonna go and do my job to save you” you grabbed your keys and started to walk away with dante

“wait, what about Tyler?” your father called out

“tell him i’ll come by whenever i have everything under control — and tell him he is moving in with us….” was all you said as you left and closed the door behind you and dante. he kinda followed behind you in silence before finally talking

“i’m sorry for…. that” he said, feeling responsible for you and your mother arguing earlier, he was the one who suggested the dinner

“it’s not your fault she’s an asshole…. come on we have a city to save”

Nero

you and nero have been together for about a year or two and you had moved to Red Grave city in order to be with him forever as you guys put it. you guys started as internet friends when you were younger, playing games, video calling a lot and then started dating years after that, you guys met a few times, you going to Red grave city, he going to (your city) a few times. eventually you ended up moving in with him a year ago as well

so him knowing you already means he knows about your mom and to be honest he doesn’t like her but you couldn’t blame him on that one, every time she talked to you either while you guys were on video call or voice chat in a game was always rude

one day, she decided to just show up in your City and call you to pick her up. neither you or Nero invited her and the way she spoke to you made him upset as hell hearing how she’s making you pick her up from the airport and not saying a word on why she’s here until she got to your house you both plus Nico lived at

you were lugging her luggage inside of the house and placed down her two heavy suitcases as she just walked in with nothing in her hands but her phone and sunglasses

“mom — can you help me with these? this is your stuff….” you said panting heavily as you leaned on one of the suitcases, nero came with a glass of water

“your living room is dirty…. there is stuff everywhere — why didn’t you clean before i got here?”

“you randomly showed up, how the hell am i gonna clean the house for an event i never knew was happening?” you said as you took a sip of water,

“language young lady!”

“you’re in our house!” you barked back before adding “why are you even here?” you asked

“me and your father are getting a divorce and he kicked me out — none of your brothers wanna have ne move in so i thought you wouldn’t mind”

“well i do mind…. there’s already five people living here, me, nero, our friend, his uncle and dad. you can’t stay here mom” she looked almost offended you just said that to her.

“plus it’s already alot with us not really being at the house alot because of what’s happening in the city…” nero added from behind you, this was one of the few times you’re at home to relax for a day or two before you go back to work soon — Nico was in the garage fixing the van because she had done something wrong and it was undrivable for a few days

“there is nothing happening in the city, we drove through it and it’s fine”

“we didn’t — i took the long ass way here and there which is why it took an hour to get there and an hour to get back…. if you wanna check the news that’s fine but you should have done that before deciding to come here” you said as you moved the bags to the living room and lifted them both on the couch

“well, im here now and i’m going to stay but not unless this place is gonna be dirty…”

“well looks like you’re gonna have to get an apartment somewhere far from here — mom…. i don’t understand why you’re here…. i’m sure you’ve seen the news on the demon invasion in the city but you still came just to bother us”

“i said me and your father are getting a divorce….”

“tough shit, im sorry for you but don’t you have friends in (your city) to stay with?”

“okay listen…. first you move away with some random person you met off the internet — your relationship probably was never real to begin with Y/N. now you’re being rude to me. i am the guest here. you’re supposed to treat me with kindness, young lady”

“no, you came into the place i live at unannounced, if you would have asked me maybe i could have let you stay here but you’ve been nothing but rude to me my entire life — no wonder why you’re getting a divorce dad is tired of dealing with your attitude 24/7…. you can stay for a few days only because i don’t want my mother being killed by a demon out in the city trying to find a place to stay…. don’t fuck anything up while we’re gone” was all you said before you went to the Garage to help Nico and talk to her about what just happened and even after what your mother said about you and Nero he still helped her that night

once your mother was asleep on the couch he went to find you still with nico in the garage

“ya’know, your mother sounds like a real b — oh hey nero!” nico said with a smile on her face pretending she wasn’t about to call your mom a bitch….

“…… so anyway —“

Nicoletta G.

you’ve been dating Nico for quite some time now and she’s been wanting to meet your mother and father for a while now. you’ve always jokingly said an excuse every time but this time you finally gave in to her meeting them. after a few hours of convincing yourself you finally called them and asked for dinner with them

you told her not to get to excited about this because your mother isn’t exactly the best person, you told her that she’s pretty judgemental. you hated growing up with her, your father was completely fine — he was amazing, your built in best friend but your mother was just mean

as you guys were going to your parents house you kinda mentally prepared for their reaction because you didn’t know what it would be, Nico reassured you that she’ll be by your side no matter what they say in there

you opened the door to your childhood home and walked inside, Nico following behind you and closing the door behind the both of you. as you both walked to the dining room where you had heard them talking your father was excited to see you and Nico

“oh hello girls! we just got started so i don’t you don’t mind staying longer than expected” he said as he hugged you both

“i don’t mind none! it gives us just enough time to talk about alot of stuff!” nico said being her regular self, she then introduced herself “im Nico! it’s a pleasure to meet you both”

“i’m (fathers name) and this is my wife (mothers name) please, sit get comfortable! what does everyone want to sip on tonight?” he made his way into the kitchen to get some cups

“just some water please….” you said, sitting down next to Nico at the dining table

“i’ll have the same please” nico reached for your hand underneath the table to silently reassure that everything would be okay

“ so Nico…. tell me what do you do for a living?” you mother said, placing the spoon down next to the stove and looking at the both of you. you looked down the moment you made eye contact with her, it was scary meeting her eyes again

“well, im sort of a mechanic as you would say, i like to build stuff, work on some cars — i also make weapons for my friends’ jobs. i make me and Y/N’s mutual friend well functionin’ metal arms as one of his weapons for demon huntin’!” she said, she liked talking about her work to new people, it was just who she was it made her happy to talk about these things

“ah…. and Y/N? what about you?”

you froze in your seat as she directed her attention to you — you slowly looked up and thought before you spoke

“uhm….. i…. i help nico with some of her work and i’m a demon hunter as well….” you sort of lowered your voice at the last part, your mother was very close minded about you not being a demon hunter or anything dealing with demons, so her reaction was pretty much expected

“Demon hunter?! i thought you said you weren’t going to be a demon hunter, Y/N!” her yelling made you jump and look away, Nico could tell you were scared as hell saying that to her

“mother…. i…. i lied just to make you happy — but even me lying that i was going to college wasn’t even enough to keep you happy….”

“so you never went or did you drop out?”

“…… dropped out — b-but for a good reason, mother!”

now she was pissed off…. “i paied all that money just for you to drop out, become a demon hunter and be a lesbian on top of that?! i’ve taught you better, Y/N! what else are you not telling me that i should know about?”

“m…mother i—“

“pardon me miss but, Y/N was strugglin’ dealin’ with college, Demon huntin’ and tryin’ to stay alive every day while doin’ this job! plus a professor there that i will not mention at this moment bein’ god awfully strange towards her — your daughter is doin’ what not alot of people would and that’s riskin’ her life for people she will never see again…. and for you too. so for you to stand there and be rude towards this woman while she could be out killin’ them demons out there instead of be being bullied by her own mother is rude and i will not stand for it” nico protested — you looked over at her and silently asked what the hell she was doing

“i have told her for years and years that she cannot do that demon hunting bullshit — and she went against my wishes and did so anyway!”

“excuse my language but your wishes right now don’t mean shit…. yes, you are her mother but you don’t get to dictate her life — she didn’t want to go to college in the first place but she still tried just to make you happy — she also told me that your husband there, her father used to be a demon hunter himself so it runs in her veins and will run in our childrens veins as well and so—“

“children? you can’t have biological kids — you’re lesbians” she cut off Nico

“mom!”

“(mothers name)! why would you say something like that?!” your father said as he went over to you and Nico to make sure you were okay after that comment. there were a few seconds between you all before nico finally stood up from her seat,

nico hated HATED whenever someone would say that about lesbian or gay couples and you knew she was the type to fight someone if they said that, you didn’t really wanna be responsible for your mother getting killed by her so you grabbed her hand and shook your head once she looked at you

“nico please…. let’s just go home….” you said, standing up after you spoke, you pushed in your chair and Nicos, after that you pulled her away from the table — she was staring daggers into your mothers soul as you pulled her away

your father walked you both out and apologised for your mom’s behaviour and that they were going to talk about it very soon

later that night after Nico was done telling Nero about everything you get a text from your father saying

‘we’re getting a Divorce… she didn’t take me talking to her about this too well so make some room! 😁 i might even work with y’all’

‘i’m sorry about that dad, and yeah — we can be a father daughter demon kicking duo!’

‘i meant help with the building stuff 😟 i am almost 60’

you and your father were always able to joke about almost everything, no matter how serious it was

other requests are gonna take a little bit longer to finish because i’m not in the right headspace rn 😀 so please expect that if you request anything, bye this is bad IM RUSTY OK 😭😭

[jangmo-othewarrior]

Lady, exhausted after a tough battle: Finally... now where the hell is Dante?

DT!Dante, flying in from distance: Lady! Here, take this.

Lady:

Dante: Don't worry, I only used half of it.

Lady: Dante, that is a half-eaten demon corpse.

Dante: Yeah? You killed half of the pests, so clearly you deserve half of their leader too.

Lady:

Lady: Dante, what the actual fuck-

[cheeriochat]

Sorry this is random but I was bored in my works lunch room waiting for my shift to start so I wrote this, Enjoy!!:

Random dmc headcannons!!!

(I've only played 5 so I'm only gonna cover those characters (+ Patty because I love her))

• If Vergil had a normal childhood and teen hood he totally would be in the Goth or Visual Kei scene (totally not projecting my own style onto him)

• Lady and Trish are dating but Dante is oblivious, they can't tell if hes pretending not to know or not

• Nero and Nico always argue on which flavour of various things tastes better as conversation starters and it always ends up in a slap fight

• Vergil and Dante sleep in the same way, sprawled out on the bed messily, Vergil just doesn't admit it (least he doesn't snore).

• Patty considers Nero as a pseudo brother/cousin which leads to shenanigans

• KYRIE IS ALSO GOTH!!!!! she has very religious undertones in what she wears

• Lady actually sleeps with one eye open, it scares everyone

• Trish got scouted by a modelling agency once and she gave it a shot, but immediately quit as her first shoot got her front page of a big fashion magazine and she became really popular for a bit

[icycoldninja]

Dating Dante headcannons

-Lazy ass himbo, he is. Does nothing but sit around all day reading magazines and eating pizza, yet somehow stays fit and sexy.

-Constantly bothering you over something or other--often stupid things like how to preheat the oven to warm up his pizza, why isn't the TV remote working, or how come that light bulb in the kitchen is out even though he changed it "last week" (which was really last year).

-Calls you exaggeratedly sweet nicknames like: Pookie bear, Sugar, Kitten, Sugar Plum, Cutie Pie, Sexy, and Cupcake.

-Always wants to take you places like the park, the beach, the forest, Vergil's place, etc.

-When he gets drunk (which is quite often) he acts like a needy cat. He craves cuddles and headpats, and if you don't fork em over, he'll whine endlessly and stare up at you with cute puppy dog eyes until you relent.

-Never tell anyone about this drunken behavior of his--especially Vergil--or your poor baby boy will never hear the end of it.

-Comes home from missions very late at night and puts zero effort into being quiet so you can sleep. Be prepared to hear loud footsteps and clattering dishes at 4:00 A.M.

-Genuinely wants to spend as much time as possible with you, but his work often calls him away. Eventually he gets fed up with it and snaps at whoever interrupts your couple time.

-The world's best cuddlebug; always squishing you up against him with those big arms, keeping you warm and safe until the end of time and beyond.

-Kisses any part of your body any chance he can get, from short little forehead kisses when he comes home to full on make-out sessions right before bedtime. ;)

-Takes you dancing every weekend, and brings Dr. Faust. Shenanigans incoming

-Pillow fights are common when you're with Dante, especially in the morning when he tries to wake you up. He'll toss a large pillow at your head, which you will catch, then throw back at him, and the exchange continues until either the pillows rip or someone (think Vergil) tells you guys to shut the hell up.

-You and him work together to come up with ridiculous pranks to mess with everyone, such as putting salt in Nero's coffee or leaving a glitterbomb in the van to "surprise" Nico.

[vampiriccreature]

I think about Dadgil au’s ALL the time, as sad as it is that Vergil never got to raise Nero it now gives me so many ideas for “what if” situations so here are some of my favs:

- Classic Vergil raising Nero as a baby, total teen dad that is emotionally unstable having to be there for a kid. Vergil abandoning his search for power due to the sense of responsibility he had for raising a kid. Vergil would by no means be an amazing father but I think he’d try.

- Vergil discovers Nero when Neros already a bit grown but not an adult. Like Vergil gets out of hell or whatnot and runs into a 10-15 year old Nero at the orphanage and raises him from then on. Just a lot of Nero teen angst and “You’re not my father,” and “You weren’t there when I was younger so you have to earn my respect,” type shit.

- Vergil raising Nero as a baby but disappearing when he’s older. Similar to the first where he steps up as a a dad and abandons his search for power and the such but when Neros older something happens to Vergil like he gets trapped in hell or demons kill/kidnap him and Neros still a child but of course remembers his father. I think if he knows/thinks Vergil was killed he’d become so deadset on revenge it would destroy any chance he had at teenhood. Meanwhile if it’s just a “Vergil disappears mysteriously” situation then Nero would be so conflicted on if his Dad abandoned him or not. I like this idea a lot since it’s similar to what happened to Vergil with him thinking his mother abandoned him but she didn’t and it wasn’t her fault.

Those are the main versions of Dadgil that cross my mind of course but if you have any other ideas or wanna add onto mine pleaseee do, these guys infect my mind.

[eponastory]

Alright... I'm calling it.

Astrological signs for Dante and Vergil...

Definitely Scorpio. Could be Capricorn, but I'm calling Scorpio. Now they could be cusp with Libra or Sagitarius, which narrows it down to Sept-December for birth month. Just a hypothesis.

Anyone else second my opinion?

What I've got so far is Scorpio and born in the mid to late 70's.

[joyfullemon]

Okay question! Should I post more head cannons? I can do other fandoms too like

Twd

Dislyte

Dmc

The Batman

Creepypasta

The quarry and more 🫶 so if you would like to see these pleaseee don’t hesitate to ask 🫶🫶