poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence
Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?
The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out
The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit
The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood
The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*
The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism
Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
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One of the strangest things that I haven’t heard anyone talk about is that the coffin teacher can apparently just leave? his body??
But if you need anything urgent, just press the button. Okay, I’ll leave you to it. Bye.
And remember, the buzzer is only for when you really need it- okay, you don’t need to press it when I’m here.
Which I guess implies that the whole sequence with the heart at the beginning was more of a summoning than anything? Which makes sense considering it’s A) a homage to Hellraiser (1987), and B) he has a list of dead people and generally acts like he wasn’t made two minutes ago.
Also I might be overthinking things, but he might’ve actually been around a long time. The style of shoe he wears (with the buckles on top) are from the 1700s–1800s, and he doesn’t seem know what a TV is:
“Woah, you’ve got one of those! I’ve been thinking about getting something like that.”
“What, a television?”
“Yeah! [laughs] Don’t tell anyone.”
“...What?”
And may or may not know what a cassette recorder is (”Where did you get that? What is this?”—though he might be talking about the song rather than the recorder itself).
I’m not sure what conclusion I’m trying to reach with this ramble except for the implication that Duck killed some kind of potentially 200 year-old demonic entity by Being Too Annoying makes the entire episode like 10x funnier
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I can imagine the most awkward interaction with these two.
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I want more silly Colin
damn i can't find more silly colin but i draw him a lot-
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with the surge of objectum stuff i've been seeing online i would like to present my take that the hit series don't hug me i'm scared is objectively objectum.
duck and his personal home shredder? objectum.
duck and the rock he picked up in s2e5? objectum.
duck again and that bowling ball in the pilot? it literally had a face that's objectum.
red guy and the fax machine? reverse objectum.
red guy and the microphone he drops in s1e6? also reverse objectum. somebody save this man.
yellow guy and that godforsaken spanner girl? objectum. (if you assume he's at least partially human)
lesley and her little voodoo dolls? tertiary objectum.
colin the sentient loving computer? they knew their audience.
and you can't convince me roy didn't build that massive mindfuck machine for one episode. let's not forget 'my dad is a computer'
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