#dickandballs

[swaglet]

99% of the time the only way i can cum from sex is on top and i think the grinding down/rubbing is similar and a vibrator sounds like it might make my shit explode/fall off.. . .. we got this ring thing you put on the Peener that vibrates but it kind of sucked but maybe ill try again holding it

omg girl tmi again but my poor clit is so teeny tiny and completely covered by my clitoral hood even when i'm fully stiff as a board under there so u could take a jackhammer to my shit and that would just be like an extra strength vibrator to me .... rip to all the girlies out there who are sensitive to vibration. wishing u luck in finding low-strength gentle ones.... mine is fancy as fuck and has a bunch of settings for the strength and i crank it up but the lowest setting almost feels like a very gentle electric toothbrush so maybe that wouldn't be so harsh.

i've tried that b4 (the grinding thing on top) and it kinda worked like it felt nice but frrrr my shit so tiny and so hidden that it barely works👎🏻 Literally testosterone is calling my name to make my girl grow

i've heard of/seen the packaging for those vibrating dick rings or whatever and they sound SCARYYY to me like definitely the lack of control of it would fuck wit me. definitely try holding onto her so u can control the pressure and where it touches u at

anyways i recommend Her..... 20 motha fuckin functions

[lobsterwall]

cut up hot peppers, didn't wash my hands, scratched my balls after, my dick and balls are on fire now, ouchie oof owie

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

love u guys and its significantly better with present day posts vs uncovering relics from ye olde fandome but this fandom is one of the most stressful fandoms ive ever been in and i was a bakudeku shipper with a popular fanfic at the height of the antishippers-actually-doxxing-people era. at least i didnt have to dodge ableism matrix style everytime i wanted to venture outside my friend group for content about my favorite character*

*this is a lie. my favorite character was bakugo. i absolutely had to do this then also

[raspberrycheescake]

I am disappointed with the number of dick posts on Tumblr so far

[socially-unexeptional]

u more of an ass or a tits kinda person?

[evilmirkat]

[ID: digital drawing of Newt and Hermann from Pacific Rim. Newt is nonchalantly dissecting a piece of Kaiju tissue and says: "lol whatever professor dick and balls". Hermann, who is standing behind him, looks at him in horror and yells: "what." End ID]

Professor dickandballs ………

[oliviawebsite]

i went on twitter for the first time in a while and its so sad how boring what people get horny about over there. oh wow a little white twink. how original smh they waste their gift of being able to post dickandballs on such normative expressions of desire 😔

[good-realtor-bad-realtor-dynamic]

First thoughts from just one watch under shitty circumstances with bad internet and worse sound:

RAMBLING FRANK vs RUSSIA THOUGHTS

I was very worried about this episode with how sacred the S5 DENNIS System episode is to us all. Didn't want a Thunder Gun 4 situation on our hands and thankfully they avoided it so hard! I think having the plot with Charlie, Frank, the mums, Uncle Jack and chess really helped out to make it feel more than a direct sequel.

SINNED -> DENNIS -> SINNED -> DENNIS — I'm so impressed with this. How did I, a wholeass Sunny fan, miss this for so long?! Three cheers to whoever came up with that inversion, really! Definitely something that happened in the writer's room and made everyone lose their shit for sure. I wonder who it was, could be Meg or another writer too, given how collaborative they all are!

And can I just say, Dennis the Restaurant Manager... oh how I love you so much! The Waitress is Getting Married is a personal favourite of mine and I wasn't expecting a bit of a redux of that whole situation.

I was so worried about all the "Mac getting a boyfriend and it being Ryan Reynolds" theories and I absolutely wanted none of that. Everyone had speculated it to death and it wouldn't have been fun anymore (not to mention I do not care for RR in my Sunny, I'm sure he's fine, but I don't need his and Rob's PR relationship filtering through into my dickandball show no I don't "find them cute" and I won't elaborate here anymore).

I know we'd guessed that Johnny could've been Dennis catfishing Mac, but it definitely felt like we were doing an Insane Fan Speculation more than anything — and for it to turn out to be correct! And in the best way, because we never could've seen the vibrating anal beads coming!! That's the best kind of "called it but it's still unpredictable".

It really broke my mind, this episode did. And don't even get me started on the Macdennis and queer Dennis of it all! As a longtime believer in Bisexual Dennis, I won so hard! All of us Queer Dennis Truthers won so fucking hard!

[Unpopular Take incoming] This is the first Sunny episode credited to Meg for writing that has felt so wholly "Classic Sunny" and super fuckin hilarious to me. I always appreciated her understanding of the characters and she's always a very solid writer, but this is the first time where I felt myself thinking ok, you she write RCG/Hornsby/Marder-Rosell/Chernins-level of an insane chaotic Sunny episode with multiple belly laughs and not just slightly Community-fied versions of the gang.

The closest her writing has felt like true Sunny to me before this was Dee Day, so I'm glad to see her grow and improve too, and I wonder if the podcast rewatch has helped in that regard! Must also help to have a classic S5 structure to play off in The D.E.N.N.I.S. System! (And ofc writing is collaborative, so well done to RCG and all the writers who pitched ideas and rewrites that ended up shaping this episode!)

I knew Heath Cullens directing meant a good chance of some interesting camerawork (and I've gotta say that even The Gang Inflates had some more dynamic shots than we've been getting in some of the later years and it's got to be the Cullens directing), but I wasn't expecting a whole visual callback to Being Frank! Loved it.

And the editing! The DENNIS System has always been great for cutaway gags and fun little inserts, so I loved seeing that carried out here with the cuts to Mac and Dee fucking up their dates and then finally pulling out the Magic Tissue of Mummy Issues (oh the potential for meta especially with the twins!). The pacing was so good!

Sunny pacing needs to feel like Mac crashing Dee's car into a wall while we are all Charlie watching it in real time and screaming when it's over.

Random strings of words because I'm too excited to be coherent:

Glenn's acting. His faces. His eyes. His range in this episode. Glacting. Juilliard. All the hits. All the big ones.

Mac and Dennis have canonically had sex in two different ways now, and yes, I'm including their sex tape/porn viewing sessions where they both masturbate together

Did Dennis pull out Mac's anal beads when he was asleep?

Vibrating fucking anal beads what the ACTUAL FUCK!

How many people did the gang drug again?

Danny DeVito with a vibrating asshole comedy acting 12/10 he's an international treasure for a reason

Dee stealing people's phones she's so stupid and bad at men. Never change Dee.

Uncle Jack though, pls change plz, I'm an IASIP loving degenerate so I laughed in horror at his creepiness ofc as I have since 1x7 but fucking hell man, can he be in his jail era already! Poor Charlie!

Hey, Charlie's got new America's just as we were promised on the pod

Oh I should make a post about everything we saw in this episode and that episode of the pod where they gave us all those hints, especially Meg talking about struggling with this cold open — added to the never-ending list of drafts and posts that will hopefully one day make it onto the blog yeah I'm lying to myself now

Parental issues everywhere this season, especially with the mums. Reynolds kids, I can't wait to lovingly put you under my microscope. Once I've rewatched this episode with good sound.

Also just in general, the SINNED system just says SO much about our babygirl's psychology, does it not? Why did so much of it sound like self-insert speeches, like he's been doing this to Mac or smt? Don't even talk to me about The Gang Chokes!

What does r/iasip have to say about— no, I'm in my happy place, I'm not even gonna go there.

Mrs Mac and Mrs Kelly watching TV together like that, they really are lesbian life partners.

Dennis blue shirt with top-stick between those buttons, my beloved. I am looking, respectfully.

And can we talk about the "opening the ketchup bottle" scene? We have to take about that scene! Dennis... he's ruining me... need to gnaw on him and suck on his fingers wait I'm browning out...

Sidenote: I love whenever the show references news stories which were super fucking big at a very specific time in a very specific niche, especially with my whole family being so chess-obsessed. The cheating scandals and anal bead… never thought I'd see a Sunny crossover but can't say I'm not loving the shit out of it!

[swiftfootedachilles]

"fandom is a hobby not a form of activism" fandom is when my dickandballs enter your moms mouth

[fuglyjeans]

I listened to the leaks and you're NOT going to believe this. Like. I don't know if you will want to be a swiftie after this... 🤢

TTPD = Titty Titty Penis Dickandballs

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

omg heavy with a strap ur so right ur mind .. thinking abt thiz furever and ever (also small dick demo iz sooo good too i need him in my mouth)

I should literally get 2 fit Demo's whole dickandballs in my mouth and make him whimper about it I can't believe no one sees this... well whatever. I will be the change I want to see in the world

[swaglet]

vibrator+piv is peak sex 4 me personally the only other time i came with piv was when i ate a 50mg edible

Oh my godddd anon u get me. when i used to smoke weed i also wouldn't need a vibrator sometimes for piv because it would enhance that shit by 5 million times or something. im sad i cant smoke anymore without seeing demons because that is a peak experience

[sleepyteekee]

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[plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows]

...the jelly dickandballs discourse?? god im so curious

tbf it was less discourse than one person having an Artistic Take and the rest of the fandom at the time collectively going ???? (and some 👀) over it lmfao. Happened about... 2014? Back when the current artistic depiction of sticky was just getting started, and some ppl objected. There was some arguing over it though, so I think it counts as discourse lmfao

[dickandballsdotgov]

hi mr dickandballs

can u make her ourple

Indeed I can!

[sqirtle]

Kys retard 🤪

#suckthiscock

yass 🤪🤪 #dickandballs