#die flammenmützen

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Flammenmützen

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↳ CHILDHOOD HEARTTHROBS: Gonzo Gonzales THE WILD SOCCER BUNCH (2005) dir. Joachim Masannek

“... but only if I get the girl.”

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*in the time die Flammenmützen took over die Teufelstopf*

Vanessa: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

Gonzo: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Rocce: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Felix: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

A [ to B]: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.C [next to B]: OH NO PLEASE. I HAVE STANDARDS.

Leon: Don’t do anything stupid untiel I get back. Marlon: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you. S: Marvel

[in the time the Flammenmützen have the Teufelstopf] Vanessa: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. Gonzo: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. S: Pirates of the Caribbean#Who want a DWK/POTC mash up? #MEEE!!!

Jojo: I made your guys friendship bracelets! Everyone of the Bunch: You know, We’re not really a jewelry person. Jojo: You don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to. Everyone of the Bunch: No, We’re going to wear it forever. Back off!

[If Felix, Rocce, Annika, Juli, Jojo, Deniz, Marlon and Horizon was in the fifth movie] Annika: We’re about to die, Felix! Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic? Felix, sarcastically: Nooooo!

Leon: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contaun their anger. Marlon: that’s ridiculous. Name one example Rocce: Wasps Deniz: Spiders Fabi: Snakes Raban: Terriers Juli: Joschka #i already did that quote with the girls. #now it’s time with the boys!

Juli: What’s the height of stupidity Vanessa: How tall are you, Leon?Leon: …

Fabi: What’s it like being married to Vanessa Leon: Once, I asked her for a glass of water, while she was pissed at me. Leon: She brought me a glass ful of ice and said „Wait“ Fabi: …

Raban: *gets down on one knee and hold up a small box* Raban: Terry, will you ma – Terry: If that’s not a small dagger I can fit in my boot, then the answer is no. Raban: … Raban: *open box to reveal a small dagger she can fit in her boot* Raban: Do you think I’m an idiot?

Leon: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when your were six. Marlon: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

Horizon: I can’t do that. It goes against my moral Compass Freya: You moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel so excuse me if I don’t take you seriously

[Joschka and Marry have just had their first baby] Marry *Holding ther son*: Do you want to hold him? Juli, confused: Oh…Uhm. Yeah, sure. That’d be great. [Juli goes over to Joschka and hugs him awkwardly. Joschka, bemused, awkwardly hugs him back] Marry: The Baby, Juli. Juli: Oh, right! The normal thing

I skipped the first one because I already posted it some time ago, sorry! But thank you so much, these are all amazing!

The last one actually had me cackling I just love this scenario ahaha poor uncle Juli

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all: source: the big bang theory: Nerv: Damn, you're sneaky. - Klette: Yeah, but I'm little, so it's adorable 2) Annika: Is he always like this when he loses? Rocce: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008. Leon: You bumped the table and you know it! 3) Darkside: Sorry I'm late. The team: What happened?Darkside: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come. 4) Rocce: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Felix: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

all source: the big bang theory, Grandma Terrible: Did you and Leon have a fight?Nessi: Leon had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable. 2) Marlon: Leon, do you remember when we fought the Fat Michi and you were acting like a giant dictator? - Fabi: I thought you were going to be nice to him - Marlon: That’s why I added the “-tator” 3) Düse: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off. - Markus: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

Annika: How do you and the team ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other? Leon: We don’t! That’s part of our charm! Quit fucking it up! source: red vs blue 2) Leon: I don’t know a lot about women, but I know that I upset them. source: the big bang theory 3) Pickles: He’s pouting. Gonzo: I’m not pouting, I’m brooding. It’s how attractive people pout. source: the big bang theory

Felix: For future reference, the best surprise is one I know about five days in advance. source: the big bang theory 2) Grandma Terrible: Where are you going? Nessi: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I´ll decide on the way. source: golden girls

[During Training] Blossom: Sorry you got stuck with me. I bet you wanted to be with Nessi. - Maxi: Have you ever been on the same team as Nessi? - Blossom: No - .Maxi: Have you ever been in a steel cage with a hungry lion? - Nessi, yelling at Leon: FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!! - source: the big bang theory

These are amazing, thank you! That quote with Markus and Düsentrieb is making me laugh too much haha

I’m also happy we now have our first quote about Gonzo and die Flammenmützen!