#diet mountain dew baby new york city

[dietmountaindewb8by]

Into the Abyss

In which a mournful husband realizes that he truly does love his wife. A little too much, if you ask his siblings.

Prologue

Chapter One

[strawberryblooded]

Happy belated Valentine’s ♥️🥀

[alexcabotgf]

LAW & ORDER: SVU — 4.07 Dolls

[safeashousespdf]

i think ronen should be legally allowed to keep the cherry tattoo in season five because that’s tk’s coquette lanita serve

[indexcard]

okay... lana albums ranked by how objectively good i think they are (NOT their own personal nostalgia value to me or anything like that):

chemtrails over the country club

ultraviolence

born to die/paradise

blue banisters

did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd

honeymoon

lust for life

norman fucking rockwell

and ranked by how personally insane they make me:

born to die/paradise

chemtrails over the country club

honeymoon

ultraviolence

blue banisters

did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd

lust for life

norman fucking rockwell

[ambassadorquark]

i know lana del rey writes songs by making lists of cool sounding nouns

[sunbl0g]

ugh lana is so good

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[marscats37]

Am I just a slow music hater or is Lana’s latest music just incredibly boring ?

[kaliuchisdaughter]

gimmie them gimmie them dope and diamondsssssss

[sssigil]

Diet Mountain Dew

warnings: oral m receiving, dom ethan landry, degrading, praising, knife play, he spits in your mouth once. I think that's it lol. enjoyyy!

Oh no ghostface found you! now you are.. ON YOUR KNEES???!

You really shouldn't be doing this. this shouldn't even be a thought, why do you have to be such a whore for nerdy clueless men WHO is literally the killer of the current murders going on right now in New York City. No you really shouldn't but here you are on your knees in front of him batting your eyelashes as he unbuckles his belt, one of his hands still holding his knife while the other is pulling his cock out.

I mean he literally woo you with his clueless face and puppy dog eyes that you wanted nothing more but to be looking up at you from in between your legs, but no YOU are looking up to him because "that's what good little angels do" he said as he dragged his knife across your cheek but putting no pressure.

"you're no good for me" you said softly now making contact with his cock "baby you're no good for me" he said groaning as he felt your tongue lick his tip softly. "I mean who would have thought taras best fucking friend would be on her knees for the man who is planning to murder her best friend" he laughed caressing your hair softly just to grip it and pull her forward so you can finally put that mouth to use. "fuck" he whined loudly, he giggled "never had my dick wet before you know, you're the lucky girl to be the first" you whined at the thought, this beautiful clueless man never had his dick sucked and now you're changing that.

"yea I bet you feel proud my pretty angel" he said moaning your name even more as you took his cock all the way down your throat, swallowing. "FUCK who taught you that hmm? fuck I'm gonna fuck your little mouth" he whines as his hips starting to buck up against your mouth thrusting softly as your hands went up to hold his hips to balance yourself. you felt your panties start to stick to your cunt at how he was treating you, one hand sliding down to play with your clit over your cotton panties "come on now naughty girl this is supposed to be about me" complaining softly hips still moving to fuck your mouth, he could feel your tongue lick the underside of his cock "god you look so pretty like this, pretty eyes filled with tears, drool coming out from the side of your mouth" his knife now sliding down from your cheek to your neck, sharp blade cutting you a little once it reached your collarbone.

you felt him throbbing in your mouth, you knew he was close he knew that too so he fucked your mouth a little more before pulling out "god I want to come in your pretty little mouth but I think in you is better don't ya think?" he said in a happy tone and you let out the loudest whine at the thought "silly girl" he laughed bringing you up to your feet to kiss you but not before he spat in your mouth making you moan even more, using his hand on your throat to pull you into a sloppy and messy kiss drool connecting from your bottom lip to his bottom lip as you pulled away

"gonna have so much fun with you angel" he said kissing your forehead. "mhmm" you said dumbly

PT.2 here

[dietmountaindewb8by]

Prologue

alright peeps, here we go. the yandere will be a bit of a slow build and y/n and five will spend a considerable amount of time apart. later (MUCH LATER) i will make a post stating which chapter they first truly interact. for now, it is hopeless pining and torture on the other side

PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THE TAG LIST--NO ONE IS TAGGED IN THIS ONE, I JUST GOTTA HOPE IT REACHES THE RIGHT PEOPLE LMAOO

warnings: neglectful five, references to a past abusive relationship, references of verbal abuse, injury, five just being weird ig

His fingers were threaded through his hair, a pale white against the black masses stuck to his head that felt as if they were suffocating more every second they remained. His bones had long turned brittle and his muscles ached as he poured himself over the same sheet of paper over and over and over again.

Stark white against the mahogany beneath his elbows. Bones against dust. 

The candle Allison had placed next to him as a comfort emitted the smell of fresh peaches and suddenly he yearned for spring again. The season where you were happiest prancing around fields and plucking flowers from their place tucked into the earth. Even in your old age you were spry, zipping through meadows whenever you could.

Of course he wouldn’t join you without a price, but you paid it all the same and were glad when he made his appearance next to you. It wasn’t as if you two were near each other all that often, anyway.

More often than not, tears stained your cheeks and his face was flushed red with anger and everything and nothing all at once.

He hated you. You loved him. 

Only when he saw the sea of red leak from your side–all for him–did he realize that maybe you were not one to be hated. You were too kind for that, too much like the flowers that you adored so much.

And so as you grew colder, realizing the monster he was, he touched you more. Held your hand. Whispered in your ear at night. 

He was planning to kiss you upon your landing in 2019. When he brought his hands to his face–no longer wrinkled and calloused with wisdom and long days of labor–he realized that they were meant for yours.

“Y/N,” he whispered, ignoring the faces of his siblings to search for yours. His brows furrowed as panic grasped at his chest. “I–”

He whirled around, his eyes scanning for something. Anything. A body, a heap, a pile of bones. Something.

He took Klaus by the lapel of his jacket. “I had a girl with me. She–did you see a girl? Any of you. Did you see a girl fall through with me?”

His siblings looked at one another, and he had his answer.

So there he sat before the same page that got you two into this mess. Over and over in the margins of the lined mass of numbers he would scratch the line of your jaw into the paper, a gentle swoop but one that reminded him of better days all the same.

The world was safe enough, he decided as he stood up on shaking legs, stuffing his gun deep into his jacket pocket. 

He stared at the lines he drew before taking an empty notebook and putting it in a satchel along with the few bottles spared in the late Sir Reginald Hargreeves’ liquor cabinet before he stared into the abyss.

And he blinked.

[lanadelreyvisualaesthetics]

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City. Never was there ever a girl so pretty. Do you think we'll be in love forever? Do you think we'll be in love?

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diet mountain dew baby new york city

[taesify]

˖ 🚬 ﹒ diet mountain dew, :)

˖ ☆ baby, new york city ★

[gyustarzzi2]

🎧 : diet mountain dew, baby, new york city,

🗯️ : never was there ever a girl so pretty,,

[despairots]

diet mountain dew, ethan landry.

ethan landry x gn! reader

summary: in which, you and ethan chill in your dorm with lana del rey playing in the background.

content warning: none unless you don’t know what swearing is then swearing.

genre: pre ghostface / no ghostface yet, fluff.

authors note: i saw multiple people do this with diet mountain dew x ethan so i tried it out :)

you’re no good for me

baby, you’re no good for me

you’re no good for me

but baby, i want you, i want

someone pulled your headphones off, scaring you making you turn around revealing one of your bestfriends, ethan. “the [name] [lastname] is listening to lana del rey?” ethan joked, giving back your headphones.

you scoffed and jokingly rolled your eyes, “her songs are a banger, what are you on?” he giggled and sat on your bean bag, “your dorm is so nice.” he complimented as you hummed, scrolling through a research.

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

never was there ever a girl so pretty

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

ethan watched you intently, a adoring look in his eyes as he saw you lightly smile and your eyes brighten. a small sparkly danced in your eyes, he watched you switch taps, your fingers flying across the keyboards to type.

“i can feel you staring at me, right, eth?” he jumped at the sound of your voice, eyes snapping to anywhere else but you. you turning around in your spinning chair with a smile.

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

can we hit it now low down and gritty?

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

“if you wanna listen you can. i could disconnect the headphones, if you want.” you offered as he looked at you with those eyes that would make anyone fall in love.

“really?” he perked up, “pft, yeah. i know you like lana.” you laughed and disconnected the headphones, putting the volume loud enough you guys could hear before you turned around again to focus on the thing you were working on.

baby, put on heart shaped sunglasses

‘cause we gonna take a ride

i’m not gonna listen to what the past says

i’ve been waiting up all night

ethan grabbed at your chair, forcing you to turn around, “ethan, this assessments due tomorrow morning —“ he rolled his eyes and pulled you up, cutting you off.

“you can do that later. we never hung out before alone, just the two of us.” he said as you looked back at your laptop, him forcing you to look away from it with his on your cheek.

take another drag turn me to ashes

ready for another lie?

say he’s gonna teach me just what fast is

say it’s gonna be alright

“who knew the shy and dorky ethan could do that.” you joked with a small smile, “it’s because we’ve been friends since elementary.” he scoffed with a roll of his eyes.

the fact is, you two have been longer friends then with the friend group: tara, chad, mindy, anika, quinn and sam. “i know that.” you responded with a slight nudge to his shoulder, plopping onto your bed.

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

never was there ever a girl so pretty

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

ethan followed behind, laying in your bed, the fairy lights around your room lighting it up. he saw the small portrait frame of him and you when the two of you were little.

“you still have it?” he took a grab at it, “um, yeah — give it here.” you tried to take it out of his hands, ethan lifting up it from your reach as you crawled on top of him, “ethan!”

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

can we hit it now low down and gritty?

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

he took the photo out of the frame, flipping the photo behind with slight acknowledgment of it when he realized that you completely gave up and laid on his chest with a heavy sigh.

“aww, i’m sorry, [nickname].” he realized and placed a hand on your back, “fuck you.” he chuckled, hearing your voice muffle into his chest while he took a look behind the picture.

let’s take jesus off the dashboard

got enough on his mind

we both know just what we’re here for

saved too many times

his heart rate fastened, his eyes reading every word that was behind the picture written in small, neat, bold letters. you continued to lay there on his chest with face red and pupils dialled.

maybe i like this roller coaster

maybe it keeps me high

maybe the speed it brings me closer

i could sparkle up your eye

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

can we hit it low down and gritty?

do you think we’ll be in love forever

do you think we’ll be in love?

“[name]…” he breathed out looking down at you, “ignore that, it was a long time ago, ethan.” you lied, rolling off him and then shoving your face into your pillow.

“but —“ “ethan, just let it go. it’s embarrassing!” you groaned, ethan chuckling a little, “but i find it adorable.” he commented, your eye peaking up at him a little. “really?” you muttered.

you’re no good for me

baby, you’re no good for me

you’re no good for me

but baby, i want you, i want you, i want you

diet mountain dew, baby new york city

never was there a girl so pretty

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

he hummed in respond, fiddling with the picture in his head, cheeks dinted and eyes flickering almost everywhere but you, who was just as flustered as he was.

baby, stoppin’ at 7-eleven

there in his white pontiac heaven

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

never was there a girl so pretty

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

there was a small chance that you didn’t like him anymore in his eyes, pining for so long ever since you two were 13. young, sure but who gives a fuck now?

diet mountain dew, baby, new york city

can we hit it low and gritty?

do you think we’ll be in love forever?

do you think we’ll be in love?

you’re no good for me

baby, you’re no good for me

you’re no good for me

but baby, i want you, i want

“look, it’s fine if you don’t like me back but i don’t want that to turn put friendship awkward.” you explained, stuttering over a few words with sweat dripping down your nape.

you’re no good for me

baby, you’re no good for me

you’re no good for me

but baby, i want you, i want

ethan’s head snapped at you, “what? [name], i have liked you ever since we were 13. you were so smart, and nice, i’ve always looked up to you when we were younger.“ he stammered making you cover your face with your hands.

“i feel the same way.” you mumbled making ethan chuckle at your voice muffling into your hands. he took you hands off your face, his hands replacing where yours were before.

your body relaxed as he leaned forward, your eyes slowly closed, body leaning forward to catch his lips. wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him forward, placing your lips on his.

you’re no good for me

baby, you’re no good for me

you’re no good for me

but baby, i want you, i want…