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jrueships · 1 year

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allen's .5 inch bigger hands

#i need them #around stefs ne #anyways #the peace sign 😭 this is very middle school dance photo thats being taken by the school for 50 bucks #photographer who is just the yearbook runner: now lets do a silly one #allen: *stays in the exact same pose*#😀✌🏻#diggs: 😐#<- is definitely going to take the photo home with him and put it under his pillow and smell it at night #stef so babygirl in his overalls #didnt allen ask diggs if he could borrow them once?#his hand is covering the last remaining belt like hes fighting demons not to unbuckle it rn #and return to his true farmboy roots #he already got the first one #they were actually in the middle of stripp*ng each other before they got jumpscared by the paparazzi #josh WAS wearing 4+ layers of clothing #it is ny after all #such are the pains of being popular...#the paparazzi stopping you from having s*x with each other 🙄#we live in a society #me personally #i would never do that #i should just be diggs new pr #snap photos of him being babygirl alone and confused #so josh can take pity on him and visit wherever the scorned brat has fled next #together.. we can set something up #surprise darkness retreat date #that doubles as a therapy session #sam gangrene or wtver his name is is also there #diggs/allen

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jrueships · 11 months

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why yo knees so red

... i understand .

#the white man jumpscare riding up his thigh WHAT TF IS THAT??? BILLIAM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ?!??!?!⁉️⁉️#mama im SCURRED #we just gonna leave that right thigh unbitten bcs um.. what tf is that #josh allen stopping mid thrust and staring at diggs below him with the most hurt and confused cow eyes:#is that ur ex boyfriend :( ? i mean... hes kinda hot :( but he's squishy. *squeezes tatted thigh a bit*#if we were ever locked in a boxing ring to the death i would probably win #likely chance i dunno #:)#*casually goes back to fucking diggs like the conversation never happened*#stef: 😫😫omg JOOOOSHHHhhhy im CUUUUUMMMIIII-- what 😐.

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jrueships · 1 year

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Diggs when he sees sports tumblr

#diggs: 😐.#diggs:#diggs: *browses throughout the entirety of the diggs/allen tags ever mentioned or created*

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jrueships · 2 years

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bit fruity innit 🤨?

#pressing into his neck like that so you can tell him something only he can hear #what is with josh and these whispers into stefs ear all the time #it's like that one scene in dexters laboratory #and then everyone wonders why diggs is in he@t all the time like the culprit isnt 6 foot 5 😐#the one hand grip on his shoulder strong enough to pull diggs back like that????#bit 'orny innit now mate 🧐 an 'ardenin of the bollocks 😳#the pull then push...#diggs fr just be letting this man dom him in public like this...#hes addicted to The Thrill #please go to brat therapy sir there are kids watching #the way you can just Tell diggs is smiling even with that mask on #diggs/allen #i bet josh didnt even say anything hot lmao #josh: can you go get me mcdonalds 😁?#diggs: omg i cant believe the josh allen just told me to **** up my *** for his massive **** ill go get the butt****

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jrueships · 2 years

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what the rest of the bills gc have to bear witness to whenever diggs and allen are both active (which they always are)

#allen tries being a serious leader for once and send an important annoucement for the bills to hear #and diggs icon just. appears. always right below his #josh starts typing and diggs starts typing .2 seconds after #diggs making sure to go lightspeed on the keys so his message gets sent before allens next one:#'omg we're typing at the same time it's like we're holding hands through the phone 🥰🥰'#allen trying to send out more information and getting sidetracked: this is mandatory so please momg we ARE :D!!#hearting each others messages #josh hearts someone elses message and diggs IMMEDIATELY starts hating on that person #*josh hearts a photo of isaiahs sister's new baby*#diggs: 😐.....#diggs: it's kinda ugly but ok 😑.#the bills have a separate gc with everyone in it but diggs and josh #mckenzie and gabe came up with it bcs theyre tired of live slug reacting all the damn time #diggs and allen: WOOO we won a GAAAME 🥳🥳🤯 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊!!#rest of the bills including their fandom: YEAAAA #diggs and allen: * immediately start having s*x*#rest of bills excluding their fandom: okay 😐.#and they also have a separate SEPARATE gc with everyone in it but diggs and allen and mckenzie and gabe #bcs mckenzie and gabe just bully each other in their own gc #wherever a bill turns... there are Gay People #diggs/allen #they would be the cringe kid couple who are always h*rny in the hallway #or making out profusely standing at an amusement park line when theres a whole gap in front of them #and everyone is waiting for them to move #ud think only allen would be cringe and diggs would be the cool one but it's like they get together and #their cringe cells just. Connect #the science remains unknown !!#(they have s*x)

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jrueships · 1 year

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Diggs with josh allen: 😎🥰🥰🤩🤗🫂🙏😻😼

Diggs with backup qb Matt Barkley: ✋🏾😐. 🧍🏾...🚶🏾.

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jrueships · 2 years

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waiting for allen to do something (preferably gay) for diggs's birthday 😐

#at least tell us yall had birthday s*x or SOMETHING like!#COME ON !!!

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jrueships · 2 years

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🤨🤨

#... so this is DEFINITELY /just/ about GOLFING right?#we not playin word association here..#bcs if by chance so i think i would know who im guessing from your little man clingyness mr diggs #🤨🤨 what is this ? - serge voice #if not a secretly coded message about the epic Highs and Lows of being a bottom wide receiver to a quarterback..#NO NO. it's normal #...it is #not 😐#why is he like this . .#tfw your attention ploy by getting into your husbands stupid hobby for more of his love and affection fails #so you resort to somehow even more desperate measures (acknowledging it happened)#josh omg just. just go teach stef how to golf in a somehow lustfilled one on one golf session #put your .5 inch bigger hands around his waist already 🙄#your clingy little boyfriend is IRRITATING me just go T0P him already DAYUUUUMMMn #it's really Not that hard #diggs #in HE@T. AGAIN.#no one is surprised.#it is 5 inna MORNIN (for him #diggs/allen

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jrueships · 2 years

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josh posted some flicks riding horses on his story so it’s only a matter of days until all of a sudden diggs is rocking a bedazzled cowboy hat everywhere

The Cowboy Cuntdown Countdown Begins . . .

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jrueships · 2 years

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the married couples are Sitting by each Other <33

#muscle man voice from regular show #the helmets make it seem like there are smaller tinier football men sitting between them but it is just their helmets #it looks like gabe is wearing a swim cap lol #wow.. look at them #they said #mckenzie/davis #and #diggs/allen #!!!#my propagandas in TWO forms !!!#the rarepair and the slightly bigger pair...#all very GAY !#perfectly balanced as all things should be <3 #diggs actually looking at the coach trying to talk to allen vs allen looking away from the coach trying to talk to him LMAO #diggs is going to protect his mans from a man trying to do his job #hes gonna listen to what the coach has to say then hes gonna lean into joshs ear and whisper 'he shouldnt talk to U in that tone 😾'#and josh who was completely zoned out the entire time is gonna be like '😐......YEAAAAH- no he SHOULDNT 😠😠😡!!!!'#he said he wanted no PICKLES!!!!!!!!#and gabe n mckenzie are gonna watch this whole thing go down n gabe is gonna turn to isaiah and be like #'how come u dont point out obvious things for ME to get irrationally mad over🤨??' and isaiah is gonna be like 😦#diggs and allen are very #diggs: im cold :(#allen: oh here baby take my jacket <3!!!#and mckenzie and gabe are ...#isaiah whos been watching diggs and allen: ... i. im cold too 🥺👉👈...#gabe clutching onto his own jacket tighter: well shit isaiah i dont control the weather 😑.#very much fun <3 they should go on a double date #id like to see what happens ... what restaurants would they Destroy.

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jrueships · 2 years

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Came across this old post and was like “he has to fight Stefon’s seven evil exes” (based on the plot of the movie)

an epic of epic epicness..

This is such a good connection tho 😭 stef probably got SO many exes and they ain't even evil.... we all know who the REAL culprit would be coughcough DIGGS cough. Like oh man the guy i led on came back and says he likes me uhhh i wonder why is THAT ahaha 😸 *laughs innocently and politely* oh um IDK STEF maybe it's because you LED HIM O N ????? stupid d*cknip

is it crazy 2 admit i have never seen this movie in full? Just in YouTube clips lol.. BUT using my PIECED TOGETHER PISSPOOR KNOWLEDGE of this movie....... i can SEE it!!!!! Josh Allen and the 700 evil exes... Josh allen vs... The World.

The twin exes Ramona dated could be the two girlfriends stef courted at the same time and same hotel LMAO. Hmmmm Keenum could be the moviestar ex only because they look similar. Mckenzie could be Knives i guess? And Wallace the gay roommate could be Gabe. Of course stef is Ramona (duh) and allen is scott ! Thielen can be the vegan bf bcs he was Diggs most beloved bf beforehand so he has to be the most powerful now ig???? and everyone else im sure they'll find a role thanks to stef's flirty ways...

Josh could fight them if he wants but 😭 honestly he should let them fight diggs... obviously he won't because he's protective and caring and we love that for him but. Like. ... U know 🤭

ALSO in NBA thot bcs i love exploring a good idea with any variable possible.... Scott pilgrim Tyler herro (seemingly apathetic nobody who falls for the most interesting person possible)..... Knives Keldon (the 'overbearing' immature girl he 'outgrew')... Ramona Jimmy Butler (the interesting new love interest with a long line of broken hearts) Wallace Bam (tired n witty voice of reason) ETC ETC!@@!! i don't have all the exes figured out like the nfl one but 😭 i guess we can have kyrie as Patel (emo/goth ex lol) UMMM kyle Lowry as Roxie (she was Ramona's ex girlfriend but in this one we can just say it's kyle being mad at Jimmy for trying to constantly break up his marriage) idk which ex Joel would be but i want him to be one.. probably also the movie star ex just cus ego.. and the super vegan powered ex can be demar just cus he's really mad abt the kyle thing lol

#hopefully i remembered right abt this movie otherwise everything i said is wrong now 😭#aw well we Move #bad memory havers against The World #BUT YEAH!!! allen rlly has to fight stef exes now...#he doesnt even HAVE to but he WILL #for keenum and thielen the importance is stressed tho #especially for keenum 😐...#this was a fun ask THANK U anon 4 showing me this LOL #very cool 2 think on !#the movie seems cool but idk the main character might annoy me #idc if thats his purpose or not aggravation is aggravation !!#ted asks #diggs/allen #jimmy

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jrueships · 2 years

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if it makes you feel better i also thought Heirman was a job and not a person...........

we May Be stupid..

#IT DOES SOUND LIKE A PROFESSIONAL LIKE TERM THO #i think.. this shows our INTELLIGENCE and our CONTEXT CLUES by applying headmaster to heirma #yeah i cant lie we just may be dumb 😭#this is why i cheated on the iq test a second time #we fail.. together <3 #im glad someone else thought similar 😭 thank u for telling me this #we can imagine being smart... TOGETHER !!!#idk why i used this pic of stef for the post...#idk why he took this pic at all 😭 what is happening #Live Stef Reaction #i wish my favs could be normal literally What is Wrong with them #sauce thinks hes an empath.. isaiah calls his dog papi.. stef posts?? this ?????#gay ppl 😐😐#ted asks #diggs

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jrueships · 2 years

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LOL glad I’m not the only one who notices how Allen can kinda intensely stare at people 😅 I wonder if diggs feels flattered abt it or uncomfortable when it happens to him (esp when [REDACTED])

POV: you are Josh Allen 😳😳🤭

POV: you are stefon diggs 😐.

#ID SAY ID HOPE THEY DONT DO FACE2FACE A LOT BUT..... stef is Definitely a sl*t for eye contact while getting dug out #and allen is probably into making that eye contact. not to seem sexy tho. just bcs he likes looking at stef <3 hes pretty <33 #it's just that. allen Isnt when he stares 😭#WE DONT GET IT... but it works for THEM....#thats all that matters 😭#im sure stef feels flattered in his own weird little way #like he can turn this creepypasta staring sexy somehow because hes just THAT in love with allen #'haha u look like u wanna vaporize me on the spot haha thatll be hootttt🥵🥵 ooo dont do it 😿(you can🥰)🥴🥴'#*poses like a sexy cat #i think they would be weird like that #stef might be the hot one but hes also the weirder one 😭 like allen just has a staring problem thats it #stef has problems in general #BUT IT'S OK BCS THATS WHAT THEY BOND ON... it WORKS for them #no one just knows How #HILARIOUS ask thank u for the idea it's genius lol love it #ppl whose relationship just WORKS for them in their own weird little ways my Beloved #diggs/allen #ted redacted #ted sus #ted asks

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