#dilfza simping

[theresnothingheresworld]

I just realized they both have the same smirk father like son Ig

[minecraftsz]

Bro I think that was my dumbass ask Tumblr is being a bitch anyways Idk if Twitter simps for Jack but one day, I honestly hope Jack finds Tumblr simping for his ass like he's some sort of weird etheral creature. We are the monster fuckers and he is the monster type vibes, except we don't know the word to describe how like pretty he really is. So, that works.

i know the words. hes fucking hot everyones just too much of a pussy to admit it

[awesamhimbo-abandoned]

I told myself I would not actually fully simp for block men yet here I am panicking over how fucking thicc Awesamdude's thighs are

[sunflowerstelle]

Been seeing Dilfza on the rise, here on Tumblr. *tips cowboy hat* We've reached the dark times, fellas.. Good luck.

[milqueandsugar]

what i’ve gathered from your smut todo list is,,,, dilfza supremacy lmao

Yeah essentially lol, you Philza simps are gonna be fed well tonight

[god1ngs]

Simping for Dilfza hours, which is every hour 😩 like lord look at this immortal man 👁👁:

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hes actually so pretty

[dystopiandilfs]

Honestly everyone is having mixed feelings about DreamSMP members having Tumblr because of Bigboobyhalo, Dilfza, Quacktitty, the 'apologists' etc (and because of Twitter and tiktok stans ruining the etiquette) but I'd rather most of them see my Tumblr than my Twitter.

Like I'm relatively quite about Philza on here but my Twitter is me simping for Mumza and I know he'd call my ass out about it. Don't even get me started on my Tiktok for you page. The thirst traps and hot edits.

Like my Tumblr is blunt, controversial opinions that are either mine or anons or I'm complimenting someone but my Twitter is me being chaotic and simping for a lot of them.

Also if Dream is actually on Tumblr and comes across this please tell me your opinion on the Mamma Mia films and who's your free pass celebrity.

[uncertaininnit]

Hello Philza Minecraft, this is why you shouldn’t follow my blog /hj

- I’m constantly fucking pissed at ur dsmp character

-I’m constantly fucking pissed at ur favorite son’s dsmp character

-I label myself as ‘sbi stan’ but I like really only care about Tommy and Wilbur 

-I’m never even online cause I’m pseudogrounded and when I do I rarely post about relevant stuff

-I’m a simp (generally)

- Tommyinnit is the focus of this blog and though I try to be careful I’m constantly dead terrified I’m crossing boundaries, any at all, so I may be and you’ll see that and won’t like it and i’d feel bad if I knew and beat myself up over it

-I am immensely entertained by the dilfza discourse that I’m certain you’ve been acquainted with and like it a lot. I am firmly on the pro-dilfza side because it’s super funny. World’s Sluttiest Absent Father pops into my head randomly throughout the day and I always laugh

-I feel like if we met irl you wouldn’t like me very much anyway. Just the vibes

- ur literally so old

Welcome to mcytblr, Philza M*necraft. I am legally obliged to adore you but I do not think you would like me that much

[strandedcrow]

Everyone talking about Philza dming them to stop talking about Dilfza, but Dream would probably dm you to calm down with the simping /j

dream is probably one of the george simps in my inbox lets be honest with ourselves here

[canonurl-archived]

phiddies was not just comic btw phiddies was a collection of mcytblr people drawing various dsmp members with boobs bc it’s funny. i’ve seen tiddies tier lists, various fanart, and a lot more. i think phiddies specifically originated from various philza fans simping for his dsmp character, and since a lot of the community views cc!phil as ‘dadza’ (he’s one of the older minecraft streamers at 33 (?) and him and his wife kristin refer to his twitch chat as kids sometimes. in kind, twitch chat calls them dadza and mumza, respectively) ‘dadza’ turned into ‘dilfza’ which, when combined with the tiddies thing, spawned a dsmpblr-wide ‘c!philza has big tits and is a dilf’ thing. so. that’s that. from my memory comic wasn’t one of the people that started it, though.

every word of this ask gets harder and harder to read

[lin-nin]

I love how all the primarily techno writing blogs I follow are slowly turning into dilfza simps,

As they should.

Philza deserves it, there was no slowly turning into a dilfza simp for me. it was always there, under the surface. waiting for the opportunity to bust out.

the chaos club gave me that opportunity and i regret nothing.

[sodadrabbles]

Hey! Just wantd to say that i'm real exited for the stuff you have coming up!! (Especialy bc i saw a lot of Phill and im a huge simp) I know you're gonna do great! Just take your time and domt over work yourself,

Your supportive anon,

🐾 (pawprint)

Thank you so much 🐾! I'm super excited for these as well, I love writing for Phil. Dilfza supremacy 😌