#dios mio....

[90sbee]

i'm gonna say this from the bottom of my heart and with all the love in my soul but. 'digital nomads' should just die

[atomicwrongs]

"Summon us once, summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice" woaw. Lords in Black TTRPGers real

Anyway, just my personal onion about their habits at the table. Spoiler: you do not want any of them at the table (except for Webby who is a delight and we're all so happy she's here)

[boba-hijueputa]

Menos mal existe esta red social para publicar cada vez que quiero culear.

[galmiahthepigeon]

Gracias por todo culona <333333

[pikafaawork]

FACTS! 😂

[superkirbylover]

i made another comic w/ pep and noisette cause i couldn't resist. they're silly

here's the first one i did

[guysonroblox]

[latinotiktok]

Fue una noche muy difícil para los testigos de la oposición. Quiero explicarles cómo se robaron las elecciones anoche:

1.- Cada mesa emite un voto anónimo que va a sistema, pero al mismo tiempo entrega una boleta física.

2.- Las boletas quedan por si hubiese caída de sistema y el conteo se debiese corroborar de manera manual.

3.- Cada máquina, además, totaliza los votos y entrega un acta impresa.

4.- La oposición tiene un 40% de las actas impresas, pero luego empezaron los problemas.

5.- Miembros de las fuerzas armadas intentaron llevarse las cajas con los votos físicos. En algunos casos se los llevaron, en otros los testigos lo impidieron.

6.- En otros puntos, funcionarios de las mesas negaron copias de las actas a testigos.

7.- La transmisión de datos se detuvo súbitamente y las alertas se encendieron desde distintos centros de votación, desde donde llegaban al comando las denuncias. Todo esto empezó a ocurrir cerca de las 9 de la noche.

8.- Paralelamente, a esa hora, los testigos generales de la oposición fueron impedidos de entrar al CNE para supervisar la transmisión de datos.

9.- La oposición logró computar de manera paralela el 40% de las actas en su poder. En el 99,9% el ganador es Edmundo González, en una razón de 2:1 en votos sobre Nicolás Maduro.

10.- Tras frenar la transmisión de datos, y mientras en distintos centros la gente defendía las cajas con votos, el CNE hace “aparecer” un 40% más de mesas, que no habían sido transmitidas desde los centros de votación, y entrega un resultado con un 80% de las actas computadas.

11.- El problema para un recuento es que las mesas con los votos manuales son “protegidas” por el ejército, es decir, por Padrino López.

12.- De las actas, la oposición espera poder recolectar mas, pero hay muchas que definitivamente les fueron denegadas.

13.- La comunidad internacional puede exigir las actas y los votos físicos, pero ya nada asegura que ese otro 60% corresponda a las actas y votos originales.

14.- Sin embargo, las actas que están son muy representativas del territorio nacional. Cualquier experto electoral sabe que esa muestra, repartida, si muestra una tendencia clara y amplia, es representativa totalmente de la realidad electoral del proceso.

Acá una explicación de lo que pasa a grosso modo. Actualizando hoy a las casi 6pm del día 29 de julio, están atacando a quienes protestan el fraude. También maduro ha anunciado que cualquiera que se oponga a los resultados “electorales” tendrá mínimo 6 años de cárcel. Panamá ha cortado relaciones con Venezuela y ahora Venezuela ha cortado con otros seis países más. Que va a pasar ? Quien sabe. En un momento María Corina dará un comunicado.

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[dylan-masterclosetero]

The Glass Scientist el próximo lunes

[torito4-20]

fanart del otp d 2023-24

[actualbird]

// cn server spoilers for main story 15, luke in his NSB uniform. HD stills source from twitter user K1ngRaven

im sorry to be like this but.......hiiiiiii //kicks my feet and twirls my hair, hiiiiii agent raven hehe hi hi hi hi hi hiiiiii hehe. hi. please call me im on my fucking KNEES

[liyazaki]

it's because of me- that's why he's late.

CUTIE PIE 2 YOU | EP. 1 [2023]

[souulphia]

girl breakfast. girl lunch. girl dinner…

[rated-oof]

[daniswoso]

“¿Qué coño?”

Alexia Putellas x Reader

Summary: Part 2 of “Ay dios mio.”

Warnings: Swearing in both Spanish and English, VERY Suggestive, there will be more parts!, Asshole Alexia, cocky reader, both r and AP are assholes tbh, but more Alexia. Let me know if I’ve missed anything! 3rd part will be smut!

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Since the ‘incident’ in your’s and Alexia’s hotel room, you hadn’t been able to keep your hands off each other. The teasing had been constant, and you’re fairly sure Mapi and Ona, who usually is the most oblivious human to ever exist, had caught on.

But that certainly did not stop Alexia from continuing to tease you, and vice versa.

Briefly, while you’re asleep in Alexia’s strong arms at night, you find yourself wondering why you can’t just say you liked each other rather than hated each other. You had… little to no issue about coming forward to friends and family about the relationship, knowing both parties would be supportive as fuck, so you guessed it was Alexia who had an issue.

And she did. She had built up a reputation over the years of playing football, on the pitch she was a no nonsense, calculated player. Calm. Rational. Understanding. Everything you weren’t.

You weren’t rational, you weren’t calm. You’d snap at players and the ref whenever there’s a chance and Alexia was beginning to think you’d racked up more cards than Katie ‘McCard’ herself.

That’s why Alexia wasn’t comfortable coming forward, you went against everything she believed a player should be on the pitch.

Maybe it was petty, maybe it was really because she was scared, maybe it was (just a little bit) because she was scared of the ribbings she’d receive from Mapi and Lucy when she got back to Barcelona from international duty.

Yeah, it was definitely petty.

But she was finding it hard to think about that while your hand had found her muscled thigh under the table, your thumb stroking dangerously close to the place she wanted - needed - you.

She looked over to your face, the smug smirk you wore was enough to make her want to bend you over the table right here right now.

While no one else at the restaurant knew what was going on, due to the booth you were all sat having a weirdly long table cloth, which covered the ministrations your hand was making; Alexia definitely knew.

When you ghosted two fingers over her clit through her underwear under her dress, she had to fight to bite back a gasp, her hips very nearly bucking up.

You smile at the wetness you find, even through her underwear, leaning over to whisper in her ear while everyone else ordered, “¿Todo para mí, reina?” (All for me, queen?)

“Callaté.” (Shut up.) She hisses, shoving your hand away before ordering, her voice slightly shaky.

You ignore the looks from Mapi and Ona, who look from you to Alexia to Alexia’s flushed cheeks with disgusted faces, and order your food.

“Y/n, can I talk to you… after dinner? Please?” Alexia breathes through gritted teeth.

“Sure, Capitana.” you smirk, and you can practically feel her shaking with rage.

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A/N: this is more of a filler for the smut chapter, yes Alexia will be bottom as anon requested, sorry for it being so short even if it was just a filler, as mentioned in my katie fic i’ve been in and out of the ER so fic production will be slower. Lo siento in advance.

[fortunaegloria]

"I worn the Indiana Jones' costume for 18 years. And early in our production process, the costume was sent to my house for me to try on. (...) I put it on and it fit like a glove – I felt really comfortable and ready to go, and I felt good, felt really good."

— Harrison Ford, c. 2008