For @topgunalternateuniverse bingo. Bingo Square - Sex Researcher: Hangster - Sexologists Professor Jake x DJ Bradley.
"So what is it that you teach?" Bradley asks, settling back into his seat as he smiles softly at Jake, glad he finally let Nat set him up on this blind date with Javy's professor friend. Though he feels a tinge of worry when he watches the man's lips curl up into a smirk.
"Sexology," Jake answers with a small shrug as he settles back into his own seat. He's fully prepared for this to be a deal breaker—like it had been for his last eight dates he'd been on at the behest of Nat and Javy. But he doesn't get the reaction he's expecting. Instead of stammering out some sort of excuse or unsubtly sending an S.o.S text to a friend to call with some bullshit emergency, Bradley simply leans forward, brow furrowed.
"Gotta admit, I'm not entirely sure what that is," Bradley admits as he moves to place his elbows on the table, to prop his head up between as he seems to settle in and listen to what Jake says.
He blinks, "oh," he murmurs in surprise before he clears his throat as he goes onto explain what that means.
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I'm an Apollo and Hermes devotee, so of course, my Sundays are a devotional tug-o-war
Apollo: ✨️Creative inspiration✨️
Hermes: 😎 "But make it shitposty"
Apollo: "What?"
Hermes: 😎 👉👉
Every. Single. Week.
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Horrible. I encountered another DJ Spit in Ponytown (positive) (silly mood)
I'm experimentally goin around, roleplaying and actually archiving the memorable moments I had in game by doodling the moments I had since my unreliable screenshot always delay.
Here's the atomic bomb that is this thing 😘
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Gelnek Goes to a Gala
More Dan Jones & Dragons art! This time their glorious Double Leader, Gelnek (played by the inimitable JoCat) all fancied up in his best Goblin party-attire.
More Flower Crowns Gala Outfits:
Morenthal | Hobson
Design talk under the cut:
Unlike with Morenthal’s outfit (which was mostly drawn from Dan and Gamb’s official stream design) I thought it would be a fun challenge to take the chaos of JoCat’s Gala outfit brief for Gelnek (a large fluffy fur coat and stacked tower of Cowboy, Pork-pie and Trilby hats) and try to render out something fashion-adjacent.
Figure-wise, I wanted to push the broadness of Gelnek’s build and body-shape, since Jo introduced him as being atypically bulked-up for a Goblin (to the point that he sometimes gets almost-mistaken for an odd-looking Dwarf) and charging Hobson down like small green boar during their first training spar. I thought it would be fun to lean into him being a stocky bundle of muscle compared to how Goblins are typically drawn.
For the coat, I liked the idea of taking men’s fashion-furs and giving him a long-cut trench-style coat with a big fur ruff around the collar. Really fluff the guy up with an impressive “beast-coat” that makes him look even bulkier.
Gelnek’s under-coat situation wasn’t described, so I went with a close-fit black two-piece since I figured that could help emphasise his actual silhouette without being too visually busy, and might make some fun strong shapes if I wanted to draw him in more dynamic situations later. I also gave him a few sash-belts with some of his hunt-trophies pinned on (the Voidcrystal Snail-eye, a Wyvern Tooth from their fight on the Javelin and Trilby’s gifted Dragon-Scale button), just to keep the under-outfit from getting too conventional.
Hat wise, there’s not much that can be done to rein in the “putting a hat on a hat” effect of the Trilby on Porkpie on Cowboy tower, so I just tidied them up a little with some nice complementary colours and bands that coordinated with the rest of the ensemble. The Cowboy brim and long coat combo ended up giving him some strong gunslinger energy, which is kinda fun for a traveling war-bard.
For his hair, I wanted to neaten up his big mess of fluffy curls for the formal setting, without going the same slicked-back conventional-imperial-common route that Hobson and Morenthal were already sporting. Since Gelnek’s birth-tribe come from a swampy region and places a lot of cultural importance on headwear, I thought it might be fitting to do him up with some neat protective braids.
Gelnek’s shoe situation was an interesting one since canonically he doesn’t wear them. I didn’t want to deprive him of his quest for the perfect shoe, but also figured he would need something to avoid the standard “no shoes, no service” rule at formal events, so I ended up pulling inspiration from Across the Spiderverse and giving him some Pavitr Prabakar-style foot-wraps with a bit of fancy gold trim to match the sash and middle hat.
I also decided to rep’ his drum-shield, seeing as Gelnek ended up being allowed to bring it into the venue. It’s barely visible in the final drawing but a good quarter of his thumbnail page was notes on how do drum-shield work? In my head I see it as something like a kettledrum set inside a convex round-shield/Dhal that lets him beat the drumhead while keeping the shield between him and danger. I also like the idea of him being able to play the shield part like a handpan.
Bonus look at his sketch layers because this man's hats and physicality fought me harder than he fights drakes:
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I pirated mario party and dj hallyboo pulled out a gun💀💀💀
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