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ca-dmv-bot · 21 hours
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: 666? Verdict: ACCEPTED
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mic-check-stims · 3 days
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Seto Kaiba but he's stuck at the dmv for 3 hours to renew his license for his shitty red ferrari 360 moodboard for anon
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unknownknowns · 1 year
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The Queen of Dreamville 📸 by Izzy Nuzzo on Twitter.
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zazagundam · 8 months
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california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"
Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)
DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL
Verdict: APPROVED
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zolikaaaa · 10 months
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Hagyd, hogy apró jó dolgok történjenek veled
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yesnowhatno · 6 months
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ca-dmv-bot · 20 hours
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Customer: THE SOUND MY DIRTBIKE MAKES AND FAVORITE NUMBER. DMV: BRAP IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE? URBAN SAYS IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: MY MAGICIAN NAME WHEN I USE TO PERFORM AS A TEENAGER DMV: BALLS IN 1? Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 17 hours
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: PIG-? Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 day
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Customer: LUCKY NUMBERS DMV: DOES IT LOOK LIKE "TIT"? Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 19 hours
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Customer: BLACK CHEVY TAHOE AND MY NAME DMV: HOE-WHORE. NO TAHOE ON RECORD Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 1 day
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Customer: KILLING ANY COMPETITION DMV: KILL? Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: GUN? Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 2 days
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Customer: DODGE RAM FOR YOU DMV: SEXUAL. DOES HAVE A DODGE TRUCK Verdict: DENIED
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ca-dmv-bot · 16 hours
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: XL BIG-PENIS? Verdict: DENIED
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