Customer: (not on record)
DMV: 666?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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The Queen of Dreamville 📸 by Izzy Nuzzo on Twitter.
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california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"
Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)
DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL
Verdict: APPROVED
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Customer: THE SOUND MY DIRTBIKE MAKES AND FAVORITE NUMBER.
DMV: BRAP IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE? URBAN SAYS IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY MAGICIAN NAME WHEN I USE TO PERFORM AS A TEENAGER
DMV: BALLS IN 1?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: PIG-?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: LUCKY NUMBERS
DMV: DOES IT LOOK LIKE "TIT"?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BLACK CHEVY TAHOE AND MY NAME
DMV: HOE-WHORE. NO TAHOE ON RECORD
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: KILLING ANY COMPETITION
DMV: KILL?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: GUN?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: DODGE RAM FOR YOU
DMV: SEXUAL. DOES HAVE A DODGE TRUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: XL BIG-PENIS?
Verdict: DENIED
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