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fiddlingford · 12 days

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Guys

GUYS

GUYSSS!!!!!

Climb him like a tree amirit

#guys don't sound like a real word to me right now #this is cute even though stan doesn't seem to like fidds too much in the episode #fiddlestan #gravity falls #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddstan

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itsdefinitely · 1 month

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i've noticed a pattern

#stanford pines #gravity falls #arthur lester #malevolent #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma #bill woodward #hatchetfield #grian #i havent actually gotten very far in malevolent so that's basically a guess. but john seems like he'd be an eldritch entity #maybe he was human once but he doesn't seem like it now #also if arthur has any distinguishing traits erm. whatever #i have never drawn watcher grian before and i didnt watch evo so :P #there are two guys named bill in this image #i chose these characters to give people as much whiplash as possible and its working

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veliseraptor · 1 year

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have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

#important text posts #about me #vegaspete and xuexiao in particular come to mind #it's the 'how unhinged does this look from the outside' question maybe #if it just looks like two people hitting it off and being cute together right away then eh not my thing #if it looks like two people who have suddenly zeroed in on each other in a way that makes others go 'oh that doesn't seem good'#i'm there baby

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bookishforce · 10 months

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uhm sorry but at the destiny event i think ive counted force going to slap book's ass like... 3 times?? guys??? what the fuck??? get a room??? lmao jkjkjk but srsly wtf 😭😭😂😂😂😅😅

#they're so wild #not beating those boyfriend allegations #Force even made a joke about how fans are shocked about the content #bc normally it's so dry #like did he read all the divorce tweets #social media fiend #like can u stop basically eye fucking on stage tho #no one is coping #like who tf #but like.... is it????#doesn't seem like it #they're making my night tho #hahahaha

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artkaninchenbau · 3 months

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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dustgeonmeshi · 5 months

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part 2 of izutsumi meeting chilchuck's daughters

possibly more to come...i still have ideas. feel free to tell me your hcs as well!

part 1 | part 2

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #puckpatti chils #flertom chils #chilchuck tims #he's not here so idk if i should tag him but whatever #sorry that meijack isn't here she doesn't seem like the curious type #if there's a part 3 i promise she will be there #dust art

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carlyraejepsans · 1 year

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sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

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exeggcute · 9 months

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btw did you guys see how the hannah arendt prize committee tried to revoke masha gessen's prize after gessen, a jewish journalist, wrote an essay about how zionists and zionist-sympathizing gentiles, particularly in germany, wield accusations of antisemitism to shut down anti-zionist jews... an essay in which they specifically quoted hannah arendt several times

#I think the committee relented and gave them the award after all but still... irony doesn't even seem like the right word for it...#the essay was good too but even when I was reading it was like masha baby you could've pushed the envelope a little farther. if you wanted.#and then the backlash happened and I was like jk I guess they pushed that fucking envelope alright!

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zosanbrainrot · 11 months

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He's just a dude, a birthday dude

#święto niepodległości?? nie to urodziny Zoro #zoro #roronoa zoro #I made this instead of working and the deadline is approaching agahshdjfj #must get my shit together #one piece #i like drawing Zoro all wrinkled and scrungly #*wondering if I'm using the word scrungly correctly bcs when I googled there's scrungly but also skrunkly which seems to be different*#i mean he's like idk a disheveled dirt boy #it just feels right to draw him with wrinkles on his face #once again I'm clueless abt chest and arms muscles but I did use refs so maybe it doesn't look too bad #ok i need to go eat sth #my art

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lilybug-02 · 3 months

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Dewi wouldn’t hurt a fly…usually.

Bug Fact: The African Cicada is the loudest bug in the world reaching up to 107 decibels (about the same as a car horn).

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Masterpost

#btw I’m taking a break for the weekend! new page Monday #HK will....survive....mostly #Making sure that thing does not get back up again #Tbh I dont think any of them expected Dewi to enter the fight. He doesn't seem one for combat #also most bugs in game dont have big stompers like Dewi does.#In my experience the best way to kill a bug is to keep ur foot on the ground but Dewi doesn't really have that experience yet #hollow knight #hollow knight humans #hollow knight hornet #hollow knight quirrel #hollow knight knight #hollow knight au #dewi #dewi's adventures in hollow knight

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zelkam · 1 month

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"A-Cheng, come over here."

#cqledit #The Untamed #Jiang Cheng #mdzs #myedit #hi hello I love making my faves suffer #pff though I cannot find the author of this quote #like it's linked with another quote often from what I see but it doesn't seem legit #if you know hmu

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asaemonn · 3 months

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#to think there will be day i'll be posting anime fanart on Tumblr again #well i guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks #its bit old but anyway #i quite like it #mithrun #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dunmesh spoilers #where to post your anime fanart these days anyway #ig doesn't seem to work for me so #mine

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sunderwight · 3 months

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I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.

Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe

The System: actually user doesn't have to--

Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!

The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--

Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

#bingqiu #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #system: user doesn't have to marry #shen yuan: what do you take my womansona for some kind of harlot who gives the milk away for free?#shen yuan: not that anyone wouldn't give it up to binghe regardless so I guess she couldn't be blamed #shen yuan: even so luo binghe likes to marry the women he sleeps with and of course only a lunatic would turn him down #shen yuan: do I seem like a lunatic to you?#system: ...

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doumekiss · 3 months

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I am a 100% certain that in a dungeon meshi modern au Kabru would see minimum wage retail worker Laios and still develop an all consuming psychosexual obsession with him

#he would probably stop by whatever store Laios works all the time in hope of getting his attention #but sadly Laios doesn't seem to remember him from interaction to interaction sort of having all customers blend into one in his head #until Kabru does something like use a shirt with a dragon or werewolf or do something even more desperate to try to catch his attention #dungeon meshi #labru #laios touden #kabru #thoughts

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ariaste · 2 months

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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

#interview with the vampire #devil's minion #assad zaman #he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot #i've seen it a thousand times #this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them #the chaos energy is off the charts #eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy #assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like #“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world #if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers #who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic #this is what we call Plot Structure #real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery #and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point #iwtv

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skellagirl · 3 months

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played DA2 for the first time and romanced the possessed bisexual poor little meow meow who's totally down for firebombing a walmart

#handers #dragon age #dragon age 2 #dragon age anders #marian hawke #dragon age hawke #I FINALLY played through the entire thing! after so many times starting and then getting bored lol #I have genuine trouble deciding if I like Origins or Inquisition best but 2 is definitely on the bottom for me lol 🥲#but I do like Anders :)#I want more of this miserable little man #also I'm never sure anymore whether I wanna post single pictures or sets of them. idk #all the other DA stuff I've been drawing lately has been Origins stuff. or memes. so this doesn't really fit? so #seems like it should be by itself?#idk idk idk idk idk #anyway I've been doing lots of loose sketchy stuff and experimenting with brushes and it's been nice :)#trying my best to just...... be softer on myself #my art #description in alt text

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