#doglicks

[happinessthroughmagnets]

Dog Licks

I saw on TikTok that when dogs lick your face it's because you're bothering them and they want you to get out of their face. But then why does my dog lick my face when I'm pretending to sleep?

[anianimals-moe]

Golden Retriever from Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

Today's AniAnimal is this dog from 'Evangelion: 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time'. Shinji meets this cone of shame wearing golden retriever when he wakes up in Village-3's Clinic . 今日のアニアニマルは『シン・エヴァンゲリオン劇場版:||』に登場するこの犬。 シンジが第3村の診療所で目覚めた時と出会ったエリザベスカラーをつけたゴールデンレトリバー。

[so-weird-world]

60 seconds animals shenanigans 4, #monkey,  #sloppy, #dog,  #dogseating,  #doglicking, #icecream, #funny

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

Pale Goblins (and friends) as dril tweets

Cherrypop: just found out about Object Permanence… why didnt any one tell me about this shit

Biscuit: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

Flopsy: awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far

Sporghog: sending my most powerful kisses to all pregnant women fire fighers

America: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Bagnut: oh you say you’re going to fuck me? you’re going to try to fuck me, through the computer? Well i say this, and that is “Game on”

Peckersnot: the only A+ i ever got was from that time in art class when i drew venus & serena willaims clobbering the. shit out of me with their rackets

Doglick: how do i get cowboy paint off a dog

Tatty Bo Jangles: “jail isnt real,” i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco

Ramjam: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites.  you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you

Gashwad: id love to get attacked by a bird. id love for a bird to try to fight me. id love to smash it to bits with my bare hands.

Toadswallow: i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch

Snatchragged: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

Bubbleyum: what would you do if i unlocked 100% of my true brain?  Nothing. you would be fucked

Lewdtube: do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train … with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar… he just mmight be… angel

Bluntmunch: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Kittycough: two handfuls of kitty litter taken from the beautiful hollywood home of sports broadcaster Dick Vitale , for $100 or best offer

Breastbiter the Chonk: joke’s on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm, it’s victory wine

Liberty: DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor ME: No,

Slaygarrrrrr Who Slavishly Slays: my name is “ GAMER FUCKER ” and i was sent to FUCK all the gamers…

Flopsy (again): awfully bold of you to retweet my “bad year” tweet on a year that has been extremely good thus far

Avery: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

Snowdrop: Im the only man here who injects himself with a CIA Grade Truth Serum before each and every post i make. Remember only that

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

📖💜💖

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

Okay, let's go with Hellblazer for this one. Not a book, but an arc.

The Good Intentions arc. This is definitely one of those If You Know, You Know things. And if you don't know, I'll include it under a read more at the bottom of this ask.

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

COMIC LEONARD SNART. Oh my god, why am I one of only like five people who will look at this scraggly alley cat and go Hnnn??

Seriously, someone needs to sit on that face, asap.

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

Again, I'll go with Hellblazer, because I know where your tastes lie.

John will always be more interesting when he's not doing magic. Which to me, means that the original Vertigo run is considerably better than any DC run with John. I mean, this is a guy who will perform a 'spell' for a bunch of rich people by just reciting the ingredients of a drink at them in a spooky voice. His magic should always and forever be the last thing he tries, and only after trying to con someone, bribe someone, kick someone in the nuts, or sold his soul to the devil for the seventeenth time has failed.

Now, for the stuff under the cut...

Good Intentions follows John in America, specifically to a tiny place called Doglick, Virginia where he is looking to make peace with the family of a man he was accused of murdering.

In Doglick, we get to know the man's brothers, who are seen locally as sort of heroes for saving the little backwater from complete ruin after the mine was shut down.

John meets up with them and they get him to come with them to do them a favour because someone 'failed to show up' for something (He'd just been beaten, presumably to death, by one of the brothers.) They go to a house out in the woods that's set up for a hard core BDSM porn shoot, and John is drugged.

Over the next few issues, it's teased out what happened-

While off his head and not even able to stand up on his own, they 'coerce' John into performing in a threesome for them which they filmed with the intention of selling.

With a woman and a dog.

Which is how they 'saved' the town. Everyone agreed to take part in these movies which would get sold online, and the women, and presumably some of the men, of the town would take turns 'costarring'

(I absolutely want to add the family to my 'Lucifer tracks down everyone who has ever hurt his magic man and destroys them' fic ideas)

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Notable Goblins

The Hyena

Dickswizzle

Buttsack

Gallowscream

Rackspatter of the Nine Thousand Scalps

Deedee

Sir Turdswallow

Bluntmunch

Gashwad

Cherrypop

Peckersnot

Tatty Bo Jangles

Ramjam

Biscuit

Doglick

Bangnut

Snatchragged

Butty McButtbutt

Kittycough

Creamfilled

Fishmittens

Bumcake

Humpydump

Breastbiter the Chonk

Bubblecum

Cockgnash

Slaygarrrrrr Who Slavishly Slays

Less Notable Goblins

Arsepint[60]

Screwloose and Douchegargler[61][62]

Scuzzwick[63]

Arsedrip[64]

Cumnugget[65]

Peckerbottom[66]

Snotwit[66]

Pissgag[66]

Spunkyfeets[66]

Cuntwhistle[66]

Stump[66]

Wangarang[67]

Willydew[67]

Pustulebottom[68]

Skullcrap[69]

Shitface[70]

Flopsy

Giggleberries

Shocktease

Sproghog

Lewdtube

Smudge Eater[71]

Footrub[72]

Hamcandle[72]

Clownstick[72]

Windowlicker[72]

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[booksandchainmail]

Pale 7.3

“You want to get the girls, am I right?  I could teach you ways.”

do not get romance advice from a goblin

“All I’m saying is I could tell you ways to handle yourself that would turn the heads of hundreds of winsome and woesome dames.”

... turn their heads in what way, exactly?

“Then use my methods, and turn that one girl’s head hundreds of times.” “That kills the girl,” Gashwad whispered loudly. “Twists the head off.”

like I said

"I’m the best person here at understanding Nat, after Doglick chewed most of her tongue off, and understanding Alpy, and all that.  But as in so many things Practice-related, it comes at a price.” “Of sounding like a tryhard?” Lucy asked.

lol. But Verona is honestly very good at understanding Others. I wonder if that's linked to her intuition about the practice, or if she's just good at parsing communication in general? Also wondering if there will be a balance to it. Switching languages rapidly tends to mess up people's grammar, and some of this is a bigger stretch. I know that when I've been programming intently, especially with a lower-level language, I have trouble talking coherently for a while.

Culminating in Kennedy getting into her family’s car and everyone driving her off, leaving her on campus alone with Durocher.

that lesson on binding left an impact, huh. Scary teacher showing up in nightmares.

Until there were no escape routes, and the door was wide open, the sounds and screams from within too loud for Mccauleigh to hear Alexander’s voice. “Alexander was her way out?” Verona asked.

the youngest Hennigar not keen on being gore-streaked?

“A team captain?” Lucy suggested. “Yes, exactly!”

love Avery's enthusiasm for sports metaphors

“Yeah,” Lucy said, her voice soft.  “It’s why it’s so easy to fall into the trap of hating that man.  Bristow doesn’t budge and Alexander seems to accommodate, he invites you in, or puts himself in situations where you invite yourself in…”

I'm also worried about this. I wouldn't be surprised if this section of the story ends with Alexander stronger than ever.

The Other stood close to Gashwad, who snarled and hugged Snowdrop’s head, putting his body between her and the Other.

awww

Was it only three or so times that she had to fight to get away?  That John or Tashlit or Gashwad were stepping in to pry her free?  Two or three times that they plunged into darkness and she had to make that split second decision to either defend Snowdrop or get to the bricks before he got to the bird?  He varied it up, feinted.  She was running on instinct and adrenaline, fighting in the moment. Trying to survive, to preserve her friend.

Man, Avery keeps getting trapped in these kinds of life or death struggles in alternate arenas. Incredibly draining for her.

“You did good,” John said. The words felt weird.  She didn’t want to be in a situation where this was good.

situation was awful, she handled it really well. But there isn't really a sense of accomplishment in barely surviving.

Lucy was fussing with Avery’s hair, which had mud in it, and it was simultaneously the last bit of nitpickyness that Avery wanted to dwell on, and it was a bit zen, fingernails running against her scalp as a makeshift comb.

having hair finger-combed is very nice, do recommend

We’re making small talk?  Talking about regular stuff? After that?  Do you guys realize?

Avery's traumatic experiences tend to happen when she's alone, so there's less recognition from the others. At least with the Wolf they knew it was bad for her, but I don't think Lucy or Verona understand what the past fight was like for Avery, since from an outside perspective it didn't do much damage or last long.

Seems like most of the trauma here comes from having to be constantly moving and constantly alert, without room to improve the situation more than a little, just stuck in a deadly holding pattern. No room for error or relaxation, then being abruptly plunged back into the normal world with no adjustment period.

But Avery didn’t want to whine.  She wanted to look strong.  So she focused her attention on keeping her head up and being gentle with Snowdrop.

:|

“Regards, Lawrence T. Bristow, esquire.” Verona said, plucking her feather from her sleeve.  She ran the tip along the screen.  “What do you think?  Do you think we should pass his regards on to the brownies?”

hah! it's been a while since we've seen that quill

[yello80s]

So I missed #nationaldogday but thought I’d recycle this campaign funny I put up in 2016 cos Orry’s running again for 2020!! #bestdogever #dogforpresident #dogforpresident2020 #bordercollie #bordercolliesofinstagram #doglicks #yello80s https://www.instagram.com/p/CEaDsgRJYFD/?igshid=1qewtxvv7pcvn

[twobirdsnostone]

Pure flattie love. #flatcoatsofinstagram #flattiemoments #doglicks @timothyswoodworking (at Helena, Montana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwiwt3yFDgp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h6age8htrvgg

[patrickdovephoto]

Beware of dog licks!!! #doglicks #fujix100f https://www.instagram.com/p/BvfuLtVn0R5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u2sz2mapiim2

[pawsoaps]

Behind every good looking dog is a great bath using @pawsoaps 😉 🤗🛁🐾❤️ • • • • • #greatparkfarmersmarket #pawsoaps #maketheswitch #handmadedogsoap #woofapproved #handmadesoap #farmersmarketsoap #dogsoap #dogsoapbar #dogshampoobar #dogshampoo #bathtime #gooddog #dog #doglife #doglicks #doglovers #ilovemydog #groomingdog #doggroominglife #doggrooming #dogmemes #naturaldogsoap #naturalsoap #allnaturalsoap (at Great Park Certified Farmers' Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3lsypAQdK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ilexvoqry7f5

[tinypawscreations]

Caution dog can't control its licker! Does your dog have this issue? This sign is perfect for all dog owners. All signs can be custom made. pls contact me for more info. https://etsy.me/3Jr1ygj #tinypawscreationsus #dogsigs #doglicker #animalgifts #doggiftsideas #dogownerproblems #doggifts #petfriendlygifts #petgifts #petsigns #petaccessories #dogaccessories #dogdecor #puppysigns # #doglovers #dogownergifts #dogdoorsigns (at Tiny Paws Creations) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcIPIvuu_bZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[torontoterrier-blog]

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MY HUMAN IS BACK HOME FROM VEGAS (wherever that is)!!! 👅x1000 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #dog #doglicks #kisses #dogoftheday #picoftheday #mydog #puppy #puppylove #reunited #toronto #vegas #views #viewsfromthe6 #the6ix #mydogrunsthe6ix #torontodogs #torontoterrier #sceneswithbeans #babybeans (at Toronto, Ontario)

[ronanandremiridgebacks]

🔊 Adventures with Remi 😂 #ridgeback #rhodesianridgeback #rhodesianridgebacksofinstagram #bloodhound #mixedbreed #doglicks

[slimcousins]

WHY DO DOGS LICK PEOPLE?

Dogs lick people and other dogs for a whole variety of reasons. Puppies will lick their mothers or owners as a sign of affection or when asking for food. Once they’re adults, licking becomes a sign of submission to an authority figure. When your dog licks you, they probably want something, like food or attention.

[debralb1]

...totally crushing on my #furrylove @hirotheakita today his licks and kisses were needed more than ever...and the moments he came over and shared them meant the world to me ..If only he knew #adogspurpose #myakita #akitalovers #akitainu #akitadog #dog #dogsinsnow #dogsplaying #sticks #dogwalks #outdoorfun #doglicks #dogkisses (at Prospect Park)