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soo excited for this weekend
#recently discovered I do in fact have the clubber’s temperament so doing that tomorrow#doing absolutely nothing saturday#will just lay in bed with my dog#sunday I have an appointment at a spa with a sensory deprivation pod#so I will either have the most relaxing experience of my life or meet the hatman
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No hate to your girlfriend, but does she actually take care of you? You always post that you’re sick and they don’t do anything? Seems kinda shitty
this is insanely presumptuous and weird and just because you slap ‘no hate’ in front of it doesn’t make it any less rude…
i don’t post about everything (or even CLOSE to it) so i don’t know how you would even KNOW if she’s taking care of me or not, but i’ve absolutely posted on here about her taking care of me when i’m sick multiple times already so i don’t know how you could’ve possibly missed that if you’re as concerned with our relationship as this message makes it seem.
she quite literally bought my dinner tonight and is the only reason i have tissues right now because she knows me So well and is so good at taking care of me. she sits on the phone with me every single night for hours and helps me sleep when i don’t feel well and keep waking up so fuck you. i know this was to bait me but i don’t want anyone to think you can get away with sending me nasty shit like this about someone i love
#like you know absolutely nothing about our relationship or how much she does for me#but it’s fucking hilarious that i got this message on the same day i was feeling especially like a burden for being taken care of#she literally stayed on the phone with me last saturday while i was sobbing in pain and in the ER#and a million other things that you won’t ever hear about#you can say whatever you want about me but do not talk about her
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Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse to become canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.
Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illnesses wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?
#and unlike the last one - they don't talk about the last one -#She likes how effortlessly confident Velvette is with everything she works with and how little she has to worry about their relationship#when she's around her#ofc the gradual loss of autonomy and general sense of self is a whole other thing and she definitely doesn't need to think about it ever-#-cause her stunningly hot drop-dead gorgeous filthy rich and famous girlfriend just designed her 10 new fashion lines for her new tour-#-without her even asking-#-and they're gonna live stream the best date she's ever going to have in the fanciest restaurant the pride rings has to offer.#she's never felt this adored & safe & content in satin knows how long she is getting herself trashed every other saturday and STILL#manages to look flawless for every magazine by morning#& Velvette tells her they look so hot together every time they take a selfie as she pulls her waist & face & hair & neck into her side#like she's ready to swallow her whole#they spoil each other with gifts & praises and shit talking ppl behind their back#and absolutely nothing between them ever went wrong#hazbin hotel shitposts#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel velvette#I remember having a headcannon that Velvette sends every single girl/boyfriend(toy) she has ever had to Valentino after she dumps them.#sometimes she'll even throw in a personal recommendation#Velvette is dead quiet about the breakup this time around#Valentino - for once in his life- knows better to ask#Verosika never came to pentegram city to do live shows since#angst#I suppose#which is probably all my 2 neurons are good for past 9 pm
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I cannot believe that it’s only 4 more days until the crows come back, like it’s been too long I need them to come home. I’ve been re-reading soc but it’s not enough, I need to see the crows again. I actually can’t wait
#I’m so excited tho#even tho I can’t watch it until Saturday#but it’s worth the wait#idc if they do absolutely nothing again I will watch anything with them#soc#six of crows#s&b s2#shadow and bone season 2#Kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#matthias helvar#wylan van eck#kanej#helnik#wesper
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it really is so funny, every night, 10pm on the dot, no matter where i am or what i'm doing, out like a light
i'm on the couch hustling nano sprints thinking about eating dinner and 9:55, straight up, my eyes just cannot focus on words anymore. go and get dinner and go straight to bed clown. you thought doing nothing all day would keep you up? c l o w n
#the exception to the rule is sunday nights#because i sleep like 11-13 hours saturday night#2-3 hours saturday afternoon#do absolutely nothing sunday#and then at 10pm i'm VIBRATING and then i either go down an internet rabbithole or anxiety has the time and energy to kick in and keep us up#with heart beating fast stomach dropping hollow in the chest feelings until 2am for no reason at all
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Someone please yell at me to work on Everything's Too Cold because I only have two chapters buffer now because it got longer than I intended when I started posting but now these boys are fighting me and insisting on more sexy times.
#I need a push or I'll just sit here refreshing tumblr and doing absolutely nothing all night#I need to finish this chapter by Saturday and I might have to add another#or more 😬#I swear I had a plan but David and Patrick have other plans
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desperately trying not to have a panic attack about university hehehe
#literally the only thing i'm supposed to do is study#am i doing it? nope of course. i have less than a month left to take exams and i should take at least 2 but i haven't opened a book in more#than a month and the thought fills me with dread and i literally physically cannot do it#it's possible that going back to my uni flat would help (it would be a change in scenery for sure) but on wednesday it will be a year since#my father died and there's this fucking church thing and my mother won't force me to stay but i really should. shouldn't i?#after all it's already saturday and i've already wasted 40 days. what's half a week more?#i keep staring at the list of exams and i know that if i spent every waking second studying i could get back on track and graduate when i'm#supposed to graduate but 1. it's not healthy and 2. my brain refuses to study for ONE exam let alone 14 so it's unrealistic#and at this point i should just accept that i'm going to graduate one year late and one year after all my friends because last year i did#absolutely nothing. and last autumn started out great. i moved. i was organised. and then the first week of october my mother was at the#hospital and i had to go home for a week and somehow i let that week screw up my entire semester#and now i'm panicking because i have only 18 days before the exam i'm supposed to take and it doesn't feel enough for everything i have to#study but it's not going to get better if i just let all the days pass without doing anything but i can't i can't i can't#so yeah i should be kind to myself and accept i'll need one additional year for all the exams and take it slowly which is the only way to#actually get things done. but i don't want to. i don't want to tell my mother that i failed at the one thing i'm supposed to be doing#but i really really can't it's hard and i'm failing and my head is screaming that i don't deserve hobbies and yet i keep wasting my days#it's one am and i should either sleep or relax because it's not like i can do anything now and yet i feel like i need to fix my entire life#right this second or i'll explode. i'm so tired of my thoughts.#please ignore all this ^ because i know most of it is irrational or whatever and i DON'T WANT to hear rational things#if you've read until here and really want to say something just tell me that right now i'm allowed to relax#any other comment would make me feel worse#💖💖💖#**one month left to take exams this semester not forever hahaha but then i'd be supposed to take all the remaining exams in the summer#and i can't possibly take 14 exams between now and july which is why i'm panicking (there are other logistically confusing things in what i#said but i wanted to clear this one up at least lmao) (i'm already feeling vaguely better can't you see?)
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#vent post uwu havent seen those in a while have we <33#looks like a depressive episode again#aw shucks#:/#laid in bed all day. did absolutely nothing. slept for 18 hours.#havent washed my hair since saturday. havent taken my thyroid meds in three days so idk that may have sth to do with this too ig#my flat is a total mess and im ignoring all uni groupchats (uni itself as well) and non-groupchats too.#only pretending im Normal to my best friend even tho she explicitly asked me to tell her when im feeling Bad and she does reach out to me#with her problems but i just cant bring myself to talk to her about mine#also i miss my ed so badly i need it back desperately. and i mean DESPERATELY.#anyway. something is seriously seriously wrong with me rn. like fr.#and i still haven't found the earring kms#had a bit of a ✨strongly suicidal✨ moment yesterday like it really made me go Wowwwwww girl hold yer horses cause yeah.#we havent seen that one in a while either#(no matter what my evil poll tags might have said lmao). anyway. absolutely horrible last two days.#and i once again feel like the worst and most useless and most disgusting person in the world.#my body is trash and there's nothing in this world that i hate more than it. i wish it would just. evaporate. whatever.#i hate it with a passion. peace and love.
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Every year I underestimate just how bad I feel post-COVID booster. Like I remember it being bad, but I also don’t remember feeling like I got run over by a semi and then dragged behind it for half a mile.
#just goddamn#this is why we did it on a Friday#so we could spend Saturday doing absolutely nothing and recover#sloth speaks
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it honestly feels like monday was yesterday. its friday. I cant remember anything I've done and I know I sound like a broken record but goddd
#i actually cant do this anymore head in my hands#therapy in Saturday. i get to in and say ive done absolutely nothing and I really fuckin hope she has some way to help#nothing has actually Progressed in the sessions and im reaching some sort of point#egg talks
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#there are sooo many things I need to do before my flight on saturday#and yet I just spent the last 5 hours doing absolutely nothing at all#and it's now 9:20pm and I think I'm just gonna go to bed 😴😴
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here’s to hoping for a ✨better✨ next week… _(:3 」∠)_
#really long rant about my ✨work woes✨ incoming— pls lemme have this moment before i cry at the interns on monday—#short summary of my utterly horrendous week go—#on monday: the machines kept taking turns to die (and that stupid self-restarting computer aaaaaaaaaaa—)#tuesday: the machines were horrible (again). and the final chapter of act 1 of the mona manga came out that night (which was much sad :( )#wednesday: was relocated to that acid-using station and got an acid burn on a really inconvenient part of my hand >:(#like yo. acid. why couldn’t you have landed on the back of my hand instead??#why did you *have* to splash onto the left side of the base of my left index finger?? i can’t even wrap a plaster around it and it sucks >:(#thursday: the machines were horrendous too! they refused to pass the daily quality checks!!! and there were tons of samples to load too!#as a bonus this lady kept hijacking the computer to check results or something while i was trying to enter stuff into the job queue thing#(the job queues for the stupid machines that is)#and so i could do absolutely ✨nothing✨ while she did her stuff… and then she complained that my workstation was really slow that day >:/#lady p l s. blame the machines!! and it’s only my literal second day at that station so— :( and you kept stealing control of the computer :(#and then there’s today. friday. (ʘ‿ʘ) the person who loaded the samples last night put said samples into the wrong slots of the machine…#…and so the dumb acid autofiller spewed out acid anyway. which spilled onto the machine and then evaporated (for the most part) overnight#and so! when i popped in to the workstation a good 10 min late (having overslept a little due to believing it was already saturday)…#i noticed the wrongly placed samples，smelled the really strong scent of acid，went ‘ah maybe the toluene reacted with the solvents’…#…and just carried on as per normal. it only clicked that those were acid fumes from the missed samples when my eyes started to water ಥ‿ಥ#and even then i ran off to find a coworker to ask ‘will the thing still autofill if there aren’t any beakers in the indicated slots’…#but ofc i couldn’t articulate properly bc i was ✨lightheaded✨ from the acid fumes. i felt really loopy for almost an hour after that tbh :(#and so i still have no idea how i’m still employed at this place tbh. all i do is blabber nonsensically and forget my coworkers’ names :/#but i think my terrible jokes have become a little more commonplace in the workplace. whoops.#i’d say ‘merry christmas’/‘happy new year’/‘happy birthday’ when i give printouts to others，and now they say it back to me lol#i stg my sense of humour is utterly horrible. no wonder why this higher up lady (probably) secretly dislikes me lol#like she’d say ‘i’ll train you in [test method]’ only to give like a half an hour overview before leaving me to fend for myself </3#on the other hand，she’d train and guide literally every other person for hours on end till they’re familiar with the test method :(#or maybe she thinks i’m too capable (lol). prolly not though. i usually stare confusedly at her like 👁👄👁 through her explanations#well. i think i’m done with my venting for now. see you tomorrow.#inedible blubbering
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I have an absolute perfect storm of a shift coming up in April and I can’t decide whether I should cancel it
#i’ll set the scene for you: 9th april. easter sunday. the cafe is going to be absolutely Mental that day i just know it#i am on shift with: my manager (who’s lovely but she will be in the office all day doing managerial shit unless it gets so busy we literally#can’t cope); another new girl (who’s fairly nice); and my most hated coworker (who made me cry last week)#and to cap it off: i’m probably going to get my period that day!!!!! or maybe the day before which would be even worse since it’s a saturday#and i’m also working that day#why did i so cavalierly say ‘yeah weekends work really well; give me weekend shifts’#i’ve gone ahead and figured out when all my future periods are and put a ‘DO NOT ACCEPT A SHIFT ON THIS DAY OR DAY BEFORE OR AFTER’#on my calendar on the expected day 1 of my period#i just don’t know what to do. because what if i cancel it (offer up my shift in the rota app) and then my period is late anyway#i would feel so stupid. and if i get it on the saturday there’s not much point cancelling sunday because yeah day 2 is still bad#but if i survive a day 1 at work i can survive a day 2#the demon on my shoulder is like ‘quit’ but i LIKE this job and more importantly i don’t want to go back to job hunting#i’ve spent the whole morning searching up like ‘how to survive your period at work’ and gotten Nothing Of Use lmao#it’s all aimed at people with desk jobs and girl if i was allowed to sit down that’d be like 90% of my problems gone immediately#should i just go on birth control. should i call the doctor while mabel has lunch and see if i can get in on friday#that might be the cheat code honestly. just straight up skip that period and get it the next week#BC does give me absolutely wild mood swings which is why i’m not on it but like.. surely there’s One out there that won’t mess me up#like i was on loestrin for about 4 years i think. rigevidon messed me up but surely it’s not the only one that’s appropriate for me??#i’ll try to call them soon. gotta feed mabel first#personal
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"I must... reiterate, the Kido Corps is in no way, shape, or form, a...... cult."
"The unquestioning, undying, unconditional..... loyalty, and affection from my lambs is most.... appreciated, encouraged, even, but nonetheless.... we are all, free thinkers in this establishment."
"More..... importantly, we here in the Kido Corps are.... always, always, always accepting new recruits. Please, do thyself a.... favour, and sign up today."
#bansui: ic#bansui: dash com & banter#bansui vc: please.... join. there is absolutely nothing..... evil going on here.#bansui vc: we here at the kido corps..... even do sushi saturdays. that is.... already more than what the.... gotei 13 offers.#bansui vc: *double checking this script and wondering which idiot subordinate of his wrote this crap*#//working on replies rn but also just kinda lurking too
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booked my hotel for the bioarchaeology conference and am trying to figure out when i need to get on the road to get to there on time
#looks like the absolute latest i can leave is 9:30am to skip chicago traffic but i'll probably want to be up and attem earlier#but check in isnt til 3 so i'll have to find something to do til then. might just get lunch somewhere or smth once i get out of chicago#or smth like that. idk yet. i'll see if anyone else is going with me but as of right now it looks like i'll be alone#which isnt all that bad i mean i plan on living alone might as well trial run it#i'll only be there friday night bc im staying with my parents saturday night and coming back to michigan#on sunday. its gonna be a long weekend but i just had midterms and all my quizzes so i shouldnt have too much#to worry about in regards to homework#nothing that i cant do in advance or do monday morning anyway#shay speaks
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My day to take a break and I... Don't feel good... Neat....
#utter complaining#lately it feels like something has to happen during the weekend to just make me feel...#absolutely terrible???#literally nothing happened#i was fine yesterday.... not counting the afternoon thirsday was good#but now it's saturday and I just feel /bad/#like I have for the past like 4 weekends or so#the week is not bad saturday comes and BOOM I feel like I want crawl into a hole on the ground and never see the light of day#maybe I need a shower maybe I should just cry maybe both....#also I do not want the food I'm supposed to eat today lol#just not in the mood but then again I don't feel like eating anything at all....#i will though just something else that doesn't make feel like vomiting just thinking about it#sigh..... every weekend.... why.... I'm supposed to have a day to relax and Sunday to be productive#I'm so behind....#in literally every single subject....#and I have two exams close....#can I just stop time for like a week I need some time to get the sad out and then some more to catch up thanks#I FORGOT TO RETURN MY BOOK TO THE LIBRARY GOD FUCKIN#I'll do it on monday.... it's going to be 5 days late but it's not open saturday and sunday so...
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