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missskzbiased · 4 years

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The Hare and The Tortoise (Pt.2)

Genre: Suggestive, Mature/Smut, Oneshot, A little bit of Fluff

Pairing: Changbin x Reader x Han [Feat. Jeongin but not sexually]

Word Count: ~5,6K

Female lead

TW: Pet name (Love/Princess), Dom!Idol (?), Sub!Reader (?), Exhibitionism, Dirty talking, Humiliation, Orgasm denying/edging, Public Place, Poli relationship

Notes: Well, I wasn’t planing on writing a part 2 but @spearb1108 suggested it and few days later my mind was like SHOOT, so there it is. You don’t need to read the (Pt 1) but it is here anyway haha

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You couldn’t believe your own eyes.

“I told you so” You looked at your boyfriend, his cocky smirk pissing you off immediately.

Changbin gave you his knowing look, the kind of expression that pissed you in your daily life and made you want to wipe his bloody smirk off of his pretty face. Of course, you wouldn’t say this out loud but that same look could make your knees give out on spot as soon as he laid his hands on you… Sometimes he didn’t even need his hand, just the look, which, as humiliating as it was, made you beg for too many things inside and outside your bedroom in the past month.

“Okay, Binnie, We all know I’m a slow bitch” Jisung whined, rolling his eyes as he reached you two “I don’t complain about you being tiny every time now, do I?” He mocked, smirking at his friend. Although Changbin always teased Han for walking behind, the youngest didn’t mind it, claiming that you can only fully enjoy some things in life when you take it slow. Just like the curve of that fine ass here, He liked to say before slapping your fine ass and grasping it, making Changbin roll his eyes every time, even though he knew what was coming.

Changbin and Han were good friends and teammates, which made both of them quite childish with each other, a bunch of jokes and teasing going around even before the three of you began to date. So now that they weren’t just friends anymore, they were also your boyfriends, they decided to constantly compete with each other to get your attention, even though you gave much more than your attention to both of them repeatedly.

“Guys, you’re ignoring our problem here” You reminded them, gesturing to the long line just in front of you “We have like… Fifteen minutes to get our tickets, and I don’t know what you think but I think we’re screwed” You sighed, both of them rested their hands on your shoulder, squeezing it gently “I wanted to watch this so much” You pouted, looking devasted to the line, knowing you would never do this on time.

Or would you?

“Y/N?” Someone chirped from behind you, making you turn your head. You beamed, mouth agape when you saw Jeongin right in front of you, his foxy features were as cute as you remembered them “I can’t believe it! It’s been so long!” He opened his arms for you, and you ran to him, giving him a tight hug as he spun you around, both of you laughing.

“Oh my god! It has been ages!” You squealed as he finally let your feet on the ground, his hold firm on your waist “You’re taller now!” You chuckled, noticing your head were on the level of his shoulder when it used to be at his nose, your head tilting back to take a good look at him “Anyway, what are you doing here?! How is college?” He scoffed as you patted his arms and shoulders, like an aunt that didn’t see her nephew for weeks, inspective.

“Well, College is standing right there, just as the architects and engineers planned” He joked, making you laugh “I’m kidding, It’s been good… I’m almost graduating my ass, thank god! I can’t stand being there anymore, I swear!” He let you go with a smile, a sigh leaving his lips before a mischievous smirk got on it “At least if you were still there with me… I miss my veteran!” You snorted at his whining, the back of his hand going to his forehead in a dramatic motion before he opened one of his eyes, checking your reaction “Anyway, how about you? What are you doing here?” He raised his brows, curious.

“I think you can guess that alone” You spread your arms open while chuckling, swiveling to gesture to your surroundings, a Movie Theater, until your hand bumped onto someone. You turned around ready to apologize but it was just Changbin and Han, standing straight up behind you, their eyes evaluating your friend “We came here to watch a movie but one of us was too slow” You eyed Han, who didn’t even spare a glance at you, focused on Jeongin “And we will have to watch something else” You wailed.

“Oh, it’s nice to meet you” He said with a warm smile, extending his hand to shake both of theirs. They were kind enough to shake it back, polite smiles on their faces, no signs of jealousy nor hostility towards the younger one “Are you her friend?” He asked curiously, making you panic.

You weren’t prepared to let anyone know you had two boyfriends, afraid of the judgment.

“No, actually we are her b—“ You interrupted Han quickly, your heart thumping on your chest like a drum.

“No, They’re my best friends!” You laughed awkwardly, getting a laugh from Jeongin too, oblivious to what you had put yourself into.

You could feel both of them tensing by your side.

You turned your head around, checking their features, just to see a stern Changbin, eyes cold and sharp, refusing to look at you right now, and a louring Han, hurt painting his eyes as he looked straight into yours, questioningly. You sent them an apologetic smile, your eyes pleading for their understanding but neither of them seemed to buy your apologies, a scoff slipping through their lips at the same time.

“Well, since I like you and they are your friends… I think I can help you out, what do you think?” Jeongin grinned at you, gesturing to the back door before wiggling his eyebrows. You could only beam, your eyes twinkled as you grabbed his arm, hopeful “I don’t work here for nothing” He snorted, not even waiting for your answer, as your reaction made it pretty clear, heading to the back door while you were telling him which movie you wanted to watch.

“Let’s go to the last seat, the farthest from the screen” You could almost feel the smugness that gushed from his lips, his eyes buried into yours, mocking you silently, as he let an obnoxious smile find its way to his face “Is that okay, Jeongin?” He sneered, even though the younger one didn’t catch onto it, smiling as he agreed, confessing he liked those seats too.

The movie had already started when you arrived, so the three of you thanked Jeongin silently, making your way upstairs as you eyed the place, noticing there wasn’t a lot of people to watch it, probably due to the fact it had been in theaters for quite a while now.

The back seats were completely empty.

Not a soul to be seen around.

You were screwed.

Changbin made his way first, sitting down and lifting his chin to watch you as you sat beside him, Han sitting next to you. You felt trapped. You pretended to be calm, fixing your eyes on the screen and paying attention to the movie, ignoring the glimpse of both of your boyfriends leering at you in your peripheral vision.

“So… Best friends, hm?” Changbin leaned your way nonchalantly, voice down to a whisper as he looked at you. You did your best to not look back, a shiver running down your spine “Interesting way to call someone that fucks you every day” He spat, and you closed your eyes, breathing deeply.

There was no way in hell he would let it go.

“Yeah… Last time I checked, the only name she could call me was Sir” Han added, his tone mimicking Changbin’s, both of them were malicious, scorn dripping like venom from their mouths.

It turned you on.

Han let his hand fall to your thigh, hands trailing painfully slowly under your skirt, meeting your clothed core for a brief second before pulling away. You tightened your lips, pressing your thighs together, still refusing to look at them, hopeful that if you didn’t acknowledge your mistake, they would let it go eventually.

You were wrong.

“You’re a brat” Jisung spat, his voice low and husky, it felt like the sound could dig its nail on your nape, your body stiffened “Didn’t I explicitly ordered you to come without it?” His hand trailed to your skirt again, finger hooking your underwear and pulling it upwards, the fabric rubbing against your clit. He held it like this for a while, expecting your answer.

“W-What? You didn’t ask me this” Your eyes shot to him, dumbfound, body twitching when he pulled it a little harder. You should have known better than to answer like this. Changbin’s hand darted to your chin, holding it firmly as he guided you to look at him, contempt all over his features.

“You’re right, he didn’t ask, he ordered it” He pulled your face closer, eyes focused on your lips before resuming to your eyes “That mouth of yours… Where are you learning to talk back like this, Love? Aren’t you tired to get punished every single time?” He looked at you disappointed, a sigh leaving his lips as he let go of your chin.

“She likes to get punished because she’s a whore” Han’s lips hovered over your left ear, his voice raspy and mean, the soft graze on your earlobe enough to make you squirm “I think we’re not fucking her enough, Binnie… She can’t even remember my name” he bit your earlobe softly, pulling it with his teeth briefly before letting it go, tensing your body right away, the need to be touched by them increasing by the second “Or maybe we’re fucking her too much… She can’t even remember my orders” He taunted, his hot breath teasing the helix of your ear “Are you saying I didn’t send you a message about this, Princess?”

Oh? Was that what he was talking about? Of course, you remembered the message just fine. It was a simple statement of how much he wanted you to get rid of your underwear and go out with him, so he could take you there and then, making you cum in front of everyone and claim you as his. You remembered far too well how you answered with a wink emoji and a silent promise that you both would do it someday.

A day he didn’t settle yet.

“We didn’t… We didn’t decide when we…” You babbled, trying to reasoning but he cut you off by pulling your panties harder, moving it side to side so it would flicker your clit. You let out a gasp, surprised by the motion, shutting your eyes, hoping you could control your voice today.

“Oh no, Love…” Changbin pitied mockingly, leaning closer to your ear, letting his breath fan over there for a second before he let a soft kiss on your temple “You were so excited to watch this movie… Keep your eyes on the screen” His tone was demanding and you opened your eyes right away, focusing them ahead, pressing your thighs together once more, grinding on your panties unwillingly, although the friction hit you deliciously, making you gulp down.

“Take them off” Jisung ordered, letting go of your underwear, both of them retracted themselves, sitting straight up again. You looked around, just to check if someone was looking, and Changbin glared at you, a silent scold for averting your eyes from the screen. You lifted yourself just enough to take off the piece, letting it to your feet, which didn’t please Han, who took it off completely and rested it beside him “Now spread your legs” He demanded.

You complied, hoping they would have mercy on you from now on.

“Now she’s a good girl” Changbin scoffed, shaking his head in disapproval “You should know better, Love” He sighed, his hand caressing your thigh gently, an arousing contrast from his harsh tone “We knew you were a slut… But I never pictured you as a dumb slut like this” He grasped your thigh, watching your lips quivering, your arousal being impossible to hide at this pace.

Worse than being humiliated by them was craving for it.

Both Changbin and Jisung knew how you liked when they talked to you like this, when they ordered you around, gripped you, aroused you, teased you… That was the only thing they didn’t argue about. It was like they were set on teasing themselves all day long until they needed to tease you, so they acted like friendly brothers.

Not a second later, Jisung’s hand slapped your thigh softly, startling you with the sound, your eyes roaming around the place again, just so both of them grasped your thighs as a silent warning you should be watching your movie. You swallowed dryly, eyes down to the screen again.

Han was the patient one, so you weren’t surprised as he caressed your skin slowly, trailing the path to your heat with an insufferable rhythm that made you want to hold his hand and place it right on your cunt. Changbin on the other hand was impatient, and he used his grip on your leg to pull it to him, spreading you to whoever wanted to see it.

“You have to take your time” Han tsked, caressing your skin right next to your outer labia, lingering there with a featherlike touch that made you arch your back, the contrasting feeling of the gentleness of his fingers and the roughness of your leg being tugged getting to your head “She likes it slow…” His lips found your neck, a soft kiss after another slowly drawing his path.

You let your head fall to the side, giving him access to your skin, craving for his contact.

“No… She likes it rough” Changbin corrected smugly, his hold on your leg tightening as his other hand scratched your inner thighs from your knees to your core, his fingers bristling over there, the brief touch being too much to take. You closed your eyes, drowning in the intoxicating feeling that knotted your stomach, just to have your chin grabbed again “Are you fucking deaf? Keep your eyes on the damn screen, Y/N” He buried his nose on the crook of your neck, rousing you.

You didn’t know if you should tilt your head to Han’s side to give Changbin some space to work on you, or if you should stay still, getting off by the gentle sucks Han was giving to your neck.

“S-Sorry, Master” You said quickly, panting, and you felt his smirk against your collarbone before he bit you. Han perked up to the name, breaking away from you as he looked at you with disappointment all over his face, pulling your leg to his lap, just like Changbin, spreading your legs fully apart.

“What an ungrateful brat…” He sighed “Here I am being nothing but loving to you and you can’t even thank me… You just obey him, hm?” You tried to look at him but Changbin grip held you in place, so you just darted your eyes to Jisung, guilty.

“Thank you, Sir” Your throat dried, voice sounding husky and needy, even to your ears. You couldn’t wait for what they were going to do, what they would submit you to. Jisung’s fingers teased your entrance, and it was like all the blood rushed there, your senses enhancing greatly.

Maybe it was the blood pulsing down there or maybe it was the arousal that made you sensitive to everything but you could feel the cold air that filled the room kissing your folds, the strange sensation sending a shiver up to your neck, feeling like they were blowing softly at your insides, preparing you for what was going to come.

If they didn’t tune it down it would be you.

You could come undone at any moment now.

And they didn’t even touch you yet.

“Look at this, she’s dripping” Jisung inserted two fingers at once, not even worried about how you would take it, knowing you could take them far too well. He wasn’t even surprised as his fingers slid easily into you, retracting them to show how they glistened against the weak lightning from the screen, his tongue darted to his lips unconsciously.

He scissored his fingers, a thin string of your juices connecting them, hanging in the air until it molded to his fingers again. Changbin let out a groan, eyes fixed on Jisung’s fingers, and you could feel how his grip on your leg was starving, his hand letting go of your chin to grab Han’s wrist, pulling it closer to your mouth, and you stuck out your tongue in unrequested obedience that made both of them grunt.

“You’re so filthy” Changbin muttered under his breath, letting go of Han’s hand as the younger boy tapped your tongue with his fingers, a silent order that you complied eagerly, licking them hungrily, tongue embracing his digits “I won’t lie, Love… I wanted to taste you right now…” He whispered in your ear, tantalizing “… But you’re so dirty… So damn needy… That only a slut like you would get off from it” You twitched, his hand found its way to your core, fingers smearing all your cunt, spreading the wetness to all the corners he could reach.

You let out a choked moan, muffled by Jisung’s fingers.

“Do you want everyone to hear how lewd you are?” Han chuckled, taking his fingers out of your mouth to press them against your clit, staying still right there, waiting for you to buck your hips forward “I should make you earn it, Princess” He cooed, a pout on his lips, his eyes mocking your eagerness, even though you stood still like the good girl you needed them to acknowledge you were at this point “But you’re already so pitiful… Spread like that… Anyone could caught you right now, maybe that little friend of yours… Can you imagine how shocked he would get? Seeing you like the whore you really are? Expecting your best friends to fuck you instead of watching your movie like a good girl?” He punctuated each one of his arguments with an impossibly slow flick on your clit, the friction set you on fire.

You held on to every string of strength and sanity you could gather inside you, eyes shutting, a vain attempt to regain your focus, to try to hold back as best as you could. Changbin’s raspy voice pulled you back from your bliss, his fingers moving inside you at a merciless pace, thrusting into you over and over again, the soft and lewd sounds of his ministrations getting the best of your mind.

Their fingers were just like them.

Jisung’s fingers were slender, beautiful and teasing just like him, also longer than Changbin’s fingers, and way too slower… Han took his time, torturing your senses, each circle he rubbed tightened the coil that was building up on you, ready to snap at any moment. Changbin’s fingers were short but thick, fast workers that liked to edge you relentlessly, abusing you like Han never could do. Still, the mix of their touches, slowness and fastness together, making you unable to distinguish what you felt, ripping your mind apart to the point you couldn’t even care if someone would see you like this, ruined.

You couldn’t focus on anything else.

“Open your eyes and watch the movie like a good girl, Love” He demanded “Han and I can’t watch it while taking care of you, can we? It’s the least you can do… Tell us what happened while we did you” His whispers sent shivers down your spine again, shivers that bumped into the pinch of your stomach, enough to trigger the beginning of your orgasm.

You shot your hands to your mouth, muffling the moan that was bound to come.

But it never did.

Their hands stopped on their tracks, departing from you immediately, all the blissful sensations built up on you fading away like they were never there to begin with, just your clenching core, desperately trying to grasp something that wasn’t there anymore, as a reminder of what you had just lost.

“First, you don’t use your hands to muffle your voice, Princess” Han threatened, lowering his voice to the point that you could come just from hearing it “Second, you want to watch this movie so much… How can we just make you lose it like this? We’re not that mean, are we? We’ll allow you to watch it as you wanted, and only then you’ll get to cum for us, okay?” His instructions were sickeningly sweet, the mockery hidden as sympathy that made you want to beg for it right now.

You wanted to cum right now.

You craved for it.

And that was exactly why you kept your mouth shut.

“Yes, Sir” You agreed, swallowing down any wishes you wanted to voice out, any remarks you would like to do, like the obviously bulge both of them held, that could fit right in your hands. They were louder than you, and you knew it, the urge to expose them lingered right there in the back of your mind, make them moan your name… And yet, you needed to cum later.

So you stood there, legs apart, hands down, eyes focused on the screen.

Wet like a fucking pool.

“Good girl” Changbin praised, kissing your temple “You’re so good for us that it makes me want to fuck you right now and end your suffering, Love” He confessed, soft kisses trailing down to your neck and then to your collarbone, sucking the exposed skin lightly.

“So do it” You risked, eyes unwavering ahead, trying to make some sense from the images displayed before you. You ignored the fluttering feeling inside your stomach, satisfied by the attention you were getting, the soft kisses making you melt inside and yearn for more. You ignored their chuckles, amused by your keenness, mocking you. Lastly, you ignored the dignity you wished you have on you, allowing the sudden rush of arousal to take over your body when they sneered at you.

“That’s what you want? To be fucked here? Do you want poor Jeongin to come in and watch you cumming for us?” He pouted, teasing you with a feigned pity that enraged you. Was that so hard to just give you what you wanted?

“I don’t give a fuck to Jeongin” You spat.

“Watch your tone” He warned you, quirking his brow at your sudden snap. You scoffed, not once averting your eyes from the screen, smirking as you caught a glimpse of his uneasy frown, confused by your behavior.

“I’m watching the movie right now, sorry” You scorned, a smug grimace taking over your features. Changbin laughed at the retort but Jisung didn’t seem to like it, his fingers buried in your thighs, warningly. When you heard him snort, you knew he was up to something. His fingers met your folds again, rubbing circles that quickly brought back your hunger.

“Looks like someone has an admirer” You darted your eyes to where he pointed with his head, Changbin’s fingers resumed his previous motions, burying inside you immediately when he caught on with Han’s plan. You and Jeongin met eyes for a few seconds, He was standing right in the corner of the exit, several rows of seats blocking your body from his view, a shy wave on your way showed he was there just to see you.

You kept a straight face.

“Do you think he will risk it? Come here to talk to you?” Changbin spoke on your ear as if he was a friend gossiping with you. Jeongin certainly believed they were teasing you about his presence, the chuckles both of your boyfriends shared for an entirely different reason must have looked like a hint for him because he made mention to approach you, fully revealing himself from behind the corner “What is it?” He mocked you “She’s soaking, Han… I think our whore wants to be seen”

You never heard Changbin sounding so damn sexy before.

As Jeongin trailed his path upstairs, you could only hope they would let go of your legs, let you press them tightly, and act like you weren’t about to come at a public place like… You gulped down at the thought, trying your best not to roll your eyes back as you felt your high approaching quickly, bitting your lips to the point you felt an ironish taste in your mouth. As if God decided to spare you from further humiliation, some coworker of him appeared out the corner, tapping his shoulders and motioning to him, asking for help with something you couldn’t care less.

Thank god!

Your happiness faded away with your denied orgasm.

Again.

They retreated their hands, acting all innocent. You felt tears prickling your eyes, frustration washing over you, the urge to finish the job yourself, and send them to hell. You groaned, agitated, the holding on your thighs preventing you from pressing them to get any friction at all. They looked at you delighted by your struggle, smiling when they felt your squirm under their grip.

The silence and the lack of touches made you grumpy, eyes buried into screen even though you couldn’t pay attention to it anymore. Every now and then they brushed their fingers over your skin, teased you for just a little bit, grasped your flesh but none of it was enough to edge you again. When the female lead started to run under the rain after a bunch of needless issues that could end her relationship and the male lead ran after her, you knew the movie was finally reaching its end, and so did Changbin and Jisung.

You bit your lips as soon as they touched you again, ready to finally get your deserved release.

Jisung flickered your clit slowly, giving each one of the strokes a featherlike pressure, making you buck your hips forwards, craving for him, while Changbin abused you without any mercy, his fingers curling to reach places you didn’t even know that needed to be touched, repeatedly hitting your sweet spot over and over again. You let your head fall back just to shot it up again, focusing on the screen, afraid they would retreat no.

The motion didn’t go unnoticed to Changbin, who chuckled, fastening his ministrations.

“Such a good girl for me” He praised, voice raspy against your jaw, before sucking your skin “I can’t wait to get home, Love… I want to hear your voice… I want you to call me Master… “ He punctuated every sentence with a new suck, trailing to your ear, a strangled moan leaving your lips, soft enough to go unnoticed “I want you to beg for me” He sucked on your earlobe, and you shut your eyes for a moment, mouth falling agape.

“P-Please, fuck me, Master” You complied, his thrusts increasing, fingers scissoring you from inside, curling and grinding you “Ruin me, Master” You pleaded, tears finding their way to your eyes, blurring your vision. Changbin groaned next to you, hopefully as frustrated as you were earlier, which made you smile through your shivering, your high approaching at lightning speed.

“Don’t use your hands, Princess” Han voiced hoarsely next to your ear as soon as he saw your hands raising to muffle your voice, clearly affected by your body quivering “I didn’t think you would handle it so well…” He admitted, kissing your jaw, just like Changbin had “Although you did talk back to me a few times…” When you felt his fingers threatening to leave, your eyes teared again.

“Please, Sir, Please!” You hissed, the lowest you could be, desperate “Please, forgive me, Sir! I need it… I need to cum” You pleaded, glossy eyes unfocusing, your mind too far gone to care about your dignity anymore “Please, let me cum” You tried again, delighted when his finger pressed against you and flicked your clit eagerly, determined to get you off.

You felt the coil in your stomach tightening quickly, arching your back as you felt the knot was ready to unravel, the pleasure clouding your mind. It was like steam was oozing out of each pore of your skin, the thin coat of sweat glistening your neck and chest even though the room was cold, which just added to the pot.

“You’ve earned it, Princess… Cum for us” Jisung demanded, sucking your earlobe and that was it, you came undone.

You couldn’t point out what it was.

If it was the cold air blowing you, the husky voice of your boyfriends, the endearing sensation of them sucking lightly onto your earlobe, just like they would do to your clit if they could right now, the vehement thrusts of your boyfriend digits, the passionate stroke your other boyfriend gave to your clit… You didn’t even care.

Your body jolted forward when your orgasm hit you violently, body shaking vigorously, hands shooting to the seat right in front of you, nails digging in it, trying to hold on for dear life. You pulled yourself forward, both of your boyfriends jolting with you to steady you, preventing you from falling, and buried your teeth in the headrest of the seat, muffling your voice, as their ministrations didn’t slow down by one bit.

You heard them gasp before Changbin bit your shoulder lovingly and Jisung trailed your back with small kisses.

You trembled uncontrollably, watching through your glossy eyes as the credits began to roll on the screen, blurred figures popped up from their seats, and you could only hope they didn’t look back, because there was no way you could pretend you weren’t cumming right now. They finally slowed down their motions, helping you ride out from your high, until they finally stopped, letting your mind collect itself.

“I didn’t use my hands” You joked tiredly, feeling a string of drool leaking from the corner of your mouth. You threw your body back to the seat, sighing relieved, a bright smile making its way to your face, even though you felt like a filthy bastard right now. You panted heavily, trying to recompose yourself, heart blowing into your chest, all the thrilling and risks of being caught finally filling your head “Holy shit, what have we done?” You widened your eyes.

“That’s a little bit too late for that” Jisung laughed, picking up your underwear and wiping your cunt, making you whimper “Sorry, Princess” He smiled apologetic at you, fixing your skirt.

“Can you walk?” Changbin asked worried, making you chuckle, as he helped you to get your feet on the ground, wobbling knees showing you that you couldn’t.

“It’s a little bit too late for that” You teased, the bliss clouding any bad feelings you could have right now “I love you” You blurted out “Both of you” You added, getting as an answer soft kisses on our temple and then on your cheek.

“We love you too” They said at the same time, resting their heads on your shoulder and holding your hands, rubbing small circles on them, before they brought it to place a gentle kiss on your knuckles. You giggled, amused by how both of them could be so sweet and so filthy at the same time. You three stood there, watching people leaving the room as you recomposed, your legs little by little regaining their strength.

“I think I’m good now” You stated, holding your palm up for Han “Give me my underwear and let’s go home” You smiled but you got a scoff from him as he got up from his seat and extended his empty hand for you to take. You accepted it, confused, getting up and being followed by Changbin, who smirked at Han knowingly.

“You won’t need it when we get home” He assured you slyly, making you blush “And I think a certain friend of yours may need it” You widened your eyes as he let the piece back, adorning your sticky seat, “So he can understand that this beautiful and sweet slut over here is taken by two incredible boyfriends there are more than enough to please her” He intertwining your fingers.

Changbin copied his motions, guiding you through the stairs as your eyes darted back to the seat, completely embarrassed. Jisung followed you from behind, as usual, laughing as he saw Jeongin entering the room smiling, waving at you. You nodded at him, blushing, and averted your eyes, praying for god that you could never meet him ever again. He passed you, stopping in his tracks and turning back, voice unsure.

“Hm… Do you want to go on a date someday?” You looked at him flabbergasted, mouth opening and closing as you couldn’t find anything to say. Jisung chuckled, giving him pity eyes before sighing.

“She can’t… She’s dating” He informed, making the youngest shot his brows up, surprised “Sorry, buddy” He shrugged. You closed your eyes as the three of you went downstairs, heart thumping madly as you were afraid of him finding his gift before you could be away. Jisung walked slowly behind you and you could feel him turning once in a while until you and Changbin reached the corner of the exit, relief washing over you.

“Holy shit” You heard him squeaking, taken aback, and you shrank as you kept walking.

“I wish I could see his face” Changbin sighed, not embarrassed by one bit while you could only feel the dampness forming again between your thighs, praying it wouldn’t leak out from you before you got to the car.

“See? You can only fully enjoy some things in life when you take it slow…” He joked, slapping your ass hardly “And if you really wanna know, it was priceless”

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Fluff Alphabet (Sirius Black)

Ship: Sirius Black x Reader

Triggers: Just mentions of alcohol and sex.

A/N: This is my first post and I hope you all enjoy it! I saw these abcs a lot on tumblr and I thought, why not! I decided to make a new alphabet instead of copying one because I thought it would be much more fair. Without further adu, let's go to the fic!

Α - Activities (Hobbies and things you like to do together)

It is no surprise to anyone that Sirius adores his motorcycle. He simply adores the feeling of the air on his face, pulling his hair back while he looks down at the sight of London. It would only make it better for him, if you were with him too admiring the view and wrapping your arms around him. Perhaps you'd be frightened at first, but he'd make sure to make you understand you are in no danger while he is around. Well, almost.

B - Baby (do they want to have a baby with you?)

Not really. Don't get him wrong, he simply wants his freedom. He thinks you are too young and you should enjoy your independence as much as you can. However, (if you are a fem!reader), as long as you tell him you are pregnant he changes his mind about that completely. Suddenly, he wants to protect that little human and make sure his or her childhood is much better than his own. (That makes him father material)

C - Comfort (how to they comfort you after a bad day?)

If there is one person who knows what it's like to have a bad day, that's Sirius Orion Black. Personally, he usually lets it out on alcohol or sex. But he would never let you do that. Instead he'd pour you just one light drink and let you tell him all about it while you rest in his arms. He'll try to be of help in every way possible. No one has the right to hurt his baby.

D - Dancing (do they like to dance with you?)

Oh yes! Sirius is an amazing dancer of all types. He will always drag you to the dance floor with him. If you like dancing, then prepare yourself for the best time of your life. If you don't, he'll still try to dance with you. Maybe by putting on some music in the dorm when it is empty and dancing in the dark.

E - Eating (meals together)

Sirius will make sure you always have 3 meals a day. During your Hogwarts days, he'll always check on you on all three meals. Both because he loves to stare at you, and to make sure you are eating properly. If you two live together, he will still do so. Do not expect him to cook. This boy barely even had to pour water himself. If you can't cook, however, he'll probably learn. Maybe you could have cooking lessons together.

F - Favourite (their favourite part on you)

Although everyone would expect him to be obsessed over your body (and don't get me wrong, he did love every aspect of it), his favourite part on you is actually your eyes. He just loves to stare inside of them and seeing your love for him reflect inside. They always give him a warm feel which must be what home is supposed to feel like.

G - Gifts (what it says)

It's no secret that this boy is rich. He would love to spend loads of money on you. He'd buy you the most expensive things. Everything you ever need is yours. You look at something in the store? He instantly buys it. If you feel uncomfortable with all this, he will try to restrain himself. You should still expect great gifts on birthdays, holidays and anniversaries whatsoever.

H - Hair (how you treat each other's hair)

Sirius is very fond of his hair. He takes extra care of them. He adores when you run your fingers through them or brush them for you. At times he may even allow you to braid them. At first he was a bit annoyed by it but seeing how it helped you relax it helped him relax as well. He may or may not go to classes looking like that-

I - Ironing (who does the chores?)

I know I've said this a lot, but Sirius was brought up in a rich household. Which means he never got to do chores. However, unlike common belief, he is above all a gentleman and would never let you do all the chores by yourself. He'd make sure you shared an equal amount of chores.

J - Jokes (would you pull jokes on each other)

You bet! Jokes are part of your daily life so you better get used to it. He would also adore to prank you. Your reactions are always so adorable to him. He can't help but life while you are scolding him for ruining your hair. But his laugh is so attractive that you sigh and start laughing along.

K - Kissing (how are their kisses?)

Deep, rough and passionate. He wants to show you how strong his feelings are through the kiss. He is also very demanding and wants to show off dominance. French kisses are his favourite. However, when times require it his kisses can be softer.

L - Lies (would you lie to each other?)

No. Sirius is a very honest person. He would feel most betrayed if you ever lied to him even about the slightest thing. He would also always tell you the truth. "Did you just eat the last piece of cake!?" ".....yes?"

M - Money (how do you handle money?)

Seeing as it is not an issue, he just spends it in all the ways possible. Perhaps he wanted to get rid of it for the shake of his parents. However, you (as the brains of the relationship) would make sure there are always some money aside in times of need.

N - No (things they are not okay with)

Sharing. Not with you, of course. He'd always share everything with you. His house, his clothes, his friends, his heart, they are all yours. However, you only belong to him. This is not an open relationship and if anyone stands too close to you well... They are on for a lifetime of hexing.

O - Outdoors (do you spend more time outdoors or indoors?)

Sirius is a very outgoing person. However, if you are introverted he would stay inside. He is into anything as long as you are there. Still, you should forget about quiet reading nights. Even if you stay in, time with Sirius is very active and loud.

P - Partying (do they like partying with you?)

He is the party animal. More specifically the party dog. This means you will get dragged along into parties a lot. If you like partying, then awesome! If you don't, he'll try to change your mind at first. If he can't, then he'll go without you only to grow tired of it eventually and stay inside with you.

Q - Question (marriage and how they feel about it)

He dreams of it actually. Only the thought of you being a Black, is enough to make him bear a huge grin on his face. Nevertheless, that is the case only after he met you. Beforehand, he wasn't so supportive about it. He was actually certain he would die single.

R - Right (do you argue a lot? Who usually wins?)

This depends on your personality of course. But you should know, this boy is very stubborn. With the correct arguements, you are the one who wins. But he is too stubborn to ever actually admit defeat.

S - Sick (taking care of each other when sick)

He barely ever gets sick, which means he is usually the one taking care of you. He doesn't care if he gets infected. Really, he just wants to take care of you and make sure you get better soon. He'll stay with you while you're sleeping and always race to bring you everything you need. Painkillers? The best in the market. Pillows? The softest. Soup? The tastiest. Hotel? Trivago.

T - Tears (do they cry a lot? Do they do it in front of you?)

Due to his background, he actually cries a lot. Especially when he finds out news about his family. But he would never do it in front of you. He isn't afraid of being seen as weak or anything like that, but he just doesn't want to make you sad.

U - Until death tears us apart (does your relationship last long? Do you ever get apart)

He wanted to stay with you forever. Unfortunately, we all know he has to spend 13 years in Azkaban prison. If you still love him, he would be very happy to get back with you when he comes out. If not, he would be heartbroken but understanding.

V - Victim (what do they do if someone blames you for something you didn't do?)

Oh boi. He would never let that go. He hates when things like this happened. When someone who is innocent gets punished (rings a bell?). He would do his best to get proof regarding your innocent and whoever blamed you... Let's just say they woke up in the infirmary the next day.

W - Working out (what it says)

Sirius likes to work out a lot. That's why his body is the way it is. He'd be delighted if you wanted to join me. He had always wished to do all these couple training.

X - Xoxo (how do they text?)

If phones existed in his era, he'd text you 24/7. Really all the time he wasn't with you, he'd text you. He would send a lot of memes that's for sure. He would also send you a lot of selfies and use emojis all the times. 💕

Y - Yours (Are they possesive? Do they get jealous a lot?

A lot! They would be jealous the second a guy is more than friendly. Don't get him wrong, he trusts you. It is the others he doesn't trust. He'd always rush to your side and wrap his arm around you, claiming you as his own.

Z - Zzzz... (How you sleep together)

He loves cuddling, especially if it is after making love. He'd like to hold you in his arms until morning. He hates to depart from you when you wake up so he'd pull you back down for some more cuddling and maybe even more if you are in the mood.

#sirius black x reader #sirius black #sirius #sirius x you #sirius x reader #sirius x y/n #marauders x reader #marauders #marauders era #harry potter marauders #harry potter headcanons #harry potter x reader #padfoot #snuffles #Sirius black x you #young sirius x reader #young sirius black #young sirius imagine

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⟨ AVAN JOGIA. MALE. HE/HIM. ⟩ though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, ANTON GRANT is actually a descendent of H E R M E S. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-FOUR year old ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING MAJOR from SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA has taken after their godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite WITTY & UNRELIABLE.

hello! i’m joe (he/him, gmt+8) and i’m also playing ved singh (dev patel) & maddy desai (naomi scott) in eoniahq! feel free to DM me if you’d like to plot. i’m on the server as a cup of coffee emoji (because cup of joe. get it?). keep reading for more stuff on anton grant (avan jogia), son of hermes. (updated bio | wanted connections | established connections)

POWERS/ABILITIES

anton’s strongest abilities are enhanced thievery and clauditiskinesis. growing up poor but daring and rebellious, he pretty much needed and nurtured these abilities, making a pseudo-career as a thief to get by life. that was, until hermes found and claimed him, sending him straight to eonia university in hopes of, unexpectedly, redeeming him.

anton shows potential for enhanced speed, persuasive skills, and natural athletics, though all three are borderline debatable, considering he’s developed them over time, growing up, and his lifestyle pretty much requires him to be all three. it is currently unknown whether these abilities are inherent because of his divine lineage or they’re just from his upbringing. it’s probably a little bit of both.

anton has not exhibited any potential for chrimatakinesis and is in fact very terrible when it comes to money, specifically saving money.

PERSONALITY

anton used to have a thirst for knowledge, but after everything he’s been through, he’s switched sides and now cultivates a thirst for trying new things and pushing the envelope in life. that last part often to a detriment to himself and others around him. unintentionally. most of the time. anton is still pretty creative, though mostly in an applied skills sort of way, much more concrete and skill-based than theoretical. as a former thief, he is a hands-on operator, and can often be much better pushing out impromptu and successful plan bs. he does possess a wide range of knowledge, although he never seems to be any confident about it, which he applies to find solutions. he thinks through the best course of action and cleverly improvises when necessary. he may rehearse a plan, but when things go bad, as they often do, he pulls a rabbit out of his hat, conjuring some unexpected solution. anton is something of a people person, and although he often tries to hide it or at least play it cool, he does have a need to connect with others, a need to be with others. he’s definitely a joiner, even if he comes off as reluctant at times. he sometimes imagines himself as being part of a group, with someone else, although he handles being alone well.

anton is not allergic to defying the rules, playing the nonconformist, when he wants something to work out. his behavior may often be more about acting in the moment than considering the longer-range implications, even to the point of causing his life to go off the rails. similar impulsive, perhaps ill-considered, actions have followed him throughout his life. that’s probably just a hermes thing, but don’t quote any of this to that guy. anton is definitely a screwup, and he knows it, won’t even try to deny it. he can be quite a lovable screwup, though he often fails to think of broader consequences. there’s a feeling around him that things are always just a little unstable: his education, his relationships, his willingness to bend the rules, and so on. self-doubt and the constant need to make things right or compensate for a perceived deficit appear to be hallmarks of anton’s character, however. there is a persistent sense that he always needs to make things better, and this motivates much of what he does. even his crimes have been about fixing something in his life. anton tries to apply rationality to most of what he does, and he often succeeds, though he is more often motivated by his love or at the very least concern for others, which makes him not as heartless or soulless people as others sometimes stereotype his past mistakes.

BRIEF BACKGROUND/NOTES

anton was born on 9 february 1996 in san francisco, california.

his mother is gujarati indian and his step father is of english, german, and welsh descent.

he has a younger sister named bee, short for beatrice.

anton speaks some gujarati and french.

anton is a member of the climbing & hiking club and the captain of the table tennis (ping pong) team.

although he believes he encountered hermes by chance in the streets of san francisco, his godly parent has actually been keeping tabs on him for a while, more out of curiosity than affection. in fact, hermes was actually the one who provided him the opportunity to escape his cell when he found himself caught for petty thievery after attempting to teach a rude and racist shopkeeper a lesson and at the same time gift his sister her favorite toy. his parents later ironed things out.

anton can also be quite overconfident and arrogant at times, showing off that he’s not afraid of anything, mostly to stroke his own ego than anyone else’s.

anton is terrible when it comes to remembering dates.

anton’s favorite food is tofu with almonds, and he doesn’t really care for sandwiches.

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COOL FUN GAME THING!!!!

tagged by @quotes-have-got-to-slay

please feel free to change the title

rules: answer all questions, tag 11 people, and make 11 new questions! fave color?

midnight blue!! like darker than navy.. its a very specific colour

fave ship?

oohhh....prinxiety cause i loVE RIVALRY SO MUCHH AAAA

have you ever joined a pride parade/march?

Unfortunately no!! I was actually going to go to the last one but it was my friends’ birthday so we cancelled. there's always next time!!

least favorite ship?

oohh well remus/roman in a non-platonic sense. im strongly against incest

lucky number?

4!! my birthday is actually 4/4/2003 soo...

fave sanders sides video?

accepting anxiety!!! ALWAYS!! it was just... very very cool and spoke to me.

how and when did you find Thomas sanders?

oh my god! im actually a very recent fander (i found him like 5-6 months ago) i was basically reminiscing about vine again and found his short videos and basically went from there!!

emoji that resembles you the most?

favourite singer/band?

oh god. my music taste is all over the place. i (at the moments) am just listening to musicals over and over again. its a problem. (hit me up if you have a decent music taste please i am struggling)

favourite song?

there are so many... but recently heard ‘wolf in sheep clothing’ again and now im listening to that for a while... idk...

night owl or early bird?

mix of both? I can do whatever depending on the situation.. I do prefer staying up late though

do you play any instruments? which ones?

i. am not musical. I have been told I have a good voice but haven't gone to lessons for ANYTHING!

favourite side?

oh. this is hard. oh no. i immediately love logan because he is so no-nonsense and i... cutie. Virgil is so witty and sarcastic and such a deep character i cannot. personally, i relate to Patton a lot in the sense that my friends always come first and his attitude is adorable!! Roman i feel is.. he hides his true feeling and there is so much angst i feel like needs to be explored.. i relate to him the most personality wise... so i feel like probably my fave would either be logan or roman idk..

deceit is such a cutie and I love him but... personally not really a fave, and Remus is hilarious but not.. in a fave kinda way you get?

why’s the sky blue?

OH this is actually very interesting! blue light is the shortest of all light waves, that means that it gets scattered and refracted a lot more! this makes the sky appear blue as there is more blue light in the sky!

cats or dogs?!

cats all the way (teensy bit afraid of dogs please don't @ me I have a childhood trauma)

whats one of your “its the little things that mean the most” pleasures?

for me, the smallest gestures like giving you a hug when you get home or helping you avoid topics that make you uncomfortable in public, they mean the world. It shows that you took the time to get to know me and that now you care about me enough to do something about it. it's just... it takes my heart.

favourite youtuber?

oh i just really like animators such as jaiden animations and the odd1sout

favourite movie?

oh... this is hard... I don't particularly have one. i do watch a lot of disney and marvel..

if you could get rid of one thing/limitation in your life, what would it be?

my family. They push me to do things that I otherwise could do and claim that it's for ‘religion’ when it really isn't. don't get me wrong I love my family and care about them deeply, but sometimes I wish it was more..mutual.

what's the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

THIS IS GOING TO BE A TAD SEXUAL SO JUST WARNING YOU

I saw 2 of my classmates (14 at the time) behind a MacDonalds. the girl was doing lewd things to the boy’s private area with her mouth. needless to say,i ran out of there

do you have a catchphrase? if so what is it?

I say ‘it be like that sometimes’ a lot..?

what’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

I'm not a very petty person but this one... very mean girl was in my group for a project and we were outside. despite being (and I don't mean to brag) one of the more knowledgeable ones in our group, I was stuck holding all her stuff while she took all the measurements (incorrectly) and ignored all my attempts at asking her to let me help. at one point she told me that she wouldn't be surprised if I just dropped all her stuff ‘like the useless dumb*ss b*itch I was’..Good thing I was in front of a muddy puddle. Needless to say I ‘accidentally’ dropped all her stuff and her new expensive bag in the mud. (it was leather and therefore easily cleaned)

NEW QUESTIONS!:::

favourite book series?

favourite genre of books/movies?

what colour palette do you usually dress in?

favourite traits in a friend/

least favourite traits in a person?

how many languages can you speak?

do you regularly wear jewelry?

what colour is your natrual hair? what colour dye could/would/do you have?

can you crack your knuckles?

video games yes or no?

tea or coffee?

@uraveragealien321 @tinydemondragon @seek--knowledge @strickenwithclairvoyance @puns-and-patton @logically-asexual @goodoldpanicattheeverywhere @gremlin-tears @wafflegruffalo @crudebutcreative @sign-from-god-complex

#q&a justforfun

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Tectonics Ch. 3 (Katlaska)- Hexen

AN: Not sure if I’m doing romantic pairings yet. I’ve got a setup that works for Katlaska (duh lol), Trixya and/or Shalaska, or none at all, so let me know what you prefer! Also I have my own Tumblr now wooo.

Summary: After All Stars 2, things between Alaska and Katya are—in a word—awkward. Their budding friendship fizzled out in the heat of the show, and even though they’re back to normal life now, neither really knows how to change things back … until one of them gets sick.

The hospital ride was a stressful, hellish blur. Everything was too loud and too cramped and too…scary, if Katya were being honest. It felt like she was watching the scene from above rather than actually acting it out, and she curled into her own mind as things got more intense in order to cope. She wished Trixie were there to give her a hug (she gave the best ones). Or Alaska, though that wasn’t really possible at the moment. It wasn’t until they finally arrived at the emergency room that she finally snapped out of her daze, just in time to watch Alaska’s eyes flutter slightly.

As she was lowered on a gurney and pushed through the hospital doors, Alaska didn’t open her eyes fully, but she did manage to get out three words.

“D-don’t,” she started, with Katya following her and listening intently as if her life depended on it, “Tell. Michelle.”

As Alaska disappeared into the depths of the hospital and Katya was relegated to the front entryway, she stood in a completely stunned silence. She felt a bit slighted for some reason. It just didn’t feel real, none of it felt real. Remarkably, she felt like crying and hysterically laughing at the same exact time, but her emotions felt so out of control and scrambled that she didn’t know which to start with.

Taking a trembling breath, she slowly lowered herself into a waiting room chair, her head foggy and breath shallow. What the actual fuck just happened?

A buzz from her phone pulled her out of her stupor momentarily.

“Everything OK?” It was from Michelle. Fuck, Katya realized, they had been gone for a long time.

She could—and if she were honest, she should—tell Michelle what was happening. It was the logical and responsible thing to do. She should tell Michelle to high tail it to the hospital, to call Alaska’s family, and to take Alaska off the tour roster for now because she clearly wasn’t well. But Katya hesitated. Because she never claimed to favor to the logical and responsible.

“All good,” she texted back hastily before it really sunk in what she was saying—well, really what she was not saying. “Taking longer than we thought to find stuff. Finish rehearsal without us.”

Oh fuck. Why’d she have to go and listen to Alaska. She clearly wasn’t the best judge of action at the moment, but even so, Katya felt that external guidance, even from the worst source, was better than none at all. Still though, she felt queasy, and had to swallow a few times to shake the sinking feeling that she was going to vomit all over the waiting room chairs.

Katya was an amazing friend, a hilarious confidant, and damn good at cheering people up, but she sometimes didn’t know how to handle the more serious stuff. The kind of stuff that seemed to embed and burrow into her brain to haunt her. The kind of stuff that kept her up at 4 in the morning, worrying about whether if that joke she made on UNHhhh would cause Trixie to get sick of her, or whether she was good enough or deserving enough of the fans who made her art that night, or whether that party comment she made to Alaska that she replayed over and over and over and over in her head made her a bad person and if she and the snake queen were OK or not.

She guessed she had somewhat of an answer to the last one, since it seemed that Alaska wasn’t OK period. Still though, she wanted something tactile to cling to, and as if the stars aligned and someone heard her pleas, that’s exactly what she got in the form of two completely different text messages

“Where are you??” one read. From “Tracy Martel.” With a picture of a Malibu Barbie doll as the contact’s photo. Trixie.

“Tell Alaska to stop goddamn ignoring my shit. No 1 word answers either,” read the other. From “Ooky Spooky.” With a picture of a Count Chocula cereal box as the contact’s photo. Sharon Needles.

Katya let out a breath she didn’t know she had been holding at the sight of the texts. For some reason, telling Trixie and even Sharon, whom she wasn’t very close to, about Alaska seemed to be less intrusive than her telling Michelle. Plus Alaska hadn’t told her to not tell anyone period, just not the mama bear. Katya could live with that. She supposed she shouldn’t tell them during rehearsal though, when so many others were around to get suspicious. Drag queens were nothing if not gossipy.

“Meet me at my apt after rehearsals,” Katya texted Trixie. “Bring Needles. Will explain there.”

Cryptic? Yes. But also pretty damn serious for a Katya text. 99 percent of her texts to Trixie were stream of consciousness rants or poop emojis or random ass gifs of celery or frogs or Costa Rica, so she knew that the even tone of the message would show the Barbie queen that something was up without her having to say more than that. God she was thankful for their friendship.

She was less sure of what to say to Sharon, so she figured just biting the bullet would be the best course of action.

“Can you meet Alaska, Trixie, and I after the show? My place. Important,” she rattled off, before shutting off her phone. She knew she’d be getting follow up texts, for sure from Sharon and maybe from Trixie, but she didn’t feel equipped to deal with that right now. Katya figured that felt her texts were serious enough to get them to her place without too many questions. She hoped she was right.

She had only been sitting for a half hour when a nurse called her over, Katya practically tripping over her own shoes as she surged forward.

“She’s awake now,” the nurse said. “You can go in.”

When Katya walked through the door of Alaska’s hospital room, and when she finally spied the queen she had spent so much time worrying about in the waiting room, she was overwhelmed with emotion.

Alaska looked beat, and not in a good way. There were bags under her eyes and she was still a touch too pale, and the way her shoulders hunched forward made Katya want to pull her into a hug. So she did.

Not a word was said as Katya walked straight up to Alaska and pulled her into her chest. She held her there firmly, the only movement being her hand, which lightly rubbed the back of Alaska’s neck.

Alaska took a few short shaky breaths as tears started to drip down her face.

“I’m sorry Katya, ugh. This wasn’t supposed to happen. I’m so sorry,” she said. “This is so embarrassing.”

Alaska leaned back to pull away from the hug, but Katya’s arms stayed firm and pulled her in in even closer.

“Don’t,” Katya said. “Don’t say that.”

“I didn’t think this would happen, I never would’ve b-brought you if I thought—“

Katya put her hands on Alaska’s shoulders and gently pushed her back a tiny bit so they could see eye to eye.

“Alaska don’t. That was so fucking scary, I can’t even—“ Katya started. “I can’t even explain how fucking happy I am that you’re awake.”

“I’m really sorry,” Alaska said as Katya drew her closer again. The hug was extremely comforting for them both. Alaska had woken up confused and shaky and afraid, but something about having Katya there with her arms around her made her feel stable and OK again. For Katya, having Alaska physically in front of her with her eyes open again helped calm some of the word hurricanes blowing through her brain.

The two queens took deep breaths, basking in the moment, before Alaska finally pulled back more to look directly at Katya.

“Thank you,” she said quietly. “For helping me. I’m really sorry.”

Katya smiled sadly. “I know,” she said. She had so many questions on her mind, and even in this delicate situation, she wasn’t one to try and beat around the bush. Katya respected Alaska a lot, but she felt she deserved to know what the hell was going on, even if the question was ill-timed.

“Alaska,” she began. “What…the fuck happened to you?”

The snake queen swallowed and looked down at her fingers, picking at them a little bit.

“I, um, I fainted,” said Alaska. “The doctor said it was a lot of things. Lack of sleep, not enough water, too much stress, not enough food. It was my own fault really. I can usually feel it coming on more, but this time I didn’t really realize how bad it was until I was in the aisle, and by the time I did, nobody was around before I, well, hit the floor.”

The thought of Alaska panicking in the aisle by herself before fainting made Katya’s frown deepen, but something else Alaska said caught her attention.

“You said you can usually feel it. How much does this happen?”

Alaska looked down, fully ashamed.

“Not often,” she said, training her eyes anywhere but towards Katya. “It’s my own fault, I was stupid. I’m sorry.”

Katya sighed.

“You don’t have to stay, I’m OK now,” Alaska added. Katya’s eyes snapped up in surprise. “You’ve already done more than enough. You should get back to the other queens, I promise I’m fine.”

“You are not fine,” Katya said. “And you are not going home by yourself.”

“Katya, I haven’t been home in literal weeks, this was just a spell, I am completely fi—“

“No, you’re not,” Katya interrupted simply. “You said you were sorry, you can show me you mean that by listening to me. You’re coming home with me tonight.”

Alaska put her head in her hands, tears beginning to well up as she felt helpless yet again that day. “Katya, you’ve done enough, I don’t want to be more of a burden, I want to handle this myself.”

She couldn’t see Katya with her head in her hands, but she felt the older queen’s hand on her knee, and when she spoke, it was noticeably softer.

“I know. And you will. But tonight, I need you to come back with me. Please Alaska.”

Alaska knew she had put Katya through enough that day, and whether she liked it or not, she owed her. She met the other queen’s eyes before giving a small nod, wiping away the tears that threatened to spill.

“OK,” she said. “OK.”

As Katya felt her phone buzzing in her pocket, no doubt with questions from Sharon and/or Trixie, she said a silent prayer that she was really doing the right thing after all.

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• Neil Warnock, January – asked about Brexit while sitting in advanced of a “Visit Malaysia” assurance put up by a Cyprus-born administrator to advice armamentarium his 11-nationality Cardiff squad: “I can’t delay to get out, if I’m honest. We’ll be far bigger off out of the blood-soaked thing. In every aspect. Football-wise as well, absolutely. To hell with the blow of the world.”

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Honestly, I feel like giving up… bodies don’t assume to care.” Lewis Hamilton – who denied afterwards that his jet, £13m car accumulating and £50m Petronas endorsement took the bend off. “I awash my alike a year ago.”Gianni Infantino in June – acclamation Fifa’s assembly two years afterwards he sacked the belief aggregation investigating him. “We angry it around! Fifa has gone from actuality toxic, about criminal, to what it should be: alike with credibility, trust, integrity, equality, and with beastly rights.”His added big bulletin in 2019: abnegation allocution that it was Fifa’s new assurance on Chinese sponsors that led it to bead all beastly rights checks and accolade China the 2021 Club Apple Cup. “There are problems in this world, everywhere, in abounding countries. It is not the mission of Fifa to break the problems of this world.”• Additionally not affairs complaints from beastly rights and belief groups about sportswashing in 2019 – Uefa arch Aleksander Ceferin:a) Explaining why captivation the Europa Alliance final in Azerbaijan was the appropriate affair to do: “Human rights is a botheration in added places too. Does it beggarly the admirers in Baku do not deserve alive football?” And b) reacting to the Apple Anti‑Doping Agency’s alarm for Russia to be bare of Euro 2020 by adjoin Vladimir Putin in St Petersburg. His bulletin to Putin – Uefa stands by Russia because: “I charge say, the Apple Cup was organised perfectly… I do not allege aloof to be nice: I absolutely beggarly it.”Pushing the Fifa belief boundaries too far in 2019: Central African Republic controlling Patrice-Edouard Ngaïssona – banned for six years from all Fifa activities for arch a militia accused of “mass executions, torture, anamorphosis and rapes”. Ngaïssona, on balloon in The Hague in 2020, denies 111 war crimes charges.Was acquainted by Sepp Blatter - aggressive to sue Fifa in July for not giving aback the 60 affluence watches he larboard in his office. “These are my watches, accord me my watches. It’s important for me.” His bigger question: “Why are they angry me for these watches? There is no respect... I’ve accomplished the end of my temper.”José Mourinho – started 2019 out of work, activity viral with an ice-rink faceplant in Russia and a €3.3m tax artifice sentence; concluded it managing Spurs and commendation Nelson Mandela. “Like Mr Mandela said: ‘You never lose, you win or you learn.’ At United I won and I learned. My time afterwards I larboard United, that was a acceptable time for me.”@realDonaldTrump – responding to Megan Rapinoe’s “I’m not activity to the fucking White House” boycott in June by mis-tagging a alternation of rebukes – cogent @meganrapino, a afraid 21-year-old Starbucks agent from Virginia: “Never boldness our country, the White House, or our flag.”• Additionally accepting to him during the USA’s Women’s Apple Cup run: Rapinoe’s examination of the quarter-final, played in Pride month. “Go gays! You can’t win a championship afterwards gays on your aggregation – it’s never been done before, ever. That’s science, appropriate there!”Israel Folau – suing Rugby Australia for “discrimination”. Folau, sacked in May for angle including “hell awaits homosexuals” and gay alliance causes bushfires, claimed £7.4m for corruption of “religious freedom”. Statement: “Mr Folau wants all Australians to apperceive that he does not disregard bigotry of any kind.”Franck Ribéry – administration the acknowledgment aftermost January afterwards he acquaint a video of himself bistro a steak coated in gold. “Let’s alpha with the jealous, the haters, those alone built-in because a condom had a aperture in: f*** your mothers, your grandmothers and alike your ancestors tree. I owe you nothing.” Bayern Munich: “Franck accepts his words were unwise.”Still acceptable on racism: Serie A – cogent “sincere regret” for the “No To Racism” posters they put up this ages featuring monkeys with corrective faces. CEO Luigi De Siervo: “I realise now these were inappropriate. But what cannot be questioned is the strong, connected accusation of racism by Serie A.”• Additionally continuing close in 2019: a) Uefa, allowance Porto of racism in September afterwards a fan claimed he was apropos to himself as a antic aback he led chants of “monkey” while a atramentous amateur lined up a penalty. The fan said: “Everyone in Portugal knows me as Monkey, it’s my nickname. This is an awkward aberration from Uefa.” Uefa accustomed the defence. And b) Downing Street, 10 canicule afterwards Boris Johnson’s win, borderline why racists were activity emboldened: “Racism has no abode in football, and we charge accost this abandoned behaviour. There is added assignment to be done by the football authorities ... We don’t aphorism out demography added steps, if required.”Jack Leach, charwoman his glasses at one end as history abundant at the other. “They bare cleaning. I apperceive I attending brainless aback I am out there. But it got the job done.” See additionally the slow-mo video of the year:

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I’m ambrosial annoyed appropriate now.”Was Sky spotting Huddersfield’s admission administrator Jan Siewert in the directors’ box in January, and activity in for an absolute interview. “It was bizarre,” said Man City fan Martin Warhurst later. “I was sat in the army and aback I was acquainted of a guy advancing appear me from the right. He anticipation I was the manager; I said: ‘No, no, that’s not me. I’m Martin from Wakefield.’”Billy Sharp’s beat boob ambition anniversary in February – his accolade to WWE brilliant Mick Foley’s “Mr Socko”. @RealMickFoley alleged it “TREMENDOUS” and angry up a ages later. Sharp: “After the bold I had 200 texts afresh God knows how abounding on Twitter. Abutting affair I apperceive Mick Foley is accepting breakfast at my house.”National alliance @AFCFylde - ambrosial in February for three youths who “duped our amphitheater anchorperson into allurement for a white Nissan Micra NE14 ABJ to be confused aftermost night”. The boys came forward; Fylde gave them chargeless shirts.Calling it early: three Spurs fans, missing the Champions Alliance improvement at Ajax in May afterwards abrogation the arena aloof afore half-time, cerebration it was abounding time due to actuality “pretty drunk”. James Perkins: “We anticipation we were abrogation at the absolute time.” He said they were “pretty confused” at the base “when no one was stood about us cat-and-mouse for a train”.Came from New Zealand’s Jimmy Neesham, tweeting beeline afterwards their Apple Cup defeat to England in July. @JimmyNeesh: “Kids, don’t booty up sport. Booty up baking or something. Die at 60, absolutely fat and happy.”Was Coco Gauff during her Wimbledon breakthrough. On her self-image: “Weird. Weird, goofy, and, I don’t know. Yeah, awe-inspiring and goofy, I guess.” On her mum’s anniversary dance: “I didn’t acquaint her, but she’s activity to go viral, I know. She’s activity to be a meme.” And on why the best bit of the summer was rapper Jaden Smith tweeting her. “Obviously the tennis is abundant … but I’ve looked up to Jaden for so long. Bodies who chase me apperceive that’s all I column about. It was ambrosial agitative for me.”Among 2019’s regrets: Abundant Britain actuality butterfingers from the men’s 4x400m at the European Athletics Aggregation Championships in August afterwards allotment assets attempt doodle Youcef Zatat in the calendar by mistake; and Telstar striker Jordie van der Laan actuality sacked in May for calling in ailing so he could biking to London to watch Ajax comedy Spurs. Telstar admiral spotted him in the army on TV; Van der Laan said: “It was not my best decision.”Colorado Rapids – cancelling their post-game fireworks in August due to “plague”. Admiral said “the attendance of plague-infested fleas affecting prairie dog colonies” about Dick’s Sporting Goods Park meant the club “had no addition but to cancel”. A Rapids fan in a affliction doctor affectation told the Denver Post. “I assumption we’ll aloof embrace it.”Solid brawl from David Duval at the Open in Royal Portrush in July: birdieing his aboriginal two holes, extensive the 5th one off the lead, afresh hitting a quadruple bogey, a bogey and a nonuple bogey 14 at the par-five 7th afterwards accident two tee shots afresh arena the amiss ball. He accomplished with a 20-over 91, but said he never anticipation about walking away. “If you play, you column your score. Is there some adumbration of embarrassment? I don’t know. What I shot, I put on the board.”2018: David Beckham accepts the Uefa president’s award. “I’m actual honoured, honoured to be here.”2019: Eric Cantona accepts the Uefa president’s award: “As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods, they annihilate us for their sport. Anon science will not alone be able to apathetic the ageing of cells, anon science will fix the beef to the accompaniment and so we will become eternal. Alone accidents, crimes, wars will still annihilate us, but unfortunately, crimes, wars, will multiply. I adulation football. Thank you.”“Wayne Hennessey is ‘desperate’ to apprentice about the Nazis, says Roy Hodgson” – theguardian.com, April. Runner-up: The Times, aftermost week: “West Ham footballer Michail Antonio comatose Lamborghini while dressed as snowman.”Making it big on Twitter in 2019: @visualsatire’s Football Administrator Beard on Politicians. Including acclaimed works “Henry VIII with the beard and earpiece of Phil Brown”, and “Angela Merkel with the face of Steve Bruce”.

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Teammate Alexander Mühling: ��The boy didn’t apperceive that rule. None of us knew that rule.”Was Luis Suárez – hailed for “reaching aiguille Luis Suárez” in Uruguay’s Copa América win over Chile in June after: a) Seeming to address for a handball in the box by the goalkeeper; and b) Reacting to an adversary benumbed a angle face by active appear the adjudicator brandishing an abstract card.Days afterwards Cardiff Met administrator Christian Edwards was taken ill in November, adolescent son Isaac stepped up to alter him with this teamtalk afterwards an bizarre win over Cefn Druids.Katarina Johnson-Thompson, nine canicule afterwards heptathlon gold in October. @JohnsonThompson: “If anyone wants to apperceive how my off division is activity … I’ve been to two karaoke confined in 48 hours. My called songs are Bonnie Tyler ‘Total concealment of the heart’ and Busta Rhymes ‘Look at me now’.”2.1m wholesome angle for this acknowledgment to England’s Candid Apple Cup win.A appropriate accomplishment from Harlequins’ Joe Marler in November – absolutely committing to his metaphor. “We’ve got addition anniversary to get aback on the horse, and booty that horse to the water. And you can ask that horse, you can say: ‘Hey, horsey, do you appetite to accept a alcohol or do you appetite to swim?’ It’s up to that horse to afresh realise what he wants to do in his life. That horse, at the moment, wants to go out on Saturday and he wants to say ‘hello’ to those fans. And he goes : ‘I’m apologetic about the aftereffect aftermost week, but I’m activity to accord a bigger achievement adjoin Bath.’ He’s a hardly Irish horse. So we are attractive forward, like I say, to accepting aback on that horse.” Interviewer: “And are you attractive advanced to accepting aback on the horse?” Marler: “I don’t like horses, I can’t ride.”Headlining 12 months of viral beastly cameos:• Multiple bodies causing time added on, including at Everton v Wolves in February and a Real Salt Lake bold in July at Rio Tinto Amphitheater in the US, area a avoid pitch-invaded aftermost year. • A ailing fox elimination itself on the Oval in July during Surrey v Glamorgan;• A accumulate abolition the Minnesota Twins alert in two nights, authoritative the Twins’ dugout “scatter in fear”. • A bee army sending players to the accommodation at Sri Lanka v South Africa at Chester-le-Street in June. Faf du Plessis: “It is actual funny actually. 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Hey guys, I am up for writing requests for all my fandoms (Supernatural, Teen Wolf (Derek Hale only), The Originals (Elijah Mikaelson only) or Game of Thrones (Jaime Lannister only).

Here is a list I generates, please feel free to request multiple or ones not listed!

UPDATE: I have added in more that I stole from @persuasivus :) The new ones are BOLDED

Don’t leave me”

I have something to tell you”

I only have a month left with you so I’m trying to make it count.

I fell in love and now I don’t want you to go but it’s too late.

‘I’m already dead’’

I got you hurt so I completely cut off all ties to keep your safe

You would always randomly pull me up to dance or just gently hold me while swaying but now I’m standing here alone

” I mean I know I’m supposed to kill you but you’re kind of hot”

The First and Last Time (title)

“Not all love is gentle. Sometimes it’s gritty and dirty and possessive, sometimes it’s not supposed to be careful or soft at all. Sometimes it feels like teeth.”

“A soulmate is: Well, it’s like a best friend, but more. It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you a better person. Actually, they don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soul mate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you and accepted you and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens, you’ll always love her. Nothing can ever change that. Make sense?”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“I’m not jealous.”

“You can’t keep doing this.”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

‘’You did what?!”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“Don’t ask me that.”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?‘’

“Say it!’’

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“Are you still awake…?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you.”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“That’s irrational.”

“Just pretend to be my date.”

“Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

“I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Can I sit here? The other tables are full.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh!”

“This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”

“Did I say that out loud?”

“Do you think they could have loved me?”

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“Have I ever lied to you?”

“Have you lost your fucking mind?”

“His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

“I am not losing you again!”

“I don’t know why I’m crying.”

“I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

“I just need to be alone right now.”

“When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”

“I made a mistake.”

“I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”

“I need you to forgive me.”

“I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”

“I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”

“I’m flirting with you.”

“I’m not good enough for you.”

“I fell in love with my best friend.”

“I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“I’m up to the challenge.”

“I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you.”

“I’m yours.”

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

“If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!”

“It’s okay to cry…”

“What do you mean? It’s exciting!”

“Talk to me.”

“Look at me—just breathe, okay?”

“Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”

“Oh my god! You’re in love with them!”

“Well, this is where I live.”

“We finish it the same way we started—together.”

“What are you afraid of?”

“You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”

“You deserve so much better.”

“You don’t have to stay.”

“You don’t know you the way I do.”

“You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“You shouldn’t have even been there!”

“You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

“You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”

“Teach me?”

“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?”

“Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.”

“Just once.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“It’s not what it looks like.”

“I got you a present.”

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

“See, now, what that so bad?”.”

“You’re the best part of me.”

“I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“Let’s move in together.”

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“What time is it?”

“Just wait a second.”

“Here, let me.”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that.”

“Hold me back!’

”I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!”

I adore you.”

Do I look like I give a fuck?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! How dare you.

Me? Overreacting? Probably.

I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kiddo. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you.

A: What are you doing? B: Avoiding. A: Avoiding what? B: Everything.

This was impulsive. Probably shouldn’t have done it. WHO CARES?

You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.

A: It’s okay, I’m not mad. A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell.

I hate people who get personally offended when I’m in a bad mood, like ‘I’m not mad at you (name), I’m mad at the world!

A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in like…anything, you’d be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass.

I don’t know what I’m feeling, but there’s a lot of it.

Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends.

That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it.

Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, life’s hard.

A: How do you make someone holy? B: You beat the hell out of them.

A: I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are. B: Not me, I’m important.

If anyone can do it, then someone who isn’t me can do it.

In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such.

I’m not going to claim that I know everything, I’m simply going to act like it.

You have to “see it to believe it”, so as long as I’m not looking I don’t have to believe in anything.

I’m visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment.

If I don’t learn anything from my mistakes then I don’t have to consider them mistakes in the first place.

Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder? No offence though.

A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not. B: Thanks. A: You’re welcome.

I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming.

A: What are you reading? B: 10 tips for beautiful hair the Government doesn’t want you to know. A: What the fuck?

A: I’m tired of these constant near-death experiences. B: (opinional) don’t be a whiny bitch, bitch.

God has a favourite comedy tv series and it’s called “my life”.

Sometimes all you can say is “yikes” and then just move the fuck on.

Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19?

It’s a beautiful day to give me money, honey.

Women aren’t complicated, you’re just dumb.

Well this social situation isn’t going the way I acted it out in the shower.

No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful.

I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right.

Today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic.

Be prepared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me.

A: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob, I’m grabbing your heart. B: That’s my right boob though. A: Babe.

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I can’t remember the answet to a Harry Potter trivia question.

I hate it when I’m really nice…And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck.

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you.

So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking each other out?

You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch.

My turn ons? Well I don’t know, maybe some fucking common sense.

I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I’m actually angrier.

I ship me and that boat.

Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But you’re still my friend so it’s okay.

Because my two moods are like glitter and death.

My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee!

If I go to Hell I’m gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or is it just me.

Oh my God are you seeing this shit?

Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery.

A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING

I’ll betray all of you in the Hunger Games.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realisation that I fucked up real bad.

I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general.

I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.

Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when

I think about it later.

You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself?

And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy.

True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know.

Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it “Not now, you little bastard!”.

Are we gonna hold hands, or what?

My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects.

A: I love you. B: What if I got a bowl cut?

I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…but I can’t.

I’m aggressively thinking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know how hard that is?

My opinion is no.

Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan.

What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch.

Which is messier - my life or my hair?

How can you face the problem when the problem is your face?

Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know what THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Read a girl who dates books.

My hands are cold let me put them in your pants.

I’m sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge…we’ll see about that.

You have lips, I have lips…interesting.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

#prompts #please request #imagines #fanfiction #fanfics #fic

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The Logical Rose-ning Section: Your Recap of The Bachelorette, Episode 5

Rachel Lindsay is a practicing attorney who once took the LSAT. And you, dear reader, are an aspiring attorney who will soon take the LSAT. Rachel Lindsay is also an aspiring married person, serving as the Bachelorette on this season of The Bachelorette, the love story these depraved times deserve. And you, dear reader, may also be an aspiring married person? Either way, you definitely have at least a few things in common with Rachel. So every Tuesday (edit: and/or Wednesday), we’re going to be tracking Rachel’s romantic journey on The Bachelorette, and see what we can learn about love, loss, and the LSAT. Welcome back to the Logical Rose-ning Section.

Last time: We got a lot of racially charged bickering between Lee and like every contestant who didn’t share his complexion, making for a particularly uncomfortable two hours of television that overshadowed the, say, blimp-bound one-on-one with Dean where he pretended to be afraid of heights (a claim that we at Most Strongly Supported believe was full of hot air) (sorry). Anyway, the most important part was the “Next time on,” when they told us that we’d be getting two episodes—4 hours (!)—of The Bachelorette. Look, ABC and Warner Bros. Production, I don’t want to tell you how to run your television show (though perhaps someone should). But I’ve written like 10,000 words on this season already and even I think this is too much Bachelorette. Let’s scale back.

So this week, we got an amount of content that would make even Fyodor Dostoyevsky blush, so we’re just gonna do a quick hit on every section of this week’s four hour bonanza of The Bachelorette.

Spelling Bee Group Date

We’re somehow start this episode still on the spelling bee group date from last year, where Kenny and Lee are really getting into it. While those guys are getting into a racially-charged debate, Bryan is offering Rachel bon mots like, “I feel like … If you think I’m too good to be true for you, and if I think you’re too good to be true for me … and I thought about it and you know, I think it’s a very simple solution. We’re the perfect match.” Rachel digs that Bryan uses his time in the house to make equivocal arguments and not fixate on the other cases, and awards Bryan with the group date rose.

Kenny, in ostensibly congratulating Bryan, gives Lee the least sub-by subtweet of all time when he commends Bryan for doing it the “right way” and not “snaking any dudes.” “It’s very important, not being a bitch-ass dude,” Kenny concludes. Even Lee’s lizardy brain can figure out Kenny’s intent and the two cuss a lot. This only gets us like 15 minutes into the episode.

One-on-One Date with Jack Stone

After the drama with Kenny and Lee in the group date, Rachel settles into a one-on-one date with Jack Stone who, as we learn during this date, is the most boring dude in the world. “Jack and I have a lot in common. We’re both attorneys. We’re both around the same age. We both live in Dallas,” Rachel says with all the conviction of a prospect-less 37 year-old psyching herself up for a Tinder date with guy whose profile prominently features a MAGA hat. Rachel, though, is very much not a prospect-less woman. She’s got nothing but prospects right now. Like 15 prospects at this point.

We’ll never know why the producers insisted on calling Jack Stone “Jack Stone,” when they didn’t give anyone else the full name treatment and when there aren’t any other Jacks here. But we will be able to figure out why Jack got the boot on this date. The date could not have gone worse for Jack Stone, who has a manic, crazy-eyed vibe and delusional ideas about how well the date is going.

I don’t know what Jack Stone did to piss off the producers, but their wrath is on display throughout this date. Over the course of this date, the producers keep juxtaposing his confidence in the date against Rachel’s obvious disinterest. Their complete lack of chemistry even bores the camera guy, who seems to get like drunk on the job, winding up with perfect shots like this.

The producers then show Jack Stone awkwardly kissing Rachel. Like really awkwardly. Like enough to make you never want to try to kiss anyone ever again. In his confessional, he admits to “falling for Rachel,” and his look of absolute obliviousness is held for forty beats too long.

But most of this is Jack’s fault, turning this into a 10-minute televisual face palm emoji. Rachel admits to wanting to see his passion. He starts talking about her dad’s sense of humor … dude.

Rachel asks where Jack would take her if they were back in Dallas. Jack’s first thought is to take her back to his apartment, “lock the door,” and lay in bed and talk. That, somehow, did not appeal to Rachel, who finally decides to put Jack and all of us out of our misery by sending Jack home. Jack walks directly into the Harbor River, sinking to the bottom to live with the stingrays and loggerhead turtles of the island.

Rose Ceremony

Rachel displays an absolute ruthlessness in the cutting guys this week, starting with the first of three rose ceremonies this episode. Despite half these guys being palpably thirsty for more time with Rachel, Rachel decides to forgo the cocktail party, and go straight to the ceremonial beheading of the contestants unworthy of her time or affection.

Eric, Peter, Adam, Will (who gets a catchphrase going, saying “I Will [accept this rose]”), Matt (who is a guy that’s been on this show, apparently), Josiah, Anthony, Kenny, and Lee get roses, joining Dean and Bryan, who were already sitting pretty with the date roses.

This means that Iggy and Jonathan are sent packing. Jonathan assaults Rachel one last time by tickling her on his way out. I guess making tickling your brand isn’t the best way to find a wife. Iggy realizes he should have spent less time with guy drama and more time with Rachel. Iggy and Jonathan are then sent to the nearby set of Gullah Gullah Island, where they will be forced to satisfy the sensual proclivities of Binyah Binyah Polliwog for the rest of their days.

After the ceremony, Rachel announces they’re heading to Oslo. Who of these guys could tell us offhand that Oslo is in Norway? I think Will, Anthony, Josiah, and maybe Dean would actually know that without the aid of Wikipedia. Anyway, the guys get excited for Norway, the land of the Lillehammer Olympics (and forgotten Netflix series of the same name), smoked salmon, and the good wood that inspired a Beatles song about a disturbed arsonist who gets so angry at a woman for going to bed early that he sets her house on fire.

Which of these guys are Oslo in Rachel’s estimation, and which of these guys are Norway in danger of going home? Onto the land of cured fish, cross-country skiing, and democratic socialism to find out.

One-on-One Date with Bryan

Upon meeting the guys in Scandanavia, Rachel gives the boys the most adorable Young M.A. “OOOOUUUU” shout out, and then gives Bryan the first one-on-one date card.

Dean, feeling himself way too much despite wearing a ripped pink sweater, declares that he wouldn’t be surprised if Bryan didn’t return.

Bryan and Rachel have the romantic date of repelling down the Holmenkollbakken Olympic ski jump. Rachel, experienced attorney and/or apparent Snoop fan, notes the coincidence that it’s 187 feet high—the California Penal Code statute for murder. Is she saying that that she feels like the producers are trying to murder her? Is she planning on murdering Bryan? The whole affair seemed pretty safe, the closest thing to murder being pretty unflattering angle the producers use to film Rachel and Bryan’s descent.

Rachel opens up to Bryan about insecurities about not feeling pretty growing up next to her sister. Bryan does the same, referencing his awkward high school days. Bryan becomes the first guy to drop the “falling in love with you” bomb. Rachel seems taken aback, but gives him the rose nonetheless.

Handball Group Date

Adam, Dean, Anthony, Piggo, Matt, Will, Alex, Eric, and Josiah get invited to a group date, leaving Kenny and Lee for their inevitable two-on-one.

The dudes play the Olympic-version handball, which is a bit different than the handball game the cool kids in the third grade wouldn’t let me play. Rachel calls handball a combination of football, basketball, and water polo, despite the fact that there’s no contact or water. Handball is basically swaggerless basketball, but it’s kind of cool because it involves jumping and throwing things very hard.

The guys split up in the red team and blue team to play. Rachel joins the red team. Piggo clearly a fouls Rachel when he tries to sneak in a little grab-action during the course of play. The referees, clearly not as familiar Rule 8.2 (b) of the International Handball Federations Rules of the Game as some astute viewers, let this clear foul (and potential display of sexual harassment) slide.

Will is apparently a bona fide handball savage, and gets a not-totally-undeserved comparison to Jordan in the ‘97 Finals from Rachel. The U.S. has never medaled in handball in the Olympics, but this might change once Will joins the national team.

Afterwards, at the polet portion of the date, Will further confides in Rachel about past loves lost, and gets some kysee time with Rachel. Alex macks on Rachel with a handwritten letter and Matt sews lyrics on a purple sheet, which Rachel seems to dig. Josiah, however, gets a little intense, discussing how Rachel’s beauty “emanates from [her] core” and talks about how she is the woman of his dreams. Rachel is taken aback about how disingenuous this all seems. We’re taken aback by extreme Josiah face.

Piggo the Perceptive impresses her by reading her eye contact. He gets some exclusive one-on-one hot tub action with Rachel, despite the aforementioned handball foul.

Will gets the group date rose. He again says “I absolutely Will” accept the offered rose. Cool catchphrase, dude.

Two-on-One Date with Kenny and Lee

The nadir of this four-hour marathon is this two-on-one date with Kenny and Lee. We’re reminded of the rules: Two guys, one rose, loser goes home. Look, Kenny and Lee argue a bunch. Lee appears to lie a whole bunch. He lies about Kenny dragging him out of a van (something the producers never showed us, even though they probably would have spent 17 hours on it if it actually happened), about Kenny admitting to having a “dark side” when he drinks, about Kenny threatening him during the date (which may have happened—most of what Kenny said was censored in his discussions with Lee), about telling Rachel that Kenny threatened him. Lee, look into how cameras work, man.

Kenny “wins” this date and Lee is thankfully sent packing. Who are these two-on-one dates for though? They’re never as “explosive�� as the promos promise, so the audience doesn’t win. The Bachelor or Bachelorette never seem to have any fun on it. The winner of the two-on-one never actually wins the whole thing. Kenny at this point is basically the Utah Jazz upsetting the LA Clippers. Moral victory and he lives to see the next day, but he’s still facing an inevitable drubbing by the Golden State Warriors in the next round.

Rose Ceremony

In our second of three rose ceremonies, Rachel gives Dean, Eric, Piggo, Alex, Adam, and Matt roses, who join the aforementioned Will. Anthony (whom I had pegged as a real contender) and Josiah are sent packing home.

Anthony handles it with class, and Josiah … does not. “Something wrong with her brain,” noted neurologist Josiah notes. Josiah proceeds to calls out Alex for being a KGB agent (Alex is Russian) and Adam (who brought a doll named Adam Jr.) for bringing a “Michael Myers” doll (which, to be fair, is the only trait we’ve learned about Adam thus far).

Rachel announces they’re then taking a jaunt south to Copenhagen, Denmark, where the producers decide to let their pun game really fly.

One-on-One Date with Eric

The first date card in Copenhagen read “I’m cOPEN to love.” Eric, whose constant need of attention and affirmation is more or less his defining personality trait, is given this attention and affirmation via this one-on-one date.

Rachel pulls up in a boat on the Nyhavn canal, a body of water large enough to quench the immense thirst Eric feels at all times. They cruise down the canal and recite interesting facts about the waterfront houses like “sailors used to live in the houses here.” They then go to like a hot tub bar where a guy exposes his little Hamlet, and then to an amusement park, which we’re told is the second-most visited amusement park in the world. Honestly, it looks a little basic to my American eyes. Denmark, your citizens may be happier and more educated than ours, you may have one of the best restaurants in the world, but you’re still not on our level, theme park-wise. At dinner, where two enormous burgers sit untouched and uneaten, Eric opens up about not receiving a love from his mother, which affected his ability to accept love in romantic relationships. He gets a rose, which he seems more than willing to accept.

Viking Group Date

Dean, Kenny, Matt, Adam, and Piggo are the contestants on the next group date. “I’ve taken a Viking to you,” the date card reads. The producers are just on fire with the date card puns this episode.

The dudes go to a big field where they act like Vikings. Upon arrival, the Danish Viking reenactor says, “They don’t really look like Vikings,” problematically. They do some Viking stuff to find out who is the best Viking, I guess. They row a big boat and sword fight. Kenny, whose eye gash has been teased for like five weeks now and was suggested to be a product of Lee, gets a cut when battling with Adam in the finals of the Vikings games. Kenny nonetheless wins the match, and become the Viking Champion, an oxymoron to anyone in the greater Minneapolis area.

At the cocktail party, Bryan and Piggo have a handsome-off. Rachel is positively smitten with both. Matt appears to be drinking a spritzer while wearing a shabby brown polo. He spends all the time with Rachel talking about Kenny. How is this guy still on? Speaking of Kenny, the dude deteriorates on this date—he doesn’t think the relationship has grown at the rate the other guys’ have, he is missing his daughter, and he is sporting a Nelly band-aid on his face 15 years after its expiration date. Rachel strongly suggests that he should good home to be with his daughter, and he obliges. Kenny, you may have been embroiled in the dumb Lee stuff for weeks now, but I’ll nonetheless miss you. Shouts to you and doting dads everywhere.

Piggo gets the group date rose. Bryan takes this news really well.

One-on-One with Will

Finally, we have a one-on-one date with Will. “Will you be my Swedey,” the card reads. Double pun! The two take a quick day trip to Helsingborg, Sweden, where Will’s lack of physical intimacy leaves Rachel colder than a winter’s night in Gothenburg. During the date, Will slowly transforms back into Urkel. It’s rough. Rachel drops the “I think you’re so great, so amazing, but …” Will does not get the rose. He absolutely Will not be seeing Rachel anymore.

Rose Ceremony

Finally, after what was four hours of The Bachelorette (but felt like at least fifteen), we get to the third of three rose ceremonies. Rachel has been tossing guys out like uneaten lutefisk this week, but she claims this will be the hardest goodbye she had to say.

Bryan, Matt, Dean, and Adam get the roses, joining Eric. Alex, wearing the inexcusable high-school-sophomore-at-the-homecoming-dance look with a black suit, black shirt and solid pink tie, is sent packing.

Are you exhausted? I’m exhausted. Four hours is a long time. But guess what, that’s how long the LSAT is. If you could make it through this absolute grind of an episode, the LSAT will be no prob for you.

The Logical Rose-ning Section: Your Recap of The Bachelorette, Episode 5 was originally published on LSAT Blog

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