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inklore · 1 year
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Bodyguard namor would be a menace. Imagine thinking you got away from him and he's just standing in the corner watching you act like a brat. He gives you ultimatums too 😩 sure I can let you cum but didn't you want to sneak out to that party later? Don't want you to be tired when I drag you back🏃🏿‍♀️
pairing: bodyguard!namor x (f)reader
word count: 863
warnings: eighteen+ content, a little bit of hunter x prey kink, spanking, threats, brat taming, manhandling.
note: ok but this has me bashing my head off the wall because ldshfdkf he'd be so fucking tortuous about it, like he'll make you believe you actually stand a chance against him but when he catches you he's going to ruin you!!
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“I’ll make a deal with you. If I can’t catch you before you get to the front door, then you can go to your little party. But if I do catch you, then you get two punishments.”
His words sing in the adrenaline fueled cloud in your head as your hammering heart echoes in your eardrums, as you tiptoe through the dark hallway—a smart tactic on his part, if not a little bit of cheating, to turn all the lights out after he gave you your head start.
And for the only time in your life you’re wishing your parents bought a smaller house. Did you really need all this space?
The door looks miles away in the hallway leading up to the foyer. Has it always been this long? Were you really this out of breath already and you’ve barely even sprinted?
You swallow in attempts to mask your heavy breathing, to restrict your breath to not give yourself away, hard and shallow. A futile effort on your behalf when it only seems to make you breathe harder, faster; or maybe that was the adrenaline high at the fear of getting caught pumping through your veins—and something else. Something unwarranted and wanting at the thought of Namor catching you, and what actions were to come of his threat.
You’d never lie to yourself and pretend that a part of you wanted to get caught. To put his words to the test. To keep this little game of you being a brat and him trying to control you, to hold power over you that you just laughed at—but touched yourself to when you were alone at night.
But you would be damned if you gave him the satisfaction of knowing that. Of willingly admitting to him that each scowl or grunt of disapproval was only threatening your restraint to slip into dangerous territory of you letting him put his hands on you, in a more pleasing manner; a beg for him to teach you a lesson after being a brat, or to take out his obvious annoyance with you on another part of your body, the part that was soaked and wanting for him.
You can’t hear him, let alone see him, in the overly quiet of the dark.
You try to hold your breath, still the heavy heaves of your chest. Try to listen to any sign of footsteps or bumps of his shoe against an unsuspected piece of furniture. But there’s nothing.
Nothing but the ringing in your ears from your heart brushing itself against your ribcage.
Fuck it.
You were going to that party.
You didn’t spend your money on this dress, and hours in front of your mirror, to not show up just because Namor found it some crock-of-shit threat level. Fuck him. You were going.
So as carefully as you can, while continuing to hold your breath, you slip off your heels. Try to remember all those breathing techniques you’ve seen Namor do when you—not so subtly—spy on him during his gym sessions. Doing the barest of stretches, and then you’re sprinting towards the door. Dropping the tip-toed-run behind, not caring if you sound like a linebacker coming down the field. The adrenaline in your veins turns to excitement when you’re inches—centimeters—from the door.
You're going to make it.
You’re basically there.
One more leap and–
The wrap of a warm bicep is around your midsection just as your fingertips are reaching out for the handle. It all plays out in slow motion as the solid chest behind you presses to your back, and drags you to the other side of the room. Manhandling your thrashing body like it’s nothing as you’re pressed against the wall.
Caged in like an animal.
Torn from bittersweet victory—freedom.
“Oh, you were so close.”
“Fuck you. Let me go.” You huff, your attempts to reach back and connect your elbow with muscle only making you more exasperated.
“You lost. It hurts not getting your way doesn’t it?” His lips brush the back of your ear as he speaks, his hot breath a light pant. Sending shivers down your arched spine. “Tell me, which punishment do you want first?”
The rough touch of his palm sliding over the globe of your ass cheek to hike up your dress and expose your flesh—and the skimpy thong you had imagined benefiting you in a much different way tonight—to him; seizing your body’s motor functions. The adrenaline in your veins burns into molten lava that has you heated and whimpery.
The light slap his cupped palm gives to your cheek makes you grind against him involuntarily, “I can put you over my knee, or I can give you the proper fuck you need to understand who’s in charge.” Your tongue heavy and dry in your throat doesn’t allow you to speak. An incoherent noise at the back of your throat all you can dredge up—this is insane, he shouldn’t be touching you like this, nor should you be shaking with how badly you want whatever he’s about to give you.
“If I choose for you you’re not going to be able to sit properly for days.”
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gojos-fr-bae · 7 days
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𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔇𝔬 𝔓𝔱. 2 (ℜ𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡)
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Part 1, Part 2
Pairing: CEO!Gojo x Fem!Lawyer!Reader
Warnings: Cussing, Drinking, A slap (or punch, I don't rly remember) Toji in his boxers bc why tf not. only a tad bit of angst at the beginning, the rest is pretty chill, Not proofread (honestly, are we shocked)
Word Count: 1.7k
A/N:😌🤭🏃🏿‍♀️😍😎😋
Minors DNI
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You were seated outside with your boss who had long calmed down but still clutched your arm tight, his head still buried in the crook of your neck. You were sure that people were already questioning your disappearances and you were sure you would return to some distasteful rumors. First he saves you a seat next to him and then you both run off somewhere for almost half an hour. Fuck, this is not good.
“S-sir, I think we need to leave.” you murmured softly, not wanting to startle him in this fragile state.
He simply just hummed and nuzzled deeper into your neck.
“Mr. Gojo I’m being serious, please let go of me, we need to leave.” You stated, this time your voice is much firmer. 
Finally getting the hint, he pulled away from you, uttering a soft apology and  letting go of your hand as he stared down at the ground. Although his bangs were blocking his face slightly, you didn’t miss how dejected he looked. 
You were about to say something but got startled by the door leading inside opening abruptly. Your heart sank for a moment before looking up and noticed that the person who opened said door was Nanami, Gojo’s personal assistant. Even though you didn’t know him too well, from your interactions, he seemed nothing like his boss so you still held onto a string of hope for your reputation.
He looked at you and Satoru, his eyes traveling from you to Gojo before he sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
“Miss,I’m so sorry for whatever it is that just happened, he’s probably just drunk.
“Oh, umm, yeah, it’s okay…i guess. I’m just going to head back inside if that’s fine.” You replied, getting up and quickly collecting your bag before heading for the door.
“Yes, of course, please, go ahead.” Nanami pointed towards the door and you couldn’t get out of there faster.
As you made your way to your seat, you didn’t miss the stares and whispers of everyone in the room. Great, just as you expected, everyone is probably making disgusting assumptions about you and at this point you wanted nothing more than to get home.
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You sat on the island, hair in a mess and wine bottle in your hand while Toji worked at the stove, making you a grilled cheese. He was wearing nothing but his boxers and his body was covered in hickeys and scratch marks. To anyone else the scene may have seemed confusing yet for you, this was almost routine.
“And he wouldn’t let go? Toji asked, trying to wrap his mind around the story you had just told him about your awful night.
“YEAH, CAN YOU IMAGINE! I had to wait for his assistant to come bail me out and now everyone thinks I’m a slut who only got the job because I’m sleeping with the boss!!” You shouted in frustration before downing a big gulp of your wine.
“And what’s so wrong about that?” Toji asked, smirking at you while he slid you your sandwich. You just trolled your eyes at him. 
“Well unlike YOU, that’s not the type of image I want to uphold.”
“Yeah, whatever you say sweetheart. Anyway, you didn’t fuck him did you?”
“Ew, OF COURSE NOT!!”
“Then what are you so worried about, the rumors will die out. Everyone will forget about this shit after his next scandal so just hold out for like, a week or two.”
“Ugh, that’s easier said than done.”
“What's happened has happened princess, nothing we can do about that except move on, now is there?”
“I guess not,” You sighed.
“Exactly. So stop worrying your pretty little head over this.” He said before pressing a peck on your forehead and making his way to his room. “Don’t drink too much, you still have work tomorrow.”
You couldn’t do much but groan at the thought that you might have to see that man again. What the heck did you sign yourself up for?
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You were sitting at your desk when the quiet  room suddenly filled with murmurs. You raised your head from the work you had buried it in to see what was causing such a stir. Your breathed hitched as you saw your boss, Gojo Satoru himself, walking up to you with a big fucking bouquet filled with a variety of flowers, half of which you had never seen in your entire life.
You tried to look away but your eyes had already met and you could only brace yourself for what was about to transpire.
Gojo walked over to your cubicle and gave you his signature blinding smile.
“Hey sweets, thanks so much for last night. I couldn’t stop thinking about you, as a matter of fact, I saw these through the shop window and couldn’t help but think it was meant for you,” a lie. Satoru had stood in the shop for hours painstakingly choosing all 162 flowers in that bouquet. But you didn’t need to know that. You reluctantly took the flowers from him, instantly regretting it when you heard everyone in the room gasp simultaneously. Oh shit. Why me! Why me! What did I do to deserve this! Those are all the phrases you were screaming in your head as Gojo leaned down to whisper in your ear.
“Also, come to my office at 1pm, okay?” His deep raspy voice said in a hushed tone, sending shivers down your spine. 
He then stood up straight and winked at you, before strutting out the room.
You immediately dropped the flowers on your desk and ran to the washroom and locked yourself in a stall. If you knew this job would come with so much bs you would’ve never taken it.
This isn’t like you. You really can’t be letting a man like him get under your skin.
Just then, you heard the washroom door swing open and heard two voices come in.
“Oh my gosh, did you see how that slut reacted when she saw Mr. Gojo walk in?” The first one quipped.
“Ugh, I know right, and did you hear what he said!? “Thank you for last night” I mean gosh!” replied the second.
“She probably only got the job from fucking him, did you hear that they’re paying her 50K!?”
“Girls these days! What kind of punch does she need to be packing under that ugly outfit of hers for her to seduce Mr. Gojo. I mean he’s WAY out of her league.”
“Mhm, it’s like seeing a literal god go out with a rat that was run over by a tricycle!”
They both began to cackle loudly and you finally snapped. You burst open the stall door and they turned around to face you in shock. They didn’t have time to process it though as you landed a harsh slap with all the force you could muster across their faces, walking out before they could even utter a word. Serves those bitches right.
You just went back to your desk and kept your head down, waiting until 1pm FINALLY but unfortunately arrived.
You slowly made your way to the top floor, before walking to his secretary’s desk. She looked up at you before speaking.
“He’s waiting for you, just go in,” she snarled, chewing her gum obnoxiously loud, her nails tapping away at her keyboard.
You just rolled your eyes at her before pushing the big office door open, closing it behind you and turning to face Gojo. He had his feet kicked up onto his huge desk, floor to ceiling windows making up the wall behind him, the bustling city of Tokyo laid out behind him.
He looked at you from behind his glasses, sirking cockily.
“So, you came,”
“Didn’t really have a choice considering everyone’s been treating me weird and like shit because they think we fucked.” you snapped at him.
“And what’s so bad about that?”
“Being treated like shit?” you questioned in disbelief.
“No, people thinking we’ve fucked. If anything, we probably should. Let’s give them something to REALLY talk about.” He replied, winking at you. The gall this man had.
“Sir, with all due respect, if that’s all you wanted to talk about then you are wasting my fucking time. I’ll just leave if-”
“No! No, don’t leave, that’s not what I asked you here for,” He said in a slightly panicked tone, standing up from his seat. “Look, I just wanted to, umm, thank you again for last night,” he said smoothly, regaining his suave persona.
“Were the flowers not enough because me, the rest of the employees and probably the whole world thought it was wayyyyy more than enough.” You replied in slight annoyance.
“What? No, of course not! Infact, I spent all day thinking of the best way to pay you back, and I finally got it.”
“And what may that be?”
“A shopping spree!!” he shouted, doing jazz hands at you.
“Sir, that is completely inappropriate and-”
“I’ll let you get whatever you want, no spending limit, it’s all on me” He cut you off, waving his AMEX in the air.
You wanted to say no, you wanted to say no so fucking bad. But your closet was in desperate need of a makeover, so was your bedroom, and your house. It was a golden opportunity, and no one in their right mind would say no.
“Fine, I’ll meet you at the mall at 6pm,”
“Oh no no no, that’s way too far away, come on, I already cleared you for the rest of the day, come on, let’s go!” he said in a chirpy voice. Skipping towards you, he grabbed your hand before dashing out of the room with you.
You were in for one heck of a day.
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You were now in the basement parking of the building. Satoru slowly walked you to his reserved parking slot in which was parked a black, sleek mercedes. Your eyes widened at the sight and Gojo just smiled at your reaction, feeling his ego get boosted by tenfold.
“You like?” he asked, opening the passenger door and motioning for you to enter. You just ignored it, sitting in the car as he closed the door and ran around to the driver’s seat.
It felt so wrong. Not just the fact that it was you’re in your boss’ car, but the fact that it was a really expensive, really fancy car.
“So, are you ready to go?” Satoru asked, gazing at you.
“Sure. Why the fuck not!”
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How do you feel about Aemond x Daemon? I personally love them as a ship and since Ewan's fave character is Daemon if I'm not mistaken my heart sings every time<3 (SPOILER TERRITORY!)
I think their duel will be absolutely heartbreaking and epic at the same time (that is if the writers don't butcher it..) both because I love these characters and because I love their actors! Ewan and Matt have some cute and wholesome bts interactions from what I've seen and it makes me so happy because I've been a Doctor Who fan ever since it came out and I'd watched World on Fire before HotD was even announced. I just. I never expected such an incredible cast to come together for HotD yknow? So I'm very excited but also kinda scared.. but mostly excited! Daemon x Aemond is my OTP you could say (it's been so long since I've used that term I feel old) but a close second is HelAemond (platonic, romantic, familial, all of the loves!!!) So I hope that in the show they make a point to show us that Helaena and Aemond died on the same day, regardless of whether they had romantic feelings for one another.
As for Alys, I'm mostly indifferent toward her but I hope that they treat her and her story well! I look nothing like her (I'd look like Laena or maybe Rhaena maybe if I had white locs lol) so I can't relate to the sentiment of us all being Alys lol but I'm glad you guys can! I'm also excited for Nettles! I like to think she's Daemon's bastard or someone he thinks of as his adopted child maybe (while fully ignoring the claims that they had illicit relations lol)
Is there another character or story arc you're excited about? And I'm sure you've answered sth similar before but I can't remember- would you prefer a more manipulative Alys? I think I would bc homegirl is probably too old to play wit her heart on her sleeve but I'd like to see her and Aemond actually develop genuine feelings for one another! Which actually reminds me of another point (so sorry for this massive ask btw 😭) being what will Borros Baratheon do? Will he allow one of his daughters to marry Aemond? If so, who and would Aemond really keep a mistress in Alys? How ironic that he may or may not have fathered a bastard with Alys when he detests his nephews (even before Luke took his eye) but anyway that's enough of my ramblings 🙅🏿‍♀️ I just got carried away cuz you seem like a really pleasant person and your stories are beautiful haha bye🏃🏿‍♀️
Ps take care of yourself!
Lovely long message there! 🥺 I'll structure my answer in bullet points so I can make sure I cover everything:
Personally, I can't view Aemond and Daemon together, as a ship. Nothing from season one (or the book) has given me reason to view them as one. Aemond is clearly intrigued by Daemon's relentlessness, and if there were anyone he would want to emulate, it may be Daemon? As Ewan said, they both stand to inherit nothing, and who have to carve their own way out in the world. But anything romantic? Nope. 1000% especially not after what Aemond caused. I love them as rivals, cause they're quite similar in fire that their fight would just be frickin amazing.
I'm on the same boat with you about Helaemond. There's just something so beautifully tragic and yet soft at the same time when it comes to those two. I know I'm reaching but if Alys does manipulate Aemond, and it turns out he was in love with Helaena all along? And they die on the same day?? (You're so right, they need to make a point of this in the show) *buckets of tears incoming*
They truly did an amazing job with the cast. I know they don't all look book-accurate but the performances are so good that it's really not a big deal. Plus, it's so nice that you can see yourself in characters like Laena or Rhaena. And about Nettles? (I'm still not in that part of the book, so I don't know about her and Daemon) But then again, if he does cheat on Rhaenyra with her, it's really just the word of an Archmaester or Mushroom or whoever, so it's all up for interpretation. It kinda frustrates me that the book is written that way, cause I just want to know what actually happened, y'know? I want to know the true motivations and thoughts of the characters - not the perspective of a bunch of men 😂 ughhhh
I still don't know what to feel about Aemond and Alys. One thing that does give me the ick is that he was taken advantage of by an older woman when he was a child (13 yrs old!), and this may have distorted his romantic/sexual perceptions. I believe there was something said about Aemond preferring older women, and I hope this did not stem from childhood trauma. If he is actually, purely, interested in Alys, then that's fine. But you're right, she is meant to be 40-ish, while he's 19/20, so that's another issue. (But then again - Daemyra 🙃) But at least, far as we know, Rhae was not taken advantage of by Daemon (she was 18, in ep 4, which is still painfully young) but she seemed to have engaged with him willingly (and Daemon was the one to pull back and stop) But then again, age gaps are treated very lightly in this series - ANYWAY - no matter what, I hope the whole Alys/Aemond thing is portrayed well.
I think that whole Baratheon betrothal is done for. Plus, the poor girl watched Aemond chase a child with a knife 😂 minus points hahaha
I hope I answered everything? It's been so nice to read your insights, and though my closest pals would describe me as more Daemon-like than pleasant, thanks for calling me the latter 😉🖤
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hi I've read some of your work and <33 i adore it, if that's okay, can i request a kaeya x gn reader with cryo vision fic? I don't mind hc tho :D
so basically: reader is living in a woods in their little wooden house, away from mondstads people, they're not often seen in public. reader is coming to the city of freedom only to borrow books with spells, because of that some people r saying that they're a witch.
which is pretty accurate, but reader prefer calling themselves magician. they cast a spell by writing a symbol on a small piece of paper and then throwing it at enemy causing dmg, or just use it to shield themselves or to heal. (ndjdbsfhjd if u watched owl house,, there's this human who draws spells on piece of paper so that's something like this)
of course they're using cryo vision to fight enemies too!!
oh ny god sjsbsjah i wrote so much sorry if that's unclear,, so my point is; Kaeya with witch cryo vision wielder reader who spends most of their time in woods but they're not razor goodnight 🏃🏿‍♀️💨💨💨
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Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!
「 FEAT : 」 Kaeya x GN! Reader
「 ### : 」 Fluff, some slice of life? bit of banter, Reader uses a cryo vision, mentions of Eula
oh hUN you've got my creative brain working with this! Thanks so much for sending it it, I hope you like it! I haven’t written Kaeya in some time so if I butchered his character I am so, so sorry lmao 💞 I really loved the concept of this omg 💞
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”Really,” is the first thing Kaeya’s said to you today, “Sometimes I wonder how you could spend so much time all the way out here on your own. Don’t you ever get lonely?”
You chuckled and stepped to the side, giving him room to enter your cozy cottage. “It’s not as bad as you might think. The woods are relaxing, and sometimes a dashing knight from the nearby city comes for a visit.”
”Oh? A dashing knight you say?” Kaeya’s grin was wide as he pressed a kiss to your temple, then proceeded to wipe his shoes on your mat. He stepped into your living room to deposited the rucksack he’s been carrying on your table, then settled himself on your sofa. “And pray tell, what is it about this ‘dashing knight’ that makes visits so memorable?”
There’s a warmth that grew in your chest at the familiar sight of the Cavalry captain relaxing back into your comfy couch. You approached and nudged his long legs to give you some space to sit. “Well,” you drawled as you dug through the pack, pulling out the various books and examining them. You made a pleased noise. “Well, absolute grace and poise for one.”
In the corner of your eye, you saw Kaeya smirk to himself, resting his hands behind his head as he got comfortable. The cheeky little shit. You nudged his calf with an elbow. 
“Incredible mastery over their weapon, astounding skill with their Cryo vision,” You continued to list off, grinning to yourself as you watched Kaeya’s smirk grow with every word. It was adorable, really.
”The romantic speech. Oh, and let me not forget the stunningly good looks that I’m ever so blessed to be around.”
Kaeya waved a hand between you two, his eye closed as he basked in your praise. “Please,” he tried to say in a humble tone that was not very humble. “You embarrass me, dear. And I thought I was the flirt between us—“
”Oh, I do miss the Reconnaissance captain,” you cut him off with a cheeky smile that turned his smile upside down in an instant. “I hope Eula will visit me again soon.”
His eye narrowed at you, arms crossing on his chest as you tried to stifle your laughter. His expression was comparable to a cat who had just been dunked in water and who had not appreciated it. “How comedic of you,” Kaeya said flatly, though you knew he was not really upset. He frowned and gestured to the books on your table with a wide, sweeping gesture. “And after I braved the treacherous path to deliver these books to you, this is how I am repaid? How shameful of the witch of Wolvendom.”
”Magician,” you corrected, poking his leg. “You’ve heard my spiel before. And really, you brought the trickery upon yourself.”
”I take offense to that, I’ll have you know.” No, you’re sure he didn’t. ”You can’t say the citizens of Mondstadt are entirely wrong, though.”
Noncommittally, you shrug. You stood and piled some of the tomes in your hand, bringing them to your shelf on the opposite wall. The stack in your hands was rather large, and Kaeya wondered how you were able to comfortably carry the whole thing. “Perhaps not, but I do prefer to be called a magician either way.” You looked at him from over your shoulder, one book halfway shelved between two other books. “I trust Lisa had no complaint of the books I borrowed last week?”
”Nothing but the highest praise,” Kaeya assured. Then, as if he had remembered something, he snapped his fingers. “She told me to tell you that she wants you over for tea tomorrow, and that she wouldn’t take no for an answer.”
The thought of it made you groan, and you huffed. “I already went for supplies this week, though,” you complained, but behind your back Kaeya just shrugged.
”I’m just the messenger. Wouldn’t want to upset her, now would you?”
”…no,” You agreed, remembering the last time you had upset her.
”Glad we could come to an accord.” The cavalry captain smiled mischievously at your obvious displeasure. The conversation stalled for a minute or two as you focused on placing the books where they had to go. When you had finished organizing, you turned around and were met with Kaeya’s thoughtful stare. 
”She worries about you, you know. So do I. You can’t argue that it’s dangerous out here on your own.”
”I thought we established that a dashing knight comes to check up on me every now and again?” You asked, raising a brow playfully. You crossed your arms. “Besides, I can hold my own. There’s no need to worry.”
”I know you can hold your own,” Kaeya laughed, but there was a tinge of seriousness to it now. “Those written symbols of yours are no joke. I can still remember how tiring it was to get through your Cryo shield. “
”See?”
”And yet, can you blame me for wanting you to be safe?”
You soften at that. Kaeya’s still got a smile on his face, but you’ve known him long enough to spot the fabrication in it. There’s worry there. With soft steps you approach him, taking his hands into yours. With as even of an expression as you can, you meet his gaze. “No, I cannot blame you for it. But I feel alive here in the woods, even though it’s dangerous. I have my vision and my skills for a reason, you know? You helped me master it, you know how formidable I am.”
”I do,” he agrees. 
”And I’ve been learning to draw symbols of healing, too, so I can do more than just fight and defend. I can’t dispel your worries, though I appreciate that you care for me as much. I can tell you that I will do my best to stay safe, though.”
”Do you promise?” He asks, searching your eyes for any doubt, any indication you were saying all this just for him.
His eye was a lovely shade of blue, you realized. Leaning more on the side of periwinkle in this light, and contrasting with those strange, diamond-shaped pupils. You wondered if it was the same under his eyepatch.
”I promise.” Then the furrow of your brow relaxed and you grinned. “Though I wouldn’t mind a certain Cryo-wielding captain from the knights showing up on my doorstep every now and then. Y’know, just to check up on me.”
Kaeya’s smile changed, just enough for you to notice. He didn’t let go of your hand just yet, but his shoulders had lost some of their tension. 
”I’ll be sure to pass the message to Eula, then.”
You laughed, smacking his shoulder with a strength you doubted he could feel. “You ass!”
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delemenko · 2 years
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Romantic/Relationship Headcanons for The Warriors
Look, I'm trying to take a nap and it's not working but I'm bored, so yeah. Might get into suggestive territory, but I will put them under a read more if it does.
Letters in parentheses denote mutually exclusive headcanons.
Cleon
• Doesn't care much for pursuing relationships when he's not in one.
• When he is in a relationship, it tends to get serious very quickly.
• Somehow manages to attract very crazy girls. Lincoln is probably the only girlfriend he had that isn't batshit insane, which he greatly enjoys.
• (A) He's mostly loyal, but he tends to leave relationships in a very messy state, so he tends to bring baggage with him to his next one.
• (B) He has trouble staying loyal. And often ends up going to see former partners when in a relationship.
Swan
• Is not really one for romantic relationships.
• Actively goes out of his way to repel people who might be attracted to him.
• The only reason Mercy even got him in the end was because she probably eventually saw this and understood it. After their moment on the tracks, his barriers started coming down somewhat.
• Has probably been in a lot of messy relationships.
• Is subtly affectionate in relationships when he and his partner are out. He wouldn't really be affectionate in public, aside from maybe hand holding.
Fox
• Tends to attract people quite a lot, and it's usually a lot more than he'd like.
• Is willing to pursue a relationship if he has a close relationship with the person and sees some sort of sign that the person is interested.
• Is usually more reserved/nervous than his partner in a relationship, though he's rather impulsive in his actions in private.
• Doesn't really like casual relationships; he only dates people if he could see some sort of future with them.
• He doesn't like blind dates, and probably would despise dating sites or apps.
Ajax
• Doesn't persue serious relationships at all. If he thinks a relationship is going to get serious, he ends it.
• Most of his "relationships" are just girls that he hooks up with. Like... Friends with Benefits.
• Doesn't like labels. Nor does he like being tied down to one girl.
• Has been in many casual relationships. Most of them don't last very long though.
• Often gives girls the wrong impression and breaks a lot of hearts.
Snow
• *Breathes.* Every woman in a fifty mile radius: 🏃‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️
• Is very picky about who he dates. He often dates people that he's already familiar with.
• He's not a very big flirt (the game might contradict me on this one.) and he's not really a big fan of people flirting with him or making explicit comments at/to him.
• Since he almost never asks people out, he always opts split the bill on dates. If his date "forgets" their wallet, he'll pay, but he likely won't indulge any more dates.
• Definitely likes the good girl type.
Cochise
• Has been in a couple of serious relationships.
• Tends to leave relationships in a good place, and he manages to usually keep friendships with past partners.
• Probably polyamorous.
• Has probably almost gotten married before.
• Probably always sleeps with partners on the first date.
Cowboy
• Canonically has a thing for "classy girls" and often does his best to be a gentleman in his relationships.
• Attracts a reasonable amount of people but is probably too dense to understand when they're flirting with him.
• Definitely has The One That Got Away. 🤭
• Doesn't like arguments with his partner. If he feels like they're in a flammable mood, he'll actively not engage it.
• Takes relationships ending very hard even if he's breaking it off. Always leaves a piece of himself for his past significant others.
Vermin
• Takes break-ups very well even if he's very infatuated with the person, sometimes annoys spiteful partners with this.
• He doesn't like serious relationships much, but he doesn't leave if he starts to notice it getting serious.
• Probably the type to do on and off relationships.
• Refuses to go all out for a date until his partner specifically requests it after a few dates.
• Will absolutely cheat on his significant other if he has proof that they cheated on him first.
Rembrandt
• Seems like he's probably incredibly tentative about relationships.
• He'll often date girls to make it seem like he's straight, but she'll usually find out that he's not interested pretty quickly. (Kinda want to make an OC or a fic now)
• Often gets taken advantage of on dates, has been stood up on multiple occasions.
• Doesn't pursue too many relationships, but will have a difficult time saying no if asked out.
• Likes to paint pictures of his partners for practice.
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