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WEIRD THING ON SALE

30 CENTS!

>SO well behaved

>doesn't bite

>doesn't stab >normal soul

>very nice

>good with kids

FREE DELIVERY

I DON'T WANT IT

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Killer: where are my markings, Creator?

Creator: i forgot them

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Pspspsps

Pspsps killer

Pspsps cmere

Killer: not today

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i think im lost

Killer: jump in the water and i can give you directions to where you need to go this is a totally legit way of conveying information c'mere c'mere c'mere pspspspspspspsps

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Mermaid killer looks like he would go pspsps at me

Killer: PSPSPS

Killer: PSPSPS

Killer: damn

Killer: maybe

Killer: PSPSPS, C'MERE

Killer: damn :[

Killer: why is this dock so high i regret. everything

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Can I give the Mer's little bows ? 🎀

Dust: 10/10 looks grumpy but was compliant with having bows put on him. only glared once when his scales got pinched

Killer: 7/10 enthusiastic to have bows put on. points docked for not sitting still and also biting my hand

Horror: 0/10 threatened to drown me if i tried to put bows on him

Main Timeline

Nightmare lives by the ocean and visits Killer occasionally

all four mer chose to stick together

Aquarium Timeline (inspired by Tilikum)

Nightmare works at the aquarium. He talks to the four through the glass of their (separate) enclosures sometimes, usually to vent or talk about his day since he doesn't have any friends.  If you (guest or employee) accidentally drop things in their tanks, you're not getting it back. Ever.

The Trio are there for killing humans; Killer and Horror are there as a substitution for being killed (the "standard procedure" for their species), but Dust is there because they haven't observed this behaviour before in Eel Mer. Cross's lore/personality is unmade (for now)

Nightmare's outfit; wetsuit/jacket

Mentioned fic 'Tilikum' by @llamagoddessofficial , fic found here (it's so well written, definitely check it out! trigger warnings in the fic tags are violence, drowning, murder, abuse, generally stuff resulting from keeping sentient beings in an aquarium.)

as an apology/appeasement for tagging llama in a random bad sanses post (fanart of a Tilikum scene)

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GIVE US MORE CAT KILLER

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Sans: *i'm sand

Sans: *sand undertale

Frisk: would

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A lil doodle of the boys as rats from @thebad-lydrawn-sanses

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Chara, Narrating: he got stuck up there stupid idiot

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Cat and rat crossover?

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Killer's/Horror's Species (Homo Venator Carcharodon // Human Hunter Shark)

  Upper Half: cartilage and muscle, mostly

  Mouth: large mouth full of very sharp teeth (lined in red for easy viewing)

  Caudal (Tail) Fin: vertical

  Top Fins: dorsal fins (2)

  Side Fins: pectoral fins (4)

  Bottom Fin: anal fin (1)

  Variation 1: stops growing once an adult

  Variation 2: continues growing once an adult

  Both: grow from birth like sharks

  Both: ages only slightly faster than humans

  Diet: evolved to primarily eat humans (can digest other things)

  Extra Notes: no swim bladders, no gills

Dust/Cross's Species (Tristis Apparentia Anguilliformes // Sad-Looking Eel)

  everything is covered in mucus

  Below Upper Body: stomach

  dorsal fin (1)

  anal fin (1)

  Hair: oddly shaped fin (mimics hair)

  Mouth: eel teefers

  Face and Hands: fine motor controls

  Face: every facial expressions is purposeful/voluntary except for the pupil direction

  Eyes: rolled back eyes are the default

  False Thumbs: dewclaws, not thumbs

  Hunting: grab food and shove into mouth

  Woman 1: it- it looks human??

  Woman 2: WHY DO YOU HAVE A FACE, SIR? CEASE

  Eel: <- mermaid ancestor

  Evolution: eels split into anti-social and humanoid due to humans

Main/Stereotypical/Common Mermaid (Homo Venator Bivalvia // Human Hunter Clam)

  a beautiful, conventionally attractive HOLY SHIT

  Stem of Lure: grabs shit

  Body: clam creature

  Body: clam with teeth

  after hatching

  maturity (will never stop growing)

  Lure: <- stagnant face, but eyes latch onto movement (if the clam is big enough it'll eat the whole ship)

  live pirate reaction

Pirate 2: TELL HER TO GO AWAY

Pirate 1: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I'M NOT A MERM-

Killer: HOW ARE YOU EATING THROUGH YOUR UPPER MOUTH THAT IS ILLEGAL

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Does MerKiller like cool and shiny thingamabobs? I have plenty of cool and shiny thingamabobs and he can have them all.

Also, how are Dust and Horror in the Mer AU? :0 They can also have thingamabobs. As a treat.

Killer: oooo

Thing Horror Is Eating: very big burger

Nightmare In Killer's Imagination: pat pat

Killer In Nightmare's Imagination: chomp

Bonus Comic: also

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This is just a reminder that Fresh hates his actual birthday which will be tomorrow-

Banner: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRESH

Error: what if-

Geno: CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS OVER WITH

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Wow first we shifted focus to a flash then we a cat au a rat au and now a mercreature this blog is all over the place not im complaining because i do really love those aus you come up with

Creator: got motivation?

Brain: draw cat

Creator: aight

Brain: nvm draw something else

Creator: rodents.

Brain: mermaid au.

Creator: ok

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i'll gladly jump in the water to see totally human killer.

here i go.

Killer: land creature.. small land creature.

Killer: i wonder what species you are?