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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 9 months

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Just waiting on that next round of manic energy so I can actually get things done and stop living in squalor

#not turtles #dishes to throw away #ive got an oven to clean #clothes to put away #hobbies to do #a bathroom to scrub 😭#a floor to hoover and mop #dont even get me started on the dusting #and BOXES BLOODY BOXES #theres enough cardboard here to make a castle fort #which tbf if I had the manic energy Id be rather tempted to do

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thekingofspin · 8 months

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I'm watching hazbin hotel now after telling myself for weeks that I would not watch that show.

problem is I can't get through a full episode without clicking off because I keep telling myself I won't do it (even though it's good??)

it's like having the internalised homophobia of a guy in the 1950s but I'm already fucking the postman

#its so good though and i need to get over this avoidence and fast because im just ruining my own enjoyment #i loved helluva boss so why should i refuse to watch this??#and also the songs are so good #loser baby #hells greatest dad #and you didnt know #chefs kiss #AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HUSKERDUST #ITS SO CUTE #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #huskerdust #hazbin husker #vivziepop #helluva boss

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no27-autonation-honda · 4 months

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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

#kazoo noises #charles leclerc #cl16 #monaco gp 2024 #zoomies posting #sports posting #like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work #weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town #because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough #for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson #(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL #BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared #(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand #gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and #there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are #gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker #(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have #him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born #maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner #sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives #gets to me #anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week

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sparrow-ceiling · 8 months

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why is nobody talking about how sick the battle outfits were

#hazbin hotel #hazbinposting #like vaggie and charlie especially????#and dont even get me started on sir pentious he was looking SNAZZY #ugh and cherri dudeee #and then angel dust callback to his mobster design?#im so ill over this show

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grrzitoz · 4 days

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sorry this is random !! ignore

unpopular opinion :

THE HAZBIN HOTEL PILOT EPISODE IS BETTER THAN THE ACTUALLY SERIES !! even the music was better like addict

#hazbin hotel #hazbin pilot #they ruined the characters especially alastor with their shitty humor #alastor was scarier in the pilot now he's just a joke #though I kinda like adam #I STILL LOVE SIR PENTIOUS <333 #DONT even get me started on angel dust and cherry bomb..#anyways bye

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triglycercule · 14 days

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i am severely upset at the sexyman polls for this year. yeah its absolutely because im biased and not a single one of the mtt won. but killer vs error is still going on you say!!! NO,,,,, killer's lost,,,,, its 70 error 30 killerISH so yeah,,,,, none of the mtt MADE!!!! IT!!!! and with the boom in killer content these past few months i wasSO FUCKING SURE that he'd like AT LEAST get higher up. nope. because of ERROR. listen i like him. he was my og bias when i first joined this fandom. i was an error fanatic. but bro,,,,, bro,,,,,,,,, killer,,,,, lost,,,,,, AND FUCKING HORROR AND DUST LOST TOO!!!! LIKE WHAY. WHAT. PUTTING HORROT AGAINST ERROR AND DUST AGAINST CROSS!!!! THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH THE TWO GUYS THAT (1/2 of them) WON LAAT YEAR!!!! OF COURSE THEYRE GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MTT!!!!! this is very upseting im really sad imMAD. but no point in being a sore loser.... mtt won in my HEART 🧡

dust laughing at both horror and killer for getting the shit beaten out of them by error and then they bring up the fact that he lost to CROSS. this is the second time someone in the mtt lost to cross (theyre all making out in the loser's room) (mtt poly real btw)

#sexyman polls but instead its all just mtt and peoples' aus and varients #i COULD NOT be able to vote. it would be hell for me WHO WOULD I CHOOSE #i CAN'T choose dude i literally wouldn't be able to at all #do i vote for og mtt my pookies??? or jk mtt my besties???? or mst my children????? WHO DO I VOTE FOR #i think i would be biased to the murder swap trio. i haven't mad any content for them at all but like #i spent my TIME and EFFORT into them. and they are cool ngl i really like their concepts #too bad swapinverse isnt seeing the light of day until goddamn 2026 or something because i cant be bothered to make content of it #oops! savior mania paranoia you guys are JUST FOR ME. just me only! nobody else gets to see you guys #or literally anyone else in swapinverse.... i love swapinverse.#they need to make the tag limit like 60 or something i have too many thoughts #quite a few too many times on my posts have i hit the limit and then had to choose #my tags trembling in fear as i pick and choose which to delete in order to make space for the fandom tags #tricule rant #i still have more tags time toRAMBLE!!! i love the idea of dust and horror having opposite ish souls #like dust's soul is PACKED with magic. like crackling and sparking and glowing purple with just how much he has in there bc of his LV stuff #i dont believe in the idea that dust suffers physically from LV or whatever because like. when has that EVER happened #its a cool idea though and i get to pick and choose which headcanons i believe in as god of these fictional characters and creations #anyways OBVIOUSLY horror's soul is dim and shriveled and looks like a fucking dead leaf. because lack of food lack of magic #even though he very clearly DOES have a lot of magic and shows it multiple times in horrortale.....#ok triglycercule you keep contradicting yourself. stop it. BUT THERES TOO MANY MTT HCS OUT THERE!!! AND SOME OF THIS IS CANON!!!!!#god the mttverse is gonna kill me one day too many interpretations TOO MANY CHOICES #anyways i just like that soul idea bc of the contrast. dust too much magic horror not enough. horrordust real #and then killer pulls up with his yn main character ass unique soul with stages #the GET OUT sound effect plays. anyways they all love eachothers souls and unique differences in them #everyday im reminded of the fact that killer is a little. just an EENSY bit more of a special character that horror or dust #he has too much shit going on someone assassinate him. preferably two fellas with names starting with H and D alternatively M #i love coming up with various sayings to kill/shut myself up. someone sedate me #i just remembered this dream where i say to my friend i hope ___ gets into a sticky situation #and then ___ goes into a bathroom comes out and then someone else says ___ WHY ARE YOU ALL STICKY #it was so funny i laughed myself awake. it was SO funny. i saw this person in school today

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barbieyaga · 4 months

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NOTHING has me more jealous more envious just so wishing dreaming wanting then seeing a video of a nicely decorated FINISHED house,, like I love my house and I love all the furniture and decorations me and my mum and accumulated over the years but I've never lived in a finished house just constant everything's being renovated and built over the course of my whole life so little things like finished flat and clean walls are really what make me drool like bitch,,, I want finished walls that I can actually paint and carpet that fits my room and isn't a cut out shape and floorboards that arnt a splinter hazard I want a nice finished clean house 😭😭😭😭😭

#and dont even get me started on every surface being cluttered with tools and plans and little screws sitting everywhere #and plaster dust that just does not want to be vacuumed up oh jeez

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ankhisms · 4 months

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Give it up for the dust bowl.... TWO!

#dont even get me started on the problems that are arising from the way the usa agriculture industry plants #a monoculture of crops and overtills destroying the soil structure. thats literally why were having dust storms rn #from the dust of the overtilled crop fields

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bonestrouslingbones · 6 months

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btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

#dont click see all on the tags i accidentally went insane over woodworking Its Not Worth it #god that class was such a mess. it took so long bc we couldn't all go to the shop unless everybody passed the safety test #and. well i'm pretty sure only i and like 3 other kids actually wanted to be there . im still a bit angry about it yeah #i wanted to build a table for my mom for mother's day and didn't finish it til JUNE and then it fell APAAARRTTTTTTTT!!!!! but its FINE #I WAS GRADUATING LIKE A WEEK AFTER BUILDING THAT TABLE BUT ITS ///FINEEEEEE////#THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh #the only thing you can call a guard on a bandsaw is the lil 2" radius circle printed around where the blade goes through the table #if you put your fingers inside of that circle they will be Swiftly Removed #i am more comfortable with that fucking thing than a hand drill #however drill presses are fine. kinda fun actually #walnut smells really good when it's being ripped but the dust gets fucking everywhere somehow even more than white oak #that was my last class of the day that semester and i would constantly go home with my black clothes having turned brown #and i'll say. most fulfilling class i've ever taken to be completely honest #ik i am not attending a trade school but WHYYYYYY DOESNT MY UNIVERSITY OFFER WOODWORKING AAAAGGG #WHAT IF I DROP OUT TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBER GUYS THAT MAKES TABLES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME HUH. WAHT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE 32 TABLETOPS OUT OF MINIMALLY TRIMMED SLABS AND EPOXY THAT ALL SOMEHOW LOOK BORING. WHAT IF I MAKE BANK ON THAT #ITS! BETTER!! THAN ALL THESE ESSAYS!!!!!!!!!#ahegm sorry folks. what i meant to say is that whenever ebony looks like he's creaming himself over furniture that's me talking through him #all that being said if i ever have to look at autocad ever again i will start huffing the polyurethane

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mechawolfie · 1 year

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so glad ppl like my angel lady I love her too. here is a quick doodle of her in a more modern outfit bc the og was made before we got to see raph 😭

#smudgy.png #obey me #obey me oc #om oc #oc posting #ive started so many pics already i probably shouldnt line & color this..... however #listne i just. love her so much u dotn understand #i dont even have much abt her character i just rly like her design & vibe sfdhfbsbc #in the human world shed wear such pretty dresses #shed be all abt frills & puffs & bright colors #cute prints w summer/spring motifs #like kind of a retro vibe maybe a bit ms frizzle #i think shed be a summer person but definitely appreciates the fact that the human realm isnt constantly sunshine like the cr #probably likes the devildom for the same reason: she likes new & different things #i imagine being chosies friend she gets sent down there occasionally to check on them (& to look for ceru whenever they go missing)#i forgot she has a partner too!! who i named ruth bc. teehee #theyre there to keep her out of trouble since shes not much for fighting if it comes to it. more uses her powers for self defense #which isnt always effective #i never got their design down.. i should get on that 🤔 (<- he cannot stop drawing ever or he turns to dust)#noelle #<- THATS HER TAG I FORGOT. naomi was another name i was considering for her 😭#hence ruth for her partner. oaughhhh

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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call me majima the way i miss makoto so fucking much <- i am talking about a hibachi restaurant near me that shut down years ago. and i miss makoto makimura

#snap chats #makoto was too good for this series now we're stuck with bitchass makoto (date) (my wife)#omg date.... i love date so much its been a while since i reminded all of you he's my wife forever #OH BUT I JUST REMEMEBRED SHE'S GONNA BE IN LAD8. ALLEGEDLY. GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE !!! IM SO EXCITED #anyways NO LISTEN TO MEEEE we had a hibachi place called makoto Because Im Starting To Realize Makoto Is The JP Equivalent To John #not even what the hell is a gender-neutral english name... w/e dont care anyway #SOOOOO good the food was AMAZING and the atmosphere was PERFECT and i loved going there just to be alone or for my bday..#gen the best place ever the only hype-worthy place where i live and it shut down due to covid and i havent been the same since :((((#anyway this is the only time ill relate to majima..... i understand you now i miss her every day of my life.....#covid took everything from me <- restaurants i actually like because i live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere #we used to have this like. car-themed restaurant that sold THE BEST wings ever oh my ffffUCKING god #ill never get over their KBBQ-dusted wings... literal heaven i wouldve been a wing addict had the place not shutdown..

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tonyglowheart · 7 months

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evil.... why must I daily combat the universe's tendency towards decay........

#what I wouldn't give for real life Prestidigitation .......#where does all this fucking dust come from. and why does it never end #and dont even get me started on hair #hello are you guys multiplying when you hit the floor. how are you guys endless too

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snekdood · 10 months

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anyways tired of this mean spirited ass website