#dont go to this DQ

[dandyshucks]

i literally have a counseling appt tomorrow and I need to Lock In for it for various reasons but im going to be plagued by thoughts of this mfer now 😭😭😭 i was playing a game that requires a lot of focus and attention w a couple friends tonight and i was NAWT pulling my weight bc i literally could not stop thinking of this little freak DBDHDJDKL I'M DONE FORRRR IT IS SO OVER FOR ME YALL 😭😭😭

[robotsafari]

this has to be a metaphor. for something

[todayisafridaynight]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRICELESS IS SO GOOD RIGHT... LOVE THE ENDING FOR THAT... and very much anticipating First Penguin's... which I am DETERMINED to continued today... I feel bad for falling behind because I ended up binging a whole anime yesterday since the secondary protagonist was based on Tsutsumi and lost track of Fucking Everything 😭😭😭he is so cute though😚

OH BUT YEAH I played DQXI's demo [the first ten hours of the game or so]... yeaaahhhh... definitely that kind of game for me too... but I hope whenever you get back to it you have a good time! I may not know a thing about Metroid but I am also happy to hear it was an enjoyable experience overall :] I enjoy the tag rambles very much :]

REGARDLESS... EPIC... I HOPE YOU ENJOY SP... OR AT THE VERY LEAST I HOPE YOU CAN STICK WITH IT UNTIL IT BECOMES ENJOYABLE...

AND YOU'RE JUST NOT GOING TO DROP THE TITLE so mean telling me about all these interesting things to watch and not sharin the title (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

TEN HOURS FOR THE DEMO ??? long as hell demo... OH BUT NO i love the games a lot !! ive followed the series for a while since. i do have that dragon ball/toriyama fanatic in me unfortunately even if i dont like toriyama himself ☠️☠️ i only really got to actually start one of the games last year when my bro got DQXI for me and ive been loving it so far (*￣▽￣*)ミ|Ю

i've BEEN enjoying it so far !! i'm just about to start episode four tho i AM gonna lose my mind if this hospital arc goes on one more episode bro this half the series already ☠️

[edgelite]

seth and shinsuke having a trilogy that ends with a no dq / weapons match i fink i deserve it

[3amsoda]

Thoughts on DQ3 recent remake? Or do you prefer the SNES remake, or even the original on the NES? Also, hope you could draw thief too, she's always under-appreciated in that game. I still love your art!

snes version is the only one i played to completion and its definitely my fave, my mage drawing was of the nes version though cause i like that one toriyama drawing of her (and all the famicom dq art he did)

remake seems cool but im not really big on hd2d graphics i dont like how they look a lot of the time, also i think some of the mechanical changes kind of go against the charm of the original job system i dont think warriors need their own rebranded spells its fine for them to be the basic attack bots that are good at consistent damage but expensive to gear up while the magic users have more options and more damage but have to spend resources and dont require expensive gear. i think that kinda stuff gets lost on newer rpgs where martial classes need to to everything a mage can do for some reason, ive spoken about this before with people and they call it dnd 4e disease

but ya i like the thief design a lot im definitely gonna draw her some day! i also didn't appreciate her when I played lol I optimized the hell out of my party but the design is really good.

[listofwhyyouloveher]

Can I hc’s for the greasers with a so who’s a boxer?

Summary: greaser boys with a boxer so hc!

Warnings: none

Author's Note: dont know much abt boxing so sorry </3

JOHNNY CADE

Hes kinda terrified of you lwky

Very very shy, will NOT make the first move

Ponyboy will have to slip up abt his crush for him to actually admit it

Everytime socs pick on him you either beat them to a pulp then or later.

Everyone knows not to fuck w him cuz they’d have to fuck w u

PONYBOY CURTIS

Only started talking to you because of your boxing

Yeah he thought you were cute but soda dared him to go ask you to help him fight 

You actually did tho and kinda scared him shitless because he was like WTFFF

Safe to say those socs never bothered him again

SODAPOP CURTIS

he was hanging around bucks with pony when a whole crowd started to form

He, obviously, went to check it out and saw you fighting a man twice your size

When you came out of the makeshift ring with some small cuts a bruises he immediately offered to help you clean up

Gave you his clean shirt hoping you'd come find him to return it to him

STEVE RANDLE

Saw you getting jumped from outside the DX and he ran over with power tools fully ready to kick some ass

You were just standing over them and like looking around for witnesses

He was literally inviting you inside being like “that mustve been so hard!! Let me get you a drink!!”

Asks you to walk him home because hes ‘scared’ (js wants to talk to you more)

TWO-BIT MATTHEWS

Was js goofing around with Steve when he saw you

Jaw dropped when he saw ur beefy arms 

Lwky he was drooling

Steve pushed him into you and he nearly fangirl screamed when you caught him

DALLAS WINSTON

Let's be real he 100% tried to fight you or scare you in some way

It definitely ended in you winning or a tie because he got tired

Because of that he always asks your permission to do something because he lost his authority over people

Like “let's go to the DQ, wanna go to the DQ??”

Will try to fight for you when people are acting up

DARREL CURTIS

He's not scared of you, rather, he's just really happy to find someone who is his equal in strength 

Lwky expects you to come help him run his little daycare of ponyboy +soda because of how rowdy they can get and how scared they are of you

Even though you might be hella good at it, don't ever expect to fight when ur around Darry

He's 100% doing it for you and walking away victorious

[kleine-joost]

im gonna be honest i had a sigh of relief when i read joost's post like it would be such a stressful process and like he's kind of already accomplished so much even with the dq i dont think going back would have been the right move

[alittlebitofloveliness]

Dairy Queen Ordering Hacks

Not my usual content but consider this a gift for those of you who love ice cream!

Anytime you order 'extra' anything in a blizzard you get ONE scoop of whatever you're paying extra for, (for context a standard small blizzard has two scoops of candy, a medium has three, and a large has four). SO if you want skor and oreo in a blizzard, but you want more oreo than skor, order an oreo blizzard with extra skor. If you want more skor, order a skor blizzard with extra oreo.

2. Peanut butter milkshakes are a thing and vastly underrated. that said, even if a milkshake flavour doesn't appear to be listed as long as you're not adding candy pieces (because they sometimes break milkshake cups) we'll probably make it. I've had people add brownie batter to shakes as well as the peach cobbler from the peach cobbler blizzard. if you're one of the people who likes the cotton candy flavouring (which is gross and looks like pepto bismol btw) you could probably add that too and get a cotton candy shake (though i've never personally made this)

3. Dairy queen locations should all have at least one pump of chocolate soft serve because we use it for chocolate shakes and the choco brownie extreme blizzard. That said, it's runnier than the vanilla soft serve (idk why but it ALWAYS is) and your local DQ staff HATE when you make us put it on a cone and dont even get me STARTED on dipping chocolate soft serve cones. IF YOU MAKE US DIP A CHOCOLATE SOFT SERVE CONE WE HATE YOU! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE COMING THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH!

4. That said, anything made with the vanilla soft serve (which is literally everything except the two items mentioned above) can substitute chocolate soft serve instead at no extra cost

5. If you ask for an empty cup or an extra dip we HAVE to charge you. Idk why, and imo it's stupid, but yeah, an extra sweet and sour sauce or small blizzard cup to tip your melty cone into will cost you

6. The biggest difference between medium and large cones is literally just the cone. The amount of ice cream they have is pretty much the same (give or take.)

7. If you are the type of person to order an auxiliary hamburger with your meal, or just want a small meal/snack, order the two for $6 hamburgers from the two for six menu. Ordering just one costs about $5.50, so you might as well order the two for six. Save one for later if you really have to. (ALSO if you ask for just a cheezeburger and the cashier asks "oh, so the number 9' say NO and specify it's the two for six. It's a different button the register and the other one WILL cost you more.)

8. Skor, smartie, and choco brownie extreme blizzards often end up way runnier than most others because the chocolate soft serve is already runny before we blend it or because their isn't a lot of big candy to help the ice cream keep it's shape. These blizzards are the MOST annoying for us to tip upside down because they're the most likely to fall out- and we do HAVE to tip them, unless t=you tell us not to worry about it so mayyybe if you wanna make someone's day easier tell them not to worry about tipping it, especially if you can see the ice cream is a little runny.

9. All chicken strip baskets come with fries (or another side if you choose to upgrade) but the only thing thats added when you make it a combo is a drink. It's cheaper to just get the basket with no drink.

10. If you like dipped cones, chocolate and churro are the way to go. All cone dips separate into oil and the rest of the components, and we need to stir them pretty vigorously anytime we dip a cone. The butterscotch and confetti dips have SO much more oil than the other types, the butterscotch doesn't stick to the ice cream properly, and the confetti dip smells HORRIBLE and is difficult to stir together. You're better off just ordering a sprinkle dipped cone rather than the confetti dipped.

11. If you order a dipped cone, ask for it to be double dipped. It doesn't cost extra and you'll get a better coating of chocolate

12. Get the DQ app if you go even semi regularly. Some of the deals you can get are astounding. I get a lot of people coming in to get free blizzards with coupons off the app and at least two people who have got large blizzard cakes (that usually cost around $45) for free because they have so many points from the app. Seriously, do it. It's worth it.

13. You can order a root beer float. The floats are advertised with the slushie mixes but you can get a root beer or a pepsi or even a 7Up float just as easily as long as you ask, and though I’ve never tried one they look amazing.

[melkyt]

One Piece Au - Chance Meetings

Doffy and Rosi wandering outside the holy-land. Doffy tried and failed to get back home even after killing his father. Rosi dissociating from the situation as he is dragged along by his older brother.

Doffy refusing to leave Rosi no matter what, even if he needs to carry him. Though that would be difficult to find a way in, there are guards everywhere and Doffy gets that nobody is listening to him, and he doesnt want to get all shot up again.

They circle a few times, until Rosi collapses, from exhaustion and hunger.

Doffy clicks his tongue, annoyed that his brother isn't talking even when he's hungry. The old Rosi would have spoken up already. Doffy digging through his pockets. He stole some money, but they already used it all. "I can't get us food right now. We gonna get back home, and we'll have all out old stuff! Just a little longer. " he tries to pull Rosi to his feet, but it's usless, the boy stays on the ground. Doffy is trying to lift him, but he is in no better shape. He gave all the food to Rosi. His stomach rumbles. "Dammit"

He slumps on the ground. "Im hungry too, why do we gotta deal with all this dumb stuff, im a celestial dragon!"

"You are? Is it always this boring being one?"

Neither noticed the boy looking down at them from a bulding nearby. He has red hair, freckles and a strawhat. "Whats the big deal about being one?"

"Eh, dont you fucking know anything?" Doffy snaps, taking in the redhead. "I am a god and you should respect me!"

"Dirty clothes for a 'god'" The boy snorts. "im Shanks, got told im a dragon too by these weird white cloaked people, but i dont get it"

"I never seen you around" Doffy crosses his arms.

"Im new" He shrugs. "Apple?"

"Dont need your dam charity" Doffy blushes as his stomach says otherwise.

Shanks chuckles. "Here." He throws the bag. It lands at Rosi's feet, apples spilling out. "So far, it's been boring. Im gonna go back to my pop's ship, wanna come?" Shanks nods towards the ocean. "We got food, and its more fun than this boring place." He shrugs again. "So im sneaking out and going home"

Doffy looks at the closed gates, then at his malnourished little brother then back at Shanks. Its obvious there is nothing left for him here but a likely death.

Rosi takes one of the apples, nibbling. It is the first time since their parents died that he ate anything without Doffy forcing him, or having to feed him what little liquid food he could find.

He reluctantly agrees on that fact alone, and that is how the DQ brothers end up joining Rogers crew xd.

[niyalationz]

what in the mother FAWK was bad blood 😭😭

Ok #rant ahead sorru guysies..

(Assuming kayfabe here guys ok ? Ok!)

Wtaf. Wtf. Wtaf. Wtf. Wtaf. Wtf. Wtaf.

1. even if i dont like liv, it's like theyr purposely trying to make her look weak. her whole reign has been about running away and cheating; idgaf if shes a heel. She still needs to PROVE she deserves the title.

2. i hate how this entire feud is all about dominik. Like doesnt rhea have a new man ?? Gtfo.. and the announcers constantly pushing this narrative that rhea still loves him the ENTIRE match was genuinely so annoying like stfu stfd and do ur job ho 😭😭

3. as a huuuuggee rhea fan, i wouldn't of even cared if liv won the match. Because there was nobody to get involved and cost rhea to lose, she was guaranteed to win in a way that would show everyone she can hold her own against anyone and deserves to have that title. She managed perfectly fine without TJD on her side before, so why can't she now?

4. o ya, raquel def fucked the match up. She came in to early, caused the DQ, and still tried to save it. Also, it was so anticlimactic how she came in. She should of had her theme song playing and she should of came out AFTER rhea was hitting dom.

5. this match was so obviously scripted it hurt like wtafff. I know i said 'assuming kayfabe' up there but cmon now. I will NEVER understand why rhea didnt just pin liv right then and there and maybe beat up dominik after. Even if raquel came out after she had pinned liv and beat her up, Rhea would still have the title and at the end of the day that's all that matters.

6. can we pls talk abt jhea? the writers started this like a year ago and are just now adding onto it bcz of the betrayal , but they've already ruined it before it even started. zero interactions two shows in a row (which i do understand the first one,, i wouldnt want my son to watch me wrestling + flirting with another woman that isnt his mother), but BFFR. Not even a behind the scenes of them talking? All we've gotten is them posting stories of one another. Come AWN neow HHH !☠️

7. okay so now were breaking up the terror twins. 💀 idk if triple H is trying to make Liv look weak or just ruin rhea's entire career. these bookings and plot line is ass and they did this w sasha banks tew. Look where she at now 🤷🏽‍♀️ anywayyy,, i dont get WHY they would break them up either. It also sort of ruins damians character and their bond w eachother that wwe has built up for years + the irl bond they have. Damian has sacrificed his own body to protect her, and now he got one win and all of a sudden he needs to go solo and leave a broken up rhea behind? NAW. He would not dew that. If u told last week Damian abt ts he'd slap u silly and knock the mario coins outta u.

8. i lowk stopped watching after that roman and cody match bcz i didnt care to see the rest so idk what all happened after that, so spare me guyss...

9. honestly,, jimmy coming back made me happy as a mf. Holdon let me show yall

10. Do i gaf thats not they names.. nooo not rlly lol haha anwyays

11. am i happy that my baby daddy roman won? Hell ya!

12. am i even happier that he came back for cody? HELLLLL YEEEEAHHHHHHH

13. am i confused at the rock comin back and not saying shit? ..yes

14. but anyways thats js my take on the situation. Maybe it's tew much yapping and not alot of sense behind these words, maybe it's just me seeing the drew vs punk first and expecting SO much more. I was expecting like rhea 2 go dummy crazy on Liv likkke. I wanted to see Rhea 'the bloody eradicator' ripley beatin ho's ass! But anyways i guess not 😭😭

15. i guess this isnt the end of the feud? Idk.. adding raquel into beef that should of just been rhea vs liv was a dumb ass move idc !

16. bye yall 😛

[m0ssycobblestone]

Thinking about a Trigun au I made a while back that is super self indulgent with a side of projection /pos

I called it the Stale Donuts AU after the donuts I would sometimes get from H-E-B as a kid that, as far as I can remember, were always vaguely stale.

It is at its core, a modern AU–Cryptid Vash–Vashwood story hybrid hodgepodge thing that was also!!! Very much inspired by multiple fics I had either read or was reading at the time!!! And of course full of yummy delicious self indulgence and self projection with bits of me spread throughout like the stale donuts thing!!! Yippee!!!!!!

On to the bits and bops of the au itself in a very rambling way (I'm sorry):

Wolfwood is Mexican American and the main pov of the thing. He lives in an apartment with Livio, who's going to the local college (go girl go, get that higher education ✨). Wolfwood drives a motorcycle because why wouldn't he BUT he ALSO owns a motorcycle place where you can get shit repaired and customized an shit like that (I don't know vehicle things ITS A COOL IDEA I DONT KNOW IF ITS ACCURATE). Meryl also probably works there with him, because in my mind I can't for the life of me separate the thought of Meryl and driving things probably because I watched Stampede first but that's besides the point—we're ignoring that. Livio, Wolfwood, Meryl, and Milly were all friends in highschool (maybe they were in a shitty band?? That's a thought for a different day) and stayed friends into their adult lives (they all care about each other so much guys). ALSO this whole thing takes place in Texas, so AT SOME POINT one of them worked at Whataburger and one of them worked at a DQ I don't know WHO WAS WHERE but at LEAST ONE OF THEM I SWEAR.

Anyways

On his way to the motorcycle shop, Wolfwood passes the H-E-B and has to drive over a short bridge. Guess where he finds Vash.

One day he's coming home from work, and as he's crossing over the bridge he suddenly stops because JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING. Illuminated by the motorcycle headlights, a large, feathered...something startles and crawls over the edge with a sound of pain, leaving behind a trail of blood. Yippee!! Vash makes an appearance!! Of course Wolfwood's freaked the fuck out by the bleeding thing under the bridge, yet for some reason he follows it anyway (I haven't really thought of anything except hey that thing looked kinda hurt and Melanie raised him with compassion ig so)(and I love stupid men). He sees that this giant bird is 100% actually kinda injured (imagine getting hit by a car) and manages to calm it down enough to help it out at least a little, but he's also kinda on his way home and can only see with a flashlight, so there's not much he can do. He does toss it a snack he found hidden in his jacket tho. After that whole cryptid nonsense, Wolfwood stops at H-E-B! (YIPPEEE!!) Livio sends him a text. "You should totally get me a donut from the bakery"

"Still can't believe you actually like those" he sends back, still getting a plain glazed for himself. He offhandedly wonders if the bird thing would like donuts.

The next morning, now armed with a first aid kit, he buys a donut and stops at the bridge, hoping the creature from before is still there. Oh hey look, the creature from before! Now that it's daytime, Wolfwood can clearly see that yeah, that thing is definitely hurt. He says hi, and the creature seems to recognize him from the night before, but still won't let him get close enough to fully see anything other than feathers and old scars. Donut time!! The perfect distraction!!! I don't know what kind of injuries Vash has, but whatever it is Wolfwood manages to patch it up at least a little bit while he's munching on the donut. I like to imagine he's at least a little bit good at caring for animals (specifically birds) because Tristamp Wolfwood taking care of Thoma chicks makes me ill (/pos) so uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh chickens. And maybe like, a cockatiel for fun. Miss Melanie had chickens and a cockatiel that the kids would help take care of. It ends up becoming a routine where Wolfwood stops at the bridge to chill with the bird cryptid every morning and evening. Eventually he ends up telling Livio, Meryl and Milly about Vash. He also very quickly figures out that Vash has human level intelligence and isn't just a giant freaky animal and Vash manages to communicate what his name is!!! Yippee!!!

In this Vash has the Big Bird™ cryptid form and a normal human one, but can't switch between them when he's injured (like being hit by a car) so it's really great that this random human guy is helping him out.

The first time Wolfwood sees Vash de-birdified is hilarious because he goes to the bridge like normal and sees feathers everywhere, no giant bird in sight, and a vaguely familiar naked blond man chilling in the middle of it all. As soon as he sees Wolfwood, his face lights up and he starts excitedly waving.

"Wolfwood!"

"Needle Noggin?!"

"Look I'm all better!!"

Plot wise, no fuckin clue where it goes from here, vibe wise fuck it we ball. All I know is hijinx ensues and it's great fun all around YIPPEEEEEEE!!!

I think that's all I got for now, might post more if I think of anything✨✨✨

[baby-xemnas]

i love what OP Gakuen did with Law and DQ brothers so much im obsessed with it

like Law's revenge quest is completely thrown out with Cora alive, he just kinda watches over Cora and helps him do whatever he wants - and what Cora wants is to save Doffy from going down the slippery slope of evil 🥺

its so great cuz that just highlights how much Cora wouldnt want Law to kill Doffy, let alone die himself in the process like bet if he was watching Law, he'd be screaming the whole time for him to stop. Yes you can stop Doffy from poisoning people en masse but dont kill him nuuuu 😭😭😭 if Cora was alive he'd be so hard for Law to deal with irt dealing with Dof LOL

But yes i love Gakuen just making Law watch from sidelines how Luffy reunites Donquixotes thru sheer "well why not, you are brothers right" and Luffy being the one to help Cora emotionally while Law is there just "gotta be careful that he doesnt trip and fall too hard" 🤣🤣🤣

i love it with every fiber of my being

[jamlabs]

HI THIS IS WUTHERING-TEMPEST'S MAIN i just gotta say I'm madly in love with your limbus/mgs character assessments and I dont think theres a single one I disagree with. Me and my sibling were mostly just joking around and not putting too much thought into it but. you. you understand it. I just wanted to say i love everything you said in the tags ok thank u i hope your day is good

OH HI!! Yeah I'm like. Notoriously obsessed with MGS LMAOOO . <- has played mgs3 9 times at this point .

Listen I love jokes. Jokes are AWESOME!!! You and your siblings joking made me sit and think about it which was a lot of fun :) I'm glad you liked my tags! Now for the craziness because. I don't stop thinking. Actually I'll put this under a read more because I didn't realize how much I was yapping. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO

If you wanted to make the winds of destruction an analogue to the La Manchaland ppl I'd probably do the following:

Mistral: Mistral is someone who was out for revenge, got it, and realized that she loves killing people, actually. She's intentionally written to be a foil to Raiden with a very similar backstory and motives... Well tbf all the winds are written to mirror and challenge Raiden but she's the most obvious with it. I'm putting Dulcinea here because while she's cold, she's pragmatic and cares deeply for her family. I could argue that she would fit in Monsoons spot, but I think Mistral has a more AOE focused kit and (again, assuming Sinclair in the role of Raiden,) her devotion to her family would be a kind of twisted mirror to what happened to Sinclair. I also don't know enough of her backstory to layer it well :(

Monsoon: he doesn't really have a good analogue amongst the bloodfiends but I do think the priest fits the best out of all of em. His unwavering devotion is a very sharp contrast to Monsoons nihilism which I find interesting! They both have an 'it is what it is' mentality though the Priests is explicitly continued with 'because Father says so', while Monsoons is 'because Nature says so.' The Priests mechanic of inflicting bleed on himself can be analogous to Monsoon splitting himself apart. Possibly. And I do think both can cause emotional damage via their various rhetorics!

Sundowner: sundowner is someone who just really likes violence but is also. A very capable leader. Barber reads as the best analogue to me since she's very obviously more unhinged than the other of the main fiends. Her status doesn't quite translate, but I do think personality and fighting style works here. (He literally uses scissor blades!)

Sam: Donqui as I've said... Her character arc pretty heavily mirrors sams with loss of self and then discovering the true self. If you're going with Sinclair as Raiden that tracks even harder because Sam only really came back to remembering his true ideals when Raiden pushed him on em. Also the obvious of being recruited directly from Armstrong and being somewhat separate from the rest of the Winds...

Armstrong: gotta be DQ Sr. Obviously Armstrong sucks but DQ Sr IS the one holding the reigns of the other bloodfiends through the familial line. He also kind of has parallels in that Armstrong is "using war as a business to end war as a business" (he talking out of his ass but that's for another post) and DQ Sr is making bloodfiends surpress themselves and be miserable to end their like. Reputation among humans. Does that track? It works in my brain. MG Excelsus is the ferris wheel.

[indirectcomedian]

hey its crow tell me about ur demon thoughts if you have any rn :3

i am mostly just thinking of her upcoming match at tna genesis and pondering on the outcome of that… im really split on how i think it should go.

on one hand, rosemary has been pretty protected all of 2024 (not personally being pinned in tna, getting a lot of attention to her story, etc). and i DO want to see rosemary have another run as knockouts champion. but i think its just too early into mashas run for that to happen. on the same hand, it would feel pretty wrong to me to have rosemary outright LOSE.

i dont know any other way for it to go, though. the match stipulation is a “clockwork orange house of fun match”, basically its gonna be a hardcore match most likely involving steel cages, tables, and other weaponry. it could be no dq, but im not sure. rosemary has been in a kind of limbo phase where her important matches end by dq or no contest due to interference (see her matches against jordynne grace in 2024), so that might be what happens in this match. im excited to see the fallout if she straight up loses, and will be happy to have rosemary as knockouts champion if she wins (though i will mourn mashas short run). im also very interested in seeing if the gluttony shard becomes more of a problem beyond being a cameo in that post turning point promo and what demon shenanigans will occur in the match itself.

[kamurocho-lullaby]

So I was planning to go through and pretty this up but I just haven't had the energy so I'm just gonna dump them here.

These are my notes from my first time watching the Yakuza movie!

I've added a cut because they're long. There's typos, they're not edited, it's literally just chaos bullet points but tadaaaah. There's also a lot of cussing, swearing, whatever u call it, so sorry.

Date is just so fuckin done with the Tokyo PD's shit I love him.

Throwing down in a Don Quixote, yes Kiryu.

WAIT IS THIS STARDUST! IS THAT FUCKIN YUYA?! IT IS AND KAZUKI TOO!

Wait who's this little shit bleeding in Kazuki's floor?

Kiryu's fight in the DQ reminds me of that gif of him fucking up a Poppo it's so good.

HOLY SHIT ITS MILENNIUM TOWER! I sure hope that doesn't explode.

HERE HE IS! Mr Tumblr Sexyman himself.

WHY ISNT HE SHIRTLESS COWARDS

I can't get over the fact Majima supposedly reads the financial times

"where's Kiryu?" "Somewhere" "not good enough" *murder*

I love the idea that Majima is at the batting cages so often it's his office. Like he absolutely painted that sign himself what a dork.

This chick is insane and wants to go robbing stores when a Yakuza war is breaking out, side story material

Date is so fuckin done literally said "not my Division"

AAAAAHHHHHH ITS HARUKA!!!!

Kiryu seems a lot colder in this movie than he is in the games idk maybe he'll warm up

Who is this cocktail making silent man I am so confused

Why is Kazuki so hot?!

THEYRE ROBBING A PORK BOWL SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

Majima and crew are goofy as fuck and I really love them literally everyone is scared of them it's fucking hilarious

HE CALLS HIS CREW KIDDIES and then ditches them to get his rocks off in a video store and the guy he beaned with a fuckin baseball in his own crew is like "ILL FOLLOE U TO THE ENDS OF THE ESRTH"

This man is goofy as fuck one second and then breaking fingers and toes to find his boyfriend the next

DUDE HES PAYING THIS KID WITH PAIN WTF I wanna be this kid wtf

Oh fuck he's got a gun, nobody should allow Majima a gun

HIS CREW KNOWS THE DEAL THEY'RE ALL HANDS UP DONT SHOOT ME BOSS I LOVE YOU

Literally the Majima fam have a "oh fuck the boss has got a gun" emergency plan

I just noticed he's wearing a studded belt omg

Kiryu needs more frown lines

OHHHH DADS MEET AGAIN

Haruka got some sass I love her

"don't be corrupting her mind" what the fuck Date he found her like that

Majima was fuckin up Pink Street why didn't he go karaoke

Lol the guy at Ebisu Pawn gives zero shits about being robbed

Kiryu, Haruka and the dog make a cute picture I love it

Fuckin Majima isn't even like looking for intel he's just wandering around shouting about Kiryu-chaaaaaaaan

Lol Kiryu gets a flip phone and it's got a charm on it omg

"over the top shit is his trademark" you don't fuckin say

LOL DATE he's just like Kiryu and Majima are up to shit it's your fuckin problem I'm out "the military won't even save your asses" omg

Don't tell me the fuckin Jingweon are here I don't wanna fuckin deal with thaaaaaaat

"Yokohama's Lau Kalong" WAIT WHAT (having learned more about 7, YES that Lau Kalong apparently the Snake Flower Triad are a bunch of assholes and they're also like everywhere)

Oh fuck this kid's been sent to kill Kyohei Jingu?! no shit of course he has

Oh fuck SERENA I didn't think we'd see that in this movie

Lol Kiryu knows the RGG way, they ain't dead until you see a body and even then cough cough Kashiwagi cough cough

Lol Haruka teaching him to use a cellphone

Majima taking a break from getting his ass kicked by Kiryu to beat up his boys is so fuckin funny

Haruka's just on the sidelines like "these fuckin dumbass boys smh"

I'm sad it's not his lacquered tanto

Yo Kiryu is fuckin merciless what?!

LOL HE JUST FUCKIN DROPPED Kiryu is so done with his dumbass boyfriend flopping on the groud

Lol all the Yakuza in Kamurocho mobilising like the fuckin Avengers

LOL the bank robbers feeding everyone in the bank is just wild I love it, still can't figure out who they are tho (they're side story material)

LOL ALL OF MAJIMAS GUYS CRAMMED IN AN AMBULACE

How is Majima MORE unhinged in this movie than he is in the games

Theatre square! Honestly the shots in this movie are actually pretty good, im surprised

The Jingweon's gun is a monstrosity why the fuck

Is that supposed to be Shimano?

Kazuki getting all intimidating with the weapons dealer do be kinda hot tho why he gotta grab him by his chin like thst

Also why does Kiryu know this guy and why does he know he's a massochist?!

LOL Kiryu protecting Haruka from the creep but like why is she there?!

Kiryu hearing all this shit about his kyoudai and he's just like... Stomping around like a mad man

Wait is Kazuki an imposter yet? (Spoiler alert, probably)

Lol these idiots cleaning up Pink Street like Majima isn't just gonna whirlwind through it again

"Don't fall for hosts, they'll get you in the end" solid advice Kiryu but are u talking from experience or? Like iirc hosts weren't a thing when u went to jail my man.

What the fuck is this dramatic military shit what who is this man?!

FUCKIN MAJIMA IN THE "BATHOUSE"

Kiryu actually trusts Majima to not go after Haruka! And he doesn't! He's actually genuinely not a bad man he's just mad as a bag of cats

Oh that whole Majima and Kiryu not killing people thing is out the window in this movie omg

"Kiryu-chan, you're so cool" Majima says through a mouthful of blood after he's been knocked fuckin cold onto his ass. This man has it so bad I love it

THE MAJIMA PEEPING AROUNF THE HALLWAY SCENE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

Fuckin Majima just pelting Kiryu in the gut with baseballs omg this movie is wild

FUCKIN HIS BAT GOT STUCK IN THE WALL OMG

Dude these guys literally kick the shit out of each other it's vicious I love it

The level of choreographed homoerotic whump in this movie

He just straight up put his foot on his ass

WHAT THE FUCK MAJIMA GET UR DICK OUT OF HIS FACE

SOMEBODY SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

KAZAMA SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

"Fuck you murder dad you shot my boyfriend"

OH THE GANGS ALL HERE ITS DATE

Wait do I get to see Nishiki?!

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NISHIKI LOOK LIKR THST

WILL EVERYONR PLEASE STOP GETTING SHOT!!!!

The fuckin Staminan X and shit in the shop that's so rad, of course Kiryu is like I'll just chug some of this shit and go fuckin kill my bro I'm fine

THE TATTOO THAT WAS A FUCKIN RAD REVEAL

Oh hey it's Zombie Majima

Who allowed a military helicopter into fuckin Kamurocho airspace that's gotta be so illegal what the fuck

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERS I love how they're just laying on the floor with the staff resigned to their shit

Nishiki put the fish away you dumb fuck

Lol Kiryu literally doesn't give a fuck about the Tojo and here's Nishiki making it all about the Tojo like bro wise up Kiryu is done with your shit

Kiryu just stone cold dead until he gets some of that Staminan that's a full triple heat gauge baby the dragon is back omg this movie is the dumbest shit I love it

The fuckin slow mo! 2007 did not deserve this movie

Top ten ways to kill your kyoudai, number 12 will jack your dad!

Wait we're not gonna get Mr "Beautiful Eyes" here are we?

Akiyama come get ur cash!!!!

Moooooom, Millennium Tower blew up again!

Y'know Date is kinda hot...

Suzuki also has no business being that hot

Fuckin Majima's dumbass batting cages sign someone better save his ass I swear to fuck

Fuckin dumbass got shot and he thinks he's got the flu lol

WHY IS THE DOG IN MILENNIUM TOWER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK KIRYU?!

Oh shit there's Kiryu oops guess he's not to blame for the dog

Question, how the fuck they gonna get down from the tower?

Oh my god okay it's done I'll clean this up later (spoiler alert, he did not clean it up later)

[sleepy-achilles]

The Scottish Warrior and The Skeleton King- Money in the bank.

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Leon rubs his head. Its his first UK PPV so yeah, he was nervous. He didn't know how the fans would react to him. He means, yeah they had a good reaction when he came back at Clash but that was because he wasn't dead and drew was clearly 100% happier.

God knows How'd they feel when he was fighting.

A fight he didn't want by the way.

It was him vs riddle vs gunther. Whilst he hated riddle, he had respect for Gunther. Enough respect that he didn't want his belt. But hunter insisted he had a match and because Leon was pretty positive about not wanting a belt, he couldn't put Leon in the money in the bank match. The fans knew Leon didn't want the belt so it wouldn't make sense. But the fans knew he had drama with riddle and that Gunther was the last person to fight his husband before he disappeared. So it worked.

Leon didn't lose or win this match so it felt pointless to him. Hunter still kept vinces tradtion of Leon never losing a match a thing. Which had Leon in a lot of dq or not being pinned situations. Which he hated. His Pa used to hate it aswell but told him it'll all work out one day.

"Hey man, you excited?" Sheamus asks approaching Leon. "I guess" Leon nods. The pair stand in silence for a little bit before sheamus speaks up. "Have you still not heard from him?"

Leon lowers his gaze. "No. I haven't." Leon mutters. Leon hasn't seen drew since he disappeared after wrestlemania. "And who's fault is that?" A new voice asks. Leon and sheamus look at Taker. "He asked for space and I am respecting that" Leon mutters. "A lesson you could learn from." He adds. "Dont push it boy" Taker warns. Leon rolls his eyes. "I swear I've seen your brother sneaking about" sheamus comments trying to change the subject. "John? No chance. He's in America filming something." Leon states. "I don't believe John's here" Taker huffs.

"Lee! Your up!" Hunter calls. "Gotta go losers" Leon smirks as he walks out. Sheamus sucks in his lips as he looks at taker. "So..." "no. Not happening." Taker mutters before walking out. "Worth a shot." Sheamus huffs deflating.

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Leon frowns as a pain shoots through his ribs. He landed awkwardly and his ribs have been hurting since. He rests his head back against the barrier as gunther gets the pin. He doesn't care, he's hurting. His eyes fall shut as he tries to control his breathing. It hurts.

Fuck riddle.

Leon doesn't even think its his fault. But, he'll blame him.

Because he can.

His heart stops as a familiar tune blasts. His eyes shoot open as the fans scream. His world stops as drew makes his way to the steps. His heart quickly races as drew smiles at him before climbing into the ring. Drews back. He looks so good. So healthy. So strong.

Leon turns his attention to Joe, the medical staff, as he kneels next to him. "Scale?" Joe asks. "10" Leon whispers, keeping his eyes on drew as drew fucks gunther up. "Jesus alright let's get you back-" "no" Leon mutters pushing away. He watches as gunther rolls out of the ring and drew flexes with the belt. Leon stumbles towards the ring, pulling himself up. He climbs onto the side of the ring as drew drops the belt, nudging it away.

Drew smiles as Leon climbs in. His smile fades as Leon stumbles over, hand pressed to his ribs. "Lee" and God damnit Leon missed that voice. Leon doesn't hesitate as he falls into drew, grabbing his face between his hands and kissing him. Drew is startled at first but quickly kisses back, carefully resting his hands on the mans hips, not knowing the full extent to his injuries.

Leon pulls back as a pain shoots up his spine. "I missed you so damn much" he growls before kissing him again. Drew chuckles in the kiss before pulling back, resting his forehead against Leon's. "Im sorry" drew whispers. "Never again. Neither of us" Leon mutters moving his hands to grab drews. "Deal" drew smiles squeezing Leon's hands. "So what's the damage?" Drew asks glancing down at Leon's body. "Just the ribs." Leon mutters.

Before either man can move a loud irrating song hits. "John" Leon growls turning towards the ramp as his big brother appears with a massive smile and a massive fan pop. Drew chuckles. "Me and him have been hiding together" drew states. "John" is all Leon can growl as his brother rushes down. "Hey loverboys" John smirks saluting at them. Drew chuckles. "Stay put. I'd love you to make some trouble with me" John smiles. "Cmon Lee...you love trouble." Drew smiles. "For who?" "Hunter." "Count me in" Leon smirks.

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Hunter was sweating. "What the fuck have your kids just done?" Hunter asks. "Wow, I've done nothing" cassie huffs. Shawn smiles as Taker wraps a arm around him. "What they do best. Cause you trouble" Taker smirks kissing shawns temple. "You wouldn't have it any other way." Shawn chuckles. "Wrestlemania in the UK...Jesus the editing we will have to do" hunter groans hiding his face as the others laugh.

--------------------------------------------------------------------Notes

Yes I changed the order of the show. Idc.

I want to edit drews return but I need storage for tomorrow night, so this will do until then.

Also short and sweet, how I like it