#dont trust me

[denjidenjiji]

I wish to be have this level of gender.

Gonna get top surgery in the future trust!!!

[smilingformoney]

Millie, help me. I need relationship advice and you're my girl. Honestly, from the love you write about in your fics, I have so much faith in you.

I started working in an office building maybe... 2 or 3 months ago? Over the first 2 months, I kept running into the building's operational manager. He will be referred to as HIM. It was always, "good morning," or "have a good weekend," and that's it. He's a pleasant man. Just a few weeks ago, my office invited HIM to have lunch with the staff for Valentine's day. I sat next to him and we got to talking. We exchanged names and chatted.

I've had the biggest crush on him ever since.

I keep seeing HIM everywhere. Literally everywhere. It's still "good morning, good afternoon," except now, I can't speak a word without falling to bits. We've chatted here and there again, mostly work, sometimes not, but he always waves to me through a glass door when he's on his way out at the end of the day and I am shattered. I work reception, so every time I see movement in the hallway, my eyes jerk to see if it's him and I've caught myself so many times and feel terribly silly.

He's somewhere in his forties, maybe fifties, and I'm 21 and I know it's a stupid crush but it kills me. Tell me thirsting over older celebs has gotten to my head. Do you have a similar experience? Please say yes. Much love, xoxoxo

Ok first of all I am 29 years old and single, my last relationship ended almost two years ago with me changing my mind about a five-year relationship three months before the wedding because he deserves someone more emotionally available and I am still not emotionally available enough for a relationship so don’t trust what I write about to be an accurate reflection of my mindset 😀

HOWEVER this isn’t relationship advice, this is crush advice and I can tell you that pursuing this man is a bad idea for several reasons:

Dating colleagues is a recipe for disaster

It’s totally normal for you to fancy an older man but if a man in his 40s/50s is interested in a 21 year old then there is something very wrong with him and you don’t want that kind of mess

He’s a manager so presumably he’s a superior to you and that is a power imbalance right there

Also is he married? If not, why is he not married at his age? sus

Like you said it’s a silly crush and it’s totally normal but it will pass! But don’t do something you’ll regret that will get you in trouble bc you’re worth more than that!!

[penelopwgarcia]

i already had some enthusiastic feedback so I'm going to disclose that I have two works on the way one is a crossover of doctor who in which the prompt I posted on wyler service and the second is a three chapter wyler fic inspired by bones and all so yes both tyler and wednesday are cannibals on this one

[mimeticpolyalloy1000]

I watched the music video "Don't Trust Me" recently...so I made it

But if anyone wants to use it as a prompt for a Connor/rk900/sixty fanfic...plzzzz do

[dudewotheck]

if any of yall see this, pls suggest prompts to me for stuff bc i cant think of shit on my own… for edits or writing or whatever … i crave inspiration …

[brutushypeman]

the people ( @gooseberry--fool) have requested (i asked if i should post my silly drawings) the publishing of my splendid works of art

SOOOO here we are !!

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

What happens when Im allowed to order food....

For 2 people.....

THIS IS $50 WORTH OF FOOD

12 ITEMS

DID I MENTION IT WAS FOR 2 PEOPLE ONLY?

[reddisteddie]

Guys, I still just really love 3OH!3.

[whatwouldbigbdo]

vecna gonna be the one in the trance if this song were to play

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

[mountainshroom]

Felt like drawing some silly cats :)

[bysaber]

also i need to speed up because writing a fic per day is making me INSANE . i end up never satisfied with the results knowing i can do better and the pressure im putting on myself??? nah

tomorrow i have nothing to do so hopefully i can write two or three and on sunday too and then i can relax a lil bit… maybe smaller fics for now unfortunately

[thebestpersonintheuniverse]

tell your boyfriend

if he says we’ve got beef

that I’m a pescatarian

and he’s a little salmon man

[emptychairinthebasement]

🎶She's an actress, but she ain't got no teeth. She likes to pop her pussy and she smells like roast beef🎶

[ilhoonftw]

the way ilhoon putting 'option like potato' in that dream concert rap stage.. put me on a couple hours long journey of reading sources on how j*panese occupation and food shortages caused a large group of people to develop dislike towards potatoes because it was a food they were forced to eat to survive