#doomteensy

[doomteensy]

then they like shadowfaerie

(ac alikuarso)

[asksprunkiestsimon]

Simon, I lost my cowbell. Do you know where it is?

-Jevin (🫐)

[ask-aftermath-jevin]

So, Jevin. How have you been doing. I know you're not my Jevin because you're not human like me, but..How have you been doing?

-Gray (🪨)

"Hello, Gray. I've been--..."

He paused. How is he doing? He'd been trying to distract himself a lot lately. It's why he started the blog to begin with. Talked with other people, especially those not from his world. Worlds where, even for a little bit, it seemed better. Even if that wasn't actually the case. But honestly..?

"... having a hard time. Don't concern yourself with me, though. How are you?"

Even when being honest, he'd rather talk about literally anyone else.

[the-kingdom-of-resolution]

Dearest Affogato Cookie, I am writing a fanfic of you having dementia and making you not wanna remember your past despite your curiosities. Also, for some reason, Earl Grey Cookie is your husband.

-Mariah [🤓🌈]

"Wh— Y'know what, my biggest concern is who on Earthbread is Earl Grey Cookie..."

"But it's good to know i'm popular enough to have books written about me!"

[soundleer]

HOW DID YOU GET THE AOKANE FONT I AINT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT-

-Mariah (🤓🌈)

HDDJBF honestly i legit had to watch the ad just to get access to it in medibang

i ain't paying for premium either but its my only choice lol

[eerie-voices-singing]

Welcome to the ask/roleplay blog for Sprunki: The Humanization, an AU made by @doomteensy, who is also the moderator !!! (@c3m3t4ryy and @kadetheradio are honorary mods). Now, here are the rules.

No NSFW, as one of the characters are a minor.

This can be ANY AU you want, not just mine, as I have 2 Human AUs: As The World Descends Into Madness (my main) and Sprunki: The Humanization (my other one)

SOME words will be censored.

Wenda is a psychopathic bitch in this.

SWEARING IS ALLOWED!!!

Most importantly, the mod goes to school, so yeah.

[doomteensy]

they want that cookie so damn bad

[doomteensy]

guys i cant wait february 12th for blind cookie jesus i wanna see pure vanilla breaking free from the corruption

[asksprunkiestsimon]

Simon, can you play my accordion? *smugs*

-Wenda (🐁)

[ he then proceeds to absolutely shred the accordion or something or whatever or maybe nothing ]

[ask-aftermath-jevin]

Jevin, what happened!?

-Mariah (🤓🌈)

"You mean the disaster? Long story, really. For a very brief summary though, my past god killed a lot of sprunki in the town I live at and now most of us are injured, traumatized, or both. If you mean something else, though, please specify."

[doomteensy]

bro couldnt do shit with white li- I MEAN DARK ENCHANTRESS and does something with the blueberry milk moves a step

from emo to light mode, beware the flashbang

[the-kingdom-of-resolution]

read it. (to affogato):

Affogato Cookie sat down in his chair, a crystallized purple alongside a gradiant of black and white. Affogato often sat in the chair, to symbolize his wanted worship and to be viewed as elegant. But, as of lately, there has been something tinkering with the old fish.

He was starting to forget more and more was weeks go on, ranging from forgetting his name to his love, Earl Grey Cookie. Earl's graceful aura and polite personality melted his cold heart. After getting married, Affogato no longer cared for desire or adornation, but to be with the love of his life. Affogato murmured to himself, "Where are they?" as he got up from his chair and looked for his glasses. Then, from a similar seductive voice as his, the man said, "I assume…you were looking for these?" as he stood at the drawer his glasses were standing on. This voice belong to none other than the man he cared for dearly: Earl Grey Cookie.

In shock, Affogato said, "Those are mine, thank you," as he kindly grabbed them from Earl's soft, brittle hand. "Also, do you know where I'm at, sir? I believe this isn't my house."

Earl sighed and told him, "Honey, you are home," when he proceed to grab his hand and give it a kiss, as he did countless times before. Affogato cleaned his glasses and put on him, shining with shades of purple. His eyes gleamed with a tint of confusion, still wondering where he was. As Earl grabbed Affogato's arms for a slow but calming walk, Affogato looked at the blue sky, wondering about something. Affogato wondered about his past, a past that was something nobody wanted to remember, but he was ever so curious about it. Earl Grey noticed his glasses becoming lopsided, reminding him to fix them. "Honey, you're glasses," he sternly told Affogato. Affogato noticed, and responded with, "My bad~" as he pushed them back up.

After becoming tired, they proceed to sit down on a bench, admiring the scenery. Affogato laid down on Earl's shoulder, his dough soft from age. Earl chuckled as he looked down at Affogato, telling him, "Ah, my dear Affo, you still have quite the fashion sense," even though he would know Affogato would have no idea what he is talking about. After looking at the gorgeous skies, they finally went back home, making slow and careful steps as they did so. As they entered their bed, Affogato refused to so, saying, "Why would I LAY in such dross if I barely know you!?" in such an arrogant way; pretty much like how Affogato would've spoken to a stranger back then.

Earl, however, showed no signs of fear, simply saying, "Fine, do it your way then. I'll sleep on the couch," so that Affogato could sleep peacefully. As he left, Earl turned back and saw Affogato slowly getting in the bed as usual, setting his glasses at the side of the drawers alongside his purple eyeshadow wiped off his eyelids. The next day, Affogato woke up, treading carefully in order to not wake up Earl. He went into the bathroom and did his make-up, putting on his purple eyeshadow. Affogato and Earl proceed to eat breakfast, all silently until Affogato told Earl, "some impolite troglodyte tried to make me sleep with him last night. Thank god you're here now!" as he got up and trodden to where Earl was, hugging him as he did so.

Affogato then noticed a journal with a bunch of photos. It were people he never met — or so did he thought. Affogato then asked Earl, "Who are these people, dear?" causing Earl to spit out his coffee. Earl replied, "N-Nothing! Nothing at all!" as he successfully seized the book and hid it away. But, his demented husband was curious, wondering what was in that old thing like it was some sort of new toy he wasn't supposed to open until Christmas. But he could't hold it in, and Earl simply screamed:

"WE WERE EVIL, AFFO." 

How do you feel about the book so far?

-Mariah [🤓🌈]

"I have to say, it's a very well written story! You don't say.. you could write a story about me finally being able to take the throne, would you~? "

//mod comment: THAT WRITING IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[punkeropercyjackson]

hello fellow ttgl fan.

Hi!!!Nice to metcha :D

[doomteensy]

when the gruzz (grandpa huzz) hit on the bluzz (blind huzz) and become heruzz (hero huzz)

Even when you’ve lost, why do you still smile?

+doodles

Milk ya might wanna seek a ✨therapist✨

[doomteensy]

pure vanilla cookie fans waking up on january 15, 2025

[sunmustrise]

@doomteensy’s requests!!