#dota cyka

[ilovewhiterussian]

“Fucking Mike Wazowski” 

! This item was renamed. Original name: “Ocula the Observer”

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Dota 2 Ward, Rare

“сука” 

Wards placed(?): 1417

Rune

Tags: Inscribed, Rare, Ward, Ward, Other, Can be exchanged, Can be sold 

[league-of-dota-reborn]

More Slavic DotA memes, anyone?

[thepricecaulfield]

Life is Strange - Gaming Session AU

A random idea about what roles the characters of Season 1 would be in a multiplayer game like DotA, LoL, HotS and others.

Max plays a tank/paladin class and protects Kate and Chloe all the time, she is willing to sacrifice herself for them. Goes into a real rampage when someone kills Chloe or Kate. Is a bit shy in the beginning but later she initiates a lot.

Chloe would stick to Max all the time in this stuff and protects her no matter what with her assassin/carry class. She gets carried away in anger when someone kills Max and has the tendency to do some stupid diving actions.

Warren would be the "I want to impress everyone with my leet skills" guy and is torn between a carry and a support-carry. But he has skills and is a decent player. Protects Chloe, Kate and Max when he is not in trouble.

Kate is the healer no matter what. If there is none she takes the hard support. And she is curious about it and takes it serious.

Nathan is the "cyka blyat" ranting rusher who dies all the time and accuses everyone to play shit. Assassin class and hard carry player for sure all the time. Dives deep and dies faster than light.

Victoria is the sniper/rogue/hard carry type and only does things when she sees her advantage and rants all the time at people how stupid they are.

Courtney has no clue and plays the common op classes without knowing how to like Taylor.

Jefferson is using a bot/hack and plays only op classes. Likes to stalk people with low health pools or weak classes.

David is the admin and observes everything and finally catches Jeffo and bans him.

Joyce plays a support class and tries to do her best and sacrifices herself most of the time.

Alyssa is the noob and dies every single time after a few seconds no matter what she plays.

Frank the tank is actually collecting buff stuff all the time and doing nothing else but farming offlane creeps and stuff. Comes out near the end of the game as a furious machine that it either unstoppable or hopeless lost because his team had no chance without him in the start.

[medadissophat-blog]

So that’s phatness for you. Me dad has been trying to make us feel like crap just cause we have fun and we don’t do no homework at night. So he was like picking on me brother, like he came into his room and took a picture and shit like that -- evil like a phatty really. And then he went on for an hour prophetising my brother’s future.

I think my brother took it quite hard, he dropped out of Dota because of my phat dad and plays WOW now.

[mycontentt]

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[dasha-aibo]

stay the fuck out of my dota games ffs, cyka :v

I don't okay vary mobas

[wheezer256]

Wouldn't be the end of the world. If it happened the work around would just be a west only internet. I won't miss the cyka blyats in dota either. via Pocket

[league-of-dota-reborn]

I think eventually I'll run the Russian DotA player joke well dry, but that won't be for a while.

[league-of-dota-reborn]

When you get a Russian carry.

[league-of-dota-reborn]

Every. Single. Game.

[league-of-dota-reborn]

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