#douchedonkey

[mellyhatchet]

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[bigskydreaming]

I actually quite like Harper Row but have been mentally resistant to working her into my headcanons too much because so much of her story is tied up in Batman and Robin Eternal and what those fuckbags over at DC decided to have Cassandra’s role in all that be, and Cass doesn’t deserve to have the purity of the friendship she formed with Harper there overshadowed by that gratuitous brainrot.

Hence, I have decided my new personal headcanon there is that Dear Old Daddy Cain, the douchedonkey himself, actually was the one responsible for that and he just lied and made Cass think it was her because like. He did that. He was a douche. He’s burning in Hell for so much shit, what’s one more.