#douglas high on life

[neon-entity]

this screenshot of Douglas reminded me of this meme by catcrumb so I knew what had to be done

[g3ask]

So if douglas is an octopus (or some alien species of cephalopod), that means he has like, no bones. So would that insinuate that bro could literally squeeze into anywhere? Like, for all we know, dude could get stuffed in a jar or squeeze under a door

he did end up getting out, but he seemed very agitated :p

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[trashfandomwriting]

Hi! Could you write poly romantic relationship headcanons for Garmantuous, Nipulon, and Douglas with a fem!human S/O please? Thank you!

Hey, thanks so much for the request! I hope this is okay! :o) -MJ

warnings: cannon typical violence/mention of weapons and death, drugs, slight possessive behavior (not yandere), fem reader intended but its vague, you/your used for reader.

-all three of them are interesting and pretty complex on their own, so all three of them with a Human? you've got yourself into a tough situation.

-given the fact that humans are generally regarded as a product and not as living things with non-monetary value, they most likely had a hard time dealing with their feelings for you but once you're with them, they will keep you safe from anyone that might view you like that.

-that doesn't mean that they stop their business of course, just that they normally keep you far away from the rougher parts of it. they all use and are in the business of selling humans as drugs.

-Douglas is the one who's generally okay with the fact that you're human. there was definitely a learning curve but compared to the other two, he had the easiest time with it. the other two took longer to come around to the concept.

-none of them fully understand humans so it's up to you to remind them that you're not like them. though you are more physically fragile than them, you have certain abilities that they don't. besides being more temperature resistant then a lot of other folks in space, things that are poison to any other species are fine for you, the first time you had human liquor around them it was like the world was ending. (I HC that alien liquor is different depending on the species/planet, but they generally view our alcohol the same way we view rubbing alcohol)

-human foods are also a mystery to them, our spices and cooking techniques are different than theirs. you could make instant ramen and they'd be enthralled.

-since you're the only human they like, they are fascinated by almost everything you do, it's a bit odd but somehow endearing. in their eyes you're soft and cute, even if you're not by human standards.

-speaking of soft, they are very protective! you are always with one of them.

-your time with Nipulon is usually spent in his office, you sit on one of the couches while he works. you both do your own thing, or you talk to him while he does paperwork. he enjoys the background noise even if he doesn't know what a 'stormtrooper' is or why the grunts remind you of them. sometimes you sit in his lap and lean your head on his shoulder so you can watch him work, sometimes you fall asleep like that, and he refuses to move. like when a cat lays on you and you legally can't move.

-Douglas on the other hand is a bit of a toss-up. sometimes you go with him when he's training recruits, he uses it to show off to you though that tends to backfire when half the trainees end up dying in the most ridiculous ways. other times he might be out of his suit (normally while high) and just hangs on to you while you go about your day, occasionally commenting on what you're doing.

-Garmantuous doesn't have a lot of time off but sometimes he'll pull you along on missions, you end up following him to different planets. since he's been so many places, he knows what places are the most fun (at least in his eyes) and which ones would be safe for you to wander in.

-though you somehow managed to be with all of them, that doesn't change how jealous they are. Nipulon in games is said to be very jealous and aggressive towards anyone that gets close to Garmantuous, though this doesn't mean that he's jealous of you (since you're his Aswell) it does mean that he doesn't like anyone going near you or Garmantuous. he already doesn't like Douglas and he hates how close he is to you, but you're happy and he knows you'd be devastated if he killed him, so he just keeps his distance from Douglas and stands closer to you. but luckily you tend to spend time with them individually rather than all together so there usually isn't any conflict.

[hmvw2015]

Douglas (and also Sweezy), from High On Life!

He may be the most dangerous character Tom Kenny has ever played.

[surveillance-0011]

Have come across so many older SpongeBob clips as of late where his voice drops an octave every now and then and I am starting to hear Douglas in some of them

[randymansalien]

[brainddeadd]

Cash runs from the police.

Cash runs to the school, into the classroom, police sirens blaring and clearly chasing him, and the only thing he does, all he can think about, is telling Darren that he loves them.

Making sure Darren knows, before he goes away for an unknown amount of time.

He doesn't see his Nan, or the people he's grown up around. He doesn't run to his friends or find a place to hide. No, he runs to Darren. To make sure Darren knows.

Cash bursts into the classroom, chest heaving with the exertion of his run. The students and teacher all turn to him, but he's looking at Darren.

"What did you do?"

Darren's not accusatory or hostile. Darren's worried.

Darren doesn’t get a response to their question.

"I love you, Darren. I've loved you since year 8. And the only good thing about coming to this shithole every day is seeing your face."

Darren's gasp.

"Are you serious?"

Cash's soft head nod.

Spider's a dick and Qunnie puts him in his place. Qunnie probably just knows what Darren feels. Knows that Darren loves this 'eshay' that everyone loves to shit on.

Cash expects nothing, he's panicked and scared, and clearly not really thinking straight, and he's just poured his heart out in front of people who he knows could bully him and talk shit, people who have been horrible to him in the past, simply because he loves Darren and he must make sure it's known before it's too late.

"I love you too."

The relief on Cash's face, and the array of emotions on Darren's. They're so scared. And so relieved. They're in disbelief.

The chairs and tables being moved in Cash's mad dash to get to Darren. He cannot get to Darren fast enough.

They throw themselves at each other. Full body launch. Cash, perceived as tough and harsh, holds Darren's head in his hands. He's not gentle with it, he's too frantic and feeling too many emotions to be gentle. But he is determined and needs to remind himself that this is real. He is actually there, in his classroom, in front of the people he's grown up with, suffered with, kissing the person he's been in love with for years.

Darren holds Cash gently, but desperately. It's probably one of the first gentle touches Cash has experienced in a while, and he melts into it.

Cash is frowning. As he kisses the probable love of his life. He knows this won't last. He knows he's going to lose this. He knows the cops are going to ruin it. That Spider will probably be a dick again soon.

The way Cash gasps into the kiss. Like he's finally breathing for the first time. He's so relieved.

Cash is ripped away. Torn from Darren's arms. Pushed onto a desk.

"Oh my God."

Darren is crying for a different reason now.

"It's ok Darren."

Cash is reassuring Darren that everything is ok, despite the fact that he's being arrested right that very moment and he's got his face smushed into a desk.

"I love you. I love you, Darren."

[kleiner-ghost]

He’s just a little friendly guy, you know? Never killed a man, or a bounty hunter.

[kleiner-ghost-high-on-life]

Also I love how Gus is the only one who can pick up that Douglas in disguise in Douglas in disguise?

Although, at the time the team is just BH, Kenny and him, he's the smartest one of the three. Or maybe he's just the only one that listens.

[cloverina-sasha139]

I forgot to post this on Tumblr-

[neon-entity]

got carried away with the colors here... it was FUN!! 👽👾🎨

stock used in bg:

stickers in bg are default Ibispaint ones

[g3ask]

Why is Douglas’s suits ass so big? 😞

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[time-cherry]

Dude.....how do you feel?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[savvatonic]

i love that fucking alchoholic squid so much

[surveillance-0011]

Human!Douglas having a rough time. First couple are from like a week ago, chibi one was drawn last night.

I think he’s usually got his wits about him but sometimes he’s taken aback by just how far he goes. It’s a little scary and he’s gotten into a lot of trouble. “Confident character secretly hates themself” is a lil tried from how it can be poorly done and I don’t think that this is that, but I’m sure he kicks himself in the head a little every now and then. Like, I don’t think he’s TOTALLY unaware of Garm being pissed at him alongside how much danger he’s gotten himself into, and that comes with stress that just makes the cycle of everything worse. And certainly at his drunkest there’s ought to be moments of horrific self awareness. It’s not how I’d want to live I’ll tell you that much. Ah well, next time I’ll probably draw Douglas making someone else’s life worse instead, with him being chief of torture and all.

Uh don’t repost. Rbs + likes + comments all appreciated lmk if this needs any other tags or anything!!

[g3-cartel]

Douglas are you an octopus or a squid

"Oh for the love of-"

The Chief of Training and Torture suddenly left before he came back with two pictures in tentacles

"Now can you tell what the hell even am I!?"