#down in hollywood

[e-vasong]

I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.

he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.

[drzone]

our hollywood heroes..

[bruciemilf]

So glad you clarified that "Alfred bleeding out at brucie's day party" was step 1 in becoming pennywaynes. I was just about to ask lol

Also thinking that Alfred doesn't say "fuck" because Thomas says it enough for both of them. And how they're both feral in opposite directions (loud and vulgar vs poised and eloquent) makes me wonder what direction Martha is feral in. Exceedingly painfully viciously polite? Barefoot in the dirt, she'd love poison ivy fae-tinged feral? Does this make sense? I'm sick. All I can think about is Thomas and Alfred preparing to carve someone up and you don't even know who you are supposed to be more scared of

I like to imagine Martha as Morticia Addams feral. Regal, majestic, peculiar, and could wipe the floor with your self-esteem in a minute if crossed. Bruce’s mama was a silent badass for sure.

I like to think Damian inherited her affection for animals! Hers pets were just more… Unique, let’s say.

Imagine you’re Alfred. You’ve been working at the Wayne manor for about two weeks now.

Thomas, your husband boss hands you a huge chunk of bloody meat hanging from a butcher hook, while yelling violently at a business partner on the phone.

“Al, go feed Bruce, will ya?”

“?????????????”

Bruce gently grabs Alfred’s hand (Alfred has to tilt down) and he’s taken to the pool area.

There’s a big ass tank.

There’s a big ass, 20 foot long, great white shark in that tank. Bruce hugs the glass. Alfred may or may not pass out. Martha gently takes Bruce in her arms, kindly asks Alfred to clean the floors, and vanishes in the shadows.

She also has an albino ball python that Bruce adores. Occasionally, she wears him as a scarf. Alfred is severely loving and regretting his life choices.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

actually even "rich" actors are in need of better contracts, largely because even they are being exploited, not only are working conditions horrific even for them (listen to literally any horror story from any big-name marvel actor) but studios are very much stealing their likenesses to be used in perpetuity in whatever project they wish without consent or compensation

ai threatening jobs is a cross-class issue, stop acting like it's just about annual income

[gatabella]

Jewelry Rita Hayworth wore in Down to Earth (1947)

An 18K gold snake necklace, bracelet and headpiece with simulated diamonds, rubies, and emeralds.

[clarulitas]

Dolores Del Rio and Fred Astaire in Flying Down to Rio (1933) dir. Thornton Freeland

[not-so-rosyyy]

Hollywood is actually so afraid of Asian men being it boys / leads / big stars and out-rizzing their white counterparts that everytime one reaches the verge of a tremendous breakthrough, the entire system somehow finds a way to hold them back and "keep them in their place". (Reminds me of that one bit of US history where during the 1930s, white men got extremely jealous of Filipinos who just had soooooo much natural rizz that made white women obsessed with them—which then led to mob riots and killings and a strengthened ban on interracial marriage laws lol)

Like…yeah, when you put Dev Patel, Henry Golding and Manny Jacinto side-by-side with whichever white actor they'll have you believing is the epitome of attractiveness and charm today, the severe lack of flavor and seasoning becomes too glaring, I guess.

[noecoded]

everybody knows ur right…everybody knows im wrong!!!!!!

[maxmayfieldghostwrotethis]

byler getting murray'd? argyle'd? vecna'd? what about byler getting WRITTEN

[pop-punklouis]

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[ftcynthia]

Rita hayworth is down to earth .

She is so unbelievably gorgeous

[paxny]

Crack fic idea where instead of dogfight football, Mav makes the dagger squad do an obstacle course like on the game show Wipeout

[fishfingersandscarves]

mendoza doodles

[cardigan-jam]

I humbly present my magnum opus, Gregory Peck 10 out of 10

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[clarulitas]

Dolores Del Rio in Flying Down to Rio (1933) dir. Thornton Freeland